Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

The thug hiding behind the big tree was the ultimate吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical commentary), immediately starting to complain after seeing this scene: "Where's the tension?! The tension has completely disappeared! Why are they using the rules of Ludo (a board game)?"

"If you're unlucky, you could spend the whole day here."

"This comment is so accurate and perfect. Forget about the tension, if any of these thugs walk over and stick together, I would feel like they're out having fun with two kids."

The atmosphere didn't convey any sense of impending doom; it felt more like a holiday outing.

Then everyone saw that familiar thug again, and a twitch appeared on their lips. "Dude, you're really persistent! How long are you planning to follow me?"

"Three points! Success! The seal is behind the door." As Nezha and the others successfully rolled the correct number, the door opened!

The scene behind the door came into view: a wooden stake radiating golden light, upon which sat a POS machine, and a credit card floating in the air.

"Congratulations! Children! You've made it out of the maze!" Suddenly, a Mediterranean-looking elderly man in a Tang suit and sunglasses appeared out of nowhere!

[The thug muttered to himself, "What's there to congratulate? This maze isn't confusing at all, okay?"]

"It really is a credit card!! And it's a China Merchants Bank credit card... The worst part is they even thoughtfully provided a POS machine here. Aren't you afraid someone will max out your credit card?!"

"Hahaha, that little rascal hit the nail on the head! This maze isn't confusing at all! It's just an ordinary amusement park!"

"Who is this old man?! He seems to be hiding something. Could he be a powerful deity in charge of guarding the seal?"

Everyone was worried about how to unseal their credit cards after getting them back! Now, thankfully, they've even thoughtfully provided a POS machine. Now there's no need to guess; just swipe your card!

And China Merchants Bank has even opened branches there?! And Little King Kong too! You've become a time and space manager, and even you have to apply for a credit card... How difficult must your life be?

However, this old man doesn't seem to be simple either; he must be a powerful guardian, otherwise how could there be no traps here?

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"Could this old man be a god born in the future of this world? In charge of this seal? But he looks quite ordinary." Athena couldn't figure out what was so special about this old man. She had never seen such a being before.

However, the fact that Little King Kong can keep it here suggests that it has some special qualities; perhaps it's to prevent others from misusing his credit card.

The old man stood before the seal, speaking mysteriously to the two: "Before breaking the seal, I hope you can answer one question honestly."

Why do you want to break this seal?

"I want to be a normal kid again." Nezha's eyebrows curved sadly. "That way I won't get into trouble! And Daddy will like me even more."

"Nezha...is there a possibility that you haven't noticed, but even in your current state, doesn't Li Jing still love you very much?"

Don't you even think about why your father got involved and risked his life there? It's all because you wanted to help Nezha!

Although Li Jing kept saying, "You unfilial son, you've caused trouble again," he only said it in words. Did he ever punish you for even a moment?

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"Nezha, so this is how you see your father! Even if you are like this, you are still my precious son, Li Jing!" Li Jing did not expect Nezha to have such thoughts. He had always thought that Nezha was a strong child.

Besides, whether you cause trouble or not is a matter of personality, what does it have to do with your physical condition?! Even if you are physically small, if you have a bad personality, you will still cause trouble and make a mess of things everywhere.

Looking at Nezha playing on the beach below, Li Jing didn't say much. There were some things his father couldn't say, but he was very satisfied that Nezha was growing up healthy. No matter what, you are my child, Li Jing of Chen Tang Pass!

"I see! And what about you?" the mysterious old man turned to Snow White and asked.

Snow White smiled and revealed her reason for wanting to break the seal: "I want Pinocchio to have his wish granted, to become human!"

"Although...although this means we'll have to separate, since this is Pipi's wish, I hope he can find happiness."

"You two are here to show off your love, aren't you?! I have to say, Snow White is really gentle, no wonder so many people like her!"

"I'm devastated. To fulfill the wish of a lover, even if it means separating from him, is this the ultimate love-struck person? Aren't they afraid of digging for wild vegetables?"

Look at Snow White, how virtuous she is! Pinocchio is so lucky to have fallen in love with Snow White!

The mysterious old man sighed, "I've met many people, each with their own motives, trying to break the seal. But they're all after their own interests."

"It's good that only the two of you are doing this for someone else's happiness!"

"Grandpa! Are we qualified to break the seal now?" Nezha asked excitedly upon hearing the old man's question.

"How would I know?!" The mysterious old man shrugged helplessly. "I was just passing by and happened to see you trying to break the seal, so I was curious and asked about your purpose."

"Whether I'm qualified or not? How would I know? I'm just passing by." With that, the old man leaned on his cane and left.

Upon seeing this scene, everyone burst into laughter, unable to stop laughing! It was so funny, so beyond their imagination. That world truly lived up to its reputation as a place filled with memes and吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or witty remarks), it was truly mind-blowing.

"Hahaha, that's hilarious... But you were so mysterious just now. You're just a passerby, don't be so dramatic... Haha, I was just passing by, that line is brilliant... Hahahaha!"

"What am I expecting... The old man is already so old, yet he still does things so unpredictably. I really admire him."

They were laughing their heads off. They thought this old man was some kind of guardian of a divine artifact, but who would have thought he was just a complete passerby?

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"So he's just a passerby!! Then why did you act like a guardian and ask so many questions!" Athena, who was in charge of the吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) role, completely lost her composure. She had thought he was some future god or something, but he was just a passerby. If he was a passerby, he shouldn't have acted so dramatic!

"And this place is in the middle of nowhere, old man, where are you going to pass by?!"

You're not a passerby at all! Asking so many questions. Why don't you just say you're here to buy soy sauce and watch the drama unfold? You're already so old, stop wandering around like this!

Athena was already a bit tired. The mysterious old man who suddenly appeared here, she thought he was the guardian of the artifact coming out to test Nezha and Snow White, but she didn't expect him to be just a passerby. Is there really such a dramatic passerby? Two...

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"So he was just a passerby!!" The thug couldn't hold back anymore. "Calm down! Just quietly follow them. Wait for the right moment..."

"So what?! They've already reached the finish line. What have I been doing all this time?" The thug's face darkened, and he looked like he was about to cry.

"Hahahaha, let me laugh for a bit... You've been following me all this way and still haven't made a move. Going back to your old class would be much better than this."

"It's obvious you've been following me the whole time!! What else could you be doing?! You've said that so many times and you still haven't given up."

This was arguably the longest-living hoodlum they had ever seen. It was hard to say whether to call him dedicated or persistent... He followed them from start to finish without lifting a finger, spending the entire time just complaining.

And isn't there a lot of flaws along the way?! If all else fails, you could just throw a knife from 800 meters away. I'd consider that you've already made a move, instead of still being a bystander.

The scene shifts to the most pitiful duo, Li Jing and Pinocchio, who are now panting as they run out of the maze. Pinocchio pulls out his Xiaomi phone to check the time: "Perfect timing!!"

Looking at the massive, square, emerald-green building ahead, Li Jing and Pinocchio walked to the lower entrance. Inside the small doorway, a long flight of stairs lay before them.

"The seal is in the very center of this temple!" Pinocchio exclaimed happily, and then he was about to go inside.

"Wait!" Li Jing reached out to stop Pinocchio, saying cautiously, "The Time Chicken said there are many traps here!"

"That was close!" Pinocchio, who had been stopped, realized there was an infrared beam where he was about to step. Looking ahead, he saw a dense array of infrared beams!

At the end of the road, there was an ordinary padlock with a key in it. Pinocchio exclaimed in surprise, "This key is really hard to pull out!"

"No... it's just that you two are having a hard time pulling it out. I was wondering why it was so difficult for you two! Snow White and the others are playing! You two are playing too, but you're playing with your lives."

"Damn! General Li is so knowledgeable, he even knows about infrared technology, and he set up such a complicated trap right at the finish line, it's obviously a deliberate attempt to target us!"

The duo of Li Jing and Pinocchio are truly miserable. The difficulties encountered by the other two teams combined don't even come close to the number of traps they face on their journey. Anyone who didn't know better would think they had offended Little King Kong.

And could you please respect this ancient building? Look at these rustic stone steps, why are you installing high-tech infrared lights?! It doesn't match the architectural style at all. Shouldn't it be fitted with some more retro and traditional traps, like bows and arrows, sharp knives, or huge rolling stones?

What's even more baffling is that it's really necessary to go to such lengths and set up so many traps just to protect a cheap, five-yuan lock and key! Give me twenty yuan and I can buy you four locks; these traps are more suitable for protecting credit cards…

[Due to the infrared beams, Li Jing and Pinocchio could only crawl forward on the ground. Li Jing, lying in front, spoke with some concern: "Brother Long Nose, you absolutely mustn't lie at this time!!!"]

"I have no interest in that at all!!" Pinocchio exclaimed angrily after hearing this.

"Ugh!!"

Then, Li Jing's scream, a mixture of pain and apparent pleasure, echoed throughout the square maze!

Upon witnessing this scene, everyone reached out and covered their buttocks, a chill running down their spines. They swallowed hard, some too frightened to watch the video any longer.

"Gulp...!! No way, it can't be what I'm thinking, right? If Pinocchio's nose grows longer when he lies, then wouldn't Li Jing in front of us be...!!"

"The fact that his nose is elongated means it was a lie. Does that mean Pinocchio was actually interested in that kind of thing? I never expected that! Tsk tsk, I really underestimated him!"

Everyone certainly got to see something amazing; they never expected to witness such a spectacular scene. However, Pinocchio's nose is probably ruined; he'll need a new one. As for Li Jing… he should probably just move on to another world; he's already socially dead.

And General Li, your scream just now sounded a bit off. There was a hint of pleasure in it! You must have misheard! You must have misheard.

The Legend of Nezha: Prequel World

"Listen to those screams, how much pain must they be in?! And the psychological damage might be even worse, they've completely lost face."

Although Nezha disliked his father, after witnessing this scene, even he felt ashamed to face anyone! As the saying goes, family scandals should not be aired in public, and he now felt that people were looking at him strangely.

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"I never imagined that I, a man of such brilliance, would lose my integrity in my old age. How can I, Li Jing, ever face anyone again?!" Li Jing placed his long sword against his neck, ready to slit his own throat at the slightest provocation.

"Daddy! Stop!" Nezha cried out as he ran over, reaching out to hug Li Jing.

"You unfilial son, stop right now!" Then, to Li Jing's horrified gaze, Nezha's large hands struck his waist, and he was sent tumbling uncontrollably, eventually embedding himself in the wall.

Nezha scratched his head a little embarrassedly: "Oops! Looks like I've gotten into trouble again. Daddy, are you alright?"

"It's nothing serious, I'm used to it!" Li Jing coughed up blood and propped himself up. His gaze became vacant; so be it, he didn't care anymore.

The suicide attempt was just a pretense to cover up the awkwardness! After all, Nezha is still young and always causing trouble; who would take care of him if he died?

However, if he were to see the long-nosed guy again, he would definitely cut off his nose first, otherwise he would never dare to walk in front of him again. The scene just now had already given him psychological trauma.

Li Jing's screams even drew the attention of the disoriented Queen Witch, who asked in confusion, "What was that sound?"

"Brother Long Nose, you go first." Li Jing rubbed his backside, his face darkening.

Pinocchio quickly began to defend himself: "I already said it wasn't on purpose!!"