Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Why would you think that, Ritsu?" Akiyama Mio shook her head helplessly and sighed, "Slippery egg~ and stuff like that don't suit Chisa-senpai at all."

Incompatible?

Yui and Ritsu exchanged a glance, instantly reaching a consensus, and shouted in unison with laughter, "That's exactly the mismatch we wanted—!!"

Lu added with a grin, "If they match too well, wouldn't the contrast between them lose its charm?"

Wei nodded vigorously: "That's right! How can we see Chisa-senpai's rare shy appearance then!"

Looking at the noisy group, Sawako-sensei propped her chin on her hand, casually picked up a cookie and stuffed it into her mouth: "Next up should be Iori, right? 15, guess... what type he'll be?"

Without hesitation, Daiwei immediately raised her hand and shouted excitedly, "The jingle for an alcohol commercial! It's the jingle for an alcohol commercial!"

“If it’s Iori-senpai,” Ritsu’s eyes lit up, and she snapped her fingers. “I’ve got it! Binks’ Sake.”

Kotobuki? He clasped his hands together, tilted his head slightly, and tried to search his vast knowledge base: "Sake...sake...Shuten-dōji?"

Listening to these bizarre yet ultimately revolving answers, Sawako-sensei was speechless: "Yui and Ritsu's guesses are one thing, but... ah—"

"That's just the name of a monster!!"

Although it has the word "alcohol" in its name, it has nothing to do with the music I like, right?

Do all your speculations about him have to be related to alcohol?

Was there nothing else in his life besides alcohol?!

"Chisa is acting a bit strange after all..." Iori's thoughtless remark, made after handing the phone back to Chisa, instantly hit a nerve with her.

Chisa took the phone, her gaze turning icy as she glanced at Iori. Her tone was calm, yet held a murderous glint: "Oh? You really want to hear... a normal song with lyrics?"

Completely oblivious to the approaching danger, Iori instead adopted an incredibly arrogant and mocking expression: "The premise is that you have to have it, right??"

"Really? You wait..." Chisa didn't say much, just lowered her head and silently started searching through her phone.

A few seconds later, she selected an audio file and pressed play—!!

[Immediately following, a burst of noisy, off-key, and dry howling characteristic of puberty, accompanied by haphazard guitar playing, blasted from the phone's speaker.]

Kohei's rather tactful assessment: "This piece sounds so cheap."

“Chisa, don’t let go, or else…” Iori’s face turned cold as he reached out his wicked hands toward Chisa’s chest, who was sitting in the passenger seat: “I’ll grope you to my heart’s content!!!”

Chisa also wore an expression as if she were looking at trash, her veins bulging as she gripped Iori's hand tightly.

"Hiss—! What a real man, Iori! I've never seen anyone package lewd behavior so convincingly..."

High EQ: This piece sounds so cheap. Low EQ: Can this even be considered a piece of music?? The sound of my kettle boiling is more melodic than this!

Looking at Iori's sinister hands, many gentlemen felt a strange sense of admiration. Did humanity forget to include him when it evolved?

This shameless and perverted behavior is absolutely outrageous, even by the standards of the perverted world!

There are many ways to threaten people, but he chose the most perverse and inhuman one.

I must say, you really are something else!

Azure Sea World

"Very well, call the police." Upon hearing this, Chisa's eyes turned cold, and she took out her phone without the slightest hesitation.

"Ya-me-lo—!!" Iori's eyes widened in despair as she let out a desperate wail and lunged forward, her body wrapped around Rensa.

But the next second...

Iori was suddenly pounced on and pinned to the ground by Kohei, his face full of righteous indignation: "What else do you want to do? You hopeless pervert—!!"

Iori's face was pressed firmly to the floor. She struggled to lift her head, her voice distorted by the pressure, yet filled with determination: "Please... Kohei... just hold me down like this... please don't let go!"

"Otherwise... I won't be able to resist...humanely destroying that phone!!"

"Who do you think you are, Garp? Kitahara." Kohei's face gradually contorted with rage as he tightened his grip. "Wrong, you're Ace..."

"You're the one being executed now, not the phone. You should just stay in prison and enjoy your life, you pervert!"

Iori instantly flew into a rage: "Do you think you're any better? You're a premeditated criminal planning to prey on middle school students!"

“Compared to this, Iori…” Tokita-senpai, who had been silently watching the show, crossed his arms and calmly pointed behind him with his thick thumb: “I think you should first think about how to get your life back from Nanaka-nee.”

The two mechanically turned around and saw that Nana was surrounded by thick black energy that was almost solidified, and her eyes were so empty that they seemed to devour all light.

With her hands hanging naturally at her sides, she walked towards them in an awkward, stiff, and contorted posture: "I~ori~-kun~"

If I had to put it into words, it's like Iori Yagami going berserk!

As Nanaka approached step by step, her murderous aura almost piercing his skin, Iori broke out in a cold sweat like a waterfall: "..."

Is it too late to learn the ultimate move of Kyo Kusanagi without any special techniques?

Are there any crash courses available?!

At the same time, after putting away her phone, Chisa solemnly placed her hand on Ai Lai's shoulder: "Promise me, whatever you do, don't step on the brakes—!!"

"Although I really want to say yes, Chisa! But the problem is..." Ai Lai was almost in tears at this moment: "What good would it do to say yes now??"

I'm not the one driving now.

If there's a pothole or something ahead, you'll have to brake whether you want to or not. (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Faced with Iori's desperate "threat," Chisa's temples bulged with prominent veins, and a chillingly "kind" smile appeared on her face.

"Did you guys know? This song... was actually an original single by Iori from junior high school!!"

At this point, Chisa deliberately turned her phone volume up to the maximum, letting her ear-piercing singing fill the entire carriage.

[For the sake of that WO I've never met ten or twenty years from now—! Sung by: Kitahara's Father.]

"Aaaaaah!!!" Iori covered her face with her hands in shame and indignation, her body trembling violently from extreme embarrassment and shame, letting out a wailing scream.

"Kill me, just kill me now!!!"

"Iori, Iori, a certain Autobot told you long ago that arrogance comes at a price! And you just happen to have a dark history to pay for it."

"Good heavens, it's the old man himself who's singing! Your family really doesn't support idlers."

Watching Iori suffer a horrible death at the company, wishing she could just explode on the spot, the viewers watching on screen also wore complex and poignant expressions...

It turns out that even the toughest person who can sleep in their underwear in front of the school gate still feels ashamed when faced with their embarrassing past!

As evening approached, the group, who had been chatting and laughing all the way, finally arrived at their destination, room 207, for this training camp.

The senior members of the club arrived before them and brought out a box: "Put all your valuables in here for safekeeping!"

"That way, I can completely relax and have no worries when we play later!"

Although the school was abandoned, the fact that the gymnasium and swimming pool inside were still miraculously usable excited Iori and the others.

The group excitedly tossed their phones into the box and began chattering excitedly about their wonderful overnight stay.

"This is such a wonderful place!"

"We can even have a bonfire party and set off fireworks on the playground in the evening! Anyway, there's no one here, so it won't disturb the surrounding area!"

[With anticipation shining in her eyes, Ai Lai clasped her hands together and said dreamily, "I must make this training camp a memory I cherish forever—"]

In the dim light, the group looked up at the long-abandoned school, which exuded an eerie atmosphere...

All the anticipation and hope in their eyes vanished in that instant, replaced by a deathly silence.

All they had in front of them were two flashlights and a note left by their seniors: "The test of courage begins now. Everyone, come to the rooftop of the teaching building—all senior students."

"Uh... um... how should I put it... you should be happy! The atmosphere is a bit scary, but at least it's better than a bunch of pixelated images!"

"A bonfire party? Fireworks? Yes, bro! But you have to get to the rooftop first!"

Looking at the eerie and terrifying abandoned school depicted on the screen, everyone suddenly understood why the senior had confiscated their phones—it was all a setup…

With this environment and atmosphere, you could film "School Ghost Stories" without even needing to build a set!

After all, this school looks like it was jointly run by Ms. Kayako and Ms. Tomie.

There might even be a transfer student disguised as Sadako-senpai among them.

Chapter 1386 This test of courage is utterly hopeless!

Gintama World

“Baka yarou—!!” Gintoki instantly bristled at the sight of the gloomy, dilapidated abandoned school building on the screen, which seemed as if Sadako-senpai could crawl out at any moment.

He slammed his foot on the Yorozuya table, pointed at the screen, and roared, "You're already a college student! What are you doing playing these 'test of courage' games at this age, you bastard!"

What are you guys doing with your youthful hormones? Go back to those cheesy, cheesy romances and get lost, Gintoki...

I'd rather study for nothing or have a stomachache, you idiot!

"Under the flickering firelight, whether you confess your feelings or sneak off hand in hand to the grove for some fun is up to you!"

"Or you could make a crazy promise like, 'I'll get married if I become a cartoonist!'"

Isn't this what youth should be like?!

So please don't disturb Sadako-senpai's rest at this time, okay...?

Otherwise, if the student council president, Tomie-senpai, hears this, she'll get angry and definitely bring Kayako-sensei to kick us out!

Everyone knows that Kayako-sensei, as the head of student affairs, is super fierce and strict!!

“Um… Gintoki.”