"Sorry, I think I praised her a little too soon. This seemingly noble Crab Roe Princess doesn't seem to be as easy to deal with as she appears."
"That's hilarious! The most pitiful one has to be Shinpachi. He didn't get a single bite from beginning to end!"
Listening to Crab Roe Princess's curse, which sounded like a top-tier curse spirit filled with resentment, everyone watching the video shook their heads, somewhat amused and exasperated. No offense intended...
Your curse is indeed a bit unnecessary, Princess Crab Roe!
Even without your curse, the three of them seem to be in pretty much the same boat, pitifully poor.
Chapter 1212, "The Cautious Hero," begins! Featuring the silly goddess Ristarte!
Gintama World
The Yorozuya staff had no interest in the Crab Roe Princess's innocuous curse; after all, they were poor enough to get by.
What bothered them even more was something else...
"When will this apology letter ever be finished?!"
Gintoki slumped in his chair as if all his bones had been removed, clutching a pen that was almost chewed to pieces in his hand. The letter in front of him contained only a few crooked words.
"Damn it, Gintoki, my life motto is only sugar and jump. Where did the 'sorry' come from?!"
Do you think we're cheap labor? You got yourself into this mess, so you should deal with it yourself, you damn gorilla!
"Gintoki! Don't even think about taking this opportunity to slack off with your tsukkomi. That gorilla has already been locked up in the shelter."
Shinpachi pushed up his glasses and sighed helplessly, "I still have several dozen apology letters to write."
"Damn it, there's no other way..." Gintoki's expression was solemn as he stared intently at the letter in front of him with only a few words. After a moment, he gritted his teeth and made up his mind: "It's time to use my ultimate move!"
Upon hearing this, Shinpachi's expression changed drastically. His eyes widened, and he exclaimed in a trembling voice, "Masaka (Could it be)? You...you're thinking of using that move, Gintoki?!"
This isn't the first time they've written an apology letter, but writing so many at once is indeed a bit of a stretch...
but! !! !!
Faced with this predicament, the Yorozuya naturally has its own emergency response plan—to end the scam!!
“That’s right, Shinpachi.” Gintoki had somehow changed into a well-tailored suit, ready to launch a press conference at any moment: “Now we have no choice but to take a gamble…”
This move is just as effective as the Rasengan, Getsuga Tenshou, and Hameha Memeha!
It can be said that this is a trick that will never go out of style, no matter how long you use it.
With the wicked curse of the Crab Roe Princess, this crab feast, filled with scheming and intrigue from beginning to end, finally came to a slow close.
[Just then, the scene took a completely new turn... "This Hero Is Clearly Strong But Overly Cautious!"]
As the scene slowly unfolds, the first thing that catches the eye is a setting resembling a grand variety show stage, with dazzling lights illuminating the entire space.
"Goddesses, gods! This time, the difficulty level for saving the world is S-rank, and the one chosen for this task is the Healing Goddess—Ristarte!!"
[Amidst the fervent anticipation and intense gazes of the crowd, the healing goddess Ristarte, with her dazzling golden hair, appeared out of thin air on the stage.]
"Wow, that's amazing, Ristarte."
"It's a very meaningful job. If you can complete this, you'll be a goddess who can stand on her own!"
Amidst the surging cheers and praises of the surrounding gods, Lysita remained graceful, a perfectly measured smile playing on her lips.
Her smile was both elegant and poised, warm like the spring sun: "Thank you everyone. I will gain experience and strive to become a top goddess."
"Elegant, so incredibly elegant!! Look at the grace in every gesture she exudes. Aqua, you should really learn from her. This is what a healing goddess should be like!"
"The title is a bit strange, but it doesn't matter. It's always a good thing for the hero to be cautious. It seems that this hero and goddess are both very reliable."
Seeing Ristarte's beautiful and dignified goddess-like demeanor, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief. It was all because of the wicked Shin and the idiot Aqua who set a bad example...
When the title came out, they thought it was another unreliable goddess and hero combination, but now it seems they were worrying too much!
Another World Quartet World
"She's ruining my place!!! She's ruining my place!!" Aqua was instantly enraged, her fierce expression making it seem like she was about to charge at me at any moment.
"Hey, calm down, Aqua—!" Fortunately, Kazuma reacted quickly and stopped her with lightning speed, preventing the situation from getting completely out of control.
Seeing this, Subaru rushed over and quickly comforted her, saying, "Yes, Aqua, compared to your carefree and unrestrained temperament, she's nothing."
Seeing his sincere expression, even Kazuma couldn't help but cast an approving glance at Subaru Natsuki. How could you say such a thing against your conscience?
"Really?? Since you've put it that way..." Aqua's confidence surged instantly, she put her hands on her hips with an air of self-importance, and raised her chin slightly.
"Hmph, it seems this so-called new goddess is indeed far inferior to me."
You should know that as the Goddess of Water, she is an elite in the reincarnation business in Japan! Healing is just a side job for her!
And this so-called healing goddess is just a greenhorn who has never worked before. Compared to her, I'm totally outmatched!
Seeing that Aqua had been coaxed into submission, Kazuma and Subaru exchanged a glance and breathed a sigh of relief.
This healing goddess looks so gentle, it would be terrible if Aqua got involved with her, she would definitely be bullied at work!
Type-Moon Seventh Singularity
"This seemingly unorthodox development suddenly feels strange..." Mashu's expression turned quite odd as she looked at the large-scale talent show in front of her.
Fujimaru Ritsuka subconsciously glanced at Ishtar, who was standing silently to the side, her expression quite subtle: "I feel the same way, Mash."
Although the goddess Lystadt's demeanor was exceptionally elegant, is this how the divine realm is supposed to be? (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
What's with all these colored lights and microphones, and that inexplicable host? Shouldn't the atmosphere be more serious?
Or is it that the divine realm is like this in places unseen by others?
And judging from the usual behavior of Venus, the goddess Ishtar—well, very likely!
"No, why are you all looking at me like that..." Faced with the piercing gazes of the crowd, Ishtar felt as if his face was being roasted on fire.
Their reputation has been damaged!!
The last person whose reputation was damaged was Aqua, who single-handedly lowered everyone's understanding of the wisdom of the gods.
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[When the large-scale talent show came to an end, the goddess Lysita, who had been trying her best to maintain her elegant demeanor in front of everyone, ultimately couldn't hold on any longer.]
Although he seemed capable of handling important tasks on the surface, he instantly sprinted home with a completely disheveled expression, exclaiming, "You're kidding me—!"
After slamming the door shut, the once elegant and composed Ristarte instantly collapsed to the floor, her face filled with utter dejection: "Difficulty... S-rank..."
"...That was hasty. This goddess of healing seems to be a little dim-witted as well."
"Damn it, if I ever believed in a decent goddess in this world, I'd be a dog. Tell me, what's your relationship with Aqua?"
Seeing the healing goddess Ristarte instantly reveal her ape form, the people from other worlds stared blankly and simultaneously raised their hands to cover their faces.
I was wrong after all; she's a total goofball goddess! She seems calm and collected, but she's actually panicking inside!
She was merely a goddess who had existed in this unified divine realm for less than a hundred years, yet she had successfully summoned heroes five times, saving the world from its predicament.
[But compared to those veteran goddesses, this resume is still not impressive. They have saved the world on average dozens, and some have even saved it hundreds of times.]
[And needless to say, S-rank difficulty worlds are terrifying worlds that even veteran goddesses would find challenging...]
Thinking of this, Lysita's face instantly turned ashen, like a wilted eggplant, and her body trembled violently—what should she do?!
But she quickly rallied her spirits. Rather than waiting to be defeated, she decided to think of a way to overcome this difficulty.
"The crucial hero summoning will still be done by choosing from the young people of Japan, as always!"
Ristarte sat at the table, one leg unconsciously twitching slightly, as she began to carefully examine the information about the candidates for the Neon Hero.
"No way, saving five worlds isn't enough?? How dangerous is this Earthly world? It's on the verge of destruction every single day!"
"The new goddess who just finished the tutorial has been given a hellish dungeon that even veteran goddesses find difficult... Oh no, you've really been set up by the capitalists!"
Watching Ristarte strategically select her hero by shaking her leg, the people from other worlds were utterly speechless. She'd completely shattered their goddess image!
The only saving grace is that, although this goddess is a bit unconventional, the hero is clearly very strong and cautious, as can be seen from the title, and sounds very reliable.
These days, it seems like an unconventional goddess paired with a reliable hero is the standard combination!
P.S.: Maybe I should be more cautious, hero...
Chapter 1213 This goddess is not only silly! She's also a sucker for good looks!
Be careful in the brave world
"It's over..."
Looking at herself on the screen, who resembled a useless goddess, Lysita's eyes suddenly lost their luster, as if her soul had been ripped from her body, leaving them looking so empty.
"I've maintained an elegant and dignified image for so many years, and now it's all gone."
It's so embarrassing that they're terrified of S-rank difficulty worlds but pretend to be calm and collected!
And now they're being publicly executed by the entire universe...
Hehe, she felt as if she were now in a world of S-level difficulty, which was really terrifying.
“Uh… this… Listar…” Ariadne’s smile suddenly froze, as if she were frozen in that moment.
She was about to speak, but before she could utter a word, she was abruptly interrupted by Lysita.
"Don't try to comfort me." Lisda sat sullenly in the corner, exuding a dark aura. "I don't plan to leave the house for the next ten years."
Why go out? To embarrass yourself?
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