Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

“Iori is right, this guy is really troublesome! He's even more troublesome than Nobita when he asks Doraemon for help…”

Watching Kohei repeatedly switch between "devout believer" and "fierce demon" on the screen, the onlookers were speechless at this extreme display of mental instability.

He's too cowardly to even approach someone, yet he forbids others from doing so. What kind of baffling human behavior is this?!

My favorite idol has made it to the Budokan World Championships.

I can understand how he feels…

Eri Piao clenched her fists as if she were experiencing the same thing, her knuckles turning slightly white from the force, her eyes burning with the fervent light of a fellow believer.

"We really need to be fully prepared mentally!"

She was all too familiar with that feeling of her heart pounding in her chest, that complex mix of anticipation and fear, longing and dread!

Even for someone as seasoned as her, she still needs to adjust her breathing and make the most thorough mental preparations before each opportunity to meet her idol, Mai Nai, up close.

That is--

The realization that you'd be "so happy you'd die on the spot"!

“Th-that… Miss Eri…” Mr. Kumazo, who was quite plump, broke out in a cold sweat as he listened, and hurriedly took out a handkerchief to wipe the cold sweat that kept pouring from his forehead.

"Actually... I don't think it needs to be done so... extremely."

He knew all too well that Miss Eripiyo wasn't joking—

After all, she's known as a "legendary dangerous woman" in the fan community because she gets so excited just by seeing Maina that her nose bleeds.

For her, being mentally prepared to die just to say a word to her idol was 100% serious...

"What are you saying, Mr. Xiong Zuo!" Eri Piao turned around abruptly, slamming her hands on the table with a "bang," her eyes flashing with an unwavering determination.

“This is not extreme at all! Don’t you understand?!” She pointed to Kohei on the screen, her tone filled with almost solemn respect.

"That kid is currently experiencing the ultimate fantasy that all believers dream of—traveling with their idol!"

In such a sacred moment, it would be impolite to rush forward and strike up a conversation without being prepared for the possibility that one's heart might stop beating from overwhelming happiness...

That would be the greatest desecration of this miracle!

Gintama World

"I just can't do anything with these guys..." Gintoki scratched his messy natural curls with a hint of annoyance, his deadpan eyes full of disdain: "That's why virgins are such a hassle."

"What mental preparation? What anxiety? Do you think you're still a primary school student delivering love letters to the prettiest girl in the next class? How pathetic!"

That innocent romance trope is so outdated!

In this era, we should be like Lord Frieza, launching ruthless and precise direct attacks, right?

At this point, Gintoki instantly switched to Kohei's face, shouting into the air in an exaggeratedly devout tone, "Sashiburi da na, Natsuyo-sama! Can I have a... you know...?"

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"This is what we call the new era of idol worship!!"

"You're the one who's causing trouble, aren't you?!"

Shinpachi's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of sarcastic commentary) erupted instantly as if by reflex, and he slammed Gintoki's head hard onto the table with a dull thud.

"What do you mean, 'come on a beep'?"

"And why is it a metaphor from Lord Frieza? It makes absolutely no sense!"

"This isn't just being direct, it's nuclear-level sexual harassment, you idiot with curly hair!!"

"Ouch, ouch, ouch... What are you doing, Shinpachi?" Gintoki rubbed his head, which was throbbing from being hit, and innocently defended himself, "So-called fans, aren't they all just harboring this kind of burning delusion?"

"Even I, Gintoki, can't help but want to give that sweet 'beep' to her every time I see Ketsuno's weather forecast—!!"

Shinpachi's entire face was shrouded in shadow, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently...

Did this guy, who claims to be a male protagonist in the JUMP series, say something incredibly outrageous to readers across the country?

[Iori, thoroughly annoyed by Kohei, gave up on communication and simply grabbed him by the collar, dragging him to the front of the senior members.]

"You mean the girls..." Senior Tokita pointed to a tent nearby: "They went in to change their clothes first."

In an instant—

"Lord Natsuyo... is in here..." Kohei's gaze fell upon the tent beside him, his face contorting into a bizarre purplish-brown from the lack of oxygen.

"Don't imagine it, Kohei—!" Iori cried out anxiously, "You'll die!!"

"Calm down, take deep breaths with me."

Thanks to Iori's timely intervention, Kohei, who had suffered severe trauma, finally regained his respiratory function.

However, just then, a terrible sound suddenly came from the nearby tent...

"It's been so long since I've touched Ya's breasts~"

"Ugh, Azusa~ You made me make weird noises."

In an instant, Geng Ping, who had just regained some of his senses, collapsed to the ground, completely still, his face turning a deep purple.

At this moment, even the two seniors lost their composure, anxiously shouting, "Is there still a pulse?!"

"Kou-hei!! Even Tokita-senpai is panicking, just how serious is the situation...?"

"Still alive, right? He should still be alive, right? Even his breathing has turned from automatic to manual!!" (Read super-exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

As they watched Kohei fall straight down in the video, as if half of his soul had already left the scene, the expressions of the onlookers gradually shifted from the joy of watching the spectacle to genuine horror.

So, Kohei's earlier statement about his personality collapsing and "dying" wasn't a metaphor, but a realistic foreshadowing!

No wonder everyone says you have to be mentally prepared; it turns out you really have to be prepared to die. He's really willing to die for you...

Is this the "I'd be content to die in the evening if I heard the truth in the morning" otaku plus version?

It must be said that it is indeed keeping up with the times.

Thanks to the timely rescue efforts of several senior colleagues, Kohei miraculously escaped his fall from heaven and resumed his automatic breathing pattern.

After everyone had changed their clothes, the girls, who had already applied sunscreen, had been waiting on the beach for quite some time.

Meanwhile, Kohei's gaze swept across the group of girls like a radar, and his pupils suddenly contracted—Mizuki Natsuyo-sama wasn't among them!

"Could it be that Lord Xia Ye has encountered some misfortune!" Kohei's face instantly turned deathly pale, his mind already conjuring up all sorts of horrific scenarios of disappearance on a deserted island.

“No.” Senior Azusa calmly looked towards the beach not far away: “She said she wanted to take a walk on the beach, right over there.”

Everyone looked in the direction she pointed and saw that Mizuki Natsuyo was indeed standing on the beach not far away, seemingly being approached by a strange man...

"How dare you... hit on me?!" Kohei spat out these words through gritted teeth, his face contorting and contorting, the style instantly shifting to the terrifying aesthetics of Junji Ito.

The next second, there was a "whoosh" sound—

Where Geng Pingping had stood, only two deep footprints remained; he had vanished like a ghost.

Almost simultaneously, he appeared in front of Mizuki Natsuyo as if teleported, his arm gripping the neck of the stranger who was about to strike up a conversation like an iron clamp.

With a series of incredibly fluid grappling moves, he slammed his opponent hard into the sand!

"Bang—!!" A dull thud, accompanied by a spray of sand, silenced the entire beach.

Under the astonished gazes of the crowd, Kohei coldly flicked his wrist: "Execute..."

"Big brother, weren't you just in a critical state of barely breathing? And now you've transformed into a Super Saiyan?! Is this how you use adrenaline?"

"This...this art style is so terrifying, it's like it just crawled out of Junji Ito's pen...Seriously, Kohei! What kind of creature are you?!"

Watching Kohei complete the "lock-flash-execution" combo in a tenth of a second on the screen, the onlookers felt a wave of dizziness and their expressions were as if they had seen a ghost.

What's this--??

Is it a teleportation ability for each member of the Qiao family? Or is it spatial teleportation by some perverted disciplinary committee member?

While I understand your IQ might not be very high, isn't this combat power a bit ridiculously strong...?

Is this really the fighting power expected of a socially awkward otaku whose room only contains 18+ content? (Xi?)

Chapter 1434 Poison Island: Huh? This idiot has a girlfriend? Is Kohei a woman?

"What have you done?!" Iori scrambled over, repeatedly apologizing to the unfortunate soul who had been smashed into the sandpit.

"Sorry, this guy isn't very bright, he definitely didn't mean any harm..."

"You think an apology is enough..." The unfortunate fellow struggled to his feet from the human-shaped sandpit, grabbing Iori's outstretched hand menacingly.

However, the moment their eyes met, the air suddenly froze—

The next second, two roars filled with shock echoed across the deserted island: "It's you, you bastard—!!"

Iori collapsed to her knees, her face contorted in despair, clutching her head and wailing, "We finally got to come to this deserted island, why?!"

Just then, several familiar figures, having heard the commotion, peeked out from behind President Kudo.

[Sakurako Busujima looked at Iori, a familiar face in front of her, her expression strained.]

[Iori once again collapsed onto the beach in an "ORZ" pose, pounding her fists on the ground, her grief-stricken cries echoing throughout the bay: "They're all people I know!! '257'"]

"Seriously, what kind of deserted island is this? This is practically a 5A scenic spot masquerading as a wild place! It's packed with people!"

"Wow, the number of visitors to this deserted island is even greater than the weekend market back home. I feel like I could see vendors selling coconuts and sausages any second now."

Watching this historic meeting, which was comparable to an alumni reunion, the onlookers, even through the screen, deeply empathized with Iori's devastated state of mind.