Gintoki slammed his fist on the table and retorted, "Baka yarou! How could I only care about winning in a game? You were clearly talking about Kazuma."
Shinpachi retorted speechlessly, "Is that all you're going to complain about? Why didn't you refute everything I said before..."
Although the plan had deviated somewhat, there was nothing that could be done. Just as Kazuma was inspecting the area around the house, a peculiar room caught his attention.
[Upon entering, they discovered the lord grinning mischievously at himself in the mirror. Startled, the lord exclaimed, "Wh...what? It's you! There's nothing here!"]
"What are you looking at?" Kazuma leaned close to the mirror and stared at it, then realized it was a two-way mirror that showed the adjacent bathroom.
Kazuma's tone was somewhat unfriendly: "Did you tamper with the mirror because Darkness wanted to stay there?"
The fat lord awkwardly turned his head to the side and extended an invitation: "Want...want to watch together...?"
Faced with this unreasonable request, Kazuma was filled with a sense of justice: "How could I possibly agree to such a request! Alright, get out of here, I want to stay in this room!"
Seeing Kazuma wave him away, the lord, knowing he was in the wrong, instinctively started to walk away, but suddenly stopped in his tracks: "Huh? Wait a minute, you want to stay in this room?"
Kazuma said seriously, "Hey, don't overthink it! I only chose this room to protect my comrades."
The two then started arguing, with Kazuma even threatening the lord: "Do you want everyone in the manor to know this room exists? This is a deal, so you'd better shut up."
The lord was stunned by Kazuma's shamelessness: "I feel like I smell a kindred spirit in you. Wouldn't it be better to shake hands and cooperate now?"
[Kazuma was instantly tempted by the suggestion. Just as the two scoundrels were about to shake hands and make peace, Darkness smashed the magic mirror with a punch: "What an interesting topic! Can you tell me exactly what you're discussing?"] (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
The two who were just working together suddenly pointed at each other, accusing the other of trying to spy on them...
"Hahaha, this is hilarious! Those two scumbags have finally found kindred spirits. They should become sworn brothers!"
"Is this what a scumbag's daily life is like... Pfft... Hahaha, it's completely against the natural order, brazenly staying in the room, who's the master of this place!"
Everyone watching the video was laughing hysterically. "As expected of Kazuma! This fat lord has a keen eye for people; he can even smell a kindred spirit in Kazuma..."
That's absolutely incredible. In a sense, he's right. Birds of a feather flock together.
Azure Sea World
Senior Zi clutched her stomach, laughing until tears streamed down her face: "Hahaha, what a brilliant move to turn the tables, it's hilarious... As expected, only scumbags can deal with scumbags."
Kazuma's consistently amazing performance is something even the scum lord would envy. He was almost fooled by Kazuma. When it comes to being a master, Kazuma is the real deal.
Kitahara Iori was also full of admiration: "This is the first time I've seen such a scumbag protagonist so brazenly."
"I want to stay in this room to protect my comrades..." You probably don't even believe yourself. How could you say something so shameless?
Chisa stared at Kazuma on the screen with the look of someone looking at scum: "Am I witnessing a historic meeting between two scumbags?"
Birds of a feather flock together. No wonder the perverted lord said he could smell the scent of his own kind. You really did these things? You scum!
[A few more days passed, and Kazuma took Megumin out every day to unleash explosive magic. After several days, the area around the royal capital was filled with huge nuclear craters.]
Aqua completely considered himself the master of the place, spending his days drinking himself into a stupor with his maids.
[In just one week, Aqua had drunk all the wine in the mansion's collection and was still drunkenly yelling, "Hey, I know you have other good wines, bring them out!"]
Meanwhile, Megumin spends her days boasting about her heroic deeds, as for Kazuma...
"Could you please give me my usual massage? I'd like to have giant bison sukiyaki tomorrow, and the down comforter I ordered has arrived..."
The perverted lord looked at the group who had already made themselves at home and forced a smile: "Lady Darkness, I did say before that you shouldn't be so polite, but this..."
Darkness, her face flushed, immediately bowed deeply at a 90-degree angle and apologized: "You don't need to explain, I'll leave right away!"
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
Merlin surveyed the deep craters: "Judging from the craters alone, the power was enough to wipe out a city in one shot... But is it really okay to bomb like this near the capital every day?"
Even the roads were blown up! The damage caused by the Demon King's army isn't as great as yours! If this happens a few more times, the map will really need to be redrawn.
Siduri looked speechlessly at the Kazuma Squad who were freeloading: "These guys are the real thieves... You really don't consider yourselves outsiders."
Their adaptability is just too fast! They've completely taken the lord's house as their own! And Goddess Aqua, she drank all the wine in the mansion's wine cellar.
Even Ishtar nodded in agreement with Siduri's view: "This is clearly like inviting back a bunch of living fathers, and they have to be fed and cared for."
Tsk tsk, this is even worse than a thief breaking into your house. A bunch of adventurers have come to freeload, and because of the king's orders, the lord can't even chase them away...
P.S.: Hehe, wishing my grandpa a happy 75th birthday! Best of all, he has excellent health!
Chapter 528 Aqua transforms into a ring, but how would I know where it goes?
Bless the World
Seeing the group of people stuffing themselves, even Darkness, that pervert, felt a strange sense of shame: "Stop it, all of you..."
She felt like she was bringing friends who worked out of town home, and they were causing a ruckus and making a fool of themselves at someone's house! Even she would have a hard time holding back!
However, for Kazuma, who has no morals, this level of embarrassment is nothing new. After all, he's been shameless since the video surfaced...
The adventure of carrying bricks and mortar, and leading a bunch of dubious characters, is finally coming to an end! Kazuma was so excited that tears streamed down his face.
This is the life I've always dreamed of! I'm waited on hand and foot, and I even have a maid to serve me. It's just wonderful!
The best part is that I can also torment that perverted lord a bit while I'm at it—double the joy, but…
"Why do you always do such weird things when it comes to your embarrassing parts? Shouldn't you be excited under normal circumstances?"
Darkness grabbed Kazuma's collar, her face flushed, and said, "What nonsense are you talking about! I'm a nobleman, after all. I'd only feel ashamed, not excited, about this kind of thing!"
[That night, unable to sleep because she had slept too much during the day, Kazuma went to the kitchen ("897") to find something to eat, only to discover that someone had already arrived.]
"Is that Aqua..." Kazuma was about to go up and greet her when he heard a muttered voice coming from ahead.
"There aren't even any guards. Am I overthinking this?"
Kazuma immediately became excited, then used his stealth skill to quickly approach his opponent, and pounced on him—yes, this pursuit involved a whole series of groping and assault.
"No, no... Eh!" The righteous thief let out a shameful cry, then sensed a familiar presence: "Could it be you Kazuma? By the way, what strange thing are you holding onto right now?!"
Although Kazuma found the voice somewhat familiar, he still held on tightly: "No, I'm catching an intruder right now."
[Only after Chris pulled off his mask did he reluctantly let go of Zhencai's hand.]
Chris knelt on the ground, tears welling in her eyes, her voice trembling with sobs: "I can never get married..."
[Just as Chris was about to explain, Kazuma immediately covered his ears: "I don't want to hear it. If this continues, we'll end up getting into trouble again, just like before!"]
[Then he urged Chris to leave quickly, and before leaving, Kazuma even had Chris tie him up, so that he could explain himself more easily.]
Why did you suspect Aqua first in the kitchen...? The people outside the video twitched slightly. Seriously, what kind of image does this water goddess have in your eyes?
Sword Art Online World
Seeing Kazuma refusing to listen to her reasons, Asuna shook her head helplessly: "Your hero has refused the invitation to accept the quest... and is trying to escape the dungeon."
He's clear-headed, skips the side quests, and acts like a seasoned player who doesn't want to trigger any plot points!
But... just thinking about this made Asuna's face darken. Couldn't he have listened to Chris's whole story? After all, he didn't seem to have any main quests to do! He was just killing time anyway.
Moreover, given how bizarre you are, I can confidently suspect that you already knew the other person's identity all along, and were just pretending.
"But Kazuma didn't arrest Chris, so he still values friendship... right?" Kirito's voice trailed off until even he was a little unsure.
Seeing Chris's blushing face, even Kirito, who wanted to save face for his male comrades, couldn't continue speaking. No matter how you looked at it, he was a complete scumbag!
When Kenny and the others heard the commotion and rushed over with their lanterns, they found Kazuma already tied up and lying on the ground.
[Bound and resolute, the figure said with great resentment, "It's a pity that she still managed to escape in the end. How could I make such a mistake? I was so careless!"]
Darkness, hearing this, also expressed some regret: "They escaped? Are you alright? Did you see what the thief looked like?"
“That…that…” Kazuma’s voice became hesitant: “He’s a man wearing a suspicious mask, maybe even stronger than a Demon King’s army officer.”
Aqua looked at Kazuma in silence for a moment: "You can't move at all right now, can you?"
Then, taking this opportunity, she decisively confessed to Kazuma that when he was kidnapped... she not only broke the dolls in his room, but also left a lot of leftover trash inside.
Although Kazuma wanted to hit him, he suppressed his anger and forced a smile: "No...it's okay. We're such good friends, untie me first..."
Darkness and Megumin, seeing this, grinned wickedly with twisted expressions: "This is quite a pleasant situation!"
"What happened!" The lord, hearing the commotion, led his large army over, only to be startled by the scene before him.
Darkness straddled Kazuma, stuffing pudding into his mouth with a delighted expression: "Tell me quickly! Tell me I've been too arrogant lately, and I'm truly sorry!"
"I sincerely apologize for the trouble I've caused you during this time! I'm truly sorry for being so shameless!"
OVERLORD World
Looking at Kazuma, who lies without even a draft, Old Bone could hardly bear to watch: "Your lies just come out of your mouth, Kazuma-nii-san, with too much personal bias added!"
I know you want to save face, but you can't just make things up randomly. There are so many rhetorical devices available, but you chose exaggeration, which makes it sound full of holes.
If the other party truly possessed the strength of a Demon Lord's subordinate, given your current level, you wouldn't just be tied up there begging for help...
Also, you said you were wearing a mask, how could you tell if someone was male or female?!
Shalltear was speechless: "Stronger than a cadre, a suspicious man wearing a mask, you might as well just name Barnier by name!"
A certain demon who was still working at Wiz's shop was inexplicably framed.
Type-Moon Fifth World War (For super exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Seeing this, Rin Tohsaka laughed and said, "Hahaha, I felt something was off when I saw Aqua... Turns out everyone's a villain."
What a sincere apology! Taking advantage of Kazuma's inability to move to confess, Aqua, you really know how to take advantage of someone's misfortune. This move is so despicable.
Even Shirou Emiya couldn't hold back anymore: "We're such good friends... Don't you have any conscience saying that?"
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