Everyone laughs at Aqua for being silly, but everyone wishes they had an Aqua in their life.
"Boom—" Another familiar explosion rang out. Aqua returned to the cell, looking at Kazuma with a bewildered expression and complaining.
"They returned undetected, but for some reason, they were immediately identified as the perpetrators of the bombing!"
"The investigative capabilities of this world should not be underestimated."
[However, Aqua was very confident this time because she had Megumin put a hood over her head, so she wouldn't be discovered.]
[After Aqua learned that the cell door had a combination lock, she triumphantly took out a wire saw and threw it inside.]
Kazuma stared silently at the windowsill, which was at least two meters high: "I can't reach it..."
“No problem, I’m not stupid!” Aqua acted as if she had expected this, bringing along the real stepping stone.
But the window is so small, how can we throw it in? This didn't stump the clever Aqua either; she simply grabbed the stepping stone and ran to the gatekeeper.
[Then Kazuma, in his cell, overheard Aqua arguing with the guard: "No, this is something Kazuma needs. It's a gift for him as a token of his appreciation."]
The guard wasn't stupid: "I've never heard of sending a footstool as a token of appreciation."
Kazuma was speechless. Rather than waiting for the Muggle goddess to rescue him, he figured it was faster to just go to sleep. He crawled back into bed and fell fast asleep.
"Hahaha... I can't take it anymore... I'm really laughing so hard this time... Aqua is a genius, she can't stump me at all... Hahaha."
"Wearing a hood... How did she come up with such a brilliant idea? It's like a burying one's head in the sand in another world. What good is it other than fooling oneself?"
"I'm not stupid either... Hahaha, where does Aqua's inexplicable confidence come from?!"
The people from other worlds were doubled over with laughter. Goddess Aqua, couldn't you use your clever brain to think about how many people in the whole town knew explosion magic? Guess how you found out? (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Moreover, Megumin and Darkness might actually be geniuses on par with Aqua! They actually believed the idea of wearing hoods...
That's incredibly clever! They almost died laughing. Without Kazuma, the three people outside couldn't even muster a single brain.
P.S.: After glancing at the comments, let's keep going!
Chapter 468 Magic Detector, and a truly massive social death scene!
Be careful in the brave world
"Hahaha...this...this silly goddess." Lisda laughed without any regard for her image, almost laughing until tears streamed down her face: "I finally understand how difficult it is to truly be with someone, haha."
Ryuguuin Seiya was also taken aback by Aqua's actions, and remained silent for a moment: "Didn't she think of sawing open the iron window and throwing the stepping stone in?"
Aqua actually wanted the guards to bring her footrest box in openly... No wonder she is called the goddess of wisdom, such a genius idea is something no normal person could come up with.
Why would she send a step stool into Kazuma's house in the middle of the night as a "comfort gift"? Does she think everyone is stupid? What's the difference between this and just asking the guard to open the door for her?
And Aqua too, being caught wearing a hood... It's not that you underestimated the world's security measures, but rather that you overestimated your own intelligence. Do you think everyone is as stupid as you?
Out of caution, Ryuguuin Seiya glanced at the useless goddess Ristarte beside him and became slightly more vigilant.
While not as clever as Aqua, Ristarte's expressive face is enough to show that she's no ordinary god. "Sansansan" might even be comparable to Aqua; getting tricked by her could be troublesome, so it's best to be cautious.
OVERLORD World
Ainz Ooal Gown stood there dumbfounded, even starting to question his own existence: "Why is it that I'm the one who gets countered by this silly goddess...?"
This made him fear that there might be other goddesses like Aqua outside. Although Aqua wasn't very bright, he would be an idiot if he ignored Aqua's power.
Albedo's expression froze slightly; it was the first time she'd seen a true idiot: "He has intelligence, but not much..."
Using a wire to open a combination lock, wearing a hood, sawing through an iron door—this series of plans completely exposed her weaknesses, Aqua!
No wonder Kazuma is so weak yet he can be the captain. It turns out that among the four of them, Kazuma is the only one with brains!
Thinking this, Albedo quickly looked away from the screen, afraid that looking at it for too long would lower her intelligence and turn her into an idiot like Aqua.
And so, Aqua's meticulously devised rescue plan failed once again.
The next day, Kazuma was taken to the interrogation room. The prosecutor took out a lie detector and began questioning Kazuma about his birthplace and previous occupation.
"Born in Japan, and a student there!"
"Ding—" The magic item rang as soon as the words were spoken, leaving both the real person dumbfounded. They quickly explained that they hadn't lied.
"Ding..." Then the magical artifact beeped again, and the knight in charge of taking notes quickly wrote down what he had said and done.
[As if understanding something, Kazuma dejectedly repeated his answer: "Born in Japan, I spend my days holed up at home, wallowing in self-pity."]
The prosecutor stared at the magical artifact, and after realizing it hadn't worked this time, asked seriously, "So... what was your motivation for becoming an adventurer?"
[He said, as if it were the truth, "To save those persecuted by the Demon King's army..."]
"Ding—!" Before the words were finished, the sound of the magical item rang out again.
Facing the prosecutor's interrogative gaze, Kazuma completely gave up and said dismissively, "Adventurers seem really cool, making a lot of money easily and being surrounded by beautiful girls..."
Hearing the knight rapidly recording behind him, Kazuma was on the verge of collapse, tears welling in his eyes, his innermost thoughts spilling out.
"This isn't some magical lie detector; it's practically a life self-examination device. It's not just about killing someone, it's about destroying their spirit."
"Hahaha, this was truly high-energy throughout! Kazuma's expression of utter despair is as if he's telling the prosecutor... Don't ask anymore, I'd rather die!"
Seeing Kazuma practically dying of rage, the crowd's expressions turned somewhat pitying. What was the difference between this and publicly announcing one's sexual fetish? This was just too outrageous.
As expected of Shinichi, even his reason for becoming an adventurer is so simple and unpretentious: he simply thinks it's cool, can make money, and can attract beautiful girls.
Jobless Reincarnation World
"This magical artifact is absolutely terrifying!" Rudy's back was soaked with sweat after watching Kazuma expose himself in public. This thing should not be allowed to exist.
What is this? A large-scale public execution scene, where everyone's deepest secrets are laid bare!
Fortunately, they didn't ask about that aspect, otherwise Kazuma would probably have confessed everything to preserve his innocence.
Knowing this would happen, they might as well have tried to crack the combination lock and run away. With Kazuma's incredible luck, maybe the door would have opened after a few tries.
Bless the World
"No!!! Stop asking... Please! I'll confess, I'll confess everything." Kazuma felt a sense of shame that his secrets had been exposed, and he twisted and turned in a grotesque manner.
Aqua and Megumin made a tactical maneuver, quietly moving away from Kazuma.
The adventurers around them seemed to be used to Kazuma's sudden outburst of madness, just like how adding a few more holes to a dilapidated house wouldn't make much difference.
The burly man with the rooster-like haircut came to Kazuma's side again and gave him a thumbs up: "Welcome to the entrance to hell."
"Seriously, are you really not a seasoned adventurer?" Kazuma was even more distraught upon hearing this.
It's one thing for a tailor to always be in the Adventurers' Guild, but why do you always speak with such airs? Are you some kind of hidden big shot in the starting village?
At this point, Kazuma panicked and told the prosecutor that he really did it to save the town, and that blowing up the lord's house was a complete accident.
Seeing that the magical artifact hadn't activated, the prosecutor breathed a sigh of relief, realizing she might have made a mistake, as the rumors surrounding him weren't good, leading to some misunderstandings.
The prosecutor's attitude suddenly changed; his tone became much more humble and reasonable, and he even bowed deeply to Kazuma in apology. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Seeing the prosecutor's sudden change in attitude, Kazuma immediately took advantage of the situation, berated the prosecutor, and even made the prosecutor make him tea.
[And when faced with Kazuma being cleared of suspicion, the prosecutor was very obedient, standing up to make tea, only to be scolded by Kazuma again!]
"It's so cold! Don't the prosecutors here even know how to make tea? Judging from your stern look at the police station, you probably don't have a boyfriend..."
"No!" The prosecutor stared at Kazuma expressionlessly and said decisively, "That's right, that's just my personality, which is why no man has pursued me at this age. Are you satisfied now?"
Seeing that the magical artifact didn't activate, Kazuma felt the prosecutor's sharp gaze, and his earlier smugness vanished instantly.
"Hahaha, you really can't watch this video while eating. It's so bizarre and twisted that I almost forgot who was interrogating whom."
"Damn, this magical item is a double-edged sword. If you're not careful, it can expose your secrets too! Kazuma is in big trouble now, he's stepped right into a minefield."
Everyone burst into laughter at Kazuma's fickle and despicable behavior.
You thought he was an adventurer? Wrong, he's more like a high-IQ thug! He completely turned the tables, truly a despicable hero…
And have they forgotten that there is a knight taking notes? Is it really okay for you to keep stepping on each other's minefields like this?
The knight behind him kept writing furiously, no wonder he was a professional; he didn't even laugh when he heard these funny secrets.
"Don't get too cocky!" The prosecutor pushed up his glasses, staring at Kazuma with a very imposing gaze.
"Do you know what the locals call you? Scumbag Zhen, trash Zhen..."
Seeing Kazuma's somewhat broken state, the prosecutor sighed wearily. Just to be on the safe side, she asked one last question: "Are you really not connected to the Demon King's Army? You haven't had any dealings with any of their officers, have you?"
“No, that’s not true, I…”
"bite--"】
Kazuma's expression stiffened, and his face covered in cold sweat as he continued, "Does he... look... that... amazing?!"
The prosecutor's expression instantly turned wary. Hearing the bell of the magical artifact ring, Kazuma belatedly realized that Wiz was a 4.6 officer in the Demon King's army…
"Scumbag...trash, these nicknames are really apt, and the key is that no one can find a reason to refute them."
"This is really bad. She really asked a terrible question."
Everyone realized that this magical item was quite amazing. Even Kazuma himself, who had forgotten about it, could judge the truth or falsehood of the statement. Wouldn't he be omniscient?
The ruined world of Fulilian
Philon asked, somewhat bewildered, "Miss Wiz? Is she really a high-ranking officer in the Demon King's army...?"
Not only does she purify the dead from time to time, but she also saves the starting village town alongside Kazuma. She's practically a goddess even more than Aqua!
Wiz is less of a Demon King's army officer and more of an outsourced worker responsible for the Demon King's castle barrier; he's just doing a job in name only.
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