Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Security checks are required to enter Tushan, please understand!" The fox demon girl with the sign "Customs" on it said with a smile.

The perverted old man had already started taking off his clothes and excitedly asked, "Shall I search you?!"

"Just go through the security checkpoint." The well-informed fox spirit ignored them and gestured to the crowd with five passes... "Also, for those of you coming for the first time, the pass processing fee is 5 yuan."

Bai Yuechu's expression changed drastically upon hearing this: "What! I have no money, but you can take my life!"

Five yuan is a huge sum of money for him!! It's not worth exchanging it for just a few passes... Besides, the powerful and wealthy leader of Tushan shouldn't hold it against him, right?

"Make a note and put it on the books." Tu Shan Ya Ya said, turning her head. In her business, she'd take every penny, even from a passing goose. Not a single cent less!

"That perverted old man truly lives up to those words. Luckily, the fox spirit girl has seen it all, otherwise she would have called the police in a heartbeat."

"What?! The pass costs a whopping 5 yuan?! This is going to kill Bai Yuechu. Knowing his personality, there's no way he'd pay that."

This also means that Bai Yuechu needs to stick together 2,500 medicine bags to raise the money for the pass.

Everyone's lips twitched when they heard Tu Shan Ya Ya's bookkeeping. Couldn't someone as wealthy as her save 5 yuan?! Was it really necessary? This young man was already frighteningly poor.

The World Under One Person

"Security check... processing fee, do you think this is a tourist area?" Wang Ye's lips twitched upon hearing this. Although he had thought about how to protect his territory if monsters came to modern society.

Wang had considered barriers and formations! But he hadn't imagined this unexpectedly simple method—going through security! Wasn't that a bit too down-to-earth? How was a swordsman carrying a precious sword supposed to get in…?

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

"Five taels of silver, give it to me." Tu Shan Rongrong reached out her hand directly to Dongfang Yuechu, and one money-making method after another kept popping up.

"Damn it! Why should I pay back the money he owes?" Dongfang Yuechu's expression changed drastically. Wasn't this going to kill him? And wasn't the debt supposed to be repaid later? How come it's reversed now, becoming money owed in the future that I have to pay back in the past!

"Here you go! I don't have any change right now, so I won't give you any. Consider it as your future spending money." Tu Shan Rongrong smiled and used her fox-mind technique to pull out a large silver note from Dongfang Yuechu.

Dongfang Yuechu gritted his teeth, vowing that he would definitely incur a huge debt! He would make his future self pay it back, otherwise he would be at a loss.

Chapter 269: I didn't break it, so I'll just fix it casually!

Knowing he had lost his five-yuan fortune, Bai Yuechu entered Tushan with an extremely resentful expression, looking at everyone with disdain.

Then, using a lollipop, Su Su successfully persuaded Bai Yuechu to help her repair the Heavenly Book: "But, you promised to compensate me for the five yuan I lost? When are you going to give it to me?!"

"Okay!" Tu Shan Susu said with a grin, holding a 100-yuan note. "I'll give you the change right away."

Bai Yuechu excitedly snatched it away: "Giving me change is too much trouble, just give it to me!"

"Don't you dare bully Su Su!" A little demon wielding a hammer suddenly burst out of the shop.

[However, Bai Yuechu trampled on her foot and stomped on her hard. Upon learning they were there to fix something, the little demon confidently declared, "Don't worry! Sister Su, I'm a professional. It'll be a piece of cake."]

"Uh...this...this..." Upon seeing that the celestial book thrown on the table was the Pure Love Chapter, Xiao Yao was stunned, cold sweat dripping from her forehead.

Seeing this, Bai Yuechu also started to speak sarcastically, "Hmph, didn't you say it would be a matter of minutes?"

"Hahaha, Bai Yuechu still can't forget those five yuan. After all, the reward he worked so hard to get last time was only five yuan. Why not just learn from his dad and say, 'I have no money, but I can take your life'?"

"Is Bai Yuechu jealous?! He turned into a weirdo the moment he heard Su Su call that Xiao Bei brother!"

Everyone felt embarrassed for Beckham. They didn't expect him to be proven wrong so quickly. The more confident he was just now, the more his face hurt. He was a typical example of someone who couldn't be cool for more than three seconds.

Xiao Bei from the world of Fox Spirit Matchmaker is now completely withdrawn. Just moments ago, he was excitedly telling his grandfather that he was on TV and was going to be a star.

Now, being a celebrity is completely hopeless, but being a comedian might be a possibility. At this point, Xiao Bei could only be on the verge of tears: "I wonder if Su Su will still ask me to fix things after seeing this."

The shopkeeper's grandfather punched his grandson on the head without hesitation, exclaiming with disappointment, "You brat, can't you learn to be a little more mature than your grandfather?! You're still too young."

Little did he know that he would pay the price for those words the next moment.

To uphold the honor of their Ancient Treasure Pavilion for three thousand years, Xiao Bei immediately ran to the back room, intending to find his grandfather to give him a piece of his mind.

At that moment, Bai Yuechu, who was inside the shop, suddenly heard a furious roar coming from the back: "Huh?! The Pure Love Heavenly Chapter is ruined?! Oh no! We have to run for our lives, escape abroad!"

"Hawaii, Maldives, Portugal!" The shopkeeper grandpa slung his bag over his shoulder, grabbed his grandson, and was about to run away when Little Beckham quickly explained, "I didn't break the book, that brat over there did!"

Upon hearing this, the shopkeeper put down his bundle and breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh dear! You scared me to death. Well, just fix it casually, it's not our responsibility anyway."

[However, the shop manager's repair work was rather unreliable; he just casually tied two sticks to the side for support, squeezed some glue-like stuff in the middle, and that was it.]

Bai Yuechu felt a strange sense of familiarity about this situation, so he said, "Hey, you used to be an orthopedic surgeon, right?"

"It seems this book is quite extraordinary, allowing the grandfather and grandson to flee so easily, packing their belongings in the blink of an eye."

"Haha, see that? This is what you call professional! But it's orthopedics... Are you sure it's appropriate to use orthopedic techniques to repair this heavenly book?!"

Everyone was amused by the grandfather and grandson's antics. What a professional grandfather and grandson pair, each more unpredictable than the other!

No wonder Bai Yuechu thought he was an orthopedic doctor. Using a stick to fix it, then pouring some glue—is this how you casually fix something? It's way too sloppy!

Even a cheap glue that doesn't stick to anything except your hands would probably do a better job than this. Besides, are you sure that pouring it directly onto the table won't make it stick?

100,000 Cold Jokes World

The young man, always quick to criticize, couldn't help but chime in again: "Who taught you to use orthopedic techniques to repair books?! What are you pouring into the middle? Glue?!"

"Even if you use glue to piece the broken pieces back together, they'll be stuck together forever and you won't be able to open them up. What's the point then? It's better not to fix them at all."

After venting his frustrations in one breath, the young man felt much better. "Phew...that feels better now."

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

Gu Baozhai's little Bei stared blankly at her grandfather, her eyes turning dead. "Is this what you call composure?!"

If he hadn't spoken up, he probably would have already been taken to the Maldives or Hawaii by his grandfather.

"You brat, what do you know! This is called laying low for a while. You have a long way to go." The shopkeeper stroked his beard somewhat awkwardly.

"Hmph! What do you know?!" Seeing Bai Yuechu looking down on him, the shopkeeper grandpa also spoke up to explain: "This kind of fox demon's celestial book is... (I won't write the explanation to avoid padding.) It is truly the king of fox demon props!"

"So, her sister beat her up like this just for a mission guide?" Bai Yuechu took out a piece of paper and drew a character.

"It's me! It's me!" Tu Shan Susu recognized herself immediately from the hastily drawn figure in the painting!

The shopkeeper continued, "Hmph, that's because this celestial book isn't an ordinary one. This book, inscribed with the title 'Pure Love Celestial Chapter,' has existed for eight hundred years, and it holds special significance for Sister Ya Ya."

"Um, speaking of which! The Fox Demon Heavenly Book is impervious to swords and spears. How did you manage to break it?!" The shopkeeper, after rambling on for so long, finally realized he hadn't asked how the heavenly book had been damaged.

"Use my tears."

"Tears?! Could it be that you...you?!" The shopkeeper was utterly astonished. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Realizing what was happening, the boss was overjoyed and pulled Bai Yuechu aside for a photo with him: "Cheese!"

"That was awesome!! Taking this photo was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Hehehe!!"

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"Please write this for Gu Bao Zhai!"

Bai Yuechu, following instructions, awkwardly wrote his name on the photo. Just then, an explosion was heard outside.

"That direction should be the dating area!"

"Bai Yuechu is truly a talented artist... The key is that you can even recognize Su Su like this, they're a match made in heaven! I really admire you."

"Since the Heavenly Book is a tool of the fox demon, wouldn't it be a waste for the little spider to risk his life to steal it?"

"Just who is Bai Yuechu?! He can make this old man so excited."

Everyone looked at the old man with mixed feelings of amusement and exasperation. At his age, he was still chasing after celebrities like a child. Look how excited he got after getting an autographed photo!

Is taking a photo together enough to make your life worthwhile?! That would be beneath you.

The World Under One Person

"Is this the current state of idol worship? This old man seems to know a lot about this stuff." Wang Ye looked at the shopkeeper's excited expression and knew that Bai Yuechu was probably someone important, at least a famous figure in his past life.

But judging from how much he idolizes his idol, shouldn't we say something to him? He's so trendy!

Fox Spirit Matchmaker World

Qin Lan, eating candied hawthorns one after another, mumbled, "Just who is this Bai Yuechu?! Since he knows the pure Yang Flame of our Shenhuo Mountain Manor, he should believe Dongfang."

Dongfang Huaizhu held the jade flute in one hand and rubbed Qin Lan's head with the other: "Sister isn't sure either. Perhaps something happened at Shenhuo Mountain Manor afterward, who knows?"

…another time period…

Inside Tushan, Tushan Yaya was indignant: "Is this stinky Taoist really that famous?! I've been to Gubaozhai quite a few times, and I've never seen them ask me for an autograph."

"Who said there weren't any?" Tu Shan Rongrong disagreed, pulling out a stack of bills. "Sister, aren't all their compensation slips signed by you?!"

"Uh..." Tu Shan Ya Ya suddenly felt a little embarrassed, after all, she had smashed a lot of things when she caused trouble.

"Alright, stop fooling around!" Tu Shan Honghong looked helplessly at her two younger sisters, but she also gleaned a clue from their conversation: perhaps... that idiot Taoist priest really did win the bet.

Chapter 270 It's all because of the name!!

The dating building was now engulfed in flames. Qing Tong lay sprawled on the ground, struggling to reach out her hand to Wang Fugui: "Fu... Fugui...!"

As if possessed, Wang Fugui had completely lost his mind and roared angrily at Qing Tong, "No, don't call me by my name!"

[Then the scene shifts, suddenly returning to five hundred years ago...]

"Wow!!" A dense swarm of monsters gathered at the gate of a city, cheering wildly! The leading demons sat arrogantly at the gate, shouting at the top of their lungs.

"Listen up, people in the city! The time has come! If you don't hand over fifty pairs of boys and girls, we'll be attacking the city!"

To the astonishment of the lesser demons, the city gate suddenly opened, and an ordinary sedan chair appeared in the center of the gate.

Upon seeing the sedan chair, Shi Jingang, the leader, put down the roasted meat he was holding, stood up, and his expression turned serious: "Heaven and Earth Sword! The Wangquan Family... No wonder these monsters asked me to come and lend them support!"