Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Don't I have any companions...?"

"Hmm... Iori really has had a tough time." Just then, Azusa-senpai's simple words almost moved Iori to tears.

"Azusa-senpai, can you understand me?" A glimmer of hope flashed in Iori's eyes, as if she had grasped at a lifeline, and she looked at Azusa-senpai pleadingly.

“I understand.” A sly glint flashed in Azusa-senpai’s eyes, then she asked a strange question: “Little sister + cute + middle school girl + Kohei??”

Upon hearing Azusa's question, the two usually carefree and unrestrained seniors instantly turned serious: "I see, Iori's death?"

"The cute junior high school girl, Kohei Iori, is dead... This answer deserves full marks, no further explanation needed! Have you considered including it in textbooks?"

"As expected of a senior from a university, he was able to draw a conclusion so quickly, without any hesitation, even when faced with such a strange formula."

Faced with the age-old question posed by Senior Sister Zi, everyone was taken aback at first, but then they all pondered it seriously and came to the same conclusion.

There's no hope, just wait to die...

The criteria of "younger sister," "cute," and "female middle school student" are all compelling enough on their own.

Now these elements are combined, which is like adding the water of life to flammable oolong tea—it's bound to explode in a heartbeat!

After being reminded by Azusa-senpai, Iori gradually realized the seriousness of the situation. Before Kohei arrived, escaping for their lives was the most important thing...

【boom--】

Just as Iori was about to leave with Shiori, a pair of large hands suddenly grabbed his head. Kohei smiled kindly and said, "How have you been, Kitahara?"

The next second, Iori was bound into a pretzel by Kohei without any resistance and trampled under his feet.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch—!!"

Ignoring Iori's wails, the two beastly seniors greeted him calmly, saying, "You've arrived, Kohei."

“Yes, I just arrived.” Kohei tightened the rope in his hands, his face contorted. “At the same time, the death knell for this guy, Yi Lingqi Ba Siqi, has also arrived.”

"So, she's your sister?" While executing Iori, Kohei's gaze shifted to Shiori, who stood obediently behind him.

"No..."

[Koshiori bowed gently and politely: "I am Koshiori, his younger sister."]

"Hmph, is that so?" Kohei released his grip on Iori's hair and actually sat cross-legged on the ground, as if he was seriously planning something, muttering to himself.

"As for the head... just throw it to the wild dogs..."

"Hey, hey, hey, don't feed stray dogs random junk food! My suggestion is to use it to make a nest by the river, making good use of waste."

"Are you a devil, upstairs? He was planning to take Iori to the back mountain to play hide-and-seek for the rest of his life! At least leave him with a whole corpse!"

Seeing Kohei already considering how to dispose of the body, the people from other worlds were somewhat amused and exasperated. If they really didn't know how to handle the body, they should just leave it to Hannibal...

Mads Mikkelsen has a knack for dealing with people; he'll definitely teach Iori, this winner in life, how to be a decent human being.

“However, I’m not some kind of devil.” Kohei glanced furtively at Shiori behind him, then decided to give Iori a chance.

"Well... how should I put it..." Kohei blushed and covered his face shyly with his hands: "As long as you let her call me 'Big Brother Kohei'..."

Iori was speechless and subconsciously retorted, "You're disgusting."

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Kohei pulled out a chainsaw from somewhere, glaring menacingly at Iori: "Then you can die!!"

Faced with this life-or-death crisis, Iori readily agreed, quickly wriggling her body to convey her request to Shiori.

"Shiori, do as he says! Please, your words are a matter of life and death—!!"

"Although I hate to say this, your life is far too easily controlled! If I remember correctly, you said the same thing to Chisa yesterday..."

Watching the upcoming movie "Incompetent Brother" on the screen, the people from other worlds helplessly rubbed their foreheads, not knowing where to even begin to complain.

Iori, your life these past two days has been far too "intense and tumultuous," filled with life-or-death situations!

Detective Conan World

As the murder unfolding on the screen approached, Conan's eyes narrowed into crescent moons once more, and he gave a speechless smirk: "So, where did he even get that chainsaw from...?"

Although he knew that world might not be normal, and might not even be explained by scientific common sense.

After all, the fact that one could directly deduce the formula for Iori's death from "sister Kohei" is absurd beyond belief.

but--

Your ability to casually pull out a chainsaw from behind your back is really going too far!

This is even more absurd than Kid's magic tricks; it's like he just fell out of thin air from another dimension...

Ai Haibara was silent for a moment upon hearing this, looking somewhat hesitant, before tentatively saying, "Hmm, a chainsaw in a diving shop seems reasonable, doesn't it..."

After hearing this, Conan twitched the corners of his mouth and forced out two dry laughs from his throat: "Heh."

You can use this excuse to fool Uncle Mori; maybe they'll believe it, but I certainly don't.

"It's so embarrassing to say something like that." Xiao Shiori blushed and lowered her head, her fingers gently twisting the hem of her clothes, decisively and politely declining Iori's plea for help.

This scene was witnessed by Kohei, who was nervously peeking while clutching his chainsaw.

His already tense face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot, veins throbbing on his forehead, and he abruptly raised the chainsaw even higher: "What a pity, Kitahara!!"

Iori stared wide-eyed at the buzzing chainsaw above her head, her voice filled with despair: "Are you going to just stand by and watch your brother die, Shiori?!"

“Um…” Koshino blushed, looked up at Kohei, and whispered shyly, “I’ll just call you Brother Kohei.”

【boom--】

Kohei slammed the chainsaw in his hand to the ground, as if he had been redeemed by an angel. His knees buckled, and he collapsed to his knees, covering his face with his hands, his shoulders trembling slightly.

"Kitahara," Kohei said, his voice choked with emotion, as he pulled 20,000 yen from his pocket. "Take this."

"Take it, Iori! Kohei, whose humanity was awakened by his sister's cry of 'Brother Kohei,' seems to have died without regrets."

"Hmm... Is this compensation from Iori for just escaping death? That's too little; tickets to death aren't that cheap."

Watching Kohei, who seemed to have been purified in both body and mind, the people watching the video couldn't help but twitch their lips. What kind of strange dreams does this guy have in his head?!

Or is it that the impact of calling out "Brother Kohei" is really that great...?

Chapter 1317 A True Man, Kohei: The First Person to Smash His Head Against a Wall!!!

Kohei's voice trembled slightly: "This is the money I saved up to buy Lala's merchandise..."

At this moment, he hadn't yet recovered from Koshino's address of him as "Brother Kohei," and his body was still trembling uncontrollably.

"Larako??" Upon hearing this name, Shiori seemed to suddenly remember something and smiled, "Oh, it's that magical girl Larako!"

"I also like magical girl Lala..."

【boom--】

In an instant, Kohei felt as if a thunderbolt had exploded in his mind, his whole body felt as if it had been struck by a heavy hammer, and his vision went black.

Xiao Shiori's words were like an ice-cold dagger, precisely piercing his last line of defense.

With a thud, Kohei's legs gave way, and he collapsed heavily to the ground. His throat felt constricted, and the sound he uttered was heavy with sobs: "Kitahara..."

Kohei tilted his head back, his eyes red-rimmed, his vision blurry, yet he still struggled to raise his hand, trembling like a leaf in the autumn wind, and pulled a 30,000 yen bill from his pocket.

"You really have to accept this money—!!" Kohei's voice was trembling with barely suppressed emotion, as if he were using all his strength to speak.

"Damn, this isn't Iori's sister at all! It's clearly the ultimate weapon tailor-made for Kohei's tastes: the White Devil - Gundam!!"

"This buff is almost full, no wonder she's completely defenseless. She's practically the perfect two-dimensional little sister that Kohei fantasizes about coming to life..."

Looking at Kōhei, who was trembling with excitement, everyone couldn't help but shake their heads slightly, their faces showing an expression of understanding.

Well, if you look at it from a different perspective, you can easily understand Kohei's feelings right now...

It's like when a die-hard otaku suddenly finds the legendary holy sword EXcalibur out of thin air in front of him, and he's so excited that he's incoherent.

To their surprise, they discovered that EXcalibur could also transform people into Kamen Rider Saber.

This is pure bliss for two food lovers! Who can resist this?!

Azure Sea World

"I also like Magical Girl Lala..."

"I also like Magic (2) 2*Eryi (3) = Shrimp Girl..."

boom--!

Inside the diving shop, a dull thud echoed, and Kohei was seen kneeling on the ground, his eyes glazed over.

At this moment, only Xiao Shi's words echoed in his mind again and again, and all his thoughts were mercilessly washed away by this voice.

In a daze, images flashed through Kohei's mind like a slideshow:

It was outside the hospital's delivery room. He was innocent and unaware, eagerly awaiting the birth of his younger sister, Xiao Shian.

That was the first time Xiao Shiori, after growing up, looked up and sweetly called out "Brother Gengping" with such excitement and joy.

Those were the joyful times every weekend evening when the two of us would squeeze onto the sofa, munching on potato chips and watching "Magical Girl Lara-chan";

Too many memories flooded his mind like a surging tide, gradually blurring his vision, and two lines of hot tears involuntarily slid down his cheeks.

The two beastly seniors stood to the side with their arms crossed, calmly remarking, "Your imagination remains as rich as ever, Kohei..."

"Hey!" Staring at the non-existent memory, Iori clenched her fists, her face contorted with rage. "That's my sister! When did you even see little Shiori born, you bastard—!!"