Even Frilian, who had lived for a long time, couldn't figure out Aqua's thoughts: "Learning banquet skills performance at the first opportunity... is indeed unpredictable."

If the goddess had joined the team back then, the journey to defeat the Demon King would probably have been much easier.

Philon was a little embarrassed: "What's so hard to figure out? It's just because of low IQ; they simply didn't think that far ahead." (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

However, Megumin's extreme pursuit of explosive magic fascinated her.

Putting aside the fact that you can only use it once a day, since magic power will eventually grow to the point where you can use it more often, this attitude is exactly what a mage should strive for.

Despite Huihui's persistent nagging, she managed to join the party, unaware that the entire scene had been witnessed by a blonde female knight!

The next day, Kazuma sighed as he looked at the pile of difficult tasks on the bulletin board: "Surviving in this world isn't easy!"

1. Rin Ichizaki Private Five IX (Four) Jiu Ba Yueyi [The blonde female knight came up behind Kazuma: "Excuse me, may I ask if you are still recruiting members...?"]

Kazuma turned around and was immediately speechless. It was a beautiful blonde girl, a female knight, staring at him expressionlessly.

"Um...we are recruiting...but I don't really recommend you join!" Kazuma stammered. A female knight, and a stunning beauty at that! [Because the other party was an older beauty, he was a little nervous.]

Upon hearing that they were still hiring, the latter visibly breathed a sigh of relief: "That's great! I've been waiting for someone like you!"

With a series of unintelligible gasps, the female knight continued, "My name is Darkness, and I am a Crusader!... Huff... Please... please... add me... to your party!"

Darkness blushed deeply, as if struggling to utter her plea to join the team.

"Something's not right...something's really not right, it feels like it's going to develop in that direction!"

"The Cross Knight, yet another top-tier adventurer has come knocking on our door. This tone sounds a bit ominous!"

A sense of foreboding crept into everyone's hearts; this beautiful female knight was probably not a decent person, and seemed rather like a pervert.

Furthermore, everyone discovered that there wasn't a single normal person in Kazuma's team; in other words, only people who weren't quite right in the head could join!

Chapter 440 The Demonic Truth, a Famous Scene!

“Um…” Having already sensed the danger and intending to politely refuse, Darkness suddenly grabbed his hand.

[Then she brought her upright face close to Kazuma, who was sitting in a chair: "Those two people covered in slime were your companions, right? What exactly happened...?"]

Because their faces were so close, Kazuma became a little shy: "It's because we were eaten by a giant frog!"

"Slime!! This is beyond my imagination." Darkness's pupils contracted, and his face turned bright red, as if he had just realized something!

[Holding Kazuma's hand tighter, her breathing became more rapid: "No, no... I, as a knight, cannot ignore two young girls being subjected to such a thing!"]

Kazuma, seeing the increasingly dangerous look in the other person's eyes, realized that this guy shared some kind of commonality with Aqua and Megumin.

[So he quickly tried to persuade them to leave: "We're a useless team. One of our companions is of no use, and another can only use magic once a day. Please find someone else!"]

"That would be even better!!" Darkness gripped his hand even tighter.

"Actually, although it's hard to say, I'm very confident in my strength and stamina, but I'm clumsy... so... my attacks completely miss the enemy..."

"So, I'll try my best to stand at the front of the group. You can use me as a shield as you please!"

Using a beautiful woman as a shield... Kazuma isn't quite that twisted yet: "No, using women as shields or something..."

Darkness, on the contrary, became excited: "This is exactly what I wanted!!"

Looking at the female knight whose cheeks were flushed and who was gripping his hand tightly, Kazuma realized one thing... This guy was the type who was useless not only in terms of performance but also in terms of his inner qualities.

"So he's a pervert... I don't know why I'm not too surprised anymore, because he doesn't seem out of place at all when he's in Kazuma's group!"

"This one is even more heavyweight. The others are just a bit dim-witted, but this female knight is a pure masochistic pervert!"

Everyone finally understood why she wanted to join the team. They were all abnormal people, freaks attracted by the frog slime.

How could a normal female knight suddenly join Kazuma's team? Turns out she wasn't a normal person after all... But in a way, Kazuma's intuition is really strong!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

Rin Tohsaka's lips twitched slightly: "A perverted female knight who can't hit anyone with her attacks."

What kind of abstract existence is this? This is the first time I've ever heard of a knight whose attacks can't hit anyone at all! Is it really not just something done on purpose to satisfy some perverted desire?

Emiya Shirou stood there, stunned: "Guess why she rushes to the front even though she can't hit anyone!"

What kind of other world is Kazuma in?! Why does he keep encountering such eccentric people?

A knight who can't hit anyone, a goddess whose purpose is unknown, a mage who casts a spell every day... Destroy the world, this world is beyond saving.

You actually expect a team like this to save the world?! With a team like this, you'd probably never even leave the starting village...

Gintama World

Inside the Yorozuya, looking at the scene before him, Shinpachi fell silent: "Gintoki... why are all the good-looking people perverts?"

I thought everyone around me was a monster, but how come even this other world is full of these kinds of people?! Are there no normal people in this world?!

Gintoki picked his nose nonchalantly: "Isn't being a pervert a good thing? It just so happens that the team is missing a shield!"

He then quickly pulled out the Toya Lake sword from his waist and threw it at the TV. Xiao Yuan, who was mixed in with the TV, immediately fell over with his eyes wide open.

Shinpachi's face darkened: "You've really asked the wrong person, you sadistic glass sword!"

Forget it... I have plenty of weirdos around me, at least they're reliable in crucial moments.

Kazuma is in a bad situation; it's a miracle that his teammates didn't drag him down at crucial moments.

[The next day, Aqua was demonstrating her newly learned skill at the Adventurers' Guild... well, more like a banquet performance skill.]

[Kazuma also took the opportunity to ask Megumin how to use the skill points on the cards to learn skills, when... two figures walked up behind them!]

"Hey, you're the one Darkness wants to join, right? You want to learn useful skills? How about you learn thievery?"

"Not only do you need few points to learn, but they're also very useful! How about it? Now, all you need is a glass of sparkling water and a beer, and it's yours!"

[The one speaking to Kazuma was a silver-haired girl dressed in light clothing and leather armor, looking every bit the thief! The other was Darkness from yesterday.]

After explaining himself, Kazuma followed Chris and Darkness to the plaza behind the Adventurers' Guild.

Chris points her hand at Kazuma: "This is my specialty... I'm going to use it now, watch carefully!"

“Stea1!” Chris shouted, and Kazuma's purse appeared in her hand.

"This is the thieving skill; if successful, it allows you to randomly steal one item from the other person!"

"Want to have a contest with me? You've learned how to steal too, so try and take this wallet back!"

[Upon encountering something that resembled an adventurer's task for the first time, Kazuma readily agreed, took out his adventurer card, and with a simple tap, learned the skill!]

"Okay! Don't cry if anything is stolen!"

Chris, however, gave me a fearless smile, clutching several stones in her hands to distract me! This greatly reduced the chances of Kazuma successfully stealing my wallet!

[Having learned a lesson, Kazuma stretched out his right hand and shouted loudly: "Stea1—"] (For super exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

With a flash of blue light, Kazuma unfolded what he had received: a white cloth. "What is this?!"

Then Kazuma pulled back the cloth with both hands, held it up to the sunlight… “I’ve won the lottery… I’ve won the grand prize!!”

Chris, clutching her skirt, screamed through tears, "No—give me back my panties..."

[Kazuma, with a perverted expression, excitedly fluttered the leash above his head.]

Darkness, who had been watching all this, turned bright red: "What a monstrous act! I knew I hadn't misjudged him!"

"Holy crap, this skill is way too easy to learn! Just a light touch on the card and you've already mastered it?!"

"Hahaha, this person's luck is ridiculously high! This move is simply divine! I have to say, it really is like winning the lottery!"

Everyone watched as Kazuma, who was waving his underwear around like a pervert, and sighed inwardly... Although they knew that day would come sooner or later, they didn't expect it to come so soon. Kazuma had finally gone mad!

And this scene is just too bizarre. From now on, there isn't a single normal person in this team.

A lecherous and sadistic captain, a low-IQ goddess who can't harm any creature except evil spirits, a female mage who only knows one move, and a masochistic female knight who can only defend and enjoy herself...

Bless the World

"No!!!" Kazuma and Chris both covered their faces with their hands, jumping around like salted fish, twisting and frantically pretending to be crazy.

If it was only within the Adventurers' Guild before, not many people knew about it. But now it's been completely exposed, and the name "Kichiku Shin" (鬼畜真) is probably stuck with him forever.

Kazuma was on the verge of tears: "Wasn't it supposed to be that I had extremely high luck? But now all I feel is misfortune..."

The thought of actually defeating the Demon King one day and hearing everyone cheer for the name "Demon King" made Kazuma feel like he'd rather be dead...

P.S.: I'll only write up to the point where I defeat the Headless Horseman.

Chapter 441 The person who should never have been persuaded to quit was the one who was!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

Rin Tohsaka spoke slowly, her face expressionless: "He's a pervert..."

Ilya removed her hand from her eyes, revealing a flushed face: "Yeah, he's a pervert!"

Rider was also a little tired: "I was wondering how Kazuma, a normal person, ended up inside. Now everything makes sense!"

They've now realized that world is beyond saving... and they still think they can defeat the Demon King with a team of freaks like this?!

It's better to pray for divine intervention; at least that way there's some hope.

After all, what kind of hero, while learning skills, accidentally steals a little girl's underwear and not only doesn't apologize, but instead swings it around?!

It's so bad that men would be speechless and women would cry. Even perverts would find this behavior perverted.

Despite being covered in cold sweat, Shirou Emiya still held a somewhat positive view of Kazuma: "This... might just be an accident. Kazuma is still very reliable!"

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