"Ugh, how am I supposed to solve this situation?!" Rin Tohsaka tugged at her hair in frustration. This incredibly frustrating situation was making her feel like her pockets were about to explode.
Adeneira was originally a homebody who rarely went out, so logically speaking, she would have had absolutely no chance of meeting him.
But now, Ristarte has become a "divine helper" and a guide, leading the God of War here!
They even chased after her wearing flip-flops, which shows how deep their resentment was...
"Now is not the time to dwell on mistakes, Rin." Archer said calmly, his gaze steady as he looked at the screen. "As things stand, it seems like we've reached a dead end."
“You don’t need to tell me that, Archer.” Rin Tohsaka rolled her eyes in annoyance and said speechlessly, “Anyone who isn’t an idiot can see that. Can’t you tell us something we don’t know?”
"There really is no solution." Ilya nodded slightly, her delicate face full of helplessness. "I haven't come up with any effective methods either."
Advise Lady Adeneira to calm down? She doesn't look like she's going to listen to anything.
Should we advise the cautious and brave one to apologize? But everyone knows this guy's personality; we've never seen him apologize.
To be fair, he didn't do anything wrong. He was just a little too blunt in his speech, which is hardly a serious mistake.
"..." Upon hearing this, Saber, who was about to ask how things had become a dead end, opened her mouth slightly, but then silently swallowed the words back.
Am I the only one who hasn't realized that the situation has deteriorated to the point of no return?
"Tsk, judging from this situation, it seems like we have no choice but to fight." Cú Chulainn shook his head slightly, seemingly quite helpless about the situation that forced him into battle.
"Given that the goddess is unkillable, the only optimal solution is for the hero to win, after all, he still has the mission of saving the other world."
A hero fighting a war god? Rin Tohsaka frowned deeply, her eyes filled with confusion: "Then, will he win?"
"Is there even a question?" Cú Chulainn raised his chin slightly, saying confidently, "We will win!"
Faced with this almost certain death, Seiya not only did not retreat, but calmly walked steadily toward her: "It's been a long time, Adeneira. How are you feeling?"
"What are you saying..." Adenella's expression suddenly froze, and the murderous aura around her weakened slightly: "You've done so many outrageous things, you absolutely cannot..."
Before she could finish speaking, Seiya was already in front of her, reaching out to smooth her hair: "Your hair is a mess, you should comb it."
"Stop..." Adeneira suddenly became much weaker, a strange blush appearing on her face: "Only you absolutely..."
“Only you… absolutely…” Adeneira’s hand gripping the knife trembled slightly, a tremor that seemed to be an outward manifestation of her intense inner struggle.
The next second, the tone suddenly changed; her eyes instantly turned into hearts, and her voice became as gentle as a spring breeze: "I forgive you."
Looking at Adeneira, who was radiating pink bubbles, Ristarte was furious: "Didn't you say you would never forgive her?!"
Adeneira became incredibly soft and adorable, her gaze fixed intently on Seiya, her eyes filled with infatuation: "It's completely forgivable, or rather, I like him..."
“Adenella, I still have more training to do,” Seiya gently stroked her head. “You’re in my way, you’re an eyesore, you’re annoying! Leave now.”
"I understand, I like you." Adeneira, radiating pink bubbles, immediately ran away shyly.
"No way?! Wake up, Miss War Goddess! The scene looks cool, but the hero isn't talking like a human!"
"I can only say that this move is absolutely amazing. To achieve this effect in actual combat is harder than climbing to heaven. It relies too much on good looks."
Everyone who witnessed this scene was stunned and stood there dumbfounded, their eyes filled with disbelief. Just a moment ago, they wanted to tear the cautious hero to pieces, but they forgave him after just patting his head.
This person changes their mind faster than turning the pages of a book!
This is a sci-fi movie! It's definitely a sci-fi movie!!
Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novels!)
"general--!!"
Inside Class F of Fumizuki Academy, a sudden, unified, and deafening shout rang out, as if it would lift the roof off.
A group of cultists dressed in black cloaks resembling those of an evil cult were seen performing a deep bow to Seiya on the screen.
His posture was as if the person before him was a supreme deity, his eyes filled with longing and worship.
"Even though he said such despicable things, the effect was astonishing... General, I want to learn this move!!"
"It's decided. Tomorrow I'll use this technique on Kinoshita Yuko of A. It's all up to you, God!"
"I'm desperate..."
This incredible feat has elevated Seiya's image in the hearts of the FFF group from a revered general to an omnipotent god!
Yuuji looked helplessly at the group of dazed guys in front of him, his lips twitching a few times: "Seriously, haven't you guys noticed that this operation really depends on looks?"
Upon hearing this, the morale of the FFF group plummeted.
"That's outrageous, Yuuji!" Akihisa pulled down the black hood that covered his entire head and said angrily, "How could you say such a thing?"
"I'm sorry, Akihisa." Yuji placed his hands heavily on Yoshii Akihisa's shoulders, his eyes feigning seriousness, and his tone as sincere as possible.
"That might be true for others, but you're a handsome man! You have absolutely nothing to worry about."
“Yes…” Upon hearing this, Akihisa’s anger softened slightly, and he nodded with a smile: “If that’s the case, then there’s really nothing to worry about.”
"But unfortunately," Yuuji suddenly changed the subject, sighing with disappointment, "you're a handsome man who grew up to be ugly."
With a calm expression, Mingjiu uttered the most terrifying words: "Believe it or not (Qian De Zhao), I'll chop you up."
[Watching Adeneira leave shyly, even dropping her long sword to the ground, Ristarte stood there dumbfounded...]
"By the way, did Seiya just say something really outrageous? And is a handsome guy's head pat really that effective?"
Ristarte slowly shifted her gaze to Seiya, who remained calm, as always, as if he had not just resolved a tense crisis.
Ristarte breathed a sigh of relief. (Presentation)
This guy really is something else; he can handle any situation with ease.
"What head patting? This is clearly sorcery, sorcery! Does being handsome really mean you can do whatever you want?"
"Bro, do you have any tricks that don't rely on looks? Teach me a few more! You know, an angry girlfriend is harder to calm down than a pig in the Year of the Pig..."
Everyone sighed in disappointment at the cautious hero's outrageous move. The move itself wasn't hard to learn, but it required too much of a good appearance. They couldn't learn it, absolutely couldn't!
Like in the neighboring village of Head-Patting (Naruto), where people get their heads patted every day, some only feel a slight blush, but here, a head pat makes them forgive and even fall in love.
The treatment is so bad...
Chapter 1258 The Perverted Goddess of the Bow, Run!
After sending Adeneira away, a relieved Ristarte told Aliya about it...
【boom--】
"You mean, Seiya went to learn skills from the bow goddess Mytis?!"
[Ariadne sprang up from her chair with a start. Her usual poise, a textbook example of goddess-like elegance, was completely gone.]
"What foolish things have you done, Lisda! She's a goddess even more terrifying than Adeneira!"
[The goddess of the bow, Mytis, will kidnap all the heroes she summons and sexually consume them all (you should understand).]
The reason the other party is in the Divine Green Forest is entirely because they were banished to the forest and isolated by the Great Goddess.
"Now is not the time to worry about Gaiabrand's strategy; Seiya will definitely be eliminated in one shot!"
"Wait a minute... this is a lot of information, let me process this... does 'one shot' refer to... the one shot I understand?"
One shot, and you're out?
After hearing Aria's impression of the Goddess of the Bow, the minds of everyone from the other worlds instantly went blank. The word echoed wildly in their skulls like a distorted, repetitive melody.
After all, who would have thought that on the road to saving the world, we would have to be wary of such an "indescribable" bizarre ending!
Azure Sea World
"Please do not summon me!!!"
"I didn't have the chance before, but now, I want to save the world!"
In an instant, upon hearing the key point, Iori and Kohei moved in perfect unison, each placing one hand on their chest, their eyes filled with solemnity and righteous indignation.
However, this tragic atmosphere didn't last three seconds. Sparks flew as their eyes collided in mid-air, and they both squinted as if pricked by needles.
There's no mistake, this is a trial!!
The other world, which is at an S-rank difficulty, is currently in crisis, and it's time for "righteous" people like them to lend a helping hand.
However, the problem now is...
"That guy—!!"
Two people with similar thought processes, from some inexplicable angle, thought of the same thing again.
next second...
The two men, their faces gradually contorted into grotesque expressions, their muscles bulging and veins popping, charged at each other almost simultaneously.
"Kisama!! If you're a shut-in, get back to your room and lick your magical girl Lala merchandise until the end of time, what kind of hero are you!"
"Heh heh, you're not much better, Kitahara!" Kohei grabbed Iori's arm with his backhand, a devilish smile spreading across his face, so ferocious it looked like he was about to bite someone.
"A pervert should be aware of his perverted nature. Wouldn't it be better to just stay in your collection room and drool over posters?"
"It really is……"
"Two perverts..."
Their desire to become heroes was so obvious that she didn't even want to expose them.
Watching the two engaging in such an ugly fight, Senior Shou's gaze became extremely subtle: "Seriously, can people like them really be heroes?"
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