Upon seeing this, Iori choked: "Cough cough... This isn't about gliding too well, it's about flying too low! As expected of a general, you easily accomplished what ordinary people can't!"
This can't be called gliding, it's called flying! Is this the power of money? It's truly enviable.
"Wait... you can tell he's a general just from a helicopter?" Ai Lai was completely bewildered. Your brain is just too good!
Iori said, half-laughing and half-crying, "I didn't want to either, but the problem is that the word 'General' was printed on the bottom of his skis!"
Now I know what those uniformed guys were doing! They were clearly police officers! No wonder they were so forceful in telling them to go and rest.
It turns out the general wanted to go skiing, and they were there to act as his bodyguards!
No wonder he became a general. Look at his skills; he's suspended in the air without even swaying, incredibly calm.
Detective Conan World
Inside a villa atop a mountain, Ran and Conan, who had been invited to the event, were both somewhat embarrassed by the sight: "This snow is so slippery... beyond my expectations!"
That's outrageous! No wonder they said it looked like a bird; apparently, it was being suspended by a helicopter. It really was flying on a 787!
"A way of playing that I never imagined...!" Even Sonoko, who comes from a wealthy family, was stunned. Was everything I learned before just a fake? This is real skiing?
Then, looking out the window at the blizzard still raging, Sonoko even considered calling a helicopter to experience it tomorrow.
Gin, the workaholic, snorted coldly upon seeing this. He said that helicopters were a waste to him unless they were used to straf the Tokyo Tower!
"Target landing site is 30 meters ahead. Report if you spot a person!" Inside the helicopter, the team reported this over the walkie-talkie.
"Please eliminate this immediately!"
[Upon receiving the order, a machine gun barrel extended from the front of the helicopter, and then unleashed a barrage of fire downwards... Rat-a-tat-tat!!!]
Although they were some distance apart, the crowd was startled and hurriedly fled the area.
Although there were no more people to obstruct the way, the ground had become uneven, and landing directly there was a risk of twisting an ankle, so they pulled out a rocket launcher and aimed it at the open space below...
"boom--"】
With a loud bang, the general emerged slowly from the smoke and dust of the explosion, skis in hand: "Jumping up felt so exhilarating, I want to do it again!"
After watching the helicopter hoist the general back to the mountaintop, Fourteen slowly lit a cigarette: "What reward trip? This is just protecting the general on his trip."
Yamazaki looked into the distance with some concern: "Isn't this going too far? It's too conspicuous, especially since we're supposed to be traveling incognito!"
Fourteen immediately started bluffing: "What a joke! Letting the general ski by himself would be disastrous if he got injured. We just need to make him think it's a normal way of skiing."
"Are these people really armed police, or terrorists? This is the first time I've seen such hardcore skiing. What kind of people are they?!"
Ordinary skiing... Upon hearing this, the people outside the video twitched at the corner of their mouths. They thought skiing with a helicopter was outrageous enough, but they didn't expect it to be an armed helicopter!
Machine guns and rockets... and you call this ordinary skiing? The general isn't stupid, who would believe that!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
Seeing this, Hideyoshi immediately began to complain: "Do they have some misunderstanding about traveling incognito..."
Your skis are practically emblazoned with "General" written on them! And your bodyguards, dressed all in black in the snow, are incredibly conspicuous!
Yuji sighed, "Using rocket launchers to clear the way is already conspicuous enough; it has absolutely nothing to do with traveling incognito!"
I have a feeling that it would be safer without their protection. Just from their dangerous behavior, I know that this group of police officers are no pushovers.
This isn't a reward trip at all; it's clearly a business trip!
Yamazaki looked at the crowd packing their bags with some unease: "But the ordinary tourists have all been scared away..."
"Having the entire venue booked out makes it much easier to ensure the general's safety! If anything happens to the general, even if we lined up all our heads, it wouldn't be enough." Sergeant Four said, pulling out his walkie-talkie again.
"Sougo, give the manager some money and stop the cable car."
[As the scene shifts to Sougo's side, a little girl is seen slowly pushing a giant snowball forward, with a suspiciously large pillar already standing in front of her!]
Sougo puts away his walkie-talkie and rushes over to shoo people away: "This is a ski resort. If you're not going to ski, find somewhere else! Hey, I told you to find somewhere else to build a snowman."
"Stop talking nonsense, this isn't a snowman!" Kagura stopped what she was doing and slowly turned around: "It's the New Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Woliner 7 2 Yi San Ling Ba II Group · Liao Pao A Lu!"
"Machine guns and cannons again? Any normal person would be scared away... If you knew it would be like this, you should have just booked it from the beginning!"
"Hahaha, this Mt. Lang's Cyclone Acceleration Cannon is so well-made!" (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Wait a minute… Everyone’s expression suddenly changed as they realized the key point. If normal people would be scared away, then who are these immortals who can stay in the face of this situation?
The worst part is that "ordinary people" are scared away, which means that what's left are not ordinary people at all!
Gintama World
"The shoguns have been skiing experts for generations." At the Shinsengumi headquarters, Tokugawa Shigeshige said expressionlessly, but no one present paid him any attention.
Hijikata Toshiro was nearly going crazy: "If this guy is there, it means that troublemaker with the naturally curly hair is there too!"
Where did that Yorozuya, which was so poor it was practically starving, get the spare money to go skiing? It seems the people left now are no ordinary folks.
"Calm down, Toshiro!" Kondo was also a little flustered, but he still tried to remain calm and said, "It's just building a snowman, it's okay! Things haven't gotten to the worst yet."
Meanwhile, at the Yorozuya's house on the other side, a bunch of strange people had already gathered.
MADAO pushed up his sunglasses in surprise: "I have to say, the new Armstrong Cyclone Armstrong Cannon is incredibly accurate!"
"Isn't that just a disgusting thing!" Shinpachi muttered to himself. Kagura's appearance might just be a coincidence. After all, what trouble could building a snowman cause?
Suddenly, the wig-wearing woman became excited, pushed open the window and jumped out: "Hahaha, you've shown your weakness! General, I'll go to the ski resort to wait now, let's go, Elizabeth."
"Ah, Lu?" Hearing the voice on the walkie-talkie, Fourteen had a bad feeling, followed by a loud bang.
"Boom—" A huge snowball slammed into the helicopter, causing it to explode again after crashing onto the snow.
"General—!" Fourteen stared blankly at the scene, the cigarette dangling from his mouth falling to the floor. He quickly pulled out his walkie-talkie.
"Sougo, what happened? Please answer!"
The two culprits behind all this, Kagura and Sougo, were now fighting fiercely. Kagura was wielding a giant snow pillar, while Sougo was relentlessly attacking with snowballs.
"Something terrible has happened at the Fourteenth!" Kondo, the police chief, realized the situation was dire and immediately called out on his walkie-talkie.
"I know I saw it all!"
Kondo said with a serious expression, "Actually, I just happened to find out that Ms. Tae and Shinpachi are here!"
Upon hearing this, Fourteen nearly went mad: "Huh? What are you talking about? Isn't it about the general's disappearance?"
"A thug wearing only his underwear just fell from the sky! Miss Amy was attacked!" As Kondo recounted this, a general, now only wearing his underwear, was seen hanging from Amiya's cable car, being kicked by Amiya.
"That's the general—!!"
"Hahaha, this is a completely nonsensical exchange. You, a police chief, are focusing on the wrong things. Poor general..."
"Wait...you actually let a little girl fight with what looks like a perverted thing?"
After seeing their two unreliable teammates, everyone watching the video was stunned. Is this a reliable police organization? One superior and one subordinate are completely irresponsible.
No wonder that uncle insisted that Fourteen come along; it turns out he was the only one doing the real work!
Gintama World
"Shogun...Shogun!" Gintoki and Shinpachi's faces changed drastically, turning ashen, as if they could already see their heads rolling.
Both of them broke out in a cold sweat. Why was the General there?! Why did building a snowball cause such a disaster?! Why is it that you're the one who got hurt, General?!
"Calm down! We should find the time machine first." Just as Gintoki was hurriedly shoving his head into the cabinet, he heard another burst of hearty laughter.
Just moments before, the wigist who had gone off to wait at the ski resort came running back: "Hahaha, as expected of the boss!"
When it comes to true anti-foreign patriots, the Yorozuya family is the place to be!
Inside the Shinsengumi... everyone present broke out in a cold sweat after witnessing this scene, not daring to utter a sound.
Only the general remained unmoved by the sight of himself kicking, continuing expressionlessly, "Generals have been panty enthusiasts for generations!"
Chapter 552 Frontal O-Brake! The brakes... are ruined.
"The skis are in the way, I can't move!" Unable to stand by and watch this "pervert" harass Miss Misaki, Kondo gritted his teeth and instantly stripped down to only his underwear.
"You pervert, get away from my Miss Miao!!"
Ah Miao grabbed the general with one hand and slammed him over: "You're the pervert!"
Kondo, struck by the impact, instantly lost consciousness. The two of them fell from the cable car, tumbling several times before landing on the skateboard, where they sped down the slope.
Seeing this, Fourteen immediately realized something was wrong: "Oh no! I fell onto the sled and started sliding!"
[After seeing the positions of the two people on the sled, Fourteen was completely taken aback: "Wait, the two people wearing only underwear are not in the right position!"]
The unconscious general lay sprawled on the sled, his rear end sticking up! Kondo, meanwhile, was kneeling, facing forward...
Even onlookers gasped in shock: "What is that? An obscene object is hurtling across the ski slope at an alarming speed!!"
Seeing this freakish gorilla, everyone laughed until their stomachs hurt. Ever since Miss Ah Miao came out, this guy has completely forgotten about the general!
And you're the real pervert! What exactly did you see from your perspective? The general was clearly just being humiliated by Miss Miao! She's the one bullying him!
It seems those who just left were indeed ordinary people, and the rest are all immortals! It's truly the general's "blessing" to have encountered a bunch of troublemakers like you.
Azure Sea World
Senior Azusa clutched her stomach with one hand and leaned on the table with the other, laughing until tears streamed down her face: "...I can't take it anymore...it's so funny, I'm dying of laughter. She slid around the whole place in the worst possible position, hahaha."
As a dual-wielder, she had never seen anyone play it so elaborately. If any of them woke up halfway through and saw this scene, they probably would have been unable to resist committing suicide!
"Is this gorilla really the head of the police organization??" Kohei said speechlessly, "Then we're doomed... Fourteen shouted himself hoarse, but this gorilla didn't listen at all!"
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