Seeing this, everyone helplessly covered their faces. Forget about dating, is there anyone in this group who can have a normal relationship besides you?
What can we talk about with that? With imagination?
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World
"Dating topics—!!!"
The door to the student council room was suddenly pushed open with a loud bang, accompanied by a shout that was both energetic and slightly tearful!
Not long ago, Fujiwara Chika was brought to her knees by Ishigami Yu's sharp and witty remarks, and she stormed out with tears in her eyes. Now, she has returned as a love detective.
"This time! I, the love detective Fujiwara Chika, will give you a proper lesson on what true love is!"
Fujiwara Chika was holding a pipe, wearing an incongruous detective deerstalker hat on her head, and an ill-fitting cloak.
"I... let's forget it, Secretary Fujiwara..." Having learned his lesson from the previous bloody experiences, Shirogane Miyuki's head was about to explode when he saw the other party's attire.
From his previous experiences, he had already learned a profound lesson...
Whether it's Ishigami's analysis filtered through a dark lens, or Fujiwara's wildly imaginative and speculative reasoning, the words these two utter—
It's all utter nonsense, completely devoid of credibility!
"No, no, no, President!" Fujiwara Chika completely ignored the president's despair, with a pipe in her mouth, trying her best to strike what she considered a professional and profound pose.
"This time it's definitely different! I'm a love detective who can see through all the love problems in the world..."
As she spoke, she didn't give Baiyin a chance to refute, her eyes fixed on the screen, thoughtfully stroking her chin.
He would occasionally let out an "uh-huh" of agreement, as if he were really analyzing some complex clues, putting on a very professional act.
"By the way, Fujiwara-senpai." Just then, a calm, almost dejected voice suddenly rang out.
With a completely expressionless face, Ishigami posed the probing question: "Have you ever been in a relationship?"
“Eh…” Fujiwara Chika’s professional demeanor froze instantly, her hand stroking her chin hanging in mid-air.
But Ishigami Yu's attacks were like precision-guided missiles, relentless: "Eh? Haven't you ever been in a relationship? Didn't you claim to be a love detective?"
"Is Fujiwara-senpai, who has no experience in love, really going to teach us about love? Isn't that a bit too much of a stretch..." (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)
Shirogane Miyuki watched helplessly as the smile on Fujiwara Chika's face gradually disappeared, her complexion turning from rosy to deathly pale, and finally to ashen.
Silently and without saying a word, she bent down and picked up a newspaper that someone had left on the ground, and began to fold it into a long strip with unusual skill.
At this moment, Ishigami Yu seemed to have flipped some strange switch, and was still frantically outputting power, his expression gradually becoming arrogant.
"..." Large beads of sweat cascaded down President Shirogane's face like a waterfall.
Stop!!
Stop—Ishigami!! Enough! Stop now! Stop your supernatural powers!
If this keeps up, Fujiwara will go from being a "love detective" to the famous detective Mouri Chika!!
[Due to everyone's lack of dating experience, this topic ended very quickly...]
"Oh, right." Just then, Ai Lai suddenly remembered something and pulled an admission ticket from her pocket: "This is an admission ticket for our school's anniversary celebration."
[After all, their school is a women's university, and to avoid unnecessary advances, they use an admission fee system.]
"And this year, a famous voice actor who graduated from our school will be there, so we absolutely can't let those two guys find out..."
[He was speaking when the door suddenly opened.]
Iori and Kohei, each holding a plate of suspicious-looking snacks and several magazines, simultaneously wore incredibly kind and innocent smiles.
However, their eyes, like searchlights, were precisely and firmly fixed on the admission ticket in Ailey's hand, which seemed to radiate holy light.
"Oh no, I'm doomed! Chisa's room is like it's poisonous; every time I open the door, I find an unexpected surprise."
"No way, why did you have to set such a flag? Ai Lai! You're trying to ruin the school anniversary by being targeted by these two abstract, explosive beings."
Seeing the incredibly "sunny" smiles on their faces, even people from other worlds couldn't help but feel a chill run down their spines. Oh no, you've been targeted by an inexplicable evil god, Ai Lai!
These tickets combine three alluring elements: "Women's University," "School Festival," and "Famous Voice Actors"—
For Kohei, it was practically a ticket to heaven!
Chapter 1341 A Brand New Use for Debts of Favor! Iori's Unbelievable Facial Expressions!
After their eyes locked onto the "admission ticket," Iori and Kohei, almost as if by telepathy, instantly flung their clothes off.
The next second, the two, wearing only their underwear, swiftly transformed from seemingly normal people into fully-fledged monsters.
They showed not a shred of shame, but rather a self-righteous smile, speaking in unison with an almost threateningly friendly tone.
"Give it to us, you corpse-beast! If you don't want the women's gathering to continue to be contaminated, just hand over that ticket!!"
"Absolutely not—!" Ai Lai's screams nearly lifted the roof off; giving them the tickets would be a devastating blow to the school anniversary celebrations.
"Why?"2]
As the two men pressed closer, the body, clad only in underwear, exuded an unstoppable, perverse aura and oppressive force, instantly cornering the terrified Airai against the wall.
"Why?? Bro, judging by your current almost naked, provocative outfits with only your underwear on, I think you don't need to give any more reasons, right..."
"Just like humans wouldn't fall in love with monkeys, normal humans wouldn't give tickets to two perverts like you!"
Seeing the two perverts on the screen who could even take off their clothes and go into EVA, everyone was both amused and exasperated. Why didn't we want to give them tickets?
Don't you two have any common sense?
It's all because of the existence of you two! You're living encyclopedias of the word "pervert," walking explanations of its meaning!
Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun World
"P-Please... How can you ask for help like this... It's so shameful, you idiot..." Little Yu covered her cheeks with a girlish expression, shrinking behind Sakura Chiyo as if in great resistance.
But his eyes would occasionally peek at the screen through his fingers, as if he felt ashamed yet couldn't resist his curiosity.
Sakura Chiyo narrowed her crescent-shaped eyes speechlessly, her lips twitching uncontrollably a few times, and couldn't help but ask the soul-searching question: "Little Miyu, you call what they do... begging??"
“Of course.” Mikoshiba poked half of his still-red head out from behind Chiyo, his voice trembling slightly: “Isn’t this asking Miss Airai for tickets?”
"..." Sakura Chiyo remained silent for a moment after hearing this, then looked at the screen again in disbelief.
Looking at the two seniors on the screen, who were only wearing underwear and striking a hooligan-like pose.
Then, Sakura Chiyo was forcibly restrained for another three seconds, and sighed helplessly, rubbing her forehead: "Little Miyu, are you awake???"
The terrifying scene, the threatening lines, and the perverse sense of oppression that almost bursts out of the screen.
How did you manage to tell that the two seniors were "pleading"? That was clearly a shameless threat!
Besides, this isn't the first time they've taken their clothes off. As a young girl, I've become so numb to it that I feel nothing and even want to laugh a little.
What are you, a guy, so shy about?
"..." Nozaki-kun remained silent, focusing solely on drawing, capturing all of Miyu's expressions from just now.
New comic material obtained.
Faced with their despicable threats, Ai Lai had no choice but to reluctantly admit that the ticket she had just given to Chisa was the last one.
"Nani—!!" Two heart-wrenching screams, as if the end of the world had arrived, erupted simultaneously.
Iori and Kohei's eyes instantly turned into searchlights, focusing on the Seimei Women's University admission ticket in Chisa's hand.
Their gazes, sharp as laser scans, instantly locked onto a tiny line of text on the back of the ticket—one ticket can be used by up to four people simultaneously!
"Kouhei, hold the gate!!"
"OK—!"
[Iori lunged forward, and with lightning speed, pinned Chisa against the cold corner of the wall, creating a perfect pincer attack!]
"I'm saying, Chisa~" Iori revealed an expression that was practically textbook-perfect for a perverted thug, rubbing her fingers together in the classic thug gesture for collecting protection money.
"Between you and me... there seems to be an unpaid debt of gratitude, isn't there?"
"Um...brother...you really...really haven't been doing any side jobs in the back alleys of brothels or yakuza agencies behind the scenes: gangsters? Gangsters?"
"Part-time? Do you think his skill in collecting protection money is something that can be achieved with just a part-time job...?"
Seeing Iori's outrageously roguish facial expressions, everyone became somewhat bewildered. Dude, how come you're so skilled at this protection money collection act?!
Especially that classic finger-rubbing gesture—that's clearly a "domain" only a seasoned veteran of this art, someone who's been immersing himself in it for decades, can possess!
If it were the group of thugs in Academy City who could refresh their ranks anytime, anywhere, they might even praise them as "professional."
Gintama World
"Wait, wait a minute! Give me a moment!"
In front of the screen, Shinpachi's brain went blank for three seconds before he could barely recover from Iori's incredible facial expressions and began to frantically complain at an astonishing speed.
"When did Chisa-chan ever owe you a favor?! You've completely got our relationship backwards!"
Haven't you always been the one causing her trouble, making things difficult for her, and needing her to "forgive" you?!
Rather than saying Chisa owes you a favor...
Rather than saying this "debt of gratitude" is simply a huge high-interest loan that you unilaterally owe!
Also, what's going on with this process that resembles gangsters coming to collect protection money?
From the angle of the wall slam to the imposing aura, and then to that exquisite finger-rubbing gesture—how do you know how to do it so well, you bastard?!
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