Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"What?!" Upon hearing this guess, Akihisa was struck dumb, his pupils contracted sharply, and his long-dormant brain began to work rapidly.

It is known that Shiori's full name is Kitahara Shiori, and Himeji may be Shiori's mother, which means...

"Will I change my name to Kitahara Akihisa in the future?" Akihisa murmured unconsciously.

"No, I didn't say that." Looking at Akihisa, who was now acting as Himeji's husband, Yuuji's lips twitched violently twice.

"Or rather, who gave you the confidence to think you can marry Himeji-kun in the future?"

I thought his wildly imaginative guess was bold enough, but I never expected that Akihisa would be even bolder...

Hideyoshi rubbed his throbbing temples, looking exasperated: "Akihisa, why do you always manage to steer such absurd conclusions from a bunch of speculations?"

On the contrary, Akihisa, whose brain had already shut down, was still immersed in his own fantasy and couldn't extricate himself, so he didn't hear the speechless complaints from the others.

"Materials obtained."

The lecherous man silently put away the recorder in his hand; this recording would definitely make him a lot of money.

Do you think he'll sell it to Himeji and Shimada?

No, no, no, that's too naive!

He planned to invite A's classmate Kubo to hold an auction, with the highest bidder winning, and then privately sell it to the remaining two who lost in the auction.

One fish, three ways to cook it—everyone's happy.

[The scene shifts, and the camera suddenly focuses on Iori's room. Shiori smiles as she draws back the curtains, her inner thoughts slowly revealed through clear narration.]

"There's something I'd like to clarify with everyone first. Actually..." Koshino's gaze gently swept over Iori, who was sprawled out on the ground, fast asleep.

"I don't like my brother at all!!"

Although she harbored these thoughts, Koshino outwardly maintained a well-behaved demeanor and gently woke the fast-sleeping Iori.

As for why she takes care of Iori in every little detail like a doting wife, doing these seemingly contradictory things, there are naturally unknown reasons behind it...

"That's so that this older brother can inherit the family's inn!!"

[If she can mold her eldest brother into a suitable heir, she can break free from the constraints of her hometown and hold her freedom in her own hands.]

"For this purpose, even if it's brother complex, I'll put on an act for you—!!"

"Wait, the yandere brother complex was all an act? Doesn't he plan to go to Hollywood and win an award? He acted so convincingly!!"

"I'm really impressed... The Kitahara family really doesn't tolerate idlers. From the old father to the adorable little sister, they can all do something so outrageous."

After hearing Xiaoshan's truest thoughts, everyone felt a toothache. What kind of orthopedic romance is this? This is clearly a live version of "The Metamorphosis of My Stupid Brother"!

No, that's not right, it should be called...

"The Transformation Project of Useless Brother - From a Naked Drunkard to a Hotel Owner!"

When the two of them slowly arrived downstairs, Iori, who had been finally woken up by Shiori, was still incredibly sleepy and looked completely listless.

His eyes were glazed over. He had just sat down at the table when, in the blink of an eye, he deflated like a punctured balloon, his head slamming heavily onto the table with a thud.

"It's all Shiori's fault for waking me up..." Iori murmured weakly, "I don't work at a hotel."

【What did you say--?!】

Although Xiao Shiori was furious inside, she still wore a sweet smile on her face: "I always believed that my brother would come home early in the morning and evening..."

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On the surface, Koshino seems to have complete confidence in Iori, but in reality, she's internally churning out a torrent of ideas...

"Do you really think you can find a normal job?"

"With a brain like yours, you think you can find a job in this tough job market??"

"Besides inheriting the family hotel, do you have any other job options?"

"It's time to redefine 'Trust Your Brother'! However, the struggle for the crown prince position has always been like this—!!"

"Uh... the words are crude but the reasoning is sound. Considering Iori's situation, what Shiori said isn't entirely unreasonable."

Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but fall into deep thought, their minds frantically reviewing Iori's various "glorious deeds".

This eccentric individual, who can be described as a terrestrial deity, seems to possess many skills, but unfortunately, his thought process is too abstract, making work his fatal weakness.

For example, if you let him work at a bar, he might do something stupid like "cheating with a customer's eyes".

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"I...Iori-senpai's employment problem..." Yukino Yukinoshita's brows furrowed into a deep frown, her usually clear and calm eyes now filled with confusion.

After going through all the jobs she could think of in her mind, Yukino rubbed her temples, feeling a bit of a headache, and decided to give up thinking about it!

"From the perspective of his only value that society might accept, there really is no other choice..." Yukino's cool voice carried a hint of barely perceptible frustration.

In her view, at least the family hotel was being watched by relatives, which was better than letting it out to endanger society.

"Heh." Hachiman's signature dead fish eyes turned to Yukino, gleaming with a "you're still too naive" light.

"It would be truly terrifying if Iori-senpai were to inherit the inn, Yukinoshita-kun."

"Imagine a sunny afternoon, you eagerly push open the quaint door of the Kitahara Family Inn, and then..."

You'll see Iori-senpai, wearing only an apron, or even nothing at all, standing openly in the entryway to welcome you. 4.

Yukinoshita's face turned pale; she was truly terrified by the scene Hikigaya had described.

Indeed, this guy can do any job, but he absolutely cannot inherit a hotel!!!

No, it couldn't even be called a hotel; it was a blind box where social death could occur at any moment, a place of shock without any joy.

Just then, Nanaka came out of the room and, seeing Iori already slumped over the table, couldn't help but praise her: "Wow, Iori! You're dressed so well."

Iori chuckled and replied, "As expected of a human, you have to change clothes every two days!"

Faced with her older brother's seemingly lower IQ despite moving up to a higher level of education, Shiori decides it's time to launch her own battle plan and volunteers to make breakfast.

[Let's start the battle with food!]

"Hahaha... This is hilarious... Wearing nice clothes is something to be praised for."

Listening to the two's almost divinely absurd conversation, the viewers outside the video couldn't help but sigh and rub their foreheads, thinking that these people who wear clothes every day might really be a disgrace to humanity...

After all, it's really difficult to deal with someone like Iori who only wears clothes once every two days!

Ordinary humans simply cannot reach that level.

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[In order to get Iori to return home and inherit the family business, Shiori has already sketched out a meticulous plan in her mind. The first step: use the taste of hometown cuisine to evoke her brother's homesickness!!]

As each of Koshino's meticulously prepared dishes was served, Chisa and the others tasted them and gave them high praise.

However, Shiori's mind was not on anyone else; her gaze kept secretly drifting towards Iori, eagerly anticipating his reaction after he had tasted it.

The miso was brought from my hometown, the pickled vegetables were also homemade and of the highest quality, and the egg rolls were given my usual sweetness...

She looked at the dish in front of her, a slight smile playing on her lips, as if victory was already assured.

[Koshiori tilted her head slightly, stealing a smug glance at Iori, secretly shouting in her heart: Come on, brother, quickly immerse yourselves in this deep homesickness—!!]

"The taste of home..." Under Shiori's expectant gaze, Iori finally slowly reached out with her chopsticks, picked up a piece of egg roll, and savored it.

Iori chewed a few times, mumbling indistinctly, her voice tinged with doubt: "What did it taste like?"

At this moment, even Xiao Shiori, who was usually good at pretending to be well-behaved, had her smile freeze for a second... This idiot!!

"Give up, poor little sister! Your brother's sense of taste has long been destroyed by alcohol, this trick won't work on him at all!"

"To dispel sorrow? It's too late. Iori's homesickness was already cured by the beast seniors when the door to the new world was opened."

Seeing this ridiculous scene on the screen, everyone shook their heads helplessly. Your meticulous plan has already failed miserably in its very first step, little sister!

Take this dish for example. It doesn't even contain the essential water of life, and the miso soup isn't made with flammable oolong tea. How can this taste authentic?!

Without these two things, how can you expect his tongue, which has been marinated in alcohol, to taste any familiar flavors or the flavors of home?

Despite a minor unexpected setback in her meticulously planned scheme, Xiao Shiori remained composed and already had a new strategy in mind.

"Operation strategy changed! Although this might not be very friendly to our eldest brother, but..."

A resolute glint appeared in Koshino's eyes. To get Iori to obediently stay home, she had no choice but to resort to drastic measures.

Thinking of this, Xiao Shiori secretly clenched her fist under the table, preparing her trump card—the erotic novel "The Temptation of the Complete Guide to Big Lights"!! (Those with big lights should know what that means.)

Let me use this to make my older brother too ashamed to stay in this house any longer...

"Hiss—this method is too ruthless! This isn't about letting my brother go home, it's about making him suffer social death in front of everyone!"

"Shiori-nii... calm down, please calm down! Let's talk this out, don't be impulsive. Iori just doesn't want to go home, that's not a crime punishable by death!!"

Seeing Xiao's confident demeanor and recalling the trump card she had pulled out, viewers outside the video couldn't help but swallow hard.

As everyone knows, if parents, elders, or relatives and friends happen to see such erotic books, the awkward atmosphere can make one wish they could die on the spot.

Which bastard taught her to use this as a trump card?! This move is just too inhuman!

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"Gulu——"

Seeing the deadly weapon in Xiao Shi's hand, Xiu and the other two couldn't help but swallow hard, large beads of sweat constantly sliding down their foreheads.