Los Angeles at night is very charming. Chen Hao and Long Juan had just finished their date and were strolling around when they encountered an uninvited guest.
"Hi, excuse me, may I ask your name is Chen Hao?"
However, the next second, this guy stared at Tornado in shock.
"Oh f***! Your girlfriend is fucking gorgeous!!"
"It's a pity you won't be able to enjoy this after tonight. Someone wants me to take your dog's head. I don't want to, but you know money isn't everything, but you can't do anything without it."
The newcomer was a chatterbox, rambling on and on.
"Heh, isn't this Deadpool's old specialty?"
Chapter 21 Deadpool: Boss, are you a time traveler too?
Chen Hao's calm and composed words startled Deadpool, who let out a strange cry and jumped back several steps, moving away from Chen Hao.
"Oh shit! How do you know about Deadpool's great name? Who are you anyway?"
"No! No! How could I, Deadpool, be afraid of a nobody like you? Tell me, which bitch are you?!"
"Oh, those bitches, they actually leaked my Deadpool information to you, didn't they? I think they're going to use me and then discard me."
Deadpool is really a bit mentally unstable. He was shocked to death just a moment ago, but suddenly he feels like he's lost face again.
He kept rambling on and on with a bunch of nonsense, which gave Chen Hao a headache. Talking to a lunatic was too tiring.
Tornado rolled her eyes speechlessly. Who was this idiot in front of her with the weird hood and leather jacket? His chatter was truly rare in the world!
Chen Hao was also getting a headache from his rambling.
He quickly waved his hand to interrupt Deadpool's rant. Turns out, there really are people who can talk the dead back to life and the living to death.
"Alright, alright, shut the hell up."
"Now go back to where you came from, and I'll give you double the pay to kill the bastard who hired you!"
Chen Hao was too lazy to waste words with him and quickly sent him away.
As for double compensation? That's just a drop in the bucket.
"Hmph! Who do you think you are? I, Deadpool, also have professional ethics, you know."
"If you tell me to kill my employer, how am I supposed to survive in the assassin world?"
Deadpool, of course, refused and immediately began to ramble on and on, acting as if he had the most professional ethics.
Chen Hao glanced at Qi Shi with disdain and said:
"What?! You Deadpool have professional ethics? You just follow whoever pays you? You're talking to me about morality?"
Deadpool has a moral compass? Absolutely none!
This guy is incredibly cheap; he's all about money.
really!
Upon hearing this, the guy seemed to have found a kindred spirit and immediately began to shamelessly flatter him, saying, "You really understand me, Deadpool!"
"Hehe!! Hehe!! You saw right through me, I can't hide anything from you, boss! Don't worry!"
"From now on, I'll follow you. If you tell me to go east, I'll never go west. If you tell me to chase chickens, I'll never chase dogs."
Looking at Deadpool's smug face, Tornado and Chen Hao shuddered.
People need face, trees need bark, but once a person has no shame, they are truly invincible!
Deadpool is such a jerk, no wonder even Deadpool is like that.
However, he is also easy to fool; as long as you pay him, he'll do it.
suddenly!
Chen Hao realized the key point and immediately grabbed Deadpool's leather jacket around the neck.
Deadpool was dragged to Chen Hao's side like a little chick.
hiss...!!
This action terrified Deadpool, giving him goosebumps and leaving him almost dazed!
That speed...that speed...!!
Fuck!! Shit!! I didn't even have time to react??
Deadpool was genuinely startled. Although Chen Hao's attack was sudden and unexpected, the speed was so fast that he didn't have time to react.
He didn't even let me teleport to dodge!
Farke! ! !
Deadpool was genuinely terrified, his hair stood on end, and his heart pounded wildly.
"Who sent you to assassinate me?"
"I don't think I've offended anyone, have I?"
Chen Hao's serious voice rang out, filled with intense killing intent!
He had never offended anyone except Kingpin. Did Kingpin's men still not give up?
Deadpool breathed a sigh of relief; after all, they weren't going to kill me.
He said in a cheeky tone, "Hehe, boss, you've offended quite a few people lately. Everyone knows your movie was a huge success but infringed on other people's interests."
After saying that, he immediately teleported away from Chen Hao's grasp.
The boss has a really strong grip!
Hearing Deadpool say that, he understood.
I've really messed with someone else's interests!
I suspect there are other assassins besides Deadpool!
"Alright, alright, go and kill the guy who hired you. He dared to lay a hand on me, just chop him up!"
Chen Hao said coldly.
"Hehe, boss, look, here...!"
Deadpool rubbed his fingers together cheekily, his intentions quite clear.
If you don't pay me, it's hard for me to do anything for you!
"Hehe, you'll definitely get your share of the benefits."
As Chen Hao spoke, he took out more than a dozen bundles of banknotes from his storage ring and threw them to Deadpool, who was as excited as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
"Oh! Fuck!! Boss, I fucking love you to death, hahaha!"
"Don't worry, boss! I'll definitely chop that bitch into ribs!!"
Deadpool is used to being poor and miserable, he's never seen such a generous boss before.
He immediately started fawning over her, his exaggerated tone and bizarre body language making passersby exclaim that it was an eyesore.
Did this thing escape from the Los Angeles Green Mountain Mental Hospital because the door wasn't properly closed?
"Get out of here!"
Seeing that everyone had stopped pointing and whispering, Chen Hao quickly kicked the guy to stop embarrassing himself.
"Hehe! Hehe! You're the boss, kick me all you want, who's going to bother with an NPC?"
Deadpool said nonchalantly and cheekily.
NPC?
Chen Hao instantly grasped the meaning of the words. Could it be that this guy has already broken the fourth wall?
"Wade! I'm asking you, did you kill Deadpool in this universe?"
Upon hearing this, Deadpool abruptly stopped, overwhelmed by immense fear. Even with his sharp mind, he was so frightened that every pore on his body opened up.
"Boss! You...!!"
Deadpool suddenly turned around, his eyes, hidden behind his mask, fixed on Chen Hao, staring at him in disbelief.
Faced with Deadpool's shock, Chen Hao calmly nodded.
"Hahaha, this is going to be fun. I've taken care of that idiot, so he won't have to live in misery."
Upon receiving Chen Hao's affirmation, Deadpool laughed uncontrollably, openly admitting that he had killed the Deadpool of this universe.
Just as I thought!
Perhaps from the day he traveled here, this universe had already begun its inevitable descent into the unknown and chaos.
After thinking about it, he felt relieved. What did it have to do with him?
He also knows that the Deadpool Legion's massacre of the universe may be unavoidable, which is quite interesting.
Watching Deadpool walk away, Chen Hao didn't think much of it. He knew that Deadpool's real world was different from his own.
When he returned to the villa he had bought in Los Angeles, he discovered that an uninvited guest had come to his door.
“Honey, Mr. Stark wants to invest in our new post-apocalyptic film,” Stewart said quietly as he hurried over.
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