Seeing the familiar scar above Ra's eye, Time Chicken already had a guess. After hearing Ra say his wish, he became even more certain of his guess, which is why he wanted to stop him from saying his wish.

"Do you remember? The four boys running in the sunset when the universe first began. How happy we were then!" La closed her eyes and continued with difficulty.

The video begins playing flashbacks, showing Ra running with a pink pig, a sheep, and a horse in the sunset.

"Who are you remembering?!" The three celestial beings were utterly speechless.

"Big brother, everyone else has changed except you. Are you serious about your memories?"

Seeing this, everyone was speechless again. What kind of time is this?! Even if you don't get to the point, at least be serious about reminiscing!

"Ah, right, about the staff..." Ra suddenly remembered to get to the point, then (Wang Li's) head turned sharply, his eyes turning into two X's: "Uh... I'm dead."

The air grew still, the scene turned black and white, and then the three celestial beings said angrily, "You haven't said anything about the staff!!"

"Damn it, I can't hold back anymore! I'm so anxious watching this, and now I just want to beat him up."

"Now I can finally understand how Nuwa felt when facing the River God—that feeling of being so angry you could go crazy, yet being powerless to do anything about it?"

"You don't speak when you should, and when you get to the point, you just shut up so easily. Are you trying to drive me crazy?!"

Shen Jianxin's World: A Heroic Spirit

Shen Jianxin, who had already joined Chunyang Palace, was banging his head against the pillars of the main hall, gritting his teeth: "You insist on using the tropes of martial arts movies, huh? If you want to use tropes, I'm the expert."

He was all too familiar with this scene. The Chunyang Manual had said that when you encounter someone like this, don't worry about anything else, just slap him twice, otherwise he won't learn his lesson.

Even people from other worlds, upon witnessing this scene, began to smash things in a fit of rage. Some overturned tables, others banged their heads against trees, and even passing dogs were slapped twice.

The important part?! I told you to get to the point sooner! Why did you die so abruptly?! You said so much but didn't get to the point, and then you stopped talking when you should have. What's the difference between this and being cut off from the story?!

Chapter 213 The Milky Way is also a river! The River God is actually a conceptual god?!

"Avenge our lord!!" Although Ra's death was somewhat swift and hasty, his subordinates refused to accept it and launched a fierce attack on the fleets of the gods, determined to avenge Ra!

Various small fighter jets took off, and artillery fire roared incessantly in the sky. Little King Kong, who had caused this situation, spread his arms wide, looked up at the sky, and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha! Fight! Let them all fight!!"

"Enough, Little King Kong." Xiao Qing stepped forward, somewhat uneasily extending her hand, trying to stop Little King Kong: "Give the staff back to them."

"No, I want to see the gods kill each other!" Little Vajra said in a low, slightly hoarse voice, directly refusing Little Green.

"Little King Kong is definitely being controlled by the magic staff. You know, he never refuses Xiao Qing's words! Perhaps this is related to the secret of the magic staff."

The thought of the staff made everyone grit their teeth again! "Why didn't you reveal the secret of the staff before you died? Otherwise, we wouldn't be so confused now."

Meanwhile, aboard Zeus's flagship, Athena frowned as she watched the war resume: "It's started again."

"Athena! It seems we were indeed wrong." Zeus stood up, his face grim, his voice low. After his death, Zeus seemed to have lost his usual vitality.

He then took the golden scepter and handed it to Athena, entrusting the universe to the next generation: "This scepter, symbolizing the power of the Western gods, is yours. End the sins committed by our generation in your own way."

After Athena received the scepter, Zeus handed over the reins of power to her, solemnly declaring, "From this moment forward, all the warriors of the Western gods will be under your command!"

"It's not surprising that these 650 wars have started again. After all, their chief god Ra died on Zeus's flagship. Could their subordinates just stand by and watch? They'd have to fight to the death."

"Athena has officially become the new chief goddess of the Western pantheon, but the current situation is a mess! Ra's subordinates are already bloodthirsty, and it's not something that can be stopped just like that."

Previously, Zeus planned to win over one of the gods to their side to balance the war! Now Zeus has given up the war and delegated power to Athena, but the subordinates he recruited have joined the war... so the situation is still three against one.

Athena's army alone was not enough to stop the armies of the three great gods.

Having just received the scepter and now commanding all the forces of the Western gods, Athena also recognized this problem and said with some difficulty, "Now that Ra's army has joined the battle, the situation is the same as at the beginning. At least three times the military strength is needed to stop this battle!"

That being said, where would they get three times the military strength? After all, if they did, the gods wouldn't have been waging war for thousands of years; they would have already swept through the territories of other gods.

Just as Athena was considering other solutions, the river god beside her spoke up with a smile: "Three times?! Yes, the Milky Way is a river too!"

Without the slightest hesitation, Athena, wielding her scepter, decisively commanded: "My warriors, obey my command and sail towards the Milky Way!"

"Our journey is to the stars and the sea!" Athena's flagship departed the battlefield and flew towards the vast Milky Way.

"Splash—" Accompanied by the sound of something falling into the water, the entire Milky Way emitted a dazzling light. The River God's body grew larger than the Milky Way itself, emerging from it and stretching out two hands.

"The River God... can be used like this?" Nuwa, the superior goddess, was completely stunned upon seeing this, utterly unaware that the River God possessed such abilities.

"Young Athena! Did you lose these Gold Saints? Or these Silver Saints?! Or these Bronze Saints?!"

As the River God finished speaking, three armies of Saint Seiya appeared from the Milky Way, along with three flagships!

People from other worlds who witnessed this scene instinctively dropped what they were holding without realizing it; this scene was simply too shocking for their worldview.

After all, who would have thought that a mere river god would actually be the most monstrous of all the gods! I originally thought he was just a minor regional god, only in charge of his own little territory, but it turns out he's a conceptual god!

"Holy crap!!! From now on, I must set up a shrine to the river god at home and worship it day and night. This is definitely a big shot coming to experience life."

"What a wonderful saying, 'The Milky Way is also a river.' I never thought that you, the River God with thick eyebrows and big eyes, were actually a conceptual god! Why don't you say that the River of Time is also a river... no, maybe he really did emerge from the River of Time."

"What's even more outrageous is that after he emerged from the Milky Way, his body became larger than the Milky Way itself... This is the true embodiment of the legendary ability to cover the sky with one hand and to hold the sun and moon and pluck stars from the sky."

"This is the legendary 'I think you are the river, and you are the river!' Back at La's research institute, I was wondering how he came out of the scientists' instruments. Turns out, he's a concept god! My apologies!!"

Damn, no wonder he's always smiling! He's so fearless and powerful, he can do whatever he wants wherever he goes! With that body bigger than the Milky Way, who could possibly harm him? It's just too absurd.

Lena from the Super God Academy: Heroes of the Three Kingdoms world swallowed hard, looking at the screen with a hint of fear. She tremblingly asked Sun Wukong beside her, "You don't have any local gods or anything like that, right? After all, even a river god is this monstrous!"

She's learned a lot now and no longer dares to underestimate those minor gods in Earth's mythology. Who knows, maybe the Earth God will suddenly say something like the universe is also land...

Sun Wukong looked at the trembling Lena and was speechless. If there were such gods on our Earth, would we allow outsiders like you to come and act so recklessly?

The angels of the Heavenly Court of Merlo were stunned, even the well-informed Queen Keisha was dumbfounded: "This... is this really something a god could do?!"

Queen Keisha simply couldn't comprehend his creation of three fleets out of thin air! Could it be that he could conjure three versions of anything thrown into the river?!

Meanwhile, the monsters in the world of Fox Spirit Matchmaker couldn't hold back any longer, staring blankly at the river god emerging from the Milky Way, all wondering the same thing!

Are you sure he's really a river god and not a creator god?! What kind of river god could be bigger than the Milky Way?! If he had that kind of power, why would he need to steal a magic staff?! Is he going to use it to pick his teeth?

The Third Young Master of Aolai, a small, glowing golden statue from the East China Sea, also twitched at the corner of his mouth: "This is... going too far!"

In the world of Under One Person, Wang Ye of Wudang Mountain silently gazed at the several statues of deities within the Taoist temple, a dangerous thought rising in his mind! Perhaps… he should change them?!

Given the river god's amazing abilities, he had no doubt that he could emerge from any river in his world.

Zhang Chulan, on the other side, was equally stunned by this scene. Then, a thought flashed through his mind and he realized one of the plot holes: "With the River God's abilities, why bother fighting over the divine staff? Just copy three staffs and divide them up!" (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

Wouldn't all the problems be solved simply by throwing the staff into the river? And there are three different styles to choose from.

100,000 Cold Jokes World

"Holy crap, this River God is way too outrageous!" Nuwa felt her worldview collapse when she saw this scene, and realized that she had only just truly come to know the River God!

Unexpectedly, besides being infuriating, he also had this kind of ability. Without thinking, he picked up his phone and made a call.

"Hello, Lady Nuwa, what can I do for you?"

Hearing this unhurried voice, Nuwa instinctively felt a pang of pain in her liver, but she still resisted the urge to hang up and said, "River God, why didn't you say so sooner if you had this ability?!"

"Lady Nuwa, you didn't ask!"

Nuwa subconsciously scratched a crack on her phone screen and gritted her teeth, saying, "River God, next time, if you have something important to say, say it first."

"But Lady Nuwa, this isn't anything important. It's just my job." The River God was still smiling, but after saying that, he realized he hadn't heard a response, so he glanced at his phone screen.

"Oh dear, when did it hang up..."

Little did she know that on the other end of the phone, Nuwa's phone had once again turned to dust. She realized that every time she talked to the River God, she felt like she was wasting a phone. She then said helplessly, "Why are all the male gods these days so weird?!"

Meanwhile, in the western universe, after witnessing the river god's performance, Zeus, not to be outdone, relentlessly pressured Athena to marry him: "Look at this young man, he's good-looking, capable, and has a good temper! He's a civil servant, working within the system. Most importantly, he can drive. He's definitely a perfect match for you, and you're not getting any younger..."

"Enough, Dad!" Athena interrupted his marriage-urging with a dark expression: "Why is the key thing that you have to know how to drive?! I can drive too, okay? I'm just not very good at it."

Not familiar at all?! That's all?! Zeus looked at Athena speechlessly. Didn't she know her own situation?! He had only noticed that his daughter didn't seem to dislike the river god, and was considering whether he could act as a matchmaker or something...

P.S.: Thanks for the monthly tickets, encouragement, and rewards! Seeing them gave me immediate motivation, and this story is almost finished!

Should we write a first part of "Ten Cold Jokes"? After all, Li Jing's kindness to Nezha in that story is enough to make other Li Jings feel ashamed! The idea of ​​someone catching a blade bare-handed 100% of the time seems pretty interesting.

Chapter 214 The strongest Xiao Qing in the universe knocks down Xiao Jingang with a single slap!

"Let us end this war!" Athena, with an army three times the size of the river god's, charged straight into the main battlefield with unstoppable momentum.

The main ship rammed head-on into the enemy, initiating a melee. During the battle, the River God, wielding his golden and silver axes, joined forces with Athena, Thor, and others to hold the line. The battle was over in no time, leaving Nuwa stunned: "They actually... used their numerical advantage to forcefully end the battle."

The hand-to-hand combat in the sky had ceased, and the ships had returned to their respective fleets, facing each other. Then, a beam of red light shot from the planet's surface, shattering one of the ships.

"Rumble—"

Following the red light to its end, Little King Kong, holding a divine staff, his eyes bloodshot, arrogantly declared, "You think this is the end?! I'm the main character, okay?"

Then another beam of red light cleaved the silver flagship in two. Seeing this, the Northern God Hong Qigong roared, "What are you waiting for?! Counterattack!!"

[The cosmic artillery fire shifted its focus, aiming at the little King Kong below, and countless red projectiles rained down like a storm!]

"Boom—" But for Little King Kong, who possessed the power of the divine staff, it was nothing more than a drizzle! With a gentle wave of his arm, he deflected the cannon fire towards the tallest building in the distance.

However, Little King Kong's actions brought immense suffering to the people of this planet. The gods' bombardment was nothing short of annihilation for ordinary people, leaving them utterly powerless to resist!

"Aaaaaah... Run!..." The entire planet was engulfed in gunfire, buildings reduced to ruins. Terrified screams filled the air; in an instant, it had become a living hell.

"Is this all the gods are capable of?! Hahaha!" Little King Kong spread his arms wide, mocking arrogantly, looking at the ground engulfed in constant gunfire with apparent disdain!

"From this moment on, the real war begins! As the saying goes, 'to fall behind is to be attacked.' Ordinary people are nothing but ants before the power of this natural disaster..."

"What kind of protagonist is this?! The root cause of all this was actually Little King Kong. There were several opportunities before that the war could have been completely avoided!"

"Who could have imagined that all of this originated from a mortal? But! This mortal was able to turn the situation into this way, and even get the other great gods to cooperate."

Seeing Little King Kong's arrogant behavior, everyone understood that Little King Kong was now completely controlled by the power of the divine staff.

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