Iori remained silent: "..."
Sure enough, scum is scum. No matter how respectable the exterior, the worthless nature at its core cannot be hidden.
As night fell, Iori lay in her room, still feeling somewhat resentful. After all, that's human nature—the more you can't see something, the more you want to see it.
"It shouldn't be burned; at most, it'll be crumpled up and thrown away, which means..." 447
After much deliberation, Iori still felt there might be a glimmer of hope in the trash can in Chisa's room!
Thinking of this, Iori immediately put it into action, tiptoeing to Chisa's room and reaching for the trash can while she was fast asleep.
"Snap." Suddenly, the room lights came on, and Iori immediately panicked and tried to deny it, saying, "Although my intentions weren't pure, you weren't my target..."
Chisa silently pulled a photo from her pocket: "This is what you're after, isn't it?"
"Hahaha, you really saw right through me!" Iori laughed heartily, then swiftly stretched out her arm towards the photo.
Chisa quickly withdrew her hand, and the two engaged in a fierce battle over the photo!
"Ora ora ora—!!"
"Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da Da——!!"]
After a period of evenly matched fighting, Iori charged forward with a ferocious expression, and Chisa swiftly threw the dictionary she was holding away.
【Then……】
[Bang, bang, bang—!!]
The heavy dictionary, after a bizarre launch, struck Iori on the back of the head, then hit Chisa on the head.
Both of them instantly lost consciousness, and due to inertia, Iori pinned Chisa beneath him.
"Wow, the saying 'knowledge is power' is truly true! A dictionary has actually defeated a land immortal."
"Wait, is this new English dictionary really that powerful? The bizarre launch angle and the extraordinary destructive power are completely illogical..."
Watching the two big shots on the screen who were just fighting fiercely, suddenly find themselves decided by a dictionary.
The scene was so intense that even a group of viewers accustomed to their everyday worldviews couldn't help but fall silent for three seconds.
What a thrilling battle! ...Are these two planning to sign up for the Holy Grail War next door?
Chapter 1311 Iori, marry Chisa!!
Detective Conan World
"I really can't understand it..."
Conan stared intently at the two people on the screen who had been double-killed by the dictionary, his brows furrowed as if in a knot: "How on earth did that dictionary do it?"
If he hadn't witnessed the crime himself, he might have assumed it was a homicide.
An ordinary, finely bound dictionary, after being thrown from someone's hand, bounced three times, and the force was enough to instantly knock two people unconscious...
That's completely illogical!
"Heh, you should have thrown your rational thinking to the back of your mind the moment you saw him using bathroom cleaner as shampoo."
"Scientific logic can't explain this; they're not quite normal themselves..."
Ai Haibara, standing next to him, crossed her arms, her tone carrying an undisguised sarcastic tone, but her eyes were also fixed on the dictionary lying quietly on the ground on the screen.
In her view, the "common sense" of Kitahara Iori's world had a strange sense of incongruity from the very beginning.
After all, water and oolong tea are both flammable materials, and a lighter could easily set off a flame that's half a meter high.
The person involved can even put on an expression that says, "What's so strange about this?"
How can such a world be measured and explained using normal scientific systems?
“You can’t even talk about it… uh…” Conan’s eyes narrowed into crescents and his lips twitched. He wanted to refute something, but he found that Ai Haibara’s words left him speechless.
It's just that crickets defy the laws of physics; in a sense, this can be considered "common sense" in that world.
The next morning, Nana, who had just finished a business trip, pushed open the door of the diving shop, but didn't see any familiar faces, and the shop was unusually quiet.
"Chisa, are you still sleeping?" Nanaka arrived at Chisa's room door, only to find it ajar, so she pushed it open.
The next second, Nanaka's smile froze instantly, her pupils contracted sharply, and her heart felt as if it had been gripped by an invisible hand, suddenly stopping for a beat.
"Um, what exactly is going on..."
Looking at the two sleeping together in bed, Nanaka stood in the doorway, the corners of her mouth still curved in a smile, but the warmth in her eyes gradually turned cold.
"Click..."
A faint cracking sound was heard.
[This was followed by an even more frequent series of cracking sounds, as if something was breaking apart internally.]
"...What happened?"
Nanaka clenched her small hand tightly against the wall, and spiderweb-like cracks spread across the once-perfect surface, centered on her hand.
"Door-frame!!"
"Good heavens, the Kotegawa family is truly full of masters. My sister can rival a terrestrial immortal, and my cousin can crush a door frame with one hand."
"Since things have come to this, I can only offer my condolences for now... Iori was a respectable person in life... Well, he wasn't exactly respectable in death either! Let's just start the feast."
Looking at Iori, who was still "sleeping" on the screen, the people from other worlds shook their heads with pity. Some people looked alive, but had actually been dead for a while.
Just look at that pathetic door frame! With that ridiculous grip strength, Iori's dog head would be crushed in a heartbeat!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
Looking at the broken door frame, Hideyoshi, who had a natural fear of his older sister, swallowed hard. "This scene is actually... uh... um..."
Just as Hideyoshi was about to explain on behalf of Iori-senpai, he suddenly fell silent for a moment. After a moment, he slowly raised his hand and covered his face with his five fingers: "Never mind, he... truly deserved to die."
This is completely inexplicable, Iori-senpai!
Should I tell Nana-chan that I actually came to Chisa's room to steal her "revealing photos"?
That explanation will only hasten your demise!!
Just then, the sky above suddenly darkened, and the atmosphere around them seemed a little strange. Hideyoshi looked up in confusion...
What came into view was a pitch-black world, with a group of figures wrapped in black cloaks huddled together, exuding an intense resentment.
"Kill him!"
A deafening roar exploded in the classroom like thunder, and everyone in Class F began to lose their minds and become confused due to jealousy.
Looking at the group of FFF members who seemed to have gone mad, Yuuji's lips twitched uncontrollably as he muttered to himself, "They were just calling Iori-senpai 'General' a moment ago..."
Not long ago, when I went to "spy" on him, he was called "General," but now it's "Kill Him."
That speed at which she changed her expression is truly comparable to that of Iori-senpai!
"It's all because that guy actually slept with Ms. Chisa!" Akihisa next to him suddenly pulled off his black hood, looking at the screen with jealousy in his eyes.
"Kill him!"
The roars surged once more, and the members of the FFF group raised scythes and torches they had somehow acquired, their eyes gleaming with crimson light.
If it weren't for the screen separating them, even a "general" would have to obediently accept the judgment of the FFF group!
Perhaps it was the almost tangible killing intent emanating from Nanaka that was too chilling, for Iori, who was unconscious, trembled and finally slowly opened her eyes.
[He rubbed the back of his head, feeling a slight headache, and after glancing down at the still unconscious Chisa, quickly sorted out his thoughts about the current situation.]
"If anyone sees this..." Iori looked up and saw Nanaka's smiling face, and her heart sank to the bottom. "I'm doomed today."
"Calm down, Nanaka-nee! I didn't do anything inappropriate with Chisa..."
[Iori was about to explain, but seeing Nanaka's smiling face and the terrifying spiritual pressure emanating from her, she couldn't resist rushing barefoot towards the door.]
[But before Iori could run out the door, her collar was suddenly tightened, and she was pulled backward by a tremendous force.]
The next second, he stumbled into a faintly fragrant embrace. Nanaka pulled him close with her arms, using a standard rear-naked choke to firmly lock his head in place.
“It’s alright, Iori! I understand…” Her voice was as soft as a feather, whispering in his ear, even carrying a hint of reassurance.
[Iori thought there was a glimmer of hope upon hearing this and was about to breathe a sigh of relief when the grip on her neck suddenly tightened. Then, Nanaka's smiling voice rang out again.]
"It smells the same as Chisa's shampoo~"
"The smell of the same shampoo + the image of sleeping together... Iori's death date..." (Read super exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
Very good, a perfectly closed equation, there's no room for reduction or simplification, it's hopeless, just wait to die!
Seeing Iori about to be strangled, everyone felt a pang of sympathy. He couldn't escape, and he couldn't explain himself. What a desperate scene!
I should have just used bathroom cleaner to wash my hair. It was a bit painful, but it was better than handing my resume to the King of Hell, right?
This isn't just choosing the wrong shampoo, it's choosing the wrong lifeline! It's choosing the worst possible outcome!
Just as Iori was about to be strangled, Chisa was also awakened by the commotion. The dying Iori managed to utter a desperate cry for help.
"Please... explain what happened last night... it's a matter of life and death... Chisa!!"
Chisa sighed helplessly, then thought carefully about what happened last night: "Last night... Iori sneaked into my room while I was asleep."
"So that's how it is..." Nanaka's voice was as soft as a feather, but her eyes gleamed with a scarlet light.
The hand that had been holding back a little tightened suddenly, pressing down hard on Iori's head. A soft cracking sound was followed by a clear, sharp sound of bone breaking, echoing in the quiet room.
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