That's bad enough, but when someone comes to your door, you still have to mock the Headless Horseman. Otherwise, this fight wouldn't even have started!

Gabriel DropOut

Gabriel looked at the scene before her with a dejected expression, rolled her eyes in disbelief, and said, "What is this... The hero is going to freeze to death before saving the world?"

It's utterly baffling that defeating the Demon King's army officers would require paying for the damage to the city walls. If that's the case... who would dare to protect us if something really happens in the future?

Besides, how could a hero with over 4000 million in debt have time to fight the Demon King? He's only thinking about working to pay off his debts all day long. Even RPG games wouldn't dare to be this outrageous.

Satania tilted her head, somewhat puzzled: "That headless horseman, is he going to heaven or hell...?"

The room fell silent immediately after these words were spoken, and everyone looked conflicted. This question was no less perplexing than the chicken-or-egg dilemma.

Whether it's heaven or hell, it all seems fine. How do you choose? Even Raphael couldn't believe that Satania could ask such a profound question.

Seeing the other adventurers enjoying a comfortable winter, Kazuma, determined not to freeze to death, decided to lead everyone on a quest to improve their lives.

Kazuma glanced at the tasks on the bulletin board: "The rewards are good, but there aren't any legitimate requests."

Darkness chose a mission to hunt down a pack of wolves, and just imagining being ravaged by the beasts made her look incredibly excited, prompting Kazuma to decisively reject the idea.

[Megumin chose a quest to hunt down the One-Strike Bear, wanting to see who could land a stronger blow! Kazuma, knowing how ferocious it was just from the name, promptly refused.]

[In the end, Kazuma set his sights on a less brutal quest: "How about this Snow Spirit extermination? It doesn't sound too difficult! One Revenge Spirit costs 10 Eris!"]

Huihui explained, "Most snow spirits live in snowfields with deep snow. It is said that every time you defeat one, spring will arrive half a day earlier."

"It's a very weak monster, easy to defeat! But..."

Darkness's face lit up with an excited smile: "A snow spirit...!"

Kazuma sensed something was wrong, but driven by the desire to earn money, he couldn't care less and decisively accepted the mission.

"It feels like this team isn't really disbanded... Did Huihui and the others not check how many skulls were on the missions they accepted?! They only picked the most dangerous ones."

"Good heavens, One-Hit Bear! It's a name earned by adventurers with their blood; it's a recipe for total annihilation!"

The expressions on everyone's faces were somewhat speechless. Just from the way they chose their missions, it was clear that there wasn't a single normal person in their team, except for Kazuma who was somewhat normal.

The missions are chosen entirely based on personal preference; whether they can win or not is not a consideration for them!

Re:Zero -Starting Life in Zero

Natsuki Subaru looked at his fellow countryman and sighed slightly: "Kazuma is also driven to desperation by debt. This mission is probably not as simple as they say."

If the Snow Fairy is really that weak, would she be able to make Darkness, that perverted masochist, show an excited expression? It's impossible.

Furthermore, setting aside the fact that defeating one of them can bring spring half a day earlier, the price of 10 Eris alone far exceeds the price of a typical monster.

Otherwise, how could such a great deal be so easily picked up? It would probably have been snatched up by someone else on the very first day it was listed on the task bar.

Hey, fellow countryman Kazuma, the Snow Spirit is probably not so easy to defeat!

And so, the group that had accepted the mission changed into winter clothes and went to the snow-covered mountains far from any town to find the so-called Snow Spirit!

It was a snow-white, light, round object, about the size of a palm! It didn't look dangerous.

Kazuma looked at Aqua, somewhat dumbfounded: "Seriously, couldn't you have changed that outfit?!"

[Because at this moment, Aqua was carrying an insect net and several small bottles, which didn't seem like she was there to do a mission at all; she looked more like a child running around catching cicadas in winter.]

Aqua, however, proudly gestured to the net in her hand: "Use this to catch snow spirits, then put them in a small bottle! Then you can enjoy chilled sparkling wine anytime. How about that? Pretty clever, right?"

[Then the group began their mission to hunt down the snow spirits. Kazuma wielded his sword wildly, hacking and slashing, but after a long time, he only managed to kill three.]

[Aqua easily caught 4 with her bug net and proudly showed it off to Kazuma.]

Kazuma, watching Aqua idly refusing to do her job, thought to himself, "If I haven't defeated enough, I'll capture her and defeat her too!"

Seeing that the efficiency was still too low, Huihui decided to go all out and immediately began chanting the Explosion spell: "With the flow of five true red seeds... Explosion..."

——! ”】

Then a towering pillar of fire shot up, blasting her away as well. Lying on the snow, Huihui gave a thumbs-up: "I took down eight! Nine in total, and I leveled up!"

Just as Kazuma was marveling at how lucrative this mission was, a slight noise suddenly came from the mountain.

Seeing this, Darkness drew her longsword, her face beaming with excitement, while Megumin, who had just been smug, immediately began to feign death.

[Aqua revealed the reason: adventurers were unwilling to accept Snow Spirit quests because the Snow Spirits' master was the embodiment of winter's charm—General Winter!]

[At this moment, Kazuma finally saw clearly that the so-called Winter General was wearing heavy white armor, paired with a matching snow-white jinbaori (bamboo robe), and holding a Japanese sword that emitted a chilling white aura!]

Aqua said earnestly, "That's right, General Winter has arrived!"

"Everyone else is here to do missions, but Aqua (Li Mahao) seems more like she's here for tourism. The style is completely different!" (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"The Snow Spirit thought: What have I done to deserve this? Did I break some heavenly law to deserve this? Classic case of using a cannon to kill a mosquito."

Moreover, they seem to be becoming more and more like villains, using explosive magic in the snowy mountains without fear of triggering avalanches and harming innocent people.

Has Huihui been using her brain to think of spells all the time? Why are the words she chants different every time? If it's going to be an instant cast, then it's an instant cast, so stop making such a big deal out of it!

And a full eight of them... Everyone's lips twitched slightly. With such a huge commotion and power from the explosion magic, it only killed eight of them. Wasn't that a huge loss?

Cautious and brave, the world is in turmoil.

Ristarte's eyes were somewhat vacant: "What exactly is Aqua here for...?"

She had never seen such a distracted goddess. Kazuma was fighting to pay off the Snow Spirit's debt, while Aqua was doing it all so she could drink some ice-cold sparkling wine?!

"Moreover... I've felt for a long time that Aqua has an old man's aura about her."

They worked odd jobs, laying bricks and mortar, to earn money, but when they had money, the first thing they did wasn't to buy equipment, but to buy alcohol... and they became very close with a group of middle-aged adventurers.

Wake up! You're the goddess of water, not some middle-aged man! Go and defeat the demon king and save the world, you bastard!

Chapter 456 Eris's breasts are padded!

Upon seeing General Winter's appearance, Darkness's face flushed an eerie red, and she exhaled hot breath, clearly entering a state of heightened excitement: "Although I will resist, I'm afraid I'll be humiliated by it due to my insufficient strength!"

[General Winter held his swords in front of his chest with both hands. Then, in a flash, the gleaming blades were already slashing down at Darkness!]

Darkness instinctively raised her greatsword to try and block the attack, but... clang—

"Ah...ah! My sword!"

In a single exchange, the greatsword that had withstood the headless knight's relentless assault was instantly cleaved in two!

Aqua quickly opened the bottle in her hand, releasing the snow spirits she had finally managed to capture: "Kazuma, listen to me! General Winter is very magnanimous. As long as you sincerely apologize, he will let you go!"

[After saying that, Aqua immediately and swiftly lay down, pressing her head tightly to the snow, performing a perfectly executed kneeling kowtow!]

"Quickly, everyone throw away your weapons and kneel down to apologize!"

[Megumin was still feigning death, motionless, but Darkness refused to kneel: "As a knight, I cannot kneel before a monster."]

But Kazuma didn't care about any of that and shoved her to the ground: "You're always so excited to follow monsters, why are you talking about dignity now?!"

At this moment, Aqua reminded Kazuma to quickly throw away the sword in his hand, but it was too late. General Fuyu showed no mercy and directly chopped off the latter's head.

[With a sudden dizzying sensation, Kazuma was instantly killed.]

"Goodness, now I know why no one is willing to take on this mission 010 despite the high reward! It's true that risk is proportional to reward."

It's really tough for Kazuma to deal with these teammates who suddenly have fits of madness from time to time... Looking at it this way, apart from being a bit eccentric, Kazuma is actually a normal person!

Darkness is usually a weirdo, but now she's suddenly concerned about knightly dignity. She's long since lost it all. Do you think you still have that stuff on you?

So Kazuma was really tricked by Darkness and couldn't survive the winter. They split up and started their own operations... It's really baffling!

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Emilia's gaze was somewhat unfocused, as if she were lost in deep thought: "Why...why does she kneel so skillfully? Is she really a goddess?"

How can a goddess perform such a perfect kneeling gesture? Where has her dignity gone?

As if he had been through countless trials, he knelt down with practiced ease, without even making a move to resist, or rather, without ever even thinking of resisting.

Faced with Emilia's somewhat piercing gaze, Subaru Natsuki awkwardly looked away...

Who knows how Aqua became a goddess! She has absolutely no morals whatsoever.

Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon

Seeing Kazuma instantly killed with a single strike, Fujimaru Ritsuka shrank back with lingering fear: "This world doesn't seem as wonderful as I imagined."

Hidden behind the Kazuma Squad's antics and laughter, it seems the world is a bit too dangerous; even cabbages that were once considered food can now injure people!

Moreover, Aqua has thrown countless reincarnated individuals over, including that one named Mitsuki Hibiki, yet not a single one has defeated the Demon King so far.

Moreover, even though I avoided those dangerous quests, I still encountered a hidden boss by choosing the Snow Spirit quest!

Da Vinci was somewhat embarrassed: "Could it be that Kazuma's life was so difficult simply because Aqua's luck was negative?"

And if I remember correctly, Aqua captured 4 Snow Spirits, but she's only released 3 so far. Where did she hide the other one? I have a feeling she's going to trick us again!

[The scene shifts, and Kazuma, who died, arrives in the afterlife. He finds the same familiar chair, but this time it's occupied by a different goddess.]

“Mr. Kazuma Sato, welcome to the afterlife. I am Eris, the goddess who will guide you on a new path!”

"Your life in this world has ended!"

Kazuma felt a sense of déjà vu about the scene before him; it seemed similar to when he first met Aqua.

However, unlike Aqua, Eris is not only gentle and kind, but also deeply sympathetic to Kazuma's two deaths, and promises to let him be reborn into a wealthy family this time.

Kazuma immediately perked up: "If possible, having a beautiful girl with above-average looks, intelligence, and physical abilities, especially a childhood friend, would be even better!"

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