[A lich, once hailed as the strongest mage but now known as a poor boss due to struggling business, and a troubled girl who has dedicated everything to her one and only explosive spell.]
The two unleashed their strongest explosive magic, launching it towards the impregnable mobile fortress!
"Explosion——!!"】22
[The two unleashed explosive magic at the exact same time, heading towards the mobile fortress's legs. The massive burst of magical energy exploded violently like a dazzling sun, followed by a pillar of light shooting into the sky!]
The mobile fortress, its legs destroyed, was ejected from the explosion, crashing to the ground with a deafening roar. After hitting the ground at its base, it continued its downward trajectory towards the town.
The enormous, sliding object didn't crash into the roadblocks in front of the town; it only came to a complete stop right in front of Darkness, who was wielding swords in both hands!
"It still has to be Kazuma, who can accurately grasp each teammate and bring out the true strength of this group of terrible teammates!"
"Good heavens, are you sure this is really a newbie village? This thing that could destroy a nation was actually defeated here..."
When everyone watched Wiz begin chanting the Explosion spell, they couldn't help but feel a pang of stomachache. So Explosion spells really do have incantations? What on earth was Megumin chanting before?
Here, you'll never guess which line is the incantation for the Explosion spell! Apart from the word "Explosion," the incantations are completely unrelated.
Bless the World
Hearing Kazuma's encouraging words to Megumin, Wiz, the poor owner of the magic item shop, pointed to himself with a somewhat blank expression: "Eh... is it shameful to lose to me!"
In life, she was at least a mage-level ice witch, and after death, she became a lich, which is still at the level of a demon king's army officer, so she shouldn't be considered weak.
Finally, Wiz breathed a sigh of relief, a gentle smile gradually spreading across his face: "It's good that we won. Now we don't have to move! And maybe it will even make our little shop's business better."
Defeating the mobile fortress means gaining fame, which will then attract customers to the item shop. Hopefully, this will finally allow me to shed the title of "poor boss."
"That's it...?" The people in the Adventurers' Guild were still in shock.
Some were astonished to discover that the so-called humanoid calamity destroyer was actually defeated by adventurers from their starting village.
"That girl with mental issues did a fantastic job!"
"Yes, yes, thank you so much, you girl with something wrong with your head!"
Huihui gripped her staff tightly, wishing she could unleash a burst spell right then and there. "If you want to compliment someone, just call them by their name! You bunch of bastards!!"
Everyone cheered for Kazuma's team. As for Wiz, who had also been a great help, everyone said they would patronize her prop shop more often in the future, but definitely next time!
After all, this is the beginner village, and she sells high-level items that beginners can't afford. Those who can afford them can't use them in the beginner village. It's a vicious cycle, so how can her business not be sluggish?
Type-Moon Fifth World War
As the mobile fortress finally collapsed in front of Darkness, Rin Tohsaka and the others all turned their gazes toward Artoria.
He revealed an expression that seemed to say, "How did you ever get to make a cameo appearance without saying a word?"
Emiya Shirou's lips twitched slightly: "I almost thought she was going to shout 'EX Rikuro!'"
Both their posture and their calm and composed expression in the face of danger are too similar, almost making me associate Darkness, that pervert, with Artoria.
"..." Feeling the gazes cast upon her, Artoria, though somewhat reluctant to admit it, had actually felt the same way just now, the same feeling as when she shouted "EX-Li-Bang!"
"Well done, Megumin!" Kazuma turned to look at the chuunibyou (delusional) mage who had collapsed, utterly exhausted.
"As expected of a lich, much stronger than me!" Huihui, who considered herself no less skilled in explosion magic, knew very well that her explosion magic had just been less powerful than Wiz's, and her expression fell: "...I'm not reconciled..."
The adventurers cheered when they saw that the monster no longer stood up.
"Did it work? Now that this is over, I'm going back to my hometown to get married."
Aqua, equally excited, exclaimed, "Alright, let's go back and celebrate with drinks! I wonder how much the reward will be."
Kazuma quickly tried to shut Aqua up: "You idiot, why did you set such a cliché flag?!"
But it seemed too late. The mobile fortress began flashing red, and a loud voice came from within: "Due to massive damage to the machine, the self-destruct mechanism has been activated. Crew members, please evacuate the machine immediately and seek shelter..."
"Opening champagne at the halfway point is strictly prohibited. Now it's like an old general on a stage, covered in flags. Even his words are no longer as effective as the law."
"As we all know, you can't make promises lightly, especially those about success, going back to your hometown to get married, etc. These phrases are always sure to come true!"
Wiz, as expected of a Demon King's army officer, not only unleashed powerful explosive magic, but also didn't drain all of her magic power like Megumin did.
Academy City World
"What a misfortune..." Touma Kamijou murmured involuntarily, looking at the scene before him. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Even though the mobile fortress had already ceased its operational capabilities, it unexpectedly still had other functions. It's true that you can't celebrate halfway through the game.
And... which wicked researcher invented this thing? Why did they even include such a bizarre self-destruct function?
This is the culmination of your hard work! Adding a self-destruct function means you won't accidentally blow yourself up while researching.
"No, it's hopeless!" Seeing that all hope was lost, the adventurers retreated, preparing to return to town to pack their belongings and flee!
Kazuma, carrying Megumin on his back, approached Darkness: "Darkness, let's take refuge!"
Darkness took a deep breath and said in a solemn voice, "I will not back down until the very end. A knight cannot flee before his people!"
Kazuma looked at Darkness with deep admiration, as if he were meeting her for the first time.
Darkness continued, "And imagine what it would feel like to be bathed in the explosion that blows a city to pieces! An unprecedented level of excitement!"
"Eh!" Kazuma couldn't hold back any longer; so that was the real reason.
"I couldn't hold back any longer, here I come, hahaha 037!" Darkness, her face flushed with excitement, charged towards the mobile fortress, sword in hand!
The adventurers who had just retreated were moved by Darkness's chivalry when they saw her launch a solo attack, assuming she would finish her off before the explosion.
Everyone instantly became energized. The image of the succubus flashed through their minds. A hidden powerhouse nearby exclaimed, "I finally remember why I'm still stuck in the newbie village even though I'm over level 30!"
[Duster then looked at the coupon in his hand, and the succubus sister's figure flashed across the screen again, tears streaming down her face: "So far, we've been given such good deals; if we don't repay this kindness now, there will be no future!"]
"Don't be afraid, let's go!!"
"Darkness... Chivalry! How can these two things be connected?"
People from other worlds were somewhat ashamed. "Don't overthink it. Darkness, that pervert, just succumbed to her desires. She definitely didn't think that much about it."
And chivalry... if knights were really like her, then they would be completely hopeless.
"I was getting all fired up, so why are these weird scenes happening? And Duster, didn't you just get a coupon for the Succubus Cafe?"
"Good heavens, I was wondering why so many male adventurers stayed here. So that's why. They're real men."
What noble chivalry these adventurers possess! It's simply incredible, and even their reason for protecting the town is enough to bring tears to one's eyes... What a load of rubbish!!
Everyone was speechless, their faces full of black lines as they stared at the group of old gentlemen. What could be the reason that these big shots, whose levels far exceeded those of the newbie village, were hiding here? It was so hard to guess!
P.S.: I'll write a few funny chapters from Gintama next, Shogun Kayo!
Chapter 465 The Mentally Challenged Inventor! An Even More Mentally Challenged Diary.
God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!
"These guys..." Kazuma was speechless for a moment. He thought his reason for staying was bizarre enough, but he didn't expect there to be something even more abstract.
Good grief, I don't even want to expose the reasons why a bunch of level 30+ players are staying in the newbie village.
"Damn it, what's the difference between this and a public execution? Not everyone has the thick skin of a devilish man!"
The group of burly adventurers blushed slightly, and somewhat embarrassed, they put on a simple, goofy expression to cover up their awkwardness...
He cursed inwardly, thinking, "If I'd known it would be exposed, I would have made it sound more respectable! Now I'll definitely be sentenced to a life without a wife."
Meanwhile, some of the female adventurers quickly moved out of sight, considerately pretending not to have heard anything, and sighed inwardly... let's just take it as their courage in order to protect the town.
After all, that scene looked pretty exciting, and I really didn't want to associate it with that ridiculous reason.
Most importantly, these women, who are extremely confident in their figures and appearances, simply don't want to admit that they've lost to succubi...
To protect the succubus lady, the male adventurers decided to fight to the death and launched an assault on the fallen mobile fortress.
"Keep pushing!"
"Hey! The person in charge, come out here right now!"
[It turns out that the old pervert's power was indeed formidable; the adventurers, howling like a band of mountain bandits attacking a small village, stormed into the massive fortress!]
In no time at all, the mobile fortress was smashed to pieces, inside and out.
Wiz frowned slightly and offered his suggestion: "Mr. Kazuma, if we could find a braking device, we might be able to stop the self-destruction."
Meanwhile, Aqua, watching the unusually excited adventurers, tugged at Kazuma with a hint of fear: "Judging from this situation... it's enough to leave it to them, let's go back... let's try again tomorrow!"
"Let's go, you useless goddess!" Kazuma grabbed Aqua, who was trying to escape, and rushed inside with Wiz.
"Good heavens, dismantling such a massive mobile fortress at such a speed is incredible! Just how many high-level adventurers were hidden inside?!"
"Aqua truly lives up to her title as the goddess of wisdom. Her wisdom led her to immediately think of running away with the bucket. I knew I hadn't misjudged you."
Seeing the goddess of wisdom so timid, everyone was completely speechless. You're a goddess! A goddess who can cause a great flood with a mere gesture, how could you become so timid so quickly?
There's a reason why Kazuma calls her a useless goddess: she's good at everything, but useless when things are going well! She's good at nothing but running away.
Led by the adventurers, the Kazuma Party members quickly located the main control room, where a human skeleton, now reduced to white bones, sat in the center seat.
Aqua scrutinized him closely: "He didn't even show the slightest attachment, let alone become an undead. He died quite quickly."
[Then Aqua found a diary on the table, opened it, and began to read aloud. The adventurers around her wisely kept quiet.]
A high-ranking official from the country gave me a difficult problem: to manufacture mobile weapons on a minimal budget, which was simply impossible... I tried pretending that I had lost my mind and running around wearing only my underwear.
The female researcher told me to quickly take off my underwear too, saying that the country was probably doomed. So I casually scribbled a picture of a spider on a piece of paper and handed it in, but to my surprise, it was approved.
"..." Everyone couldn't help but look at the skeleton sitting on the seat, while Aqua continued to read the contents of her diary softly.
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