Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Aqua burst into laughter: "Kusuku... Oh no, this is hilarious! Kazuma, your face is all red and you're crying..."

Seeing this, Kazuma, who was running away, also got angry. "I'll bury this guy after I'm done!"

Aqua shouted at the figure running ahead, "Kazuma! If you want me to save you, you'd better call me 'Miss' first!"

Kazuma was almost in tears: "Aqua-sama—"

Aqua, looking utterly helpless, said smugly, "Well, I guess I'll help you out. But as a price, you have to worship me starting tomorrow!"

[Aqua, hands on hips and chest puffed out, was muttering to herself, completely unaware that the giant frog had turned around and come to her side.]

“You have to pray to me three times a day, and also…”

When Kazuma turned around, he saw only the toad in Aqua's spot, with one leg dangling from its mouth.

"How did you get eaten?!" Kazuma drew his short sword and charged at the toad.

"Hahaha, completely useless! A goddess who gets solo killed by a frog, it just shows that the world is beyond saving."

"This is what Aqua meant by 'leave it to her, look forward to her performance'... but all we got was Kazuma being pursued, and that scumbag goddess even took the opportunity to make demands."

Everyone has seen the gods of the Saint Seiya world, and now looking at the goddess in front of them, she can be described as having a unique style and standing out from the crowd.

Forget being useless, it would be good enough if she didn't cause any trouble. The fact that she could be single-handedly killed by a frog shows that Aqua is probably a peculiar existence among the gods.

"The giant frog couldn't move while it was eating Aqua, which was a huge help!"

Kazuma was breathing heavily, with the giant, dead frog beside him.

[And before him sat Aqua, huddled on the ground, hugging her knees, her body covered in sticky toad slime, sobbing incessantly.]

"Waaah...sobbing...thank you...Kazuma, thank you...waaah!"

Even a goddess can't withstand the pain of being preyed upon; she cried and clung to Kazuma, rubbing against the slime on her body.

[Then, unwilling to give up, Aqua, covered in slime and shimmering with light, stood up and charged towards another toad some distance away.]

Before Kazuma could react, the latter had already rushed out: "Wait... Aqua!!"

Aqua closed the distance between herself and the toad, and with the force of her charge, the puppy began to shimmer with golden light!

"Experience the power of the gods! Those who block my path and attack the gods, repent in hell!"

"Divine Light Fist—"

"The so-called Divine Light Fist is a deadly iron fist imbued with the wrath and sorrow of the goddess! The opponent will only die!!"

The fist, gleaming with golden light, struck the frog's soft belly and sank in; aside from the fat jiggling a few times... nothing else happened!

Kazuma wasn't surprised by this. He remembered that the guild staff had told them that physical attacks were ineffective against the giant toad.

Aqua and the frog locked eyes, the atmosphere a little awkward: "If you look closely, the frog is actually quite cute!"

"Ouch—" The frog showed no mercy and swallowed it whole again!

[And so Kazuma defeated the second giant frog that had frozen in place while trying to swallow its prey, and incidentally, brought the goddess, covered in slime and crying uncontrollably, to the end of today's extermination.]

"Well... it's not entirely useless, at least it served as bait quite well. After all, it doesn't have many other merits, so let's praise it if we can!"

"What an amazing Divine Light Fist! Is this what they mean by 'hitting the target means certain death'?! It almost made me die laughing... Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed so hard they couldn't stand up straight. They thought that choosing a god with a more useful ability would be more worthwhile than choosing a goddess with such an idiotic ability. This one was completely useless!

Sword Art Online World

Asuna was suppressing a laugh: "Actually, it's not entirely useless. The power of this punch against the undead should really be as she said... a hit means certain death!"

Unfortunately, the opposing frog is immune to physical attacks, so offensive moves are completely useless.

Kirito shook his head helplessly: "You're quite adept at being bait."

Teaming up with Aqua is really tough on Kazuma. With Aqua's abilities, it'll be ages before they level up.

It was completely different from the typical isekai (otherworld) story he had imagined. After all, whose hero, accompanied by a goddess, could barely defeat even a frog?

Chapter 438 Explosion Magic!

Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon

The Wise King's lips twitched slightly as he looked at the attack, which had a perfect effect but dealt zero damage. Then, he looked at Ishtar with a mocking gaze: "So, another goddess who's a total jerk!"

Ishtar clenched her fists, wishing she could punch Gilgamesh: "I'm not that useless!"

Why are you resorting to personal attacks? Don't think I didn't hear you emphasizing the word "pitfall".

Although it sometimes fails, it's not exactly a liability; at least it still inflicts significant damage!

Merlin seemed thoughtful: "What do you think would happen if someone with extremely high luck teamed up with someone with extremely low luck...?!"

Two negatives make a positive?! Sato Kazuma, whose other abilities were all average, suddenly lost his only advantage and became truly average.

Furthermore, given Merlin's understanding of magic, the reason why the goddess's move was ineffective might be that it is ineffective against living beings. After all, given Aqua's intelligence... it's not impossible that she forgot this point.

"So the Frog Monster probably never imagined it would receive the same treatment as a high-ranking monster..."

That night, back in town, Aqua insisted that the problem stemmed from a shortage of manpower, since other adventure teams all consisted of four people!

Kazuma was somewhat skeptical: "Even if we're looking for '840' teammates, do you think anyone would want to team up with us, who's just starting out and doesn't even have decent gear?"

Despite successfully eliminating the frogs today, they didn't actually make any money!

The profit from buying a toad, after deducting transportation costs, is actually not much different from the wages earned in civil engineering.

[After devouring a mouthful of toad leg meat, Aqua took a sip of her infused sake and exclaimed confidently, "I'm a high-ranking High Priestess! No matter what team you're in, they'll all be eager to join us!"]

[So Aqua came up with a brilliant idea: to post a recruitment ad on the bar's bulletin board... well, more like a fake ad!]

"Those who wish to embark on an adventure with the beautiful and noble High Priestess Aqua, please come here! Requirements... Only high-level adventurers are accepted!" Below this was a long list of comments written by Aqua herself.

[Things like being happy every day after joining the team, winning prizes, getting better from illness, and becoming popular, etc...]

The Adventurers' Guild waited for most of the next day, but no one showed up.

Aqua's expression darkened, and she muttered to herself with a touch of dejection, "Nobody's coming."

"What was Kazuma thinking... that he would let a crazy woman with an IQ below average come up with ideas?! Just think about it, how could her ideas be normal?"

"It must have been really impressive for her to come up with this idea, even though the advertisement is a bit outrageous..."

Everyone couldn't help but laugh when they saw the recruitment notice, which looked like a pyramid scheme, especially when Aqua described the benefits of joining the team—that was truly hilarious!

Moreover, it also contains a lot of personal bias. I can only say that you are truly idiotic goddess Aqua! It's really hard to keep up with your thought process.

She won prizes, recovered from illness, and became popular, etc. I never expected that a goddess would actually commit fraud. You can be down-to-earth, but you can't be so absurd!

Academy City World

Seeing this, Touma Kamijou couldn't help but remark, "No wonder no one will come with these conditions!"

The recruitment ad talked a lot but didn't explain the main composition of its team, and... just those comments that sounded like a pyramid scheme were enough to deter people.

Anyone who isn't an idiot wouldn't believe that!

"The most outrageous thing is that it's only for advanced-level adventurers..."

Two rookie adventurers who could barely defeat a frog were recruiting companions with restrictions limited to higher-level classes. Did they even consider their own qualifications before adding such limitations?

No Game No Life World

Kong stared blankly at the recruitment ad: "If I remember correctly, they're in the newbie village, right?"

How many adventurers with advanced professions are there in the entire starting village?! Doesn't this last condition essentially shut out everyone in the village?

It's truly hard to imagine that such a shocking idea could come from a goddess...

"No money, no equipment, and the benefits weren't even mentioned in the advertisement. It's hard to imagine anyone actually coming..."

For a team like this, it's best to just focus on leveling up and developing their resources first, since they might not even be able to find anyone to help them before they die.

Just as Kazuma was about to persuade Aqua to lower the bar, an unexpected person showed up!

"This encounter is a destiny chosen by the world; I have been waiting for people like you to appear!"

Turning around, they saw a girl dressed in a black cloak, wearing a pointed magic hat—a typical wizard's attire—and an eyepatch covering one eye!

"I am Huihui! My profession is Archmage, and I wield the most powerful offensive magic, Explosion Magic..."

Meanwhile, a heartbreaking rumbling sound came from Huihui's stomach: "...I haven't eaten anything for three days. If possible, could you please give me something to eat first..."

Kazuma looked at the girl with some concern: "It's no problem for me to treat you to a meal, but what's wrong with your eye patch? If you're injured, let her treat you!"

Although Huihui was almost starving, she perked up at the mention of this: "Hmph... This is a magical artifact that suppresses my powerful magic... If this is removed... it will bring a great disaster to this world!"

Kazuma asked in surprise, "Is it something like... a seal?!"

[Megumi looked nonchalant: "Oh, I was just kidding. I only wear it as an accessory."]

[Kazuma, expressionless, tugged at the latter's blindfold.] (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Ah...please don't pull on my blindfold...I'm sorry, please don't do that, please don't pull!"

"This guy seems to have some mental issues. It just goes to show that where there's a Crouching Dragon, there's a Phoenix Chick!"

"Is this considered chuunibyou?! But this is another world, and the characters really know magic, so it doesn't feel like it can be entirely called chuunibyou."

A bad feeling immediately arose in everyone's minds: this person didn't seem to be working very well.

But thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem like there's anything wrong with it. After all... what kind of normal person would be attracted by those recruitment ads?