But I have to say, it's actually pretty good! This Super Saiyan version of Little King Kong is really cool!
Meanwhile, things weren't peaceful at the Na Du Tong company either. After seeing this scene, Feng Baobao insisted on getting her hair dyed, and the Xu brothers were trying their best to comfort her!
"Super Saiyans have appeared! I'm sure there will be Naruto or One Piece next!" What puzzled Zhang Chulan the most was how Little King Kong used the seven Calabash Brothers-like abilities on his gloves to create that golden flame.
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"Isn't this my stingy boss?! No wonder Little King Kong looked familiar! I felt like I'd seen him somewhere before!" Time Chicken was startled when he saw Little King Kong with his hair turned golden!
I never imagined that my boss, the former Time and Space Manager, would actually be Little King Kong. Given his dislike of gods, he'd be making things difficult for me every day! No wonder I always work more than I rest and don't get any commission!
"No, I have to complain about him! I'll accuse him of taking revenge..." Time Chicken said, just about to complain about his boss and get a raise! Otherwise, he'll be unable to afford the mortgage.
Just as Time Chicken was about to act, it suddenly froze. Who should I complain to?! Should I complain to Little King Kong about Little King Kong?! Who here is accusing this official?
"Is this the secret weapon you were talking about?" The Dark Side propped himself up, looking at Little King Kong floating in the air.
[Little King Kong didn't answer, but instead pressed a button on his glove. His body began to grow enormous, and with a single punch, he sent the Dark Side flying, leaving a deep gash in the ground.]
[Little King Kong gave him no chance to breathe, shrinking in size and unleashing flames from his right leg as he kicked him squarely in the chest, sending the Dark Side flying into the air!]
[Then he used another ability of the glove; his gloved right hand, flowing with water, was pressed against the chest of the dark side, and the water instantly turned into ice, freezing him completely.]
After completing all this, Little King Kong landed on the ground and pressed another button on his glove. His entire body began to turn as solid as iron, and he leaped forward, shattering the ice on the Dark Side's body!
"Aaaaah—" Under this barrage of attacks, the Dark Side could only let out a scream before its body returned to normal size and it crashed to the ground. Little King Kong landed in front of it. [Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!]
"Speaking of which... why can't the Staff of God defeat the gauntlet created by its own power?! Did Ra add some kind of strange black technology to it?"
"Little King Kong's smooth combo is impressive! He completely utilizes the principles of physics, giving him a hot-cold alternation before delivering a powerful punch."
But people from other worlds who witnessed this scene still wanted to ask, "How come you're so skilled at this?!"
Even though it was only the first time he had worn these gloves, he used the ability with such familiarity that he had even thought of his combos, as if the ability itself belonged to him!
"Why are you helping those gods?! Don't you hate them the most?" The Dark Side was filled with doubt. Born from Little King Kong, the Dark Side naturally knew how much Little King Kong hated the gods.
"It's not their fault they're gods." Having experienced so much, Little King Kong has become less narrow-minded.
"I am your incarnation; you planted the seed of hatred! I merely allowed it to sprout and grow into a great tree," the dark side tried to persuade Little King Kong to stop obstructing him.
"A lifeless tree, a withered log, we'll tear you apart together!"
"You?!" The dark side was puzzled; weren't the other gods already unconscious?
[Then Little King Kong raised the glove and continued, "These gloves are just to get your attention."]
The Dark Side immediately turned around in surprise, only to see Ra, Athena, and the others standing outside a closed door inside the now-half-finished research institute!
"The real secret weapon is here!" La said, pressing the wing in her hand onto the fingerprint lock next to the door.
"Beep...beep!!" The combination lock flashed red, indicating that the fingerprint did not match.
"Ah! I forgot, my hands haven't developed yet!" La exclaimed in a panic, looking at her hands.
"Are your hands a product of puberty?!" Athena (Wang Lihao), the designated吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) specialist, immediately chimed in.
"Pfft... Hahahaha, Athena is right, why do your hands develop from wings?!"
"I never imagined that the reason they failed would be because they couldn't open the door to the secret weapon. If word got out, people would laugh at us to death."
"Next time, let's not set up fingerprint unlock. Just use the key. It's simple and plain, but it can still open the door."
What puzzles everyone the most is why the left and right hands that were used to pull each other when they were little would have wings. Is it possible that these hands are a product of puberty and need to develop a second time?
In the world of "100,000 Cold Jokes," La Zheng silently looked at his left and right hands. "When did these hands develop?" he wondered. "It's been so long, I've forgotten."
"Let's replace the research institute's main entrance with a key or a password..."
He didn't want to see the world destroyed because he couldn't unlock the secret weapon; he was too embarrassed to say such a ridiculous reason aloud.
P.S.: The next chapter will end with Little King Kong and begin with the 10 Cold Jokes Movie, which will fill in the gaps left by Time Chicken and Little King Kong!
Chapter 218 I'm sorry, Xiaoqing! I can't help you fulfill this wish.
Although he faltered at the crucial moment, Thor proved reliable enough to slam his hammer into the ground, sending a small electric current that bypassed the fingerprint lock!
[As the door to the secret weapon opened, it revealed a pitch-black void within, capable of devouring everything… a mind-blowing space?!]
"The final blow!" Little King Kong saw the door open and realized it was time. He then put the glove to his mouth and gently bit it, and his arm instantly turned jet black and enormous, shimmering with a metallic sheen: "Grow bigger!!"
"Withered tree, withered tree, fallen—shaved bare, skin dead and peeling off!!" Little King Kong shouted incomprehensible lines, waving his enormous fists and, with continuous shouts, punching the dark side into the deepest part of his mind.
"We won!" After doing all this, Little King Kong landed beside the gods, reaching out to tug at his long golden hair. "I just don't know if Little Green will like my new look."
"I'm so upset... He's probably still bothered by Xiaoqing's words, 'I hate the way you are now.' He must still have psychological trauma from that."
"What is Little King Kong shouting about?! Dead wood, dead wood fall?! And shaved bald?! This is just nonsense, it has absolutely nothing to do with this move."
Some people who had vaguely guessed what was going on based on Little King Kong's actions and lines remained silent. Don't think they won't recognize it just because it's transliterated; isn't that Wang Luffy's line?
Good grief, you really don't hold back when it comes to popular anime. And are you looking down on Naruto and Bleach?! We've already defeated the boss, so hurry up and add it before it ends.
Who's going to read such a short clip? If foreigners see it, they'll think we're ignorant. Let's have another one, one for each of us!!
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"Oh ho ho ho—as expected of my little Vajra, you really have some skills." In the hospital, to hide the blush on her face, Xiao Qing stood on the hospital bed and let out a classic queenly laugh.
How could she not like this?! It's absolutely awesome! She really wants to go on an adventure with this little powerhouse and save the universe together.
"You little rascal, what TV series have you been watching lately?" The old dean was already used to Xiaoqing's occasional imitations of TV dramas. As long as she wasn't hanging around aimlessly with Xiaojingang, everything was fine.
[At this moment, a narrator's voice rang out: "And so, thanks to the efforts of Little King Kong and the others, the universe... was once again at peace."]
At this point, even the end credits started rolling.
"You really are an actor!! Even the end credits were rolling, couldn't you just end it there and leave us with a happy ending?!"
After seeing the end credits, everyone felt it was too jarring; someone unfamiliar with the situation might have thought they were watching a blockbuster movie! However, it's clear that the audience was too optimistic.
Just when everyone was looking forward to the new episode, the video, which was about to end, took another turn.
[A gigantic hand emerged from the pitch-black brain hole, forcefully pressing down the end credits. Two enormous hands gripped the gods: "Did you think I was some ragtag villain who just disappeared after being punched into a brain hole?"]
"Let me show you gods the true nature of this world!" After capturing the gods, the giant hand retracted back into the mind's eye!
[Little King Kong gasped for breath. After a moment's internal struggle, his face was covered in sweat, but he finally jumped in after him.]
"Little King Kong..." Xiao Qing, inside the planet, suddenly had a bad feeling and looked up at the sky.
"Holy crap... they actually did that?! They just abruptly cut off the ending credits, which was supposed to be the end. Adding more screen time for themselves is ridiculous! It's like they're pulling out keys, it's utterly absurd."
"That's going too far. I've seen things interrupt the background music, but I've never seen anything interrupt the end credits."
Upon witnessing this scene, everyone in the other worlds was utterly astonished. They now understood what it meant to have something even more outrageous than the last—it was simply unbelievable! Who had ever seen anything that could forcefully cut the ending credits? This was practically breaking the fourth wall!
"The essence of this world?! What essence could this world possibly have? Isn't it just a collection of memes made up of silly energy and吐槽 energy? I already said that before."
Thinking of this, everyone couldn't help but cover their faces, remembering this seemingly ridiculous worldview. No matter how many times they thought about it, they still felt it was unscientific.
However, this also taught them one thing: they must develop the good habit of closing doors behind them! Closing the door might have prevented any problems.
[In the space of the mind-bending confinement, it was pitch black, with dark clouds surrounding them. The people who had entered were constantly falling!]
"They actually dared to chase after us." The Dark Side was quite surprised. Born from Little King Kong, he naturally knew what kind of person Little King Kong was! He wouldn't risk his life for anyone other than Little Green.
"Eeeeeeeah!!" Little King Kong's entire body glowed with golden light as he accelerated his descent, quickly catching up with the Dark Side and unleashing a full-force punch: "What?!?"
The full-force punch was easily blocked by the Dark Side, who admired his courage but said, "Unfortunately, you chose the wrong enemy and the wrong battlefield."
The surrounding environment began to change. The dark clouds, which had seemed to have been burned away by fire, disappeared, replaced by sheets of draft paper. Even the colors on the river god and his companions began to fade, transforming into a simplified art style.
"The color is gone?!" Little King Kong exclaimed in horror as he discovered he had turned white, and all his original color had vanished.
“At the very bottom of this mind-bending concept lies the origin of your universe. Time and space are in chaos here. Your situation will gradually disintegrate due to dimensional reduction.”
As the dark side spoke, the falling figures lost all color, as if they had been reduced to two-dimensional paper figures!
"Wow, it's so 3D!" Even at this moment, the River God still cheerfully put on his 3D glasses, showing absolutely no sign of anxiety.
"It's you two-dimensional beings who have no depth." As the camera panned, Little King Kong and the others indeed turned into paper figures, completely invisible from the side.
The dark side grabbed Little King Kong's hand and crumpled it into a piece of paper. Then, he crumpled Little King Kong and the entire thing into a ball and threw it away like a piece of waste paper: "2D is outdated!"
Fortunately, Thor caught him, and the crumpled King Kong was unfurled by Thor: "I never imagined he had such power even in the realm of imagination."
"Hey River God, where did you get those 3D glasses from?!"
"This is the legendary 'dimensional reduction attack,' forcefully transforming something from three-dimensional to a 2D form! Is this Dark Side an artist? Why does it look so familiar..."
"If what the dark side says is true, then the essence of this world is a comic book or even a movie created by humans, which is why they have degenerated into paper drafts!"
This scene was indeed hard for people from other worlds to accept, making them question whether their own worlds were essentially the same. Were they truly living, breathing human beings, or merely so-called two-dimensional beings?
The colors on their bodies gradually disintegrate, and as they fall, they continuously decrease in dimension. So what kind of existence will they become in the end?
"That world has such an imaginative concept; even the form of life in it is questionable."
It must be said that these words from the dark side are indeed thought-provoking. What makes you think that the universe you live in wasn't created by someone else?
"Who says anime and manga can't have depth? Are you looking down on Orange Fragrance?!" Miao Tiao Jun from the Super Beast Armed World was displeased after hearing this, holding Orange Fragrance dolls in both hands. Isn't this full of depth?
There might even be some otaku who are constantly calling out "Husband! Wife!" to anime characters!
"There's another way to send him back." He pulled up Little King Kong's right hand, which was crumpled into a ball: "The seventh button on the glove."
"You mean the seal?!" Little King Kong understood what Ra meant!
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