Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Chapter 1313 Iori's Dark History, a Prequel for the Future WO~~!

After clearing up the misunderstanding, Nanaka introduced her younger sister, Shiori, to the members of the diving club. Her well-mannered and polite demeanor drew praise from the seniors.

"So what are you here for?"

While everyone else was still joking and chatting, Iori alone tapped the table impatiently, saying, "Didn't I write about my recent situation in the letter?"

"A letter? What did it say?" Azusa and the others were very curious; they hadn't expected Iori to frequently write letters to her younger sister to report on her recent life...

[Upon hearing this, Xiao Kan smiled sweetly and said, "The letter said: 'Brother studies diligently every day and lives an honest life.'"]

[Shiori is quite certain that Iori made this up...]

That's why she made this special trip, intending to see for herself what kind of life this "diligent and honest" brother actually led.

"Who said that?!" Iori retorted, her neck stiff, her voice suddenly rising: "Maybe it's all true?"

"When you say 'reporting on recent events,' do you mean a monumental work that consists of only three parts—'Preliminary Summary,' 'Middle Summary,' and 'Concluding Summary'—requiring only human imagination to decipher?!"

"About My Brother Who Acts Like a Prodigal in His Letters But Is Actually an Alcoholic, Naked, and Idiot in Real Life" - Shiori's Bizarre Adventure.

"I only have one question, brother, how could you have the nerve to write such shameless things in a letter?"

Seeing Iori still trying to argue, everyone watching the video chat had mixed feelings of amusement and exasperation. Just how many times had this guy used subtle, euphemistic language in his reply to Shiori...?

What about "diligent and honest"?

You probably don't even believe what you're saying, let alone your yandere sister who understands you best.

The Daily World of High School Boys

"Hmm..." Hideaki crossed his arms, his brows furrowed as if in a knot. "I can understand Iori-senpai being honest and upright every day, but where exactly is this diligence?"

"It's really puzzling." Yoshitake immediately leaned in and nodded, his fingers unconsciously tapping his chin. "Could it be that they were secretly rolling them when we weren't looking?"

He studied diligently and secretly where no one could see him...

This does sound like something a senior from university would do!

The two subconsciously conjured up an image in their minds of Iori sitting in the library, wearing glasses, engrossed in reading a thick book on marine biology.

The moment the idea took shape, the two of them shivered as if they had been pricked by a needle, and hurriedly shook their heads as if to shake off the terrifying thought.

Do not!

impossible--!

Iori-senpai would never do such a thing; it's harder than getting him to quit drinking. Both Hidenori and Yoshitake are absolutely certain of this…!!

Just as the two of them were starting to drift off course, Tadakuni, standing next to them, smirked with annoyance and asked, "So, where exactly did you guys see that Iori-senpai is honest?"

It's understandable that you can't see diligence, after all, this senior is someone who is an hour late for school every day.

As for a life of integrity, I really haven't seen any...

"It's so obvious, how could you not notice?!"

Hideaki and Yoshitake screamed in unison, as if they had heard something unbelievable. They jumped back a big step, their faces filled with shock.

"Senior Iori is so frugal with her clothes that she has nothing to wear, and you didn't even notice?"

Every day after drinking, I wake up with only my underwear on, or sometimes I don't even have underwear.

Isn't it enough that they've gone to such lengths to explain things?

Zhongbang was silent for three seconds after hearing this: "..."

A discovery is a discovery.

He never dreamed that such a blatant act of social humiliation could be associated with the word "integrity".

After all, normal people would habitually call this behavior "abnormal"!

To defend her shattered image, Iori placed her hand on Shiori's shoulder, her face serious: "Think about it, have I ever lied to you even once?"

“Yes.” Xiao Shi's face remained calm, she simply met his gaze and nodded. “About 50% of what he says is a lie.”

“How could that be?” Iori immediately raised her voice and straightened her back: “You know me, I hate lies and dishonesty the most.”

"!!!"

These words shocked even the usually composed seniors, who some even doubted their own ears.

[Koshino feigned a troubled expression: "But you just told Chisa-nee that you'd like to get married first..."]

The seniors didn't react much, but Ai Lai couldn't hold back when she heard this: "What do you mean by 'let's get married for now'???"

[Iori was taken aback by the question, immediately turning her head away and muttering vaguely, "The situation is complicated."]

"What I hate most is lies and dishonesty, hahaha... Even Beast-senpai, who can remain calm when he hears about marriage, was shocked, Iori—!"

"About 50% of what he says is a lie. I can only say... the credibility of this statement is even lower than the alcohol content of flammable oolong tea."

Seeing Iori's unchanging expression, everyone almost burst out laughing on the spot. How could she lie as naturally as breathing?

Academy City World

"Uh, 'The most hated thing is lies and dishonesty'..."

Misaka Mikoto frowned, looking at the serious-looking Iori on the screen, and hesitated before speaking: "Is it possible that this is the truth?"

"Hahaha... Stop... Stop making me laugh... Big sister." Upon hearing this, Kuroko laughed exaggeratedly, slapping the table repeatedly, as if she had heard the funniest joke of the year.

"He... was telling the truth... hahaha..."

Kuroko's eyes were glistening with tears, and he could barely speak a coherent sentence. He was pointing at the screen and laughing wildly, his shoulders still trembling.

The credibility of this statement is about as low as the possibility that my older sister would not wear safety shorts – it's practically zero!

Looking at Kuroko laughing wildly, Misaka Mikoto sighed, rubbing her forehead: "What kind of image does Iori-senpai have in your heart, Kuroko?"

"And I'm serious..."

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You should know that when this person went to the market to buy fish, he told the vendor as if it were perfectly normal to give him a fish that could poison an adult male.

That scene left a very deep impression on her!

"Uh, if that's the case..." Kuroko's laughter abruptly stopped, as if he had choked on something.

He opened his mouth, wanting to refute, but felt that it made some sense, yet something still felt off.

That sounds very honest; they're even buying poisoned fish under their real names and still don't want to lie to the seller.

Looking at her younger sister, Shiori, who resembled a traditional Japanese woman, the two seniors couldn't help but exclaim, "She's so sensible! Is she really your sister?"

"How rude of me!" Iori immediately bristled and quickly moved closer to Shiori. "They look so alike standing together."

Upon hearing this, Senior Tokita's eyes instantly sharpened like an eagle's. After scrutinizing them for a moment, he slowly spoke: "Indeed, the number of eyes is very similar."

[Senior Shou's face was also very serious: "The number of fingers is exactly the same."]

Iori glared at her two serious-looking seniors, a vein throbbing on her temple: "Aren't there any other similarities?"

"Give up, Iori! Apart from being human, you and your sister have absolutely nothing in common."

"Hahaha, what the heck is the number of eyes that are so similar... The attention spans of these two seniors are amazing! But next time, could you tell us something that no one knows?"

Looking at the two people standing together on the screen, everyone examined them carefully for a moment and finally came to a conclusion: well, at least on a "biological level," they are quite similar.

That's how it is for now, but who knows what will happen in the future... (For super exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)

After all, this terrestrial deity seems to be racing towards becoming inhuman—he doesn't seem like a normal person at all!

"Oh right, I also brought something for my brother." Just then, Xiao Kan suddenly remembered something and ran to rummage through her suitcase.

Iori, oblivious to the seriousness of the situation, asked expectantly, "Is it something to eat?"

[My little sister has become so thoughtful; she even brought her brother a gift when they went out...]

"No, it's something my brother forgot at home." Soon, Koshino pulled a notebook from her suitcase. "This must be something important."

[This is something I wrote during my middle school years: a music yearbook—a keepsake for my future self~~]

"Yamete—!!"

Upon seeing the notebook, Iori rushed forward in a panic, grabbing it tightly into her arms with lightning speed.

"A product of my middle school days... You know, back then, everyone had a 'dark history' notebook like this! But this WO~~ is like a spirit."

"Hahaha, what a good sister! She publicly exposes her brother's dark history. That's so cruel."

Everyone who witnessed this scene couldn't help but swallow hard. Now they could truly believe that Iori and Shiori were really not alike. What a cunning little sister!

To actually pull out such a powerful weapon in public, is he planning to make Iori buy a train ticket and flee the city overnight?

Chapter 1314 The whole family appreciates Iori's dark history, an abstract family!

"That's wonderful!" Xiao Shioren clapped her hands happily. "I didn't expect my brother to jump over so excitedly!"

However, Iori, who was about to be humiliated, was in no mood for jokes and roared angrily, "Where did you find this thing?!"

Koshino explained with a smile, "I found this by chance three days ago when I pried open a locked drawer."

Upon hearing this, Senior Tokita sighed with admiration, "I see, you're really lucky..."

Senior Shou smiled and said, "We should thank this coincidence."