"The poor Sword God uncle was beaten so badly that he became depressed and questioned the meaning of life, and even started calling him 'Big Brother'..."

"Let this poor sword god go... no, he's practically a god of food now!"

Seeing the swordsman uncle who had developed PTSD from fright, everyone's shoulders trembled slightly at first, then someone burst out laughing, and then they couldn't stop laughing, doubled over with laughter. (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Although your tragic experience is certainly worthy of sympathy, I'm sorry, I just can't help it, Uncle Sword God!

A sword master who should be spending his days with his sword and studying swordsmanship is now not practicing his sword, but instead studying a recipe with great interest and making a cake...

Chapter 1239 This sword god is clearly very strong, but he is overly cautious!

[The Sword God, seemingly eager to prove his words were true, hurriedly and carefully brought over a cake from the side, his face plastered with a fawning smile.]

"I just made this cake, would you like to try it..." The Sword God's eyes were full of expectation, as if this cake was his last lifeline.

Seiya merely glanced at the cake casually before coldly and firmly refusing, "It's awful, I don't want it!"

Upon hearing this, the Sword God seemed struck by a heavy hammer; the smile on his face froze instantly, and two tears of humiliation streamed down his face.

"I haven't even eaten it yet! This is clearly a masterpiece I carefully crafted and was confident in!"

The swordsman, his dreams shattered, darted around, then suddenly, as if grasping at a straw, he quickly handed the cake to the little girl beside him, Eluru, his voice tinged with pleading.

"Would you like to try some...?"

[Elulu looked at the cake handed to her, her face instantly turning troubled. She turned her head back with disgust, saying, "No! It looks like it's filled with muscle! How disgusting!"]

Upon hearing this, the Sword God froze on the spot as if struck by lightning, his entire being shrouded in a thick, gloomy aura, as if his soul had been ripped away.

[His face was completely lost and dejected, and he kept muttering to himself, "How am I supposed to be a chef now... ah..."]

"Aaaaaah, yamerou—! I can't stand it anymore, please let him go, please let this poor God of Cookery go, he's too pitiful!!"

"Ever since the Cautious Hero arrived in the realm of the gods, this pitiful swordsman has been cursed, constantly being persecuted..."

Seeing the aggrieved Sword God on the screen, everyone watching the video couldn't help but laugh and cry. He was supposed to be a sword... God of Cookery, where did his former unruly demeanor go?!

Gintama World

"Aaaaaah—!!" Gintoki pounded his head against the wall like a madman, leaving traces of blood on the wall with each slam.

Soon his face was covered in blood, and he looked utterly disheveled. Even so, he continued to complain loudly despite his blood-soaked face.

"Hey, how am I supposed to even complain about this?!"

"Even I, Gintoki, couldn't bring myself to deliver the final blow to someone on the verge of death!!!"

As Gintoki spoke, he gestured wildly, his exaggerated movements and expressions seemingly trying to express his inner helplessness and shock.

"What should I do? Should I hand him a hot towel and try to warm his wounded heart like Doraemon did with Nobita?"

The sight of shattered dreams... is even more gruesome than being cut short by Jump, old man!!

"This is too much! This is just too much!" Shinpachi frantically pulled at his hair with both hands, as if he was about to explode on the spot.

"A meticulously crafted cake, only to be criticized for possibly containing questionable muscle or something..."

Shinpachi's forehead veins bulged as he pointed at the Sword God's cake on the screen and roared, "How can you put muscle in a cake?! At most, you can add some protein powder!"

After finally becoming a God of Cookery, he still gets looked down upon... That's just too tragic, uncle!

Just as the Yorozuya was in chaos, the camera shifted back to the Shinsengumi on the other side...

"Absolutely not, Sword God Uncle."

Fourteen, a cigarette dangling from his lips, frowned and stared intently at the darker parts of the cake: "How can a cake be made with something as cloyingly sweet as cream?"

His tone was laced with undisguised sarcasm, and as he spoke, he waved his hand impatiently, as if the cloying sweetness of the cream had become unbearable for him.

"If you're going to make a cake, just use mayonnaise honestly... Waaaaah."

Before Chapter Fourteen could finish speaking, Kondo rushed forward anxiously and covered his mouth with his large hand.

"Fourteen, wake up! Cake with mayonnaise, that's the gateway to hell!!"

"Listen up, Serseus, I don't want to see what kind of cake you're making right now." Even when facing the reclusive Sword God, Seiya's attitude remained unchanged.

"You have a job, right? Go do that first."

The Sword God's eyes were filled with terror. He swallowed hard, his throat moving slightly. "My...duty?"

"This is it." Seiya said expressionlessly, slowly drawing his longsword.

A flash of cold light, the chilling gleam of the sword reflecting off its blade, illuminated the Sword God's deathly pale face.

"No!!!!"

The moment the Sword God saw the sword, it was as if he had encountered the most terrifying monster in the world; the cake he was holding fell to the ground with a thud.

He himself, in a rather comical yet girlish pose, covered one ear with both hands, crouching on the ground like a frightened rabbit.

"I don't want to practice swordsmanship anymore! I don't want to!!" the Sword God screamed hoarsely, as if practicing swordsmanship was the most terrible torture in the world for him.

"No, brother, you're a sword god! A sword god! Is that stress reaction to seeing a sword for real? Just how badly did your mind get traumatized...?"

"Devil! This Cautious Warrior is a devil! Take that thin, long thing away! Uncle Sword God doesn't want to see a sword anymore!"

Seeing the hero planning to train with the Sword God again, everyone in the other worlds cried. Sword God, what did you do to offend the Tea Table in your past life? This life is full of tragedies! (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Go back to your regular job...

Is he going to get beaten up?

No, he's become the God of Cake Making now, so let him go. Look how scared he's made the kids!

Emiya Family's Meal World

Looking at the middle-aged man on the screen who was being bullied to the point of looking like a little girl, Cú Chulainn was stunned. After a long while, he slowly spoke, his tone full of disbelief.

"By the way, is this guy really a sword god?"

So this is what the Sword God is like?

Isn't this contrast a bit too...girlish?

“No, he’s not the God of Swords, he’s the God of Food.” Shirou Emiya gently shook his head, his eyes filled with pity. “Or rather, everyone is a God of Food!”

Sigh, even after switching to a casual job, I still couldn't escape the fate of being a sparring partner, uncle.

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"He's not even a 'God of Cookery,' all the cakes he made were rejected." R covered his face with his hands, unable to bear watching, and sighed softly, his voice filled with deep helplessness.

"This psychological trauma is unlikely to heal anytime soon."

Three short days of cultivation might take a lifetime to heal...

"This is the first time I've ever seen a human being who could drive a god to this state."

Sakura gently covered her mouth, her eyes filled with disbelief. It was beyond her comprehension that a dignified god could be so disheveled.

Who would believe that a dignified sword god would actually be afraid of swords?

"After seeing these other worlds, I've come to a conclusion." Rin Tohsaka slowly raised her head, her gaze sweeping firmly over the people around her, and said in a calm and resolute tone.

Whether it's the sadistic protagonist, the uncle from the fantasy world, or the cautious hero, they are all conveying an important message!

Before you drive yourself crazy, you'd better drive others crazy first...

"Don't worry, it's not me training this time." Looking at the Sword God who was squatting on the ground in a sullen posture, Seiya pushed Matthew forward: "It's this guy."

"After all, if the person carrying the luggage is too weak, the monsters will steal their weapons and items."

"Master Seiya's disciple?" Upon hearing that it was just a kid training nearby, the Sword God's eyes lit up instantly, and he sprang to his feet like a spring.

"Could I use my X-ray vision ability?"

Matthew was taken aback for a moment upon hearing this, a hint of doubt appearing on his face, but he quickly recovered and said, "Ah... sure."

After receiving permission, the Sword God immediately activated his ability and began to carefully examine Matthew's data.

Upon closer inspection, he was stunned to find that Matthew's health indicators were all normal.

The Sword God suddenly felt uneasy again and couldn't help but ask, "You didn't use any disguise skills, did you?"

"N-nothing..." Matthew was quite startled by the man's strange change in attitude, and stammered.

Upon hearing Matthew's answer, the Sword God seemed to receive some kind of affirmation and immediately became incredibly excited.

He stretched out his large hand and pulled Matthew over, laughing heartily, "Come on, my training is very rigorous, so get ready! Hahaha!"

"..." Seeing the cowardly and bullying Sword God uncle, Ristarte's image of him completely collapsed.

From now on, we no longer need to use honorifics like "sir" when addressing someone.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect even the Sword God Uncle to become so cautious. Well, this is a lesson learned the hard way!"

"On this day, the Sword God Uncle, having regained his confidence, returned to the realm of terrestrial immortals. He's back... his long-lost dignity... it's all back!!"

Watching the sword god uncle carefully and repeatedly confirming the data, the people from other worlds almost laughed themselves to death. A dignified sword god was being bullied by the hero to the point of being paranoid.

Seeing a "normal" data panel was a rare treat, and my first reaction was: You didn't use any disguise skills, did you...?

This swordsman is clearly very strong, yet he's overly cautious with his blade!

Chapter 1240 Goddess of War Adeneira, this reaction is strange!

Azure Sea World

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