The outrageous images constantly assaulted his sensitive nerves, even giving him the illusion that "human reason is probably beyond saving."

"Doctor..." Just then, Fujimaru Ritsuka pointed tremblingly to the only "barrier" below Yamamoto on the screen, her face showing some tension.

"You think...that pillow...it...it'll be enough to block it?"

"Hmm..." Dr. Roman's gaze was fixed on the soft pillow, and his tone became extremely subtle: "If the calculation formula is substituted correctly... theoretically there should be no problem."

"But the problem is—!!"

Before he could finish speaking, Leonardo da Vinci smiled and interrupted him with a thought-provoking question: "Are you sure these geniuses can calculate the formula correctly?"

In an instant, the entire Chaldea control room fell into dead silence, and everyone—including Fujimaru Ritsuka—looked up at the screen.

If it's one of these "demons and monsters"...

No, you can't!

Rather than trusting them to accurately apply the formulas.

It's better to believe that the pillow is actually a hidden Noble Phantasm comparable to Mash's shield; at least that would give you more peace of mind!

"Since you all have excellent grades, you must have calculated the height that won't cause your buttocks to explode!"

The professor completely ignored Yamamoto, who was trembling with fear, and his tone even carried a sense of triumphant satisfaction, as if he had finally gotten his revenge.

"This guy actually resorted to such a vile trick!!" Iori and the others were also terrified, breaking out in a cold sweat: "Are you even human, you bastard!!"

"Hahaha, isn't that great?" The professor suddenly leaned closer to the group, his bloodshot eyes widening like abysses, a near-maniacal grin spreading across his lips.

"Not everyone has the opportunity to use their genitals."

"hiss--"

When the professor's outrageous statement, "Not everyone has the opportunity to use their genitals," echoed in the air, the audience in front of the screen collectively gasped.

Does this mean they're being mocked for being lifelong virgins?

The destructive power of this statement is comparable to the release of a Noble Phantasm!!

Azure Sea World

“Damn it!!”

Iori knelt on the ground, her face contorted with resentment, and slammed her fist into the ground: "You actually dared to say that, you bastard professor!!"

"Although I am very unwilling, but...but..." Kohei's face was full of grief and indignation as he shed two hot tears and clenched his fists tightly.

"What he said makes so much sense—!!"

“That’s true, but this is too much.” Iori clenched his fists angrily. “How could he say such a thing to Yamamoto, whom everyone likes?”

"Being a virgin for life is too much of a blow to Yamamoto's pride!"

Ai Lai rubbed his forehead with one hand, giving a speechless "these two are hopeless" look, and said, "To be precise, that professor was referring to your whole group..."

"That's impossible, Corpse Beast." Kohei stood up instantly with a serious expression: "He'll never have the chance to use his genitals in his life. Professor is clearly referring to Yamamoto."

Iori replied earnestly, "Don't make me say things that are obvious to anyone with eyes."

"So..." Aire's lips twitched, her face darkening, "Who exactly is hurting Yamamoto-kun's pride?!"

P.S.: My cousin's baby is turning one month old today, so the update is a little late. Sorry.

Chapter 1378: An explosive and hardcore experiment, high-energy throughout!

"The experiment is to be conducted four times. If you fail to damage the sample even once, you won't get any points..." After leaving this message for the group of scumbags, the professor left the laboratory to them.

Iori gritted his teeth, veins bulging on his forehead, and growled from his throat, "That bastard, he definitely did it on purpose!"

Nojima calmly pushed up his glasses: "I hope Yamamoto's crotch doesn't end up looking like scrambled eggs..."

This overly vivid and chilling addition completely panicked Yamamoto, who was still tightly chained to the experimental machine: "It's a rotation, right? Everyone takes a turn, right?!"

"Hahaha, help... This is hilarious... We have to successfully destroy the sample? What kind of hellish, hardcore experiment is this?!"

"As expected of the scumbag group, they immediately gave all four experimental opportunities to Yamamoto. Their friendship is so strong that it makes you want to applaud."

Everyone who witnessed this scene was practically bursting with laughter. The professor's move was not a teaching arrangement at all, but a meticulously planned revenge!

Choosing between failing a course and failing the exam—for college students, this is no less difficult than the famous trolley problem in the history of philosophy.

This time, however, what was tied to the rails was a "joystick" that Yamamoto and he might never have the chance to use in their lives.

Gintama World

"Oysters, oysters, oysters..." Baji's face turned deathly pale, his head shook like a rattle drum, and his hands waved frantically in front of him.

"Four experiments or something, absolutely oyster-level!!"

That massive iron hammer, which looked incredibly heavy, was something that the frail and pitiful "Pillow Man" couldn't possibly withstand.

The consequences...

"He'll definitely get punched through the neck by Akainu, just like Ace did!!"

Seeing Yamamoto die right in front of you would definitely cause you to break down on the spot!

"You said no?" Just then, the wig-wearing man next to him opened his eyes with a serious expression.

"Don't easily say no to something you haven't tried before. That's the way of a samurai, Shinpachi-kun."

The wig's tone was calm and firm, as if he were expounding some supreme truth of Bushido: "Just looking at you isn't enough; your sword might become dull because of it..."

"In short," Katsura suddenly roared with great force, "Don't underestimate the power of 'beep,' Shinpachi-kun!!"

"Mr. Katsura... I'm sorry." Shinpachi was taken aback by these "righteous" words and instinctively lowered his head in shame.

then……

Shinpachi suddenly sprang up, slamming the wig's empty head onto the table and roaring, "What do you mean by 'beep-power,' you idiot!"

Is this something you can just try out casually?!

Is it hardened by Armament Haki or is it just a piece of iron?

If it were to undergo four impact tests of that scale in succession, it wouldn't be able to "fry an egg" anymore; it would turn into a flattened "egg pancake" in no time!

"Don't worry, Shinpachi." Just then, Gintoki calmly picked his nose and glared at his perpetually listless dead fish eyes as he made a sarcastic remark.

"It's just that the beep got smashed, it's no big deal."

"We've experienced things like exposed 'beep,' broken 'beep,' or even 'beep falling out' countless times~"

It's just four nuclear chicken-killing experiments, probably shown in two or three shots, and maybe a mosaic will be added to make it all clear.

Shinpachi's forehead veins bulged, and his eyelids twitched wildly: "Don't make it sound so easy—! You idiot with curly hair!"

"What should we do? If we fail even once, we'll be out of the game in life..."

“In that case—” Iori and the others stared at the machine before them, their minds racing as they rehearsed the experimental steps.

[In the first experiment, since there is no reference data, the height that will absolutely destroy the sample is generally chosen.]

[In the second experiment, based on the records from the first experiment and considering measurement errors, the height was reduced.]

[In the third test, error data was incorporated, and the height was further adjusted.]

[In the fourth experiment, data from the first three experiments were used to determine the height that would just barely break the specimen.]

In an instant—

A flash of inspiration struck everyone, and they all clearly realized a very serious problem: "The first hit will undoubtedly kill them!!!"

"Hilarious! This is the first time I've seen them so seriously doing a calculation, and they ended up calculating their own death..."

Looking at the process deduced by the others, everyone pondered for a moment. The rule was that no points were awarded if the sample was not damaged, so the fourth attempt was indeed the easiest...

Well, although it was relatively easy—after all, every blow had to land solidly, it's just that the fourth one wasn't as hard.

But the main problem now is—who will go first to that "execution platform" where the first attempt guarantees death?!

After all, the friendship among this group of scumbags... well, you know what I mean. (For super-exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

It's about as sturdy as a potato chip, and when it comes to selling its teammates, it's incredibly decisive.

Grand Carnival World

"Tsk, this won't do..." Gudako crossed her arms, her brows furrowed, staring at the experimental procedure deduced by Iori and the others on the light screen, her face clearly showing the word "failure".

"This process is completely unacceptable! It's riddled with loopholes!"

"Huh...?" Mashu, standing to the side, was immediately stunned, her face full of confusion: "This... is it still not okay, Senpai?"

In her view, the process was clear and even considered error correction, which was nothing short of an academic miracle in the hands of these predecessors...

Of course, if there really is a problem...

So, this incredibly hardcore experiment might be the biggest problem!

"Mash, you need to know that the most important thing in scientific experiments is rigor!" Gudako said, looking at Mashu with a disappointed expression. She clicked her tongue and pointed at the screen.

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"Their experiment was poorly designed; it completely ignored a crucial variable—"

"Everyone's crotch height is different!"

"The data obtained this way has no universality whatsoever; steps 2, 3, and 4 are useless!"

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