Konosuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World! (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novels!)

"So it turns out that His Majesty the War Emperor didn't want to go and fight the Demon King, but the situation simply made it impossible for him to go!" Kazuma shouted in frustration as he watched the War Emperor, who hadn't been able to hold his pee.

Isn't this a bit too much to call it rejuvenation? Even the sphincter control has deteriorated to kindergarten level!

You can't expect the hero's team to carry around a diaper supply pack, pause halfway through a fight and call out, "Your Majesty, wait a minute, let me change your diaper first!"

This isn't about bringing comrades-in-arms; it's about bringing kids into battle!

Judging from this scene, they'd probably be laughed to death by the Demon King's army before they even met the Demon King...

Just as Kazuma was getting into his rant, Aqua stepped forward, hands on her hips, looking fierce: "Prejudice! This is blatant prejudice, Kars!"

“That’s right…” Huihui also came over, righteously condemning Kazuma’s discriminatory behavior.

"There are plenty of people in the team who can take care of children, so why can't they join? Don't underestimate people."

Matthew can be the "backpack guy," but don't forget, Elulu still doesn't have a fixed job in the team.

She could easily take care of the children, and then the War Emperor could step in when it's really time to fight.

"..."

You two are truly living devils!

You two are so good at exploiting capitalists, you don't even spare the babies who haven't been weaned yet.

"Ugh...it's all wet, so uncomfortable..." The War Emperor, now a toddler, spoke in a childish voice, trembling with tears, his little hands constantly rubbing against his pants.

"Can I...take off my underwear here?"

At this moment, his eyes were innocent and pure, and his way of thinking seemed to have completely regressed to that of a child, completely devoid of the majesty and solemnity he once possessed as the War Emperor.

Seeing the War Emperor in this state, with snot and tears streaming down his face, sobbing uncontrollably, Ristarte and the others were completely stunned, as if struck by a bolt from the blue.

Seiya, however, remained unusually calm: "Hey, Ristarte, use your X-ray vision to check out the War Emperor's special skills."

Although Ristarte felt a little strange and didn't understand why Seiya suddenly asked her to look at this, she still followed his instructions and activated her ability, X-ray vision.

[The other stats haven't changed much, but the special skills section... ]

[Special Skills: Childishness (Lv: MAX), Acting Cute (Lv: 8), Crying on cue (Lv: 9)] 1.3 [Personality: Brave and decisive.]

Ristarte was so shocked she couldn't close her mouth, her face practically contorted in disbelief: "An incredible special ability has appeared!!"

"Hiss—this is no longer the majestic War Emperor, he's clearly turned into a War Brother, with the ability to cry on cue, are you scared yet..."

"No, no, no, the most terrifying skill is Childlike Nature (Lv: MAX)! It's every mother's nightmare!"

Seeing Zhan Di's special skills, everyone from other worlds was amazed. As expected of Zhan Di, even after regressing to a toddler, his skills were still so terrifying.

Especially the "Childlike" (Lv: MAX) skill...

This means he can escalate from crying to throwing a tantrum in a second, and also has the passive effect of tearing down the castle if he doesn't buy candy.

This...who can withstand it?!

Facing the Demon King's army would probably be easier than dealing with this skill—at least the monsters wouldn't be crying and trying to lift your cloak up high.

Chapter 1280 Casino? If there's a 1% chance of losing, then I won't go!

Be careful in the brave world

"..." Looking at the War Emperor wetting the bed on the screen, Ristarte was speechless for a moment, her expression as bitter as if she had eaten bitter melon.

"I think saving the world should be left to the heroes..." She slumped her shoulders, her voice filled with an unyielding despair, the last syllable almost trailing off to the ground.

"Huh?" Ariadne, who had just brought the teacup to her lips, paused abruptly upon hearing this, gracefully setting the cup down, her expression full of surprise in the twilight: "That's quite unexpected, Ristarte!"

"Didn't you say before that you were so confident that you finally had a reliable teammate and that there was hope of saving the world?"

“A reliable teammate…I hope…Heh…” Lisda’s eyes were empty like two dry wells, and she let out a chilling laugh as if she had been played with.

Then, mechanically, she raised her finger and pointed at the screen, her voice as flat as an emotionless robot: "Aliya, just look at those skills. Do you really think they're reliable?"

Regarding her teammates, she felt that she and that "ghostly Zhen" had common topics to talk about.

Although the War Emperor's strength is undeniable and he is indeed very strong, the unpredictability he possesses is far too high, so high that it is terrifying.

What if he suddenly turns into a child like this during the battle with the Demon King? Or should I change his diaper in front of the Demon King...?

"What's the big deal? Don't give up, Ristarte!" Seeing this, Ariadya quickly clenched her fist, trying to encourage Ristarte.

"It's just being childish, crying on cue, being a little spoiled... It's nothing... It's not a big deal..."

But halfway through her sentence, her voice grew softer and softer until it was almost inaudible.

Seeing the War Emperor crying on the screen, even Ariadne couldn't maintain her elegance and rubbed her forehead with a headache.

At this moment, she finally truly understood the terrifying nature of these skills...

It may not have the power to destroy the world, but it can use the most agonizing method to put the heroes who fight against the Demon King into a philosophical dilemma of whether to beat him up or coax him.

Just as the situation became somewhat awkward, the sound of hooves came from behind. Turning around, they saw a familiar-looking blue-haired female knight riding a white horse galloping towards them.

“Little Rosalie…I’m so lonely…”

Upon seeing Rosalie, the toddler Zhan Di, who had just been crying and fussing, suddenly seemed to have found his mother, shouting happily and then hugging his daughter tightly.

"Father, calm down." Rosalie took out a pacifier and put it in the infant war emperor's mouth, gently comforting him, "Doing bad things will bring monsters out~~"

"..." Watching the interaction between the father and daughter, not only Ristarte, but also the surrounding soldiers wore expressions of indescribable complexity.

Rosalie realized this as well, and immediately, enraged, dismissed the surrounding soldiers.

"Two hours! Come to the Imperial City in two hours!" After leaving those words, Rosalie, carrying the War Emperor, fled in a panic.

"Hiss—being carried around after a fight? That feels so familiar. It's like Agumon evolved into WarGreymon and then regressed after a fight."

"...This scene is less like a father and daughter embracing after a long separation and more like a lost child finding its mother."

Seeing this bizarre scene, the people watching the video were speechless. No wonder this blue-haired princess developed such a strange personality; she's both a daughter and a mother!

So, here comes the question...

Given the War Emperor's situation, is he considered an empty-nest elderly person or a left-behind child?

During the time that the War Emperor was recuperating, Seiya, Ristarte, and the others, having nothing to do, leisurely strolled around the city.

[It must be said that this so-called capital city truly possessed a vibrant scene quite different from the towns they had passed through before; the bustling crowds were brimming with life and energy.]

The group strolled along at a leisurely pace when suddenly a sign that read "BAR" caught their eye. Lista's eyes lit up instantly: "That bar looks amazing, shall we check it out?"

However, Seiya rejected the suggestion without even considering it: "What if the enemy comes after we're drunk?"

"Besides, bars are full of drunks. If you get entangled with one, you'll get into a fight, which could eventually turn into an assassination attempt. It's too dangerous!"

Regarding Seiya's morbid idea, Ristarte sighed helplessly, her expression somewhat dejected, her initial excitement quickly dissipating.

"While the Cautious Warrior may be overly cautious, these doubts are not without merit. This is certainly not a good time to go to the tavern; opening champagne halfway through is strictly prohibited!"

"How foolish! If you're a hero, you should definitely visit the Adventurers' Guild. Maybe you can recruit some powerful companions and increase your inventory slots..."

At first, everyone was a little puzzled by the cautious brave man's caution, but now, they simply threw their brains away and lay flat...

Although his reasons did sound absurd at first glance, like something out of a fairy tale.

But don't forget, this is a more cautious other world than anyone else's!

The reason he was able to safely reach the capital in this S-rank difficult other world was not only because of his own outstanding strength, but also because of the incredibly cautious nature of the Cautious Hero!

In short, blindly believing is the right thing to do! There must be a reason why a cautious and courageous person would say this…

Although Lysita was somewhat disappointed after being rejected, her gaze was quickly drawn to a rather luxurious building on the other side—a casino!

"Let's go in and take a look; casinos are one of the fun things in this world!"

However, Seiya remained completely uninterested, not even lifting an eyelid, and coldly stated, "Gambling is even worse."

"If there's even a 1% chance of losing, then you absolutely cannot go in." (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

"How serious are you?!" Ristarte finally couldn't hold back any longer and began to persuade her loudly and impatiently, "Maybe the prize is some really powerful weapons and armor!"

“Ristha, if you really think the casino can get weapons that are effective against the Demon Lord…”

Seiya looked at Ristarte with obvious disdain in his eyes, as if he were looking at a hopeless idiot.

"Then your brain is probably only as big as the white ball rolling in a roulette wheel."

"No, no, no, not that big! That's a bit of an understatement. It's more like Aqua's size..."

The audience watching the video subconsciously nodded in agreement with the cautious and courageous comment, finding the analysis quite reasonable.

In this dying other world, to believe that there are weapons to fight the Demon King in the casino, this goddess is indeed a rare talent!

Another World Quartet World

“No bars, no casinos…” Aqua stared intently at the screen, her expression extremely serious, as if she were pondering a very serious matter.

"What exactly was this guy's purpose in being transported to another world?!"

Upon hearing Aqua's words, Rem, Subaru, Kazuma, and the others around her all looked at her with complicated expressions, their emotions quite indescribable.

That's a question you should be asking yourself!

Have you forgotten why you came to this other world?!

"Huh? What kind of looks are those?" Aqua felt uncomfortable under everyone's complicated gazes, stomped her foot hard, and pointed angrily at the screen.

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