There seemed to be a throbbing vein on Ms. Hiratsuka's forehead as she tried to maintain her last bit of trust in "humanity" as an adult and a teacher.

"Although Iori is a bit abstract, at least... at least he understands a little bit about human nature, right?"

Naked running or teaching people to drink flammable oolong tea—that kid Iori wouldn't go to such lengths.

"These words..."

Yukino Yukinoshita's eyes remained expressionless as she calmly retorted, "Teacher, do you believe it yourself?"

Hiratsuka Shizuka-sensei: "..."

All of Iori's past "glorious" deeds flashed through his mind in an instant, and in the end all his defenses turned into silence.

"Let me ask you something, for example." Having made up his mind, Busujima looked at Iori, who was being tortured: "If you were to chase after Otoya, what would you do?"

"Huh?" Iori was a little confused by this sudden assumption, but still answered sharply, "Then I'll definitely—confess directly!!"

In that instant, with Iori's "direct confession," a vivid and uncontrollable image flashed through Busujima's mind...

The scene is a classic romantic setting under cherry blossom trees. Iori, unusually, is dressed in what he considers to be a reasonably decent outfit, and his face displays what he believes to be his most affectionate expression.

"I'm not very good with words, so I might not be able to express my feelings very well... but my feelings for you are genuine!"

Iori excitedly clutched her chest, her eyes filled with a sincere confession: "Please let me do lewd things for you!!"

Thinking this, Busujima abruptly snapped out of her reverie. When she looked at Iori again, her eyes were icy cold, as if she were looking at some unrecyclable hazardous waste: "Tsk, scum."

[Iori retorted speechlessly, "What kind of outrageous confession scenarios have you imagined?!"]

"No, even though this is just Busujima-senpai's imagination, it does sound a lot like something you would say..."

"The only slightly unbelievable part of Busujima-senpai's imagination is probably Iori's poor communication skills—are you kidding me? She's a master of language arts!!"

Seeing Busujima's absurd yet slightly eerie imagination, the expressions of the people from other worlds became quite subtle. This imagination... actually seems quite reasonable!

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

"A direct confession is indeed a suggestion worth considering, but..." (Read thrilling novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

Looking at the scene imagined by Tokushima on the screen, Fujiwara Chika tapped her chin with her finger, her face full of struggle: "These confession lines are just too weird!"

It was such a romantic scene under the cherry blossoms, the atmosphere was all set, and then suddenly there's this line: "Please let me do something lewd to you"—

This is like throwing a handful of chili powder on a beautiful strawberry cake!

Iori-senpai, your unadorned confession is a bit too much...

Although Fujiwara Chika knew it was just Busujima's fantasy, the realism was so strong that she immediately became immersed in it!

This is definitely something Iori-senpai would say...

"A direct, straightforward confession..." Upon hearing this, Shirogane Miyuki, standing nearby, instantly broke out in a cold sweat, a chill running down his spine.

In his love-struck mind, which is full of calculation and strategy, this action is equivalent to taking off one's armor on the battlefield and shouting "Fire at me!"

What's the difference between this and infantry suicide bombing? It's practically a suicide attack!

However, putting the content aside, this decisive and ruthless approach does seem... to have a certain masculine quality.

Kaguya Shinomiya, standing to the side, was not as composed as she appeared. The teacup in her hand made a soft "clicking" sound, and her body trembled slightly uncontrollably.

Lord...should take the initiative to speak up? Like that...directly express your feelings?

The thought of the student council president confessing to me in that kind of... that kind of impactful, direct approach like Iori-senpai's—that would be absolutely awful!!

How to do? !

In that instant, Miyuki Shirogane and Kaguya Shinomiya, who desperately needed to gain recognition and security from a third party, achieved an unprecedented and subtle resonance in their brainwaves.

Almost simultaneously, the two of them abruptly turned their heads 0.7 degrees, turning their gazes toward the only "outsider" man present—Ishigami Yu!

"Ishigami (classmate), if it were you, what would you do?" the two asked in unison, their voices filled with an unusual synchronicity and urgency.

"Me...me??" Yu Ishigami, who was suddenly called out, pointed at himself blankly, clearly not expecting the flames of war to spread to him.

He subconsciously began to imagine: what if someone as dazzling as Otoya-senpai was standing in front of him... and he was going to confess his feelings to him...

In an instant, Ishigami Yu's face turned deathly pale, as if he had seen something extremely terrifying: "I'll probably... ask first, 'Please, wait a minute! Do you... do you have a penis?'"

"..."

Dead silence.

Miyuki Shirogane and Kaguya Shinomiya seemed to be hit head-on by an invisible shockwave, their entire bodies being sent flying by this "straight ball" that far surpassed Iori's level!

The pupils of both of them were trembling violently, their brains completely stopped thinking, and they were utterly unable to process this overly advanced "question".

This... this is some kind of hellish answer?!

At least Iori-senpai's opinion can be considered as a reference, but Ishigami's opinion doesn't even qualify as an opinion; it's completely worthless!

Chapter 1410 Three "Love Consultants"! They're all "experts"!

[After being stared at like trash by Busujima and then scolded, Iori's nameless anger flared up: "Then tell me, what would you do in my shoes?!"]

Busujima lightly tossed her long hair, then confidently struck a pose that accentuated her figure in an S-curve, displaying her arrogant physique: "Of course, I'll show you my weapon."

"Hmm... So that means..." Iori drawled out the meaningless part, then began to imagine a scene—

On a quiet, deserted street at night, Busujima approached Otoya with dazed eyes and said in a sickeningly sweet voice, "I... I think I'm a little drunk..."

[Yoto immediately stopped, his face filled with pure worry, and shouted anxiously, "Then let's hurry home, or we'll miss the last bus!"]

"I meant we should find a place to rest..." Before Busujima could finish speaking, Otsuya had already run off.

[Then, Busujima silently pulled a stun gun, crackling with blue arcs of electricity, from his designer handbag.]

Then, dragging the stunned Otoya, he walked step by step toward the inn by the roadside...

After ending her fantasy, Iori looked at Busujima with a mixture of pity and sympathy, shook her head, and admonished, "Using this kind of weapon is a crime." 27

"Hahaha, help—I can't take it anymore! What kind of mind is this?! Are you two having a contest to see whose fantasy is more outrageous?!"

"Hey bro! When Busujima-senpai said 'show your weapon,' she meant a sexy, direct approach! Not something you should take literally like getting a slap on the head!"

Watching Iori's imagined crime sequence, which went from "drunken seduction" to "stun gun kidnapping," the onlookers almost burst out laughing.

Just how convoluted is his thought process?

Only then can one interpret the phrase "revealing a woman's weapon" as literally "revealing a murder weapon"!

But that wasn't even the most outrageous part. What truly astonished and horrified everyone was—

Although their imaginations were completely different, they both had a strange sense of rationality!

Whether it's Iori's fantasy of Busujima's electric shock kidnapping, or Busujima's imagination of Iori asking her to do lewd things to him...

They all seem like things they themselves would actually do!

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"Iori-senpai!!"

With a loud bang, a figure shielded his head with his arms and smashed through the classroom window, leaping out amidst flying debris!

Two streams of tears of grief and indignation flowed from Yuuji's eyes as he sprinted across the campus, uttering heart-wrenching accusations.

"What kind of weird things have you been imagining, you jerk?!"

There's only one reason why this tough guy, who was known as a "demon" since childhood, would flee in such a panic—

Shoko Kirishima!!

The incident stemmed from Iori's fantastical fantasy on screen: "stunning someone and then dragging them to a hotel."

Shoko, standing next to Yuuji, fell into an eerie silence after watching the scene.

Then, she silently pulled out a stun gun from some unknown pocket, which was crackling with blue electric arcs.

Stunned...then dragged to the hotel...Yuuji...

This simple and direct approach seems to have opened a new world for her long-standing "Yuji capture plan".

Yuji, with his beast-like survival instincts, keenly sensed the unprecedented danger and determination emanating from Shoko!

The instinct for survival instantly overwhelmed everything! That's why he didn't hesitate to break the window and escape.

"Come over here..."

Just as Yuuji was running frantically down the corridor, feeling the murderous aura behind him getting closer and closer, a figure quietly appeared at a corner ahead.

Although the other person was wearing a black cloak that covered his entire body, Yuuji recognized him at a glance from the familiar figure and voice—Sugawa, the leader of FFF.

An ambush lies ahead, and pursuers are behind!

Although falling into the hands of the FFF group would also mean facing the risk of being "judged as heretics," the thought of Shoko, who had already entered "Special Grade Cursed Spirit" mode behind her...

Yuji steeled his resolve, gritted his teeth, and followed Sugawa into an abandoned storage room next door.

However, to his surprise, although the storage room had long been transformed into the secret base of the FFF group, they did not raise a torch against Yuuji, this "normie".

Instead, Sugawa pulled down his hood, revealing an almost tragic and solemn expression on his face, and said with a heavy heart, "Don't worry, Sakamoto!"

"This time, our FFF group stands by your side, because..."

"Even if we die, we will never let you step onto the ladder of adulthood and become a winner in life!!!" The members of the FFF group roared in unison, their eyes bloodshot.

Although the reason sounded incredibly ridiculous, it was like heavenly music to Yuuji's ears at that moment!

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