Yuji rushed forward, grabbed Akihisa by the collar and lifted him up, roaring furiously, "How exactly are you going to make this spying so exciting, so thrilling, and so tragic, you bastards?!"
Seeing this, Kirishima Shoko silently withdrew her hand, which was about to steal someone's view.
[Faced with the wary looks from Chisa and Airai, Iori wore an incredibly bright and cheerful smile: "Hahaha, I won't let you show me!"]
"Really? That's good." Upon hearing this, Chisa put the precious photo into her back pocket.
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Having witnessed everything, Iori made up an excuse and went to the restroom, disappearing from their sight in an instant.
Iori's bright and cheerful smile instantly turned into a ferocious roar: "I really—want to see it!!!"
But he knew very well that those two weren't the kind of people who would let him see them just because he wanted to. He could only pretend to be uninterested beforehand, and then seize the opportunity to snatch them away!
"Good heavens, Eren, is that you? That facial expression... anyone who didn't know better would think a new Titan had been born!"
"To be honest, I really want to see it too!! With the hopes of the whole village on my shoulders, Iori, you have to get your hands on it!!"
Seeing the undisguised desire in Iori's eyes, many gentlemen placed high hopes on her.
Even the way they looked at Iori gradually changed from watching the spectacle to feeling a sense of camaraderie and shared hatred for the enemy.
If they are the sunset of dusk, then this guy is definitely a rising star in the world of perverts.
[And so, a series of robbery plans instantly formed in Iori's mind. The best time for him to strike was after Ai and Kohei left!]
"Goodbye then."
"Mm." Iori, with a bright smile, escorted Ailai and the still-dead-looking Special Grade Cursed Spirit Kohei to the door.
"Be careful on the road. If it's Kohei, just find a suitable place to dump it."
The moment the door clicked shut, the smile on Iori's face hadn't completely faded, but a strange light was already surging in her eyes, like that of some kind of evil villain.
"Now no one will get in the way..."
"Iori?!" Chisa suddenly felt a chill and turned around abruptly, only to see Iori still looking harmless, even winking at her.
"What's wrong, Chisa?"
"No." Chisa turned around in confusion, then walked towards the photo on the table. "Am I just imagining things?"
As soon as she turned around, Iori's gaze seemed glued to her back pocket, the previous gentleness vanishing instantly, replaced by the sharpness of a hunter locking onto its prey.
[Then he revealed his devilish face again: "Heh, now that the troublemakers are all out of the way, next..."]
"Hey bro, before you steal those photos, could you at least do something about your best friend? He's practically mutating into some other species out of jealousy!!"
"If it's Kohei, just find a random place to throw it away. Goodness, you're a real brother."
Seeing Iori's face transform from innocent to devilish in an instant, everyone from the other worlds couldn't help but gasp—Light Yagami exclaimed, "Wow, that's impressive!"
Even changing one's face doesn't deduct points, that's so sneaky! If this happened in Konoha, it would definitely be banned... again...
Chapter 1309 Toilet cleaner for washing hair?? That can't be that harsh, can it?!
Although Iori's disguise for the photos was impeccable, his series of unusual behaviors still reminded Chisa of today's topic about buttocks...
"Probably... not." Even so, seeing the innocent look in Iori's eyes, Chisa still stood up somewhat uneasily, putting a little distance between herself and Iori.
After selecting as many photos as possible to send, Iori suddenly revealed an incredibly clear and cheerful smile: "Then, Chisa, why don't you go take a shower first?"
"!!!" Chisa felt as if the sky had fallen, her eyes lost their light, and images even flashed through her mind.
Fei quickly grabbed a chair nearby, creating a makeshift fortress, revealing only his wary eyes as he stared at Iori.
But seeing Iori casually sitting on the sofa, flipping through channels with the remote, Chisa stood up with some skepticism, glancing back every few steps as she made her way to the bathroom.
[Until the bathroom door clicked shut, followed by the soft sound of it locking...]
【Auntie's period—!!】
"Now comes the crucial part!!"
[This was the opportunity Iori had been waiting for. She sprang up from the sofa, her movements so fast they created a gust of wind, and quickly moved to the bathroom door.]
[His ears were pressed tightly against the cold door, his eyes wide open, like a hunting dog with its ears pricked up, intently listening to any sound inside.]
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"You may not believe me, but I swear on Kohei's life..."
Iori clenched her fist and covered her chest, looking at Chisa with innocent eyes and an extremely serious expression: "It was definitely for the photos, not to peek at your butt!!"
Elle, standing beside him, nodded expressionlessly, then pointed to the other end: "You might need to email her to say this; she's too far away to hear you."
Iori silently raised her head and saw Chisa standing on the other side of the horizon, her face cold, staring at her with the same look she had given to some kind of scum or bug.
Wow, this diving shop is huge...
And, is it just my imagination?
It feels like there's a pitiful Mariana Trench separating him and Chisa.
"Ki Sam, Kitahara—!"
Just then, Kohei lunged forward and grabbed Iori by the collar, veins bulging on his forehead: "You actually swore an oath on me! You bastard, do you want me to die young?!"
"Damn it, Kohei—!!" Iori also lost her temper, grabbing his arm with her backhand, and the two of them bumped foreheads together like two bulls locked in a struggle.
"Don't say he died young. If you believed me, you wouldn't say that!"
"If you want people to believe you, then swear on your own oath, you bastard!"
As the two struggled, their expressions gradually became distorted. However, at that moment, a slightly weak but still loud voice broke through...
"Stop it, all of you! I believe in Kitahara."
Yamamoto, naked, stubbornly pushed his way out from the group of seniors who were still celebrating behind him.
Iori and Kohei were both stunned by what they heard, turning their heads in unison with disbelief on their faces: "Speaking of which, didn't you just say you were going to kill me?"
"Hahaha, what nonsense are you spouting, Kitahara!"
Yamamoto suddenly burst into a hearty laugh, turned to face the two of them, and gave them a thumbs up: "Don't forget, we're best friends!"
"Yama, Yamamoto—!!" Iori and Kohei instantly forgot their argument, their noses tingled, and tears welled up in their eyes, as if they were shocked by his sudden change of attitude.
“You’re right, Yamamoto!” At that moment, Nojima also stumbled over, his T-shirt torn to shreds, but his face showed the same excitement.
He then pulled Iori, Kohei, and Yamamoto into his arms, patting their backs forcefully: "We're best friends—!!"
The four of them hugged each other tightly, their faces covered in tears and snot, as if they had just won the national championship, overjoyed by their "deep" friendship.
But just as Iori and Kohei were crying their hearts out, no one noticed...
After exchanging a glance, Nojima and Yamamoto's expressions, which had just been full of "emotion," suddenly became distorted and looked somewhat ferocious.
Hehe, you finally fell for it!
Wait a minute, you won't be able to escape now, my dearest friends...
After listening intently to confirm the sound of water coming from the bathroom, Iori carefully pulled the doorknob and tiptoed to open the door.
Then he bumped into Chisa, whose expression was icy cold, as if she had expected it all along...
The air seemed to freeze for a moment. Facing Chisa's gaze, which seemed to emit freezing rays, Iori remained half-protruding through the doorway.
After a moment of silence, Iori suddenly jumped up and—ran away!!!
[But in no time, he was blocked by Chisa, who was holding a frying pan, her face dark and full of murderous intent: "You pervert..."]
"Wait, no, I can explain!" Large beads of sweat streamed down Iori's face as she quickly waved her hands, signaling Chisa to calm down.
"I just wanted... I just wanted your clothes!!"
"Brother, your summarizing ability is absolutely top-notch! You perfectly skipped over all the details that could clear your name and pinpointed the core of the perverted behavior!"
Well, although it seems there's really nothing to wash away, this is just perverted behavior, but...
You sneak up to someone's bathroom door, press your ear against the door and listen for ages, only to get caught and claim you weren't peeping but just wanted the clothes they took off?
Everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't stop. This explanation was worse than no explanation at all. At least peeping was considered perverted, but after the explanation, the level of perversion skyrocketed to pervert PLUS!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Everyone, I regret to inform you of some sad news." Commander Sugawa looked at his fellow FFF members around him, clenched his fists, and spoke in a voice as heavy as a death knell.
"General Iori... he... unfortunately suffered a defeat in the battle to capture the bathhouse and has been captured by Lady Chisa!"
“Nani——!!”
Commander Sugawa turned his face away in sorrow, his shoulders trembling slightly, and continued speaking with grief.
"That photograph containing what could be considered a great treasure, One Piece, and the paradise in our fantasies of the bathroom... we can no longer see it..."
"What?!!" The gasps of surprise nearly lifted the roof off the building. The members of the FFF group stared wide-eyed, almost dropping their torches.
"What's even more despairing is..." Commander Sugawa's voice trembled with tears as he pointed to the figure in the corner: "The sullen, lecherous general has also been completely petrified because he couldn't bear this double blow!"
"!!!" (For super-exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
The FFF group members turned around in shock, only to see the silent pervert still in a half-squatting position, his hands still tightly gripping the camera.
His whole body was stiff, like a stone statue that had been abandoned for 30 million years. Even the strands of his hair were stone gray, and his eyes were staring blankly at the screen.
They were clearly still reeling from the shock of "it's a bathroom, but no one is taking a shower."
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