Are you really expecting them to actually create a Gandr or a power-enhancing spell?
[Regarding Iori and Kohei's magic performance, which was riddled with flaws and bordered on self-harm, it's unclear whether it stemmed from a mischievous pleasure in teasing their juniors or from some strange form of club tolerance.]
Instead of exposing or hilariously mocking them, the seasoned devils tensed their facial muscles, adopting a serious and attentive demeanor as they observed.
"Wow, this magic trick is amazing!"
Senior Azusa also desperately suppressed the corners of her mouth that wanted to turn up, and echoed in a tone that seemed to genuinely seek an answer: "I really can't figure it out... how could so much wine just disappear into thin air?"
Senior Shou also said sincerely, "I'm sorry, I didn't see it clearly just now. Could you do it again?"
Amidst the "sincere" praise from these veteran performers, Iori and Kohei completely lost themselves, genuinely believing their performance was absolutely brilliant!
"No problem! Watch closely!" Iori eagerly grabbed the bottle and refilled the three glasses with the clear yet potent "water of life."
Despite the nausea and vomiting from the three drinks he'd just had, Kohei excitedly called out, "It's your turn to drink now, Kitahara!!"
The two, completely unaware of their overwhelming excitement, had fallen into the trap set by their seniors who were simply "watching for fun."
"Devil! It's not that we didn't see clearly, it's that a group of cunning seniors are making a fool of these two idiot juniors!"
Seeing Iori and Kohei already lost in the praise and eager to perform another round of "hard-drinking" magic to broaden the horizons of their seniors, the onlookers were both amused and exasperated.
So why do you always have to use the water of life when preparing magic props...?
Can't you perform with regular water?
Or are you saying that you can make this stuff disappear faster than regular water?
Amagi Brilliant World
"A magic show..." Ke'er Jiangxi also watched Iori and Kohei's "hardcore" performance on the screen, her fingers unconsciously touching her chin as she seriously pondered.
Putting the process aside, this type of performance is full of gimmicks and has a strong impact!
It seems like... quite an eye-catching event plan!
For this amusement park, which has been teetering on the brink of bankruptcy for years and desperately needs all sorts of ingenious ways to attract visitors, any means that can generate buzz are worth considering.
The question now is—who will perform the magic tricks?
In an instant, a flash of inspiration struck me, and I immediately turned my gaze to the two mascots lying on the massage chair—Macaron and Tiramisu.
Isn't this a ready-made candidate for the performance?
"What--!!"
Macaron jumped up in fright, blinking her big, bright eyes that were trying to get away with being cute, and put on the most pitiful pose, saying, "No way, little dragon~!"
"That kind of magic trick isn't something a normal person can imitate."
Tiramisu's eyes immediately lit up with kindness, and she comforted him in a soft tone, "It's okay, macarons."
"We're not normal people to begin with, ah~"
Ke'er Jiangxi also glanced coldly at Tiramisu and added, "By the way, Tiramisu, you'll be performing too."
Click...
Tiramisu's innocent expression shattered instantly. She pounced on Keira and hugged Koya's leg, crying and begging, "No, no, Mimi—!"
"If you drink so much of the Water of Life, you'll really die, you'll get alcohol poisoning—!!"
Macaron, who had just been playing the victim, suddenly gritted her teeth and pointed at Tiramisu: "That's not what you said when you were comforting me, you traitor Tiramisu!"
Tiramisu retorted confidently, "You didn't know I was going on stage too, did you?"
"..." Ke'er Jiangxi also looked speechlessly at the two mascots whose faces gradually became distorted and ferocious due to their infighting.
You're overthinking it.
In amusement parks where children gather, who would perform something as dangerous as the "water of life"?
Besides, where would this amusement park get so much funding to buy "water of life" for your performances?!
After a near-death "magic" performance and a lot of noise, the bonfire in the center of the playground was still crackling, but the atmosphere had finally calmed down a bit.
Chisa's gaze swept over the group of still-noisy seniors and Kohei, then she walked towards Iori, who was resting alone on the steps not far away.
"Everyone...you guys are really energetic..."
“Yes,” Iori replied, pouring a glass of water and handing it to Misa. “Would you like some water? It’s just ordinary water…”
"Yes, I'll take it." Chisa stepped forward, leaned slightly, and reached out to take the cup.
Just then, Chisa seemed to step on something cold and slippery, instantly losing her balance and falling forward uncontrollably!
Chisa's face rapidly magnified in Iori's vision, and finally, her soft lips pressed precisely against Iori's forehead.
Time seemed to freeze at this moment.
"They...they just kissed like that, all innocent and tender? Like in the teen idol dramas that Ai Lai fantasizes about??"
Seeing this scene, everyone's expressions became somewhat strange. The scene that Ai Lai dreamed of, like a teen idol drama, had been born. Unfortunately, she was not the lead actress.
This awful sense of déjà vu... Am I going to end up learning nothing from all that?
No!
As everyone knows, the only difference between a white scholar who gets hit and killed on the road and a dog is that at least there's a skid mark in front of the dog!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Puch-"
In an instant, it was as if an invisible arrow pierced the hearts of all the FFF group members, and the entire group collapsed to the ground like harvested wheat!
KISS——
To these "judges," this was like the legendary "Pegasus," a sacred object that existed only in games and fantasies!
Now, witnessing this "sacred" scene with their own eyes, all their jealousy, resentment, and grief turned into a mouthful of blood, which gushed out from the mouths of many members!
The scene was extremely tragic at one point...
"Everyone! Wake up! Don't be fooled by appearances!" Mingjiu struggled to get up from the ground, gritting his teeth, and two lines of bright red tears streamed down his face.
Hideyoshi, looking at the other's 1.7-inch appearance as if he had just fought his way out of a battlefield, was utterly speechless: "You're the one who shouldn't be fooled by appearances, Akihisa."
Akihisa staggered to his feet, and with his last strength shouted, "These so-called lucky pervert incidents are all fake, think about it carefully..."
"How could there possibly be a romantic and gentle kiss under the impact of falling backwards? It would definitely cut your lips!!"
They might be in so much pain right now, trying to hold back their tears, so don't be envious!
Yuji, standing to the side, was also somewhat speechless: "So... why is it that your mind always works so fast in situations like this, Akihisa?"
However, Akihisa's seemingly rational analysis failed to awaken his comrades' fighting spirit; instead, it shrouded the entire FFF group in an even more gloomy atmosphere.
because……
Even if it's fake, even if it really happens and I knock out a tooth or get a bump, we still kissed, you bastard!
Even if it meant risking their lives to get close, it was a dream come true for them!
Don't forget, we didn't even have the chance to knock out our front teeth, let alone fix them!
Chapter 1390 Poison Island: Now it's my turn, junior~!
Chisa jerked backward as if she had touched a red-hot iron; her cheeks flushed crimson at a visible speed, even her earlobes turning pink.
"I...I just...I slipped on something!" Chisa stammered, gesturing wildly, her whole demeanor flustered.
“Hmm.” Iori looked down at the ground, her tone so calm it was infuriating: “It seems something fell to the ground.”
[Chisa followed his gaze, her pupils suddenly contracting. There lay a piece of konjac on the floor, the label still attached—used.]
【boom--】
In an instant, Chisa collapsed to her knees, pounding her fists on the ground, gritting her teeth as she said, "Just because of... this kind of thing..."
Chisa abruptly looked up and glanced around, making sure no other club members had noticed the awkward scene. Then, she grabbed the Life-Giving Water from the side and gulped it down.
“Glug glug ahhh…”
"Why use alcohol to disinfect instead of hating it?!"
"Hiss, rinsing with the water of life? I didn't expect you to be so ruthless, Chisa! You easily did what we couldn't do..."
"No, bro! Wait a minute... you're missing the point! What kind of weird calm reaction is that?!"
Chisa's reaction was understandable to everyone, but Iori's reaction was really a pain in the ass. No wonder the seniors called him a comedian, there was some truth to it.
Was that nerve welded there with steel bars...?
You better act like the male lead in a romantic comedy, with your eyes darting around, hands trembling, and rambling incoherently, and go explain yourself, you bastard!
Azure Sea World
"Fun fact: Although the water of life has a strength of 17, it's still just water, and its disinfecting effect is not as good as medical alcohol..."
"Is this the time for this kind of science popularization?! Senior Azusa! Help!! HELP—!!"
Iori completely disregarded her image, scrambling behind Azusa-senpai and gripping her shoulders tightly, curling up into a ball.
Then, trembling, she extended a finger and pointed in terror to another corner of the diving club: "I...I don't know what happened, but when I turned around, they looked like this..."
Following the direction he was pointing, Senior Zi's academic smile froze instantly, her expression turning complicated: "Seriously, what kind of hell on earth is this...?"
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