Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Hehe, I'm really sorry I have such an ordinary face."

"No... you call this face ordinary? How are we, the truly ordinary people, supposed to live? Are we just to be reincarnated?"

"Please, bro, have some self-awareness as a handsome guy! Otherwise, you'll always give us the illusion that I could do it too—and then we'll get a harsh reality check!"

Seeing Iori still obliviously saying on the screen that she was "ordinary-looking," the faces of all the onlookers instantly darkened, and they all broke down.

If Iori were to say that she is a pervert or an idiot, everyone would absolutely agree wholeheartedly, since that is an objective fact!

I could even add a few words for him...

The problem is, he seems completely oblivious to the fact that he's trying to categorize his looks as average?

If you just wore more clothes normally and didn't behave like a stray from the net of human evolution...

With that face alone, she would have been a hotshot on campus long ago. What does that have to do with being ordinary?!

Only Yamamoto, whom everyone loves, has an average appearance, okay?

"Then let's begin the first lesson of training." After properly training Iori, Busujima began Iori's formal training: "Guiding customers."

"The first thing you need to learn is how to receive guests, so please treat me as a guest for now..."

Iori immediately straightened up: "Understood! Lord Busujima!"

[Bukushima pretends to be a customer and enters, while Iori, who is already prepared, immediately steps forward, a professional fake smile instantly spreading across her face: "Welcome."]

[As soon as she finished speaking, Iori suddenly grabbed the hem of her soaking wet shirt, yanked it up sharply, and tossed it aside.]

Then, shirtless, he bowed to Busujima with utmost "gentlemanly" manners, offering a gentle yet polite smile: "Excuse me, are you alone, sir?"

Busujima silently reached out and pinched Iori's cheek, saying coldly, "Why are you taking off your clothes? Is this sexual harassment?"

Iori's face was pinched out of shape, and she could only manage a muffled explanation: "No...no! I just think...it's...very impolite to greet guests in soaking wet clothes!"

"This logic is simply unbelievable, but what's even more unbelievable is that I actually think what he said makes sense!"

"I guess I can say goodbye to the service industry for the rest of my life, but I might try a male escort club. I have the makings of a top host!"

Watching Iori's fluid and effortless undressing movements on the screen, the expressions of everyone watching the video became extremely complex. This wasn't an occupational hazard; it was clearly a post-war syndrome...

Especially this passive skill of taking off clothes, it's probably deeply engraved in its DNA and written into its underlying code, right?

Emiya Family's Meal World

"You might not believe it if I told you..." Rin Tohsaka seemed to have experienced some kind of intense mental shock, with an expression of existential doubt, and desperately covered her face with her hands.

"For a split second just now, I didn't even think there was anything wrong with his behavior!"

Just like you need to drink water when you're thirsty, wear clothes when it's cold, or die when you're murdered...

Everything seemed so natural!

“I believe you.” Shirou Emiya, standing beside him, smiled wryly, empathizing with the situation, and rubbed his aching temples with his fingers. “Because, to be honest… I don’t think I’ve noticed anything wrong either.”

The fact that Iori takes off his clothes to greet guests sounds outrageous, but when it comes to him, it doesn't seem wrong at all!

Isn't the most important thing when receiving guests to be honest and open? He's already taken his clothes off; hasn't he been completely honest? (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Hey! Don't talk like you're the only ones like this here, kid." Cú Chulainn crossed his arms as if he couldn't take it anymore and leaned his head back speechlessly.

"Even we conceptual Heroic Spirits couldn't see anything wrong with it, could we?"

To put it bluntly, these guys' ability to corrupt minds is comparable to all the evil in the world!

"so……"

Rin Tohsaka, regaining her composure, glanced at the screen with a subtle expression and thoughtfully remarked, "How long can this currently relatively normal Busujima-senpai hold out?"

"At this rate, she's probably not far from being assimilated by PaB's group."

"..." Upon hearing this, apart from Saber who was still eating, the entire Emiya family living room instantly fell into an eerie silence.

That Busujima senior, who still has common sense and a strong personality, shouldn't be assimilated by those extraordinary creatures from PaB, right?

Uh.

Thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem impossible!

Aina, who used to have relatively normal common sense, can now calmly face the memories of her youth with muscular men and mosaics.

"Change me into this uniform, then continue!" Busujima, barely suppressing the urge to strike again, grabbed a clean waiter's uniform from the side and tossed it angrily at Iori.

After putting her clothes back on, Iori bowed slightly and led Busujima to a seat nearby: "Guest, this way please."

After sitting down on Busujima, Iori turned around and brought over a glass of clear, cool water, placing it gracefully on the table in front of her. Her voice was gentle: "Your water, please enjoy."

"Um."】

The process went so smoothly that Busujima was almost relieved—however, that thought was quickly extinguished.

Under her questioning gaze, Iori suddenly reached into her pocket, pulled out a lighter, and a small orange flame instantly erupted!

[Then, with a nonchalant expression, he brought the leaping flame close to the rim of the glass, waving it back and forth above it, as if conducting some kind of safety check.]

[Bukushima suddenly reached out and pinched Iori's cheeks tightly again, pulling them apart forcefully: "What exactly are you trying to do by setting this on fire?!"]

Iori's face was distorted, and she could only utter indistinct sounds: "I just wanted to prove that this really is a glass of water."

"This inspection process is incredibly smooth and efficient, it's practically a textbook example of security inspection, so skilled it's almost heartbreaking."

"Using fire to prove it's a glass of water? I think that logic is ridiculously rigorous! Senior Busujima, no offense, but isn't your requirement a bit too demanding..."

Watching Iori's ignition action, which was etched into the DNA, even the people watching from outside the video nodded in agreement. See? That's what you call professional!

As we all know, there is only one way to verify if water is water: see if it can be ignited!

In extreme environments where PaB is consumed like water and oolong tea is a potentially flammable and explosive liquid.

Maintaining high vigilance and conducting flammability tests on any transparent liquid is the ultimate demonstration of a waiter's safety awareness!

So, Iori's actions were perfectly reasonable...

Chapter 1393 A scumbag's face always puts my mind at ease!

After witnessing Iori's series of baffling actions, Busujima clearly realized one thing: this guy's brain was probably beyond saving.

Since the internal software (service skills) isn't up to par, then we'll just have to train the physical skills (service skills) of the waiters...

So, when the store manager returned anxiously a little later, wanting to check on the training results, what he saw was a shocking scene that made his pupils dilate in shock—

[Iori was rooted to the spot in a half-squatting horse stance, with a heavy-looking dumbbell hanging from her neck and each of her wrists.]

[That's not all! His two hands were still steadily holding up the tray, which was piled high with water glasses—a full seven layers high...]

[Iori's entire body seemed to be on vibrate mode, trembling wildly from her fingertips to her calves at an extremely high frequency, her facial muscles contorted with extreme tension.]

[As the "commander" of all this, Sakurako Busujima sat comfortably in a chair to the side, elegantly crossing her legs.]

"Good, keep this position for 30 minutes, hang in there..."

"No...no...wait, wait a minute?! How...how long?! Thirty minutes?! Even the evil cane alien (Seven) wouldn't dare to scold someone like that!"

"Even applying for a coffee shop waiter job has become this complicated during onboarding training? No dog would do this job for less than 10,000 yen an hour, it's too difficult..."

Viewers with a normal, everyday worldview were dumbfounded as they watched Iori on the screen tremble wildly like a human vibrator, yet still manage to keep the cup tower from collapsing.

This is a true "feat" in the literal sense!

Is this really just a regular pre-job training session for a coffee shop server?

Is this some serious hardcore stuff?!

Although we all acknowledge that Iori's internal software is completely broken, but, Instructor Busujima...

Let's consider trying to salvage his "software," such as reinstalling the system.

The training methods for "hardware" skills are simply inhuman!

If he keeps training like this, he'll have to participate in underground fighting tournaments, and maybe even open a Ghost Ridge or something.

Magical Girl Illya World

"This guy really is... his arm strength is amazing!"

Watching Iori on the screen, standing in a perfect horse stance with heavy dumbbells hanging from her wrists, lifting a seven-tiered cup tower.

Even Rin Tohsaka, who was used to seeing Heroic Spirits and extraordinary events, was utterly shocked at this moment.

"Without magical enhancement or rune empowerment, he can achieve this level purely through his mortal body..."

"Is this guy even human?"

Without the magic touch, she wouldn't dare to do that!

If you don’t believe it, you can try it.

With two dumbbells weighing at least ten kilograms hanging from them, and arms that have to be straight to maintain balance—just maintaining this position for a minute is enough to kill you!

What's more, it was actually stacked with seven layers of glasses filled with water...

Rin Tohsaka gave a fairly objective assessment: "He's practically a Berserker, all he thinks about is muscles!!"

In fact, Ilya, standing to the side, was having the same thought, her eyes filled with confusion: "Is this Iori-senpai really not a cyborg who escaped from some Dai-Shocker organization?"

If you just put a suit on him, he could blend right in with the Showa era Kamen Riders...

Moreover, he's the kind of person who can shout "Henshin!" anytime, anywhere and run off to fight monsters.