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"And you need to give me that much space. The point is, who's going to eat this long stuff? Even if I can pull it out, you can break it if you use a little force when you're clamping it. That's not my problem, so it's better not to pull it at all."

Lin Qi's words essentially explained to these people that it was indeed possible to recruit them, but the conditions for doing so were rather harsh.

Erina looked at the bowl of noodles and picked it up, realizing what it was and feeling speechless. This guy was showing off his skills. After all, if you want to make something delicious, you can't be too lazy to do it properly and just use your skills to replace the taste.

"Miss Erina, what is this? Why have I never seen this kind of face before?"

Hisako's eyes were filled with confusion at this moment. She really didn't understand and had never seen such a face before.

"Shadowless Mask, a mid-level pastry that probably doesn't even exist in this world. Only that guy can make it. It's made by mixing potatoes and flour and stretching it. The furthest it can stretch is 3000 zhang."

The secretary was dumbfounded when she heard this. After all, it was a mixture of potatoes and flour. Could it really be that exaggerated?

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Chapter 367 Just say you're freeloading, no need to beat around the bush!

Alice looked at the dough in her hand and felt it was amazing. She also wanted to ask how it was made.

Even machines can't replicate this.

Once everyone started inhaling, the scene instantly became chaotic.

Just as Erina was about to unleash her wide-range skill, Lynch immediately suppressed her power and said in her mind:

"You need to learn to control your abilities, otherwise you'll easily expose yourself, and it'll be difficult for me to handle that, you know? I'll give you a good talking-to another day."

Lin Qi said that since he was alone, he could hug her however he wanted, and even if it affected others, that was fine, provided that everyone present was of the opposite sex. But in the current situation, he definitely couldn't let her activate her skill.

Erina was no longer in the mood to argue with anyone.

Knowing that it had taken these students quite a while to recover, and what they didn't even know was that this ultimate delicacy—which was indeed the ultimate delicacy for these people—would be difficult to endure in the future. At least for a month, these guys would be feeding him porridge. It was just a little bit of his own perverse pleasure.

This incident caused these people to look at Lin Qi with awe.

Even those who were usually so carefree and unruly lowered their heads in fear when they met Lin Qi's gaze.

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"Wait, why are you in my house, and Alice too?"

When Lin Qi returned after the event, he planned to cook a big meal for these people as a reward. After all, they had just come back from their trip and either ate out or did something else. He figured he might as well cook for them, since it wouldn't take much effort. However, two—no, wait, three—uninvited guests arrived.

Lin Qi looked at the merchants who had already entered and spoke in a strange tone:

"Shouldn't you be at your own place or having dinner with your grandfather? Why are you here?"

Erina started criticizing without even thinking.

"You did this on purpose, didn't you? You deliberately made the food taste like that. I feel like I can't eat anything else for the past few days. My mouth is full of the taste of that bowl of noodles you made!"

Erina said that if murder were not illegal, she would definitely kill this bastard surnamed Lin, because he deliberately tried to kill them.

He had originally intended to have dinner, but neither he, Alice, nor anyone else who had returned could eat anything. So, the guard, having already settled his score, decisively brought his men to cause trouble and, incidentally, freeload off dinner; they couldn't possibly go hungry.

Alice, be direct.

"I'm not here to cause trouble, I'm just here to get a free meal."

"Alice, just say you want a free meal, you're welcome, you're welcome." This immediately revealed what it means to have two faces, which infuriated the arrogant girl.

Later, the group sat down together and prepared to enjoy their dinner.

Lynch himself intended to make something less extreme, so he simply used a huge sea bream.

Erina knew what this order was. After cutting it open and hanging it on the door, they saw a map appear, and there were quite a few colors mixed together, eight in total.

Erina was a little confused when she saw this thing.

"Wasn't this 'True Carved Landscape' set supposed to come in four flavors? Why has it changed?"

"I think each province has its own unique taste, so I'm too lazy to make it so complicated. Let's just follow the eight major cuisines."

It has to be said that this move was another display of skill, leaving someone speechless. All this guy does all day is show off his fancy tricks.

After they had eaten and drunk their fill, he personally escorted the three of them back home.

Erina was the first to speak up.

"I need to rest well tonight, and no one should disturb me."

At first glance, there seemed to be nothing wrong with what he said, but Lin Qi, being an expert, knew very well that the other party was warning him to get lost as far away as possible tonight and not to bother him with this harassment.

Lin Qi was immediately helpless. How heartless! They turned their backs on him after eating and drinking their fill.

But after thinking about it, I decided to let it go and not bother arguing with them.

The secretary naturally followed, but when Lin Qi teleported Alice away, he kissed her on the lips—it wasn't the first time, anyway.

Hisako didn't expect Lin Qi to kiss her so openly. She blushed immediately after trying to hide it. Then, seeing her young mistress looking like she was about to kill someone, she felt that she shouldn't be there and should go back to her room.

Erina's inner thoughts were: "You, Lin, are you doing this on purpose?"

Erina knew perfectly well that since 07 had done this to her face, there must be a reason. And the reason for his actions was undoubtedly revenge, right? She had to admit, he succeeded. All she wanted to do was ignore him tonight, and this was what happened. He really wasn't human.

After Alice was brought back, she looked Lin Qi up and down with her eyes, but there seemed to be some dissatisfaction in her eyes.

Why is Alice looking at me like that?

"Qi Jun, do you know that kissing a girl in front of another girl is a very bad thing to do?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Qi immediately nodded in agreement.

"Emmm... I have to say what you said is a good lesson, so I've decided to only do things that require a beauty filter."

"Thanks for reminding me!"

Alice was bewildered by these words. What was all this about? It sounded like she was teaching someone to commit a crime. Then, she immediately regretted it. She wished she hadn't said it. Lin Qi put his arm around her waist and said with a smile.

"Alice-chan, since you just gave me the suggestion, why don't you put it into practice? It just so happens that there are only the two of us here."

Alice sensed something was wrong upon hearing this, and before she could speak, her mouth was sealed shut.

After they separated, Alice immediately looked sullen and punched Lynch's chest with her little fists.

"Qi Jun, you big bad guy, you're attacking me again! How many times have I told you not to attack me?"

"You're forbidden from kissing me from now on."

After Alice finished speaking, she turned around and left angrily.

Lin Qi knew perfectly well that this was just a little tantrum, since it wasn't the first time he'd said it, so he just let it be.

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After Lin Qi returned, he started carrying things one by one, since he couldn't just let them go back on their own.

Finally, he sent Liu Mei to her home. He appeared in an instant with a teleportation, and the defenses in her house seemed to be non-existent, without any detection.

"Could you please stop coming in through the gate like this? Every time you appear out of nowhere like this, it makes me doubt whether the defenses I built are a bit too weak?"

Si Yuan was used to seeing two people appear, but every time they appeared like this, he felt as if all the defenses he had painstakingly built up were for nothing.

"How about I just go through the motions next time?"

Lin Qi sat down very skillfully, and then spoke in a tentative tone.

"That's not necessary, it's just that I feel frustrated."

Just as Lin Qi was about to speak, a handsome black-haired barber with a sunny smile brought him a cup of tea. However, the tea was clearly a mixture of countless poisons, but Lin Qi didn't care. He picked it up, expressionlessly drank it, and licked his lips after finishing.

"Brother-in-law, your recipe this time isn't good. It's a bit bitter. I still prefer it sweet."

The other person still smiled after hearing this, but it was obvious that the word "danger" seemed to appear above their head.

"I'm really sorry, but next time I'll try a different method and get some better stuff."

The rest of the people chose to ignore the situation of these two.

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Chapter 368 Your personality is really unsuitable.

After everyone left, Xue Nai looked at Lin Qi with gritted teeth.

"What are you doing? You're taking on this commission privately, before you've even decided whether to accept it or not."

Lin Qi couldn't help but sigh after hearing this.

"Come on, if everyone is playing by the rules, there are plenty of ways to get rid of your department. You don't want to go out of business, do you?"

Lynch made a classic statement.

Yukino was furious when she heard this and started arguing with Lynch.

“If she doesn’t make any fundamental mistakes or violate any rules, she has no excuse.”

"No excuses, understand? What do you mean by creating excuses? I usually have the ability to handle many things by lying down, I'm just too lazy to use tricks."

"And I've been thinking about it, don't you guys feel like there's nothing much to do lately? How about we go somewhere else to have some fun?"

"We?"

As soon as that word was uttered, everyone sensed something was wrong.