Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Kazuma silently reached out and grabbed Aqua's cheeks, pulling and tugging at them until Aqua cried out in pain before letting go.

Kazuma then told the two to go back first, as Aqua and the others, lacking stealth skills, were not suitable for infiltration.

"Seriously, Aqua, how many divine positions do you hold... Goddess of Wisdom, Goddess of Water, Goddess of Talent, Goddess of Feasts! That's four already."

Add to that her habit of sleeping with a bottle of alcohol in her arms, and calling her a wine goddess wouldn't be wrong. Does she somehow earn five salaries?

Seeing Aqua's baffling behavior, even those watching from outside the video couldn't help but sigh, "She's still so cute... adorably silly!"

Absolute Demonic Front: Babylon

Ishtar, also a goddess, covered her cheeks with her hands and said with exasperation, "It's rare to see her not using flowery language, but what the heck is this 'Hundred Skills'...?"

The skill name is meaningless, and the effect is even more bizarre. This is supposed to be an infiltration mission, not a talent show... Are they planning to have Kazuma perform a talent for the guards?

Merlin said somewhat uncertainly, "Aqua probably used all the amplification magic she knows, anyway, it doesn't seem to have any effect!"

He couldn't guarantee it either, because even he couldn't possibly try to understand Aqua's thoughts; doing so would only make him look foolish.

Ishtar sighed, "In that case, it would be more practical to just give him a mask instead of adding magic."

Once Kazuma puts on the mask, he'll be completely unrestrained! He can even conquer the capital, so why would he be afraid of infiltrating a minor noble's house?

Kazuma was a seasoned infiltrator, and he quickly slipped inside. But one problem remained: he didn't know where Darkness's room was.

This troubled him somewhat, and Kazuma hid behind the door, deep in thought: "If Darkness orders a midnight snack, I can follow the servant who brings the food to her room..."

[But Kazuma then shook his head, feeling it was unrealistic. In a situation like this, having a talent like imitating voices… wait, a talent?]

Kazuma suddenly coughed and began to imitate, "My name is Norris!"

The incredible voice imitation startled Kazuma, who then eagerly began mimicking Darkness's voice: "Kazuma-sama is amazing...hug me!"

[Even Darkness's voice imitation was indistinguishable from the real thing, Kazuma exclaimed excitedly: "This is so useful, this is so useful! I'll apologize to Aqua when we get back."]

"Holy crap, is this talent buff also a conceptual skill? Anyone who matches the talent can use it. Just how many minor skills does this buff include?!"

"I underestimated Aqua before. She really stacked the buff correctly. How could a skill that a goddess loves to use be bad?"

Aqua truly lives up to her title as the goddess of wisdom! Just like you never know what her next move will be, you can never guess when she'll be reliable and when she'll be unreliable!

Schrödinger's goddess, when you think she's reliable, you'll definitely get tricked; when you feel tricked, you'll realize how terrifyingly reliable Aqua is!

The main feature is repeated back and forth!

Kazuma used onomatopoeia to order Darkness a late-night snack, then followed the maid who delivered the food to her room.

[Then, when no one was around, Kazuma knocked on the door and, using a simulated voice, recounted a long, dark chapter of Darkness's past.]

Hearing this, Darkness, without a second thought, her eyes welling with tears and her cheeks flushed, rushed to the door, opened it, and met Kazuma's gaze!

"Charge!!" Kazuma seized the opportunity, shoving her onto the bed in the room and covering her mouth with his hand: "Don't think that just because I'm stronger with support magic, I'll easily lose to your power!"

However, Kazuma discovered that Darkness showed no intention of resisting. Tears welled in her eyes, her face was flushed, and rapid breathing escaped from between his hands.

This only made Kazuma panic. He looked left and right as if searching for a witness: "Hey, don't close your eyes like you've given up! Don't close your eyes, don't close your eyes!"

"Listen carefully, I'm letting you go now, don't scream!" Kazuma breathed a slight sigh of relief after seeing Darkness nod slightly, and then released her.

The instant he let go, Darkness's voice echoed throughout the entire mansion: "Thief!!!"

Bless the World

Huihui looked at the scene before her and inexplicably became furious: "You bastard, didn't you say you were going to find Darkness to get some answers? How did it turn into a night raid?!"

The atmosphere, combined with Darkness's closed eyes, hardly resembled an attempt to ask for an explanation; it was more like a night raid.

Faced with Huihui's questioning, Kazuma shrugged without changing his expression: "I knew this would happen... And you should ask Darkness why she closed her eyes."

"And why are you yelling! Darkness, I just wanted to ask you a question."

He's not some slow-witted protagonist; the atmosphere is clearly heading in a strange direction, so it's no wonder he's being misunderstood.

The key lies in Darkness's reaction; it seems very strange no matter how you look at it, as if she's hiding some secret.

"Huh? That...that..." Darkness blushed instantly when the question was directed at her, her voice trembling, "That's something for the future...I don't know either!"

Darkness's shout instantly attracted a large group of guards who rushed to the door and began knocking: "Young Miss, what has happened? I'll open the door right now."

"You tricked me!" Kazuma reached out and covered Darkness's mouth, trapping her body between his legs.

[Then she began to mimic Darkness's voice, shouting at the door, "Don't open it! I look terrible right now! I was just playing the game so intensely, it got so exciting, I couldn't help but yell!"]

Hearing Darkness's somewhat hurried voice coming from inside the room, the guards widened their eyes in surprise: "Huh? What are you doing in the middle of the night...?"

"Of course it's an adult game I played by myself! Don't make me say it out loud, it's so embarrassing!" Hearing Kazuma's mimicry, Darkness, whose mouth was covered, blushed and tears welled in her eyes as she desperately shook her head in denial.

Upon hearing this, the guards outside blushed and lowered their heads in embarrassment, then they heard Darkness's voice coming from inside.

"What? You say you want to check on my safety, but actually you just want to see me in this seductive pose? You pervert, ahhh..." Kazuma's hand was gripped tightly by Darkness, causing him to scream in pain.

"W-what's wrong?" Hearing this slightly pained cry, those outside were thrown into panic once more.

"It's nothing... I just forgot to turn off that suspicious magical toy!! It's going to... it's going to break! It's going to start acting weird..."

[Kazuma, enduring the excruciating pain of his right hand being nearly broken, continued to shout in Darkness's voice, "This can't go on, it's going to break...!"]

Upon hearing these eerie shouts, the guards blushed and quickly ran away.

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter... This isn't just 'defying the heavens,' it's downright outrageous!"

"Pfft... Hahaha, in a sense it is indeed going to break, but it's not the magic item that's breaking, it's Kazuma's hand."

The people watching the video burst into laughter, laughing so hard they couldn't stand up straight. It's true that when it comes to being bizarre and outrageous, you have to see He Zhen's performance. It's absolutely amazing!

While most people were exasperated, they quickly covered the child's ears, knowing they couldn't hear such inappropriate words.

Spy Playhouse World

Huang Hun was the kind of person who covered a child's ears, and only breathed a sigh of relief after it was over: "Seriously... what kind of nonsense was that?"

Adult games in the middle of the night? Magical items? Is this something children should hear? Even adults would be embarrassed. (Okay!)

"Although Kazuma did it to force the guards to retreat, this method is too extreme. Aren't you partners?" Even Twilight, who was a spy, felt that this method was too extreme.

If this rumor gets out, Darkness's reputation will definitely suffer tomorrow! Especially since gossip spreads fastest among the nobility.

Even after hearing the whispers of dusk, Ania was still completely confused... What is an adult game?

Bless the World

"Kazuma... Kazuma, what have you done?!" Darkness, with tears welling in her eyes, grabbed Kazuma by the collar and lifted him up.

Kazuma, who was being lifted up and shaken repeatedly, gradually began to foam at the mouth: "Don't worry, everyone outside the video knows it was me who said it..."

"But the guards inside don't know! Soon the news will spread that the eldest daughter of the Dustinis family is a pervert... well, that doesn't seem so bad."

With this thought in mind, Darkness suddenly put Kazuma down, her face flushed as she exhaled hot breaths from her nose and began to pant heavily.

Aqua reached out and took Kazuma, who was foaming at the mouth, and shook him, slapping him every now and then: "Wake up, Kazuma! Didn't you say you were going to sincerely apologize to the goddess? Hey, wake up!"

In the end, Huihui couldn't bear it any longer and reminded her, "Aqua! If you keep shaking him, he'll go see Eris again."

"Really?" Seeing Kazuma already unconscious, Aqua belatedly began casting healing magic on him.

Chapter 546 So you really do have abs...

After the guards left, He Zhen learned the reason for the marriage from Darkness's words: due to some family troubles, they owed the fat lord money and had no choice but to marry him!

"So that's why you want us to defeat Hydra? How much do they owe? I'll pay for it..."

Darkness interrupted Kazuma directly: "Don't tell me you're going to pay, Kazuma! I'm a nobleman, how can I let a commoner, whom I'm supposed to protect, use the money he worked so hard to earn to pay my debts!"

"And with your current assets, you can't possibly pay it off!"

As she spoke, Darkness stared intently at Kazuma, placing her hand on his, which appeared somewhat alluring in the starlight.

“Rather than just letting that lord take my body... I say, Kazuma, why don’t we just…”

As she spoke, Darkness gently grasped Kazuma's right hand and placed it on her abdomen, her face flushed as she looked at him, then softly closed her eyes.

Faced with this suggestive atmosphere, He Zhen, for some inexplicable reason, uttered a truly jarring remark: "He really does have abs..."

The awkward atmosphere was instantly shattered, and Kazuma was then beaten into a pulp by an enraged Darkness.

"No... Dude? The atmosphere's already this strong, even if I gave you a chance, it wouldn't be of any use! How much determination does a woman have to have to say something like that? You deserve to get beaten up."

Huihui was right after all. Kazuma is a person who has the desire but not the courage. He always chickens out at the crucial moment!

The scene before them was so moving that even the people watching the video were touched, but Kazuma's comment about abs completely ruined it... What a master at ruining the mood!

Labyrinth Diner World

Leo, his mouth full of food, kept chewing, and even paused for a moment while holding the bowl and chopsticks: "Wow... even with Aqua's magic, he still got beaten up black and blue. He's got some skills."

The four members of Kazuma's team seem to have maxed out their taunting skills. How should I put it? Sometimes I really feel like they all deserve a beating.

Chilchak, who has three children, shrugged: "Kazuma, when it comes to actually fighting, he'll find an excuse to retreat."

He usually has a lecherous and sadistic image, but now... it's really hard to tell whether he doesn't want to take advantage of someone in distress, or he's simply too afraid.

"I knew it would be like this." Marcusil had already anticipated this after her previous ordeal; she shouldn't expect any romantic developments in that other world!

Academy City World

Misaka Mikoto sighed helplessly: "Sigh... another person restricted by their identity. It's not impossible to ask Kazuma for help."

Sometimes she felt that Darkness was quite stubborn at times, refusing to help He Zhen simply because of their different social statuses.