Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Hachiman's lifeless, dead fish eyes were fixed on the letter with only a few words, and he sighed with an indescribable admiration: "This is truly a concise and satisfying reply, Iori-senpai..."

This powerful, concise, yet gentle reply made him realize what a true "text message" really is.

After all, this letter is really short!

The envelope seemed superfluous; it could have been written on the cover. Even the punctuation marks conveyed a sense of resolute determination that saying one more word would be fatal.

Yukino Yukinoshita sat calmly to the side, her expression aloof, and slowly spoke with a subtle look in her eyes: "Three months without contact. Haven't you managed to make yourself appear as a missing person requiring police assistance?"

No, rather, three months have passed and none of my family members have made a single phone call to Iori-senpai?

Even Iori-senpai himself... he... uh... he...

At this point, Yukino paused, then added, "If it's Iori-senpai, then it seems understandable—!!"

Hachiman nodded in understanding, then pointed to the screen: "So, he's planning to reply, isn't he?"

"You call this a reply?" Yukinoshita's gaze suddenly shifted to Hikigaya, her tone calm yet carrying an undeniable sharpness.

"The content is shorter than the title of a primary school student's essay."

Hachiman silently withdrew his finger: "..."

The letter was a bit short.

But at least it proves that I'm not a missing person, and it proves to my parents that I'm still alive!

Besides, for someone like Iori-senpai who turns school life into a "collection of forbidden images," it's a different story.

To be able to write such a straightforward and honest statement, I may have truly exhausted all the material I could "write" over the past three months.

Commonly known as, "I did my best..."

Looking at Iori's reply, which could be described as "minimalist art," Chisa lowered her eyes helplessly. It seemed that it was better for her to write the update on Iori's recent situation.

[How could Iori allow such a thing to happen? She quickly stepped forward to stop her: "No need, I was just struggling to think of a suitable seasonal greeting!!"]

[In response, Nana Hana gave Iori a very good suggestion, chuckling softly, "How about we just skip ahead?"]

[Great idea!]

Iori suddenly realized something, as if a new world had opened up for her. She turned around abruptly, rushed back to the table, grabbed a pen, and began scribbling on the paper.

"Foreword."]

"Zhongluo."]

[The rest is omitted.]

"Tap tap..." Chisa beside Iori had already lowered her head and started writing. The rustling sound of the pen cutting through the paper sounded to Iori like the second hand of a countdown.

Iori quickly reached out her hand and pleaded, "Please give me another chance!!"

"Hahaha... I can't take it anymore... I might as well just die laughing... This isn't writing a letter, it's clearly giving Xiao Shioru a reading comprehension test—the content is all guesswork!"

The crowd burst into laughter at the sight, bending over backwards. The word "slightly" ran through the whole thing, even a punctuation mark was more meaningful than this!

Is he planning to prank his sister like Ultraman Ark...? (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)

If Shiori receives the letter, she'll probably spend ages studying it with a magnifying glass, imagining whether her brother is traveling in space or exploring the ocean.

While others write letters to let others know they are safe and to share their recent situation, the letters written by the terrestrial deity are quite different; they test the intelligence and imagination of his family members.

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"I must say, you're a genius, Iori-senpai..." Yuuji's face was filled with undisguised shock upon seeing this: "You've even started to learn to apply what you've learned to other situations."

The letter contained the word "abbreviated" three times, which, to sum it up, is equivalent to planning to send back a blank piece of paper except for the name!

The envelope seemed so superfluous at this moment...

"That's too much!" Mingjiu clenched his fists, clutching his chest with one hand, striking a pose full of righteous indignation: "Written for my little...little...uh...little sister."

He opened his mouth, but couldn't utter a word for a long time. Suddenly, the air around him became quiet, and everyone's eyes were on him.

Akihisa remained silent for a moment, pretending nothing had happened, then raised his voice again and shouted, "How can you be so perfunctory with a letter to your sister?!"

"Akihisa." Hideyoshi sighed and rubbed his forehead, gently pressing his fingertips against his temples. "Akihisa, you don't recognize the character 'Shiori,' do you?"

Akihisa's forehead was covered in cold sweat. He guiltily looked away and used a loud laugh to cover up his panic: "Aha...haha...how could this be? You really love to joke, Hideyoshi."

Just then, Yuuji suddenly reached out and gently placed his hand on Akihisa's shoulder, instantly changing to a style of ink painting with distinct lines.

The next second his tone suddenly became unusually gentle, even with a hint of relief: "I'm sorry, Akihisa, I've been negligent all this time, I didn't even realize you were a genius!"

Akihisa was taken aback by the sudden praise, then straightened his chest, smiled and nodded: "Indeed, I usually hide it well, so you didn't notice."

"But the problem is..." Yuuji took a deep breath, his hand on Akihisa's shoulder tightened suddenly, and his voice exploded as he roared in exasperation.

"How many times have they said Xiao Kan's name? If you don't know it, can't you just say it, genius—!!"

"!!!" Akihisa took a step back in shock... It really was true. 137 [Despite Iori's frantic attempts to stop her, Chisa finally relented and decided to give him one last chance.]

Seeing this, Nanaka lightly tapped her chin with her fingertip, pondered for a moment, and then her eyes lit up: "Perhaps giving a clear theme would make it easier to write?"

Chisa had long since given up hope. After a long sigh, she looked at Iori and said, "Let's focus on club activities, school studies, and personal life."

“Very good!” Iori’s expression instantly turned incredibly cold, like a warrior about to go into battle. He solemnly picked up the paper, his voice firm and resolute.

"I will write an absolutely truthful report!"

The content is as follows...

"To Shiori: I've joined a club called PAB. The members are all very gentlemanly, and they've taught me to be honest with each other..."

"Wait a minute, the themes are club activities, school studies, and personal life? Isn't that all about drinking?!"

"Hiss—even though I've only read the beginning, I think I can already guess what's coming next. That's some serious subtlety in writing!!"

"Very Gentlemanly," "Taught Me to Be Honest"... These words sound more serious than those of a model student, but upon closer inspection, they're all images that could be censored!

Upon hearing the contents of the letter, everyone in the other worlds couldn't help but gasp, followed by a deep sense of admiration.

This summary of the genius's linguistic artistry is simply outrageous!

After all, the senior members of the club are indeed quite "gentlemen," and as long as alcohol isn't involved, they're incredibly good-natured...

It did teach Iori how to be "honest," but only in a physical sense.

But in a sense, everything this guy said was true.

Chapter 1306: The younger sister who knows absolutely nothing about mechanics.

"Although university life is completely different from high school, and the exams are very difficult, everyone is working hard and preparing carefully..."

[Bring the note into the exam room! Never give up until the very end! Let's all work together to get those credits!!!]

"I have almost nothing to write about my personal life; I live a very regular life every day!"

[Iori and Kohei, their faces contorted in rage, are sprinting toward school: Oh no, we're an hour late again today!]

"I never wear unhygienic clothes, and sometimes I can have a very exciting day..."

[(The hellish brew prepared by demonic predecessors, and even the friendly exchanges among close friends: I'll kill you if you don't break up with Kotegawa.)]

"I'm doing well, so don't worry. Please give my regards to Mom and Dad."

[This concludes Xiao Shiori's account of her university life after receiving the letter, perfectly sharing it with her younger sister from three different angles.]

"Enough, enough! Stop your supernatural powers, Great Sage! This written content doesn't match your memories at all!"

"The exam content is difficult," "Everyone is working hard," "They are preparing carefully"—honestly, no one can describe cheating on an exam in such a positive and motivated way.

Watching Iori's masterful use of subtle language, even those watching from outside the video felt inferior; he truly mastered the art of language!

They managed to transform a dilapidated outhouse into a detached villa; it wasn't exactly luxurious, but at least there weren't any major flaws...

Moreover, setting aside the truth of the matter, it actually seems quite positive, with not a single lie in it.

Detective Conan World

"How...can it be described like that?!" Conan's signature crescent-shaped eyes instantly appeared, his mouth slightly open, as if he had seen something unbelievable.

If Conan hadn't known beforehand what kind of life this guy had been living for the past three months, he would have almost thought he was some kind of outstanding graduate with excellent grades and conduct...

"Careful Preparation": Although it was about preparing to cheat, it was indeed quite meticulous, and that's not wrong.

"Living a Disciplined Life Every Day": Being an hour late every day without fail is indeed regular and there's nothing wrong with it.

"Never wears unhygienic clothes": That's not wrong, because he almost never wears clothes.

"Tsk." Conan couldn't help but click his tongue inwardly, feeling extremely uncomfortable at this moment: "There isn't even the slightest flaw?"

As a detective seeking the truth, he couldn't find any fault with Iori's letter at all.

“Let’s just give up, Great Detective!” Ai Haibara crossed her arms and analyzed calmly, “From a linguistic logic point of view, every one of his descriptions corresponds precisely to the facts.”

"The difference lies only in the perspective from which it is described; how could you possibly find fault with it..."

Although the other person's university life over the past three months can be described as a "mosaic", their amazing way of expressing themselves is undeniable.

Although he described cheating as exam preparation, being late as self-discipline, and being naked as being clean, can we say that's wrong?

"..." Conan silently turned his gaze back to the screen, and immediately felt a headache coming on. This was even harder to crack than the murderer's alibi.

After all, a murderer's lies always have flaws, and this kind of narrative that is "truthful in every sentence but off-topic in every sentence" seems to be challenging the boundaries of language itself.

After replying to her sister's letter, Nana Hana was quite curious; it's actually quite romantic to write letters instead of emails these days!