Academy City World
Kamijou Touma tilted his head slightly, his eyes filled with disbelief, and murmured, "So even Heroic Spirits need to make money? But is this like him consulting himself?"
Two Joan of Arcs who look exactly alike, even with identical voices, are actually discussing how to make money together... This scene is just too bizarre.
If you didn't watch the video, you'd think someone was talking to themselves just by listening to the audio.
Type-Moon Singularity
Joan of Arc Alter thought he was seeing things and quickly rubbed his eyes: "When did I become so close to that naive, stupid woman???"
How could I, the mighty Dragon Witch, need to consult this naive and innocent country girl to make money?
Could the God that village girl worships possibly tell her how to make money? No, why would a heroic spirit like me need to make money?
Seeing this absurd scene, Jeanne Alter instantly broke out in a cold sweat and sensed something was wrong: "The one who made a fool of himself before that was Gawain, and the one before that was Lancelot... Oh no, it's my turn now!"
The Joker is actually me? You know, this Grand Carnival is also known as the Joker Carnival, and the persecution is more and more brutal than the last!
After bidding farewell to Jeanne d'Arc (White), Jeanne d'Arc (Black) arrived at a bustling night market, which is also the Night Singularity, Kabukicho!
[It's a social space for adults, woven from gentle lies and dangerous thrills.]
The scene then shifts to the opulent interior of a nightclub, where Merlin is introducing a new colleague to the staff: "Hey everyone, listen up! This is Jeanne Alter, who's starting work here today."
[Alter Jeanne, dressed in a black evening gown that exposed her shoulders, stood with her hands on her hips, coldly surveying her surroundings: "Hmph, what a dazzling and tasteless shop!"]
He then crossed his arms and gave a direct order to the staff: "There can be absolutely no negligence!"
"That's what I should be saying..." Merlin said, a little embarrassed, and quickly corrected himself, "The customers won't appreciate that kind of attitude!"
"Hmph." Jeanne Alter scoffed disdainfully, then proudly raised her chin and arms: "I am the Dragon Witch! No matter who the opponent is, I will dominate them body and soul!"
"Ugh—!!"
Empress Nero was furious at Jeanne Alter's remarks, her cheeks puffed out so much they made a cracking sound.
"This is clearly my imperial privilege! You clumsy imitator."
That's just too much! From that willful tone to that arrogant actions, and even those unreasonable words, it's exactly like Yu Yi's!
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
"I really don't know if he's free or busy..." Looking at that familiar figure, Dr. Roman felt a wave of dizziness. Why is he everywhere?
No way, it was one thing to run a website scam before, but now you're even involved in nightclub scams? How many jobs are you holding down? Your presence is just too overwhelming!
Meanwhile, Da Vinci, more composed than others, asked the question that the surrounding staff wanted to ask but dared not: "Is this nightclub... legitimate?"
After all, the slogan is there... It sounds a bit inappropriate for an adult's social setting!
Fujimaru's face darkened: "No, no, no, what I'm more curious about is why there's such a strange singularity!!"
Goetia has the leisure to create a night market singularity? Is it just for a barbecue and a drink? Thinking about it this way, his positive impression of Goetia completely collapsed.
Seeing how confidently Jeanne Alter spoke, Merlin felt reassured and let her try serving customers. And so, Jeanne Alter welcomed her first customer!
[It's Orion, the teddy bear dressed in a suit, nicknamed the "target" of the Grand Order; his fluffy doll face practically screams "I'm a pervert!"]
"I'm so excited, so excited!"
[Alter Jeanne d'Arc mustered her courage and stepped forward, but her face was still flushed, a stiff smile on her lips, and her voice was hesitant: "I...I'm sorry to have kept you waiting..."]
"Huan, Huanhuan..." (For super exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
The "Welcome" badge read "Great Soul, Mother, Baby Play." Grandma Helena simply smiled and picked up the conversation.
"Ilusion (the paradise in Greek mythology) is right here!" The lecherous little bear's eyes turned into hearts, and it pounced instantly.
[Alter Jeanne protested loudly, somewhat shyly: "Wh...that's my guest!"]
"When will Orion, that lazy Grand Bow, learn his lesson? You'll get shot to death by the Moon Goddess!"
"No way... these days even heroic spirits have to work for free!"
Seeing Helena's name tag with a bunch of weird play names, everyone watching the video gasped. What kind of weird fantasies are these people who come to this store for mother and baby play?!
And do they really need to work so hard? Customers are practically fighting over them! Are Servants almost unable to survive without money these days?
"Oh my? This is the new lady, right? She's the new lady!" The Grand Archer, who had been slacking off, finally noticed Jeanne Alter standing to the side and pounced on her without saying a word.
"You bastard—!" Alter Jeanne d'Arc, already bursting with embarrassment, slapped him away, her left hand bursting into flames: "You perverted bear, see if I'll let you off the hook..."
However, before the punch could be thrown, Helena pressed him down and caught the teddy bear falling from the air: "Newbie, you can't bully people like that."
[Then she activated her magic synchronization skill, hugged the teddy bear, and said gently, "Grandma, I understand... Don't worry! You can be your most authentic self here..."]
The little bear was instantly healed, and as a Grand Archer, Super Bear immediately pulled out his secret stash of money and started throwing it around like it was nothing.
"Waaah! Extend the time! I want to give Grandma Helena extra time!"
Then... *swish swish swish swish—*
[The Boss Bear, who was just generously throwing money around, was instantly riddled with blue arrows, only to see the Moon Goddess walking towards them with cheerful steps.]
"Hey, I've only been away from you for a little while, and you keep sneaking in like this. Come on, darling, let's go back to our love nest~"
After watching the two leave, Helena turned to Jeanne Alter: "Do you understand now? This is the battle in Night City."
"Goodness, this lecherous bear has quite a bit of hidden money; he's throwing so many gems around like they're free!"
The crowd was used to seeing the Grand Archer covered in thorns again, and even thought that Miss Luna was the real Grand Archer, because her shooting was so accurate!
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Is this the current state of crown archers...? And what's with that weird XP?"
Watching Orion shouting "Grandma, add more clocks!" and constantly scattering jewels, Red A was a little confused. Strange XP... Where did he get so much secret stash of money?
Meanwhile, Rin Tohsaka, her eyes fixed on the glittering gem, asked meaningfully, "Hey... Archer, are nightclubs very profitable?"
It was a payment method using gems, and they were showering her with them in huge quantities. Honestly, she wished she could jump into the screen, grab a handful, and leave.
Seeing the somewhat greedy look in Rin Tohsaka's eyes, Archer panicked and quickly shook his head: "Not making money, not making any money at all!"
Bless the World
"No, no, no, the battles in nightclubs shouldn't be as brutal as yours." Kazuma was speechless upon hearing this. At least it's not as fierce as yours, to the point of fighting over customers.
Please, you're Heroic Spirits! Let's not even talk about whether you'll have a chance to use the money you earn...
The key question is, why are you working so hard when none of you are burdened with tens of millions of erys in debt like me?
They even started playing older woman/younger man roles! And that lecherous bear actually actually likes it! Does he have to go to such lengths?!
Chapter 617 Black Jeanne: This Gilgamesh may be stupid, but he's incredibly rich!
[As it turned out, the battle at Night City was far more brutal than Jeanne Alter had imagined, and the next guest she was to greet was none other than the already drunken Captain Columbus.]
"I...I'm Jeanne d'Arc Alter, hello..." Jeanne d'Arc (Alter) gave a somewhat forced smile and sat down to the side.
[Normally, she would have punched this drunkard long ago, but now she has to smile and appease him, which is torture for her. Working is truly hard!]
Columbus, still slightly drunk, opened his eyes and exclaimed in surprise, "Wow, this is truly an extraordinary person!"
Before Jeanne Alter could speak, another Servant appeared behind Columbus: Medb, one of the Four Heavenly Kings of Night City and the Devil Sweetheart Queen!
"You seem to be in a good mood today, Columbus."
Queen Maeve's appearance instantly drew Columbus's attention.
[Alter Jeanne, whose customer had just been stolen by Helena, immediately sensed something was wrong: "Wait, is she going to interfere with me again?!"]
"Am I, the mighty Dragon Witch, not even able to earn money by working?" Black Jeanne was so angry that she almost ground her teeth to powder as she realized that her customers were about to be robbed again.
The battle in Night City is truly brutal...! If I remember correctly, I've turned evil, right? Why are all the customers either being robbed or on their way to being robbed?
If that naive country girl who can barely read sees this, how am I supposed to mock her afterwards?
But!! Since I'm seeking thrills, I'm going to see it through to the end, even if it means working to earn money, I'll push myself to the limit!
Type-Moon Fifth Singularity
"Huh? I'm going to have to work too?!" Maeve pointed at herself hesitantly after seeing herself appear. Had they made a mistake?
Logically speaking, I shouldn't be short of money like that French country girl, right? My gold level is quite high, so I don't need to worry about this little bit of money.
(Note: It is still comparable to the golden ratio.)
Besides, she doesn't even fancy Columbus. If it were Cú Chulainn, that would be more like it. Right now, she just wants this man she can't have to submit to her.
[Columbus, instantly captivated by Queen Medb, completely ignored Jeanne Alter: "Hey, baby~ I made a killing playing pachinko today, a real windfall! Want a drink?"]
Queen Maeve smiled appreciatively and clapped her hands enthusiastically from side to side.
Seeing Queen Maeve's presence, a drunken Columbus stood on the table, laughing wildly: "Hahaha, I knew my luck was on my side the moment I walked through the door!"
"I can make a living from pachinko whenever I want! I don't need to work at the Singularity at all."
Hearing this good-for-nothing old man's speech, even Jeanne Alter couldn't stand it anymore. She grabbed the old man's beard, clearly furious: "Do you look down on life?!"
"I'll burn you alive, you old gambler!"
Just then, Queen Maeve seized the opportunity and sat down beside her, a seductive smile playing on her lips: "Hey~~ could you open a bottle of Ton Perry for this humble lady?"
[Then, a faint light shone from Medb's body, and she activated her Noble Phantasm, "My Beloved Mead!"]
"This...who can withstand this?!"
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