Grand Carnival World
"See that, Mashu!" Gudako, known as the Chaotic Evil, stared intently at the screen: "When it comes to matters of principle, even Rem isn't on Subaru's side anymore!"
Mayonnaise with fried chicken nuggets is absolutely disgusting! The correct way to eat fried chicken nuggets is with chili sauce.
Seeing that her senior had clearly already chosen a side, Mashu sighed helplessly: "Actually, Kazuma is right, it doesn't matter what you dip the fried chicken in, '967' senior!"
"Ah~ As expected, it appeared." Gudako's tone suddenly became very strange, full of sarcasm: "You evil Kinkou Order."
In every partisan conflict, there always emerge a few eclectic sects that can embrace all things and accept all sorts of strange and unusual ways of eating.
"Hmm~ Well said, Master!" Nero burst through the door in an instant, waving his large hand with great force: "This is a war, and we can no longer afford to be complacent."
"..." Hearing this somewhat familiar conversation, Mash suddenly had a bad feeling. If they continued to hold some inexplicable competitions, they would really run out of money to protect Chaldea!
Soon, at the insistence of His Majesty Nero, the Heroic Spirits of Chaldea also launched a fierce "Holy Grail" battle for their respective ideals.
Unfortunately, Cú Chulainn, who was constantly persecuted, remained the same as before, and his story ended before it even began... because this guy turned out to be a vinegar-dipped party member, instantly incurring the unanimous disdain of all the Heroic Spirits.
[The number of people in Ainz Ooal Gown's tomato sauce pie was also quite large, with most of the Guardians present. Even Megumin thought the crimson sauce was the perfect match for her as a Crimson Demon.]
Surprisingly, Kazuma and Aqua were of one mind this time, choosing the mayonnaise pie, represented by Subaru!
[Then, Professor Rerugen suggested that a dodgeball competition be held between these two factions to determine who was right. It's worth mentioning that the balls used this time could be infused with magic.]
[Upon hearing this, Old Bone's eyes glowed with a faint red light: "I don't care, but Tanya, are you up to it? My Mayonnaise Pies are all elites!"]
Tanya glanced at Bones with a cold glint in her eyes, equally confident: "I'll return that to you verbatim. Witness the terror of Salt and Pepper Pie with your own eyes."
Caught between the two big shots, Kazuma spoke up somewhat timidly, "Um... speaking of which, we mayonnaise pies are at a huge disadvantage."
Subaru Natsuki fully understood: "I get it, because we're here, I totally understand!"
[To balance the number of participants, Teacher Rerugen also invited the Shield Hero and a few others who happened to be passing by the entrance to join the competition.]
Gintama World
At the Shinsengumi's base, Hijikata Toshiro immediately panicked upon seeing the formation: "Wait... Instructor, there seems to be a problem with your personnel allocation!"
He felt the world's deep malice towards the mayonnaise pie... How could they possibly win against the two weakest reincarnated individuals and a mentally challenged goddess?
After observing for a moment, Sougo suddenly realized, "There's definitely something wrong. How could there be so many people at the mayonnaise pie stall..."
"That's not what I meant!" Hijikata Toshiro skillfully held a cigarette between his left and right hands, taking a deep drag with a hint of melancholy.
All the high-end combatants have gone to those wicked salt and pepper pie and ketchup pie, leaving the mayonnaise pie lacking high-end combatants to hold its own!
But... after Sougo mentioned it, Hijikata suddenly realized that there seem to be quite a few mayonnaise lovers in other worlds as well, and he finally found his tribe.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"The combination of Kazuma and Subaru... let's just surrender. It's not too late to change things up." Rin Tohsaka was speechless at the sight before her. There was absolutely no hope of victory.
These two are indeed quite adept at dying and coming back to life, after all, they're used to dying.
However, in terms of individual fighting ability, she's no match for the two next to her, although she didn't want the mayonnaise pie to win either...
Ilya slowly shook her head: "Don't say that to Rin, they still have Aqua, the goddess, as their ultimate weapon!"
Aqua is strong against Ainz Ooal Gown, but Aqua was also frightened to tears by Tanya, while Ainz Ooal Gown's strength should not be a problem against Tanya, thus forming a perfect closed loop.
Cú Chulainn scoffed, "It is indeed a powerful weapon, but it's the same for your teammates..."
Aqua's flaws are well-known, so it's best not to have too high expectations of her.
Soon everyone arrived at the playground, where Victoria took charge of hosting the event. She had even invited the owner of the barbecue restaurant to provide commentary.
The owner of the barbecue restaurant was still that same middle-aged man with a rooster-like hairstyle, wearing pink suspender armor.
Victoria even asked the man for his opinion: "Boss, what do you think of this match?"
The middle-aged man crossed his arms and uttered another profound statement: "I can feel a pulse of life that I've never experienced before."
Bless the World
In the Adventurers' Guild of Axel, Dust, who is also a close friend of He Zhen, also found the tailor uncle drinking with a deep expression.
"This drink is on me!"
Then Duster, quite naturally, sat down beside him and put his hand on the other's shoulder: "Hey, you Hell guy, how do you maintain such a strong presence? Teach me!" (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Despite being a tailor by profession, he always exudes an aura of a master, and his words are unfathomable. Even he sometimes wonders if he is a hidden master.
The tailor, his hands clasped under his chin, looked somewhat sinister: "Oh? Young man, do you know that when you walk in the dark for too long, you yearn for even a glimmer of light..."
"Wh...what do you mean?" Duster looked completely bewildered. Brother, I'm just here to learn, don't use such advanced language, I don't understand!
After putting the drinks down, the receptionist rolled her eyes in exasperation: "What he means is that he should just show up and make his presence known whenever he feels like it."
This uncle was just an ordinary person who liked to pretend to be an old hand. He also liked to give advice to newcomers who wanted to become adventurers, saying things like, "What lies ahead is hell."
The match began quickly, with Shalltear serving first. Her magically infused dodgeball struck Darkness, eliminating her instantly.
[Lahm, Rem, and Cocytes even delivered a tribute to the classic Captain Tsubasa moment, which was then imitated by Maré and Yaura.]
The combined attack looked cool, but it was a foul in dodgeball, so they were all given red cards and sent off by Coach Rerugen: "You guys are not allowed to use your feet!"
[Then, when it was Neumann's turn, he lost possession of the ball to Kazuma with a single steal.]
"Well done! Give me the ball!" Aqua praised, then snatched the ball from Kazuma without another word.
“Listen to me, the Church of Axis was originally about forgiving everything, but now I want to put mayonnaise on my fried chicken!”
With that, Aqua tossed the ball high into the air, her right fist beginning to glow, before she swung it fiercely: "Take this, God's Fist!"
The dodgeball, imbued with divine attributes, unsurprisingly hurtled towards Ainz Ooal Gown, but was blocked by Albedo.
[When the message reached Emilia, it was infused with ice-attribute magic and then hurled at the Shield Hero in front of her: "Sorry..."]
Seeing the dodgeball coming at him with overwhelming force, the Shield Hero immediately activated his Cursed Shield, unleashing his ultimate attack and activating Berserk Mode: "Oooooooo—!!"
Seeing the Shield Hero use his strongest shield yet, Raphtalia was stunned: "Why are you taking it so seriously?!"
"Aqua really hasn't changed. She's clearly after Ainz Ooal Gown 2.0, even using the Fist of God."
Everyone rolled their eyes speechlessly at Aqua's attempt to sneak in her own agenda. Although they all knew that "God's Fist" couldn't even break a frog, and that the Axis Cult was a brain-dead cult.
However, it is extremely effective against the undead! A mere graze will injure them, and a direct hit will kill them.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
Rin Tohsaka looked like she'd seen a ghost: "This ball has withstood so many powerful attacks, and it's still not broken?"
Each ball was thrown like a cannonball, and the ball, as the carrier, withstood so many attacks, yet remained sturdy. It's truly admirable.
"As for why he's taking it so seriously..." Shirou Emiya's lips twitched upon hearing this: "Because if he's not serious, he might die here!"
Don't they even look at the monsters playing ball? At least Kazuma and Subaru have the Goddess of Idiots protecting them, but the Shield Hero really has to rely on himself.
Cú Chulainn felt a pang of sadness upon hearing this: "It's a game; if you take it too seriously, you lose, but if you don't take it seriously, you die!"
The spinning blue gunners charging forward, a hail of arrows, a massive car crash... In short, you can't take any competition lightly, or you'll really die!
Chapter 649 Physical Examination, The Perverted Genius Trying to Spy!
The battle continued into the afternoon, and as the sun began to set, the fight over fried chicken flavors remained unresolved.
"By the way, Ainz-kun!" Megumin looked at Ainz beside her with shining eyes, somewhat eager to try something. "Actually, there's something I've always wanted to try."
[Then Huihui tiptoed and whispered something in Lao Gu's ear, and Lao Gu nodded repeatedly, "Alright, let's try it!"]
"Let's begin!" After exchanging a glance, Megumin and Ainz Ooal Gown began chanting a spell: "I await the blood chosen to be offered..."
A crimson magic circle instantly lit up the ground, and Old Bone cooperated perfectly, unfolding layer upon layer of magic circles that continuously stacked upwards, with magic power constantly gathering on the ball in his hand!
"Combined magic—?!" Tanya was startled.
"To inscribe eternal prosperity... What are you doing?" Huihui, who was chanting, suddenly noticed that Old Bones had been unusually quiet beside her. "Please chant along, follow my rhythm."
"Oh, oh oh!" Old Ainz, completely bewildered, followed Megumin's chant, repeating each line she uttered.
Seeing this, Kazuma, standing to the side, was already expertly bowing repeatedly to Ainz Ooal Gown in apology.
"Damn, it's just a game of ball, does it have to be this intense? It's not that serious!"
Even the people from other worlds were dumbfounded. Sister, this is a dodgeball game, not a death game of Russian roulette. Don't mess around with your explosive magic!
There's still 14 left. Old bones, old bones, it's one thing for Huihui to be a girl with a mental illness, but how come you, a max-level master, are going crazy with her!
Overlord World
"How cringeworthy..." Looking at himself, who was stupidly singing along with Megumin, Old Bones covered his face in embarrassment, suddenly attacked by his dead memories.
Normally, seeing Huihui acting like a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) isn't a big deal, since I've already graduated from chuunibyou myself. But when it actually happens to me, I can't help but feel a little ashamed.
At this moment, even Old Bone looked at Huihui with a hint of resentment...
You say different words every time, but you always end with "explosion" anyway. Do you really have to make it so ceremonial?!
Grand Carnival World
"Whoever receives it dies...it has two meanings."
In the Night Singularity, Jeanne Alter looked at the enormous magical power gathering on the sphere and her face darkened. Was she trying to kill her classmate?
Queen Maeve gave a somewhat stiff smile: "Does anyone remember that this was a competition to determine the flavor of fried chicken nuggets?"
Helena fell silent upon hearing this: "I almost forgot..."
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