Upon hearing this, both Shinpachi and Gintoki, who had just been acting arrogantly, turned pale.
"Tsk tsk tsk... Just how strong must their connections be? The Yorozuya family must have accumulated so much goodwill!"
"Rather than saying they were isolated and helpless, it's more accurate to say that Gintoki never even thought of asking for help. These people all seemed to have come to help the Yorozuya family on their own initiative!"
But... why are all the people who show up being so strange?! That cardboard box guy probably doesn't actually think that wearing a cardboard box makes him look like a robot!
And then there are the male escorts, fine, but why are the bar hostesses joining in the fun too? And compared to them… you guys seem more like the villains! Wait… isn't your stance a bit strange?! Are you here to directly seize territory?
It was supposed to be a tense moment, but for some reason I wanted to laugh more and more as I watched. The background music for each person's entrance was different, which really took me out of the story!
Gintama World
"Gin-san is really too formal. Such a big thing happened, and you didn't even ask Yoshihara for help!" Hirawa frowned slightly, seemingly a little unhappy that Yoshihara hadn't appeared.
After all, Gintoki helped them so much, and they hadn't even repaid him. Now that he's in such a big trouble, it's really too much of a shame that no one from Yoshiwara showed up to support them.
“Yes, I’ve disliked that Tsubaki Hirako for a long time too.” Tsukuyo nodded slightly, then took a puff of her pipe. She agreed with what Hinowa said. If she had known they were in trouble, she would have taken her Hyakka with her no matter what.
Meanwhile, inside the Shinsengumi's residence, Kondo Isao was already swaying back and forth when he saw Amyo, exclaiming, "Amyo-san!! So cool!"
Chapter 283 The Demon-Human Assassination Sword—The Hundred-Bearded God-Fighting Sword!
With the addition of these people, the battle began to turn one-sided. Gintoki, looking at Tsubaki Hirako and Saigo back-to-back in front of him, said, "Let's retreat quickly. This war was won by us... by Granny."
Kagura and Shinpachi emerged from behind Gintoki. Shinpachi sheathed his wooden sword and, with perfect coordination, caught the real sword that Gintoki threw to him.
“You have already lost, because you have angered them.”
【Tsubaki Hirako, as if she had heard a funny joke, sneered at Shinpachi, "What can a naive child who doesn't even want to fight with Saigo-san accomplish?"】
Shinpachi drew his long sword from his waist, his eyes hardening, and said sternly, "Indeed, we took you in without knowing anything; you're an innocent child."
"Even if I'm betrayed or deceived, I can usually laugh it off in a couple of days. After all, I'm used to being lied to by girls!"
"But no matter the reason, you who have hurt our Kabukicho mother cannot be forgiven."
“I understand. Then let’s turn you all into corpses first.” Tsubaki Hirako revealed a sinister face. “Where do you hope the bright red flower will bloom from? Or… perhaps it will begin in Big Brother’s heart!”
[Tsubaki and Saigo launched their attacks simultaneously, sending Shinpachi flying through the air! Kagura was also smashed on the head by Saigo's hammer.]
When Tsubaki Hirako looked at Gintoki, she sensed something was wrong, because at that moment, Sakata Gintoki was nonchalantly picking his nose, saying, "That thing you're talking about—it won't open."
[Then Tsubaki Hirako realized that her sword had broken in two at some point, and Shinpachi, who was flying through the air, used the back of his sword to slash Tsubaki Hirako to the ground. On the other side, Saigo's wooden hammer was also smashed by Kagura, who then delivered an uppercut that knocked her to the ground.]
"They really have great teamwork. It would be hilarious if Shinpachi didn't catch the sword when Gintoki threw it."
"An innocent child?! He's quite the talker, and he doesn't seem like a child at all in terms of fighting ability."
No one expected that Granny Otose could be called the mother of Kabukicho by the Yorozuya family! No wonder an ordinary person with no fighting ability could become one of the Four Heavenly Kings and no one dared to cause trouble.
The small acts of kindness and goodwill that Granny Otose had accumulated over time had already transformed this street into an impregnable fortress.
But... why does the silver-haired, curly-haired protagonist like picking his nose so much?! Have some manners!
Gintama World
"Hey, hey, hey, what kind of Kabukicho mother is this? It's so embarrassing, can you please stop?" Even though she was quite old, Granny Otose felt a little embarrassed when she heard Shinpachi describe her like that.
“Yeah, Shinpachi! Have you ever seen a mother who’s always asking you for rent?! She’s just an old woman.” Gintoki had barely finished speaking when Kagura shoved his head onto the table, along with Shinpachi.
"Gintoki, oh Kagura, I don't remember raising you to be so rude." Kagura scolded Gintoki, pretending to be a mother.
Then, with a friendly expression, she looked at Shinpachi and said, "Hey, why did you say all the cool things?! You're just a glasses guy, show me the atmosphere!"
……
Meanwhile, at the Shinsengumi's residence, Hijikata Toshiro and the others were slightly surprised, putting down the mayonnaise ramen they were about to eat. "When did this guy with glasses become so good at fighting?!"
Sougo said something he himself didn't believe with a serious expression, "Maybe it's because of that... his eyes are full of rage gauge, so he can unleash Sky Soaring Flash!"
"Captain... is it possible that Shinpachi has always been quite strong?" Only Yamazaki, standing to the side, weakly uttered the truth.
Shinpachi is very strong, but the people around him are even stronger. Any ordinary person like them would never be a match for him. Don't underestimate the title of dojo successor.
[Saigo, who had fallen to the ground, simply stood up, saying, "Looks like I won't be able to get up anytime soon. This is troublesome. How am I supposed to stop you guys like this?!"]
Gintoki walked past him and said, "Listen carefully, this is just me talking to myself. Kid, we'll figure something out. Just pretend to be asleep."
Saigo smiled knowingly, lay down on the ground, and closed his eyes. "Then this is just me talking to myself... I hope I don't die."
[While they were acting, Kyoshiro on the other side suddenly slashed at a transvestite, causing him to spit out a large amount of blood!]
[Watching this scene, Agito, with a straight face, began to spout nonsense, "I've seen that sword technique before! It's said to be a sword technique passed down from one son to another, used for assassinating transvestites—the Hundred-Bearded God-Fighting Sword!"]
The transvestite standing nearby seemed to think it was something important, remarking, "I think I've heard of it before!"
"We've actually encountered a formidable enemy of us transvestites here." Jacqueline then clasped her hands together, her body radiating blue light.
Now it was Kyoshiro's turn to be surprised, "Could this pose mean...!!"
[Agito opened her eyes, her hands quickly assuming a fighting stance. "That's right, the one who pairs with the Hundred-Bearded God-Slaying Sword, the Hungry Ghost Annihilation Fist, the successor of the Ga-Ma-Sen-ryu, is none other than me—the Fist King Agito!"]
"Sorry, I didn't know." Kyoshiro, expressionless, slashed him down with a single blow. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
[Lying on the ground, Jacqueline made a very expressive face: "In the end, they actually managed to cut off my jaw. I have no regrets in this life!!"]
Then it was surprised to find itself unharmed; the knife that had attacked it was just a toy knife, and they were just acting.
"He's even talking to himself... He's practically making it clear he's acting. Who's he trying to fool? There are no outsiders here."
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter... This is the legendary 'I pretend not to see' act that's playing along with your performance, it's hilarious!"
Everyone couldn't stop laughing at the interaction between Ajami and Kyoshiro, especially since Ajami spoke with such conviction that they almost believed such an outrageous technique actually existed...
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They're both such great writers and actors! Also, don't add any weird or strange settings. What's with you two suddenly acting so childish? It's hilarious... This stuff suddenly appears during a serious fight scene.
The fight between Jaw Raoh and Fist of the North Star was so badly smeared, it turns out that the whole thing was a rigged match from beginning to end!
Just as Tsubaki Hirako was about to leave, she was attacked by Hua Tuo's forces. Fortunately, Saigo shielded her with his body.
Meanwhile, Jirocho, inside the main building, also saw through her plan: "Use the brats as detonators to ignite a war in this city. Let the Four Heavenly Kings' forces wear each other down, then annihilate them all and seize the city for themselves. That's roughly it."
Hua Tuo raised his feather fan, and a group of celestial beings in white robes appeared behind him. He laughed smugly, "I have prepared the banquet."
Jirocho was slightly surprised by this. "You actually managed to gather so many mercenary races that are on par with the Moon Rabbit and Chagini. You're definitely not just a gambling-loving older sister!"
Hua Tuo, with an air of absolute certainty, declared, "This city already belongs to me—no, it belongs to the space pirate Chunyu, the Fourth Division Commander Hua Tuo!"
Jirocho's eyes narrowed slightly. "Don't underestimate Kabukicho!"
[Just as these words were spoken, the door behind Hua Tuo was kicked open, and the Yorozuya family appeared. Gintoki looked at the mercenary group in the middle, "Sorry to keep you waiting, old man! Although I really wanted to say I was here to settle a score, it seems things have changed since I've been dawdling for so long."]
"You're quite sensible." Jirocho and Gintoki seemed to understand each other perfectly, instantly grasping each other's thoughts.
Gintama World
"Hey, hey, hey, we've caught a big fish! The space pirate crew Harusame!" Inside the general's mansion, a bearded man stood with his hands in his pockets, surprised to find members of the Harusame pirate crew hiding in Edo.
General Tokugawa Shigeshige also issued the arrest order without hesitation: "Kataguri Tora, have the Shinsengumi carry out the arrest immediately."
Regardless of their motives, their existence is nothing but harmful. Only by arresting them can we restore peace to the people.
The Shinsengumi, on the other hand, had already taken the initiative to make the arrest before even receiving orders, since this was a major threat to the safety of Edo.
However, Hua Tuo wasn't stupid. Seeing that the video exposed her identity, she cursed under her breath and prepared to leave! By the time the Shinsengumi arrived, the place was already deserted.
However... without the protection of a mercenary group, Hua Tuo was easily caught by the wig, after all, when it comes to escaping, the wig is a professional.
P.S.: I'll end Gintama here after finishing the Four Heavenly Kings arc, consider this a setup... I'll write the Hot Pot arc later, or maybe the Two Years Later arc, if I have the chance.
Chapter 284: The Gintama Four Heavenly Kings Arc Ends
After instructing Shinpachi and Kagura to rescue Saigo's child, Gintoki looked at Jirocho, who was sitting in the room, and said, "We're both isolated and helpless. Just kill everyone else who can move besides ourselves."
Jirocho gripped the sword at his waist. "The one standing here after the death of Saikiji-san Zling has won. Simple enough, I like it."
"Hehehe!!" Then the two started laughing, their laughter growing louder and louder, their expressions gradually becoming distorted.
The next moment, blood splattered everywhere, and Chen Luo, known as the leader of the Space Mercenary Group, was sent flying into the air. Gintoki roared angrily and charged forward, slashing each enemy with his sword, "You old bastard!!"
"You brat!!" Jirocho charged at the enemy with equal fury, cutting down the Chenluo mercenary group members blocking his path until he reached the middle.
“Before I kill you,” Gintoki said, back to back with Jirocho, swords in hand, “don’t die.”
"A strange competitive spirit has increased; it's like we've become close friends despite our age difference while playing against each other."
"I never thought that dead fish eyes could be so handsome when they get serious. Damn it, I was really fooled by his act."
To everyone's surprise, Jirocho and Gintoki were able to reach a tacit understanding and unite against a common enemy at this time. It seems that the complexity between them is deeper than imagined.
It also showed everyone that laughter can be perverted; passersby who heard it would probably call the police to report that there was a pervert there.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Is this considered a transfer of conflict?! When the two of them had a conflict, a third person appeared and immediately absorbed the hatred." Shirou Emiya blinked blankly. Was this some kind of unspoken understanding between men?
"Um... doesn't Gintoki have a grudge against Jirocho?" Rin Tohsaka, on the other side, was completely baffled. After all, if it were just Jirocho alone, he would definitely be dead. Gintoki had absolutely no reason to intervene!
Gintama World
"Hahaha, they're still got it! A professional mercenary group from outer space?! Sorry, they're the real professional anti-foreign patriots." Katsura looked at Gintoki wielding a real sword with a nostalgic gaze. This was more like the White Demon of yesteryear.
Looking at Hua Tuo, whom he had captured, it was time to expel the barbarians! Now that we know our target, don't blame me, Katsura Kotaro, for being uncivilized.
Meanwhile, inside the warehouse, Saigo's son, Teruhiko, suddenly felt the door open and turned around in surprise, asking, "Who...who is it?!"
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