At this point, Shirou recalled the first time he cooked a dish, and even though it tasted terrible, Illya ate it all.
"Treat food with love, not only for the chef, but also for the customer!"
"Little Black, King Youji and King Medicine have already told you from their experience that if you're not the main character, you're bound to lose if you go first!"
"Holy crap... Dude, are you a reincarnation of the God of Cookery?! The ingredients are one thing, but you can even taste the sentiment behind who it was made for!"
Hearing Shirou Emiya's incredibly sharp comments, everyone was dumbfounded. Are you kidding me? You're the Grand Chef, aren't you? You're too professional!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Got it!!" Minami Shimada's eyes lit up, and she quickly took Himeji Mizuki's lunchbox and placed her own lunchbox in front of her as well.
After confirming that Akihisa's attention was still on the screen, he quickly switched the two lunchboxes before poking Akihisa in the back.
"Ah Ming, come on, guess which one tastes better... After all, treating food with love is the same for the eater, so you should be able to guess!"
Looking at Minami, who seemed a little shy, and then at Himeji, who was also looking expectant, Akihisa swallowed hard, his face full of fear and cold sweat.
What's going on here?! ...How did we end up in this life-or-death situation in half of Russian roulette without even realizing it?!
Just then, Yuuji, as if he had guessed Akihisa's thoughts, leaned closer, and then Akihisa heard a devilish whisper in his ear: "If you think it's half Russian roulette, you're wrong. Think about the consequences of guessing wrong..."
"You mean..." Upon hearing this, Mingjiu's face twisted in an incredibly grotesque way. Either he would be beaten to death or poisoned to death; either way, he would die!
This isn't half-court Russian roulette at all; it's 100%, the only chance of winning is a dud...
"Look—a UFO!" Driven by an intense urge to escape, Akihisa chose to run away!
Academy City World
"They should feel fortunate, after all, that rum-flavored dried fruit was the only thing they knew to add!" Touma Kamijou wiped the cold sweat from his face.
It's a miracle that such a huge stew could still have the shape of a cake! Especially the mint, which was Longzi's best stroke of genius, has an absolutely "unique" flavor.
Whether it tastes good or not is another matter; I'm just asking you whether the flavor of this cake is unique enough!
This is already a unique dish that was born out of sheer chance. Even if Ilya were to make it again, she probably wouldn't be able to replicate it!
As the outcome was revealed, Shirou Emiya gently kissed Illya on the forehead as promised: "This cake was made with great effort by Illya... You've clearly conveyed that to me."
However, this heartwarming scene lasted less than a second before the vacuum cleaner nozzle, carrying immense force, slammed into Shirou Emiya's face!
"Bang!" The immense impact sent Shirou Emiya's head lolling to the side, sending him flying backward. The world before him began to spin.
"You lolicon and sister-obsessed maniac!!!" Sera, weapon in hand, angrily berated Shirou, "I knew you'd make your move sooner or later!"
"You pervert...you pervert!"
"Hahaha, that's hilarious. I knew you'd make a move... Just what kind of person is Emiya Shirou in this family?"
However, everyone felt that Sera had the wrong target. The real problem was Ilya next to you, whose eyes had turned into hearts! She was the one who would make her move sooner or later!
The following day, after Kuro shamelessly crawled out of Shirou Emiya's bed, Illya, having reached her limit, convened her first roundtable... breakfast meeting!
[Ilya slammed her hands heavily on the table: "I think we need to clarify our respective positions!"] (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Regarding this girl who always finds a way to squeeze in and insists on sitting between my brother and me, otherwise, she would have done something lewd again..."
[Shirou Emiya, his face bearing a clear handprint, weakly explained, "I...I already told you, that was..."]
The wife, listening intently, nodded repeatedly, agreeing with the logic. She then decisively pulled out paper and pen and began writing, clearly defining the hierarchy within the family.
At the very top are the divine beings: Illya 2, Kiritsugu 3, Illya 4, Sera, Liz 5, Shirou Emiya...
"Truly worthy of being called a mother, openly regarding herself as a god!" Illya exclaimed with admiration, while also casually adding Kuro's name after Emiya Shirou's.
[Shirou Emiya, standing to the side, had already begun to silently shed tears: "I'm... alright now... My brother's status is really quite low."]
"How about... we consider getting a dog? At least then, being the older brother won't be the lowest in the family!"
"Tsk tsk, even the maids have a higher status in this household than Emiya Shirou. He's definitely not the biological son!"
Upon seeing this ranking, everyone couldn't help but laugh. To put it bluntly, he was the lowest in the family.
Type-Moon Fifth World War
"Hahaha, you really were picked up and brought back to cook, huh?" Cú Chulainn laughed heartily, his arm around Shirou's neck, while slapping the latter's shoulder hard with one hand.
He was genuinely happy, since Shirou Emiya seemed to be a formidable fighter in every world. There was a giant hero who could create gods with his own hands, and a great hero who could take away Berserker's seven lives with a single strike. This scene was truly rare!
Who would have thought that Red A, who always acted aloof, would actually be the one with the lowest status in the whole family!
"..." Shirou Emiya winced in pain, inwardly cursing, "As a Heroic Spirit, you should be mindful of your power, you bastard!!"
And how many times do I have to say it? Don't just come over and put your arm around my neck all the time. We're not that close, thank you!
"So, Ilya is Blackie's older sister?" Liz asked listlessly, a piece of bread dangling from her mouth.
"Sister, that's right! That is..." Upon hearing this, the lady suddenly became cheeky and began spouting nonsense with a straight face.
"She is both a leader and a powerful figure, wielding even more power than her father within the family's hierarchical structure!"
"He has absolute authority over his younger brother and sister, an authority that they can never disobey!"
"And everyone else will say that it's impossible for a younger sister to be more outstanding than her older sister!"
[Following the wife's analogy, amber and a certain 2.9 Grand Doll Maker, Aozaki Touko, also appeared in the scene.]
[There were even the eldest and second eldest of the Gorgon sisters... but to respect their privacy, their eyes were thoughtfully blurred with mosaics.]
"Is this mother really trying to sow discord...?" In the world of The Wizard of Night, Aozaki Touko's lips twitched as she looked at herself, who was seemingly "censored".
In the previous videos, the doll body of your adopted son, Shirou Emiya, was made by me at the request of Rin Tohsaka. Believe it or not, I'll really turn him into a "little sister" for you to see!
Grand Carnival World
"...What does this mosaic mean? Are you targeting us? You're definitely doing this!!" Looking at the scene before her, the eldest sister Stheno's eyelids twitched. What's the point of this censorship?
Using us as an example is one thing, but at least cover my face! This dark horizontal line you've drawn is completely obscuring my eyes, it doesn't even block them out!
Medusa shook her head. Although she was usually responsible for washing and drying clothes, and being sucked blood by her sister was a common occurrence.
But she knew that both of her older sisters loved her; they just liked to "joke" with her.
P.S.: Actually, the three sisters share a surprisingly similar wish: to live together again! In the Fate universe, they are the epitome of sisterhood.
Chapter 704 Ilya's outrageous look made me want to die!
[Upon hearing the wife's statement about her sister, Ilya seemed to have a strange switch flipped, and began to identify herself as Kuro's older sister.]
The next day, in the school restroom, with a focused attitude towards studying, Ilya was confiding her troubles to her friends.
"I should be Xiao Hei's older sister, but no matter what, I don't have any of the authority a sister should have!"
"I see, it doesn't look like that on the outside!" After glancing at the adorably bewildered Ilya, Sparrow nodded in understanding.
Meimei tilted her head in confusion: "Why are you suddenly so concerned about these things?"
Facing Meimei's innocent gaze, Ilya awkwardly looked away: "For some reason, our family is currently in a delicate period of power struggle!"
[Power struggle? This left the other elementary school students completely bewildered. Although they were precocious, their understanding was limited to matters of love; they didn't understand power dynamics at all!]
Illya clasped her hands together in front of her chest and pleaded with the three Holy Beasts of the academy once more, her eyes filled with earnestness.
"In short, I want to act like an older sister so that Xiao Hei will accept me. Please tell me, how can I act more like an older sister?"
"Sister's majesty? That's easy. The famous move of a certain majestic vampire, Remilia, is crouching with her head in her hands for defense. Doesn't that make her look very majestic (laughs)?"
"Good heavens, this is a true Holy Grail War, with two Holy Grails vying for my brother's ownership."
Everyone looked at Illya speechlessly. You really know how to make comparisons. You clearly wanted to be the older sister, but you made it sound like a power game within the Emiya family.
Gabriel DropOut
"I understand the logic, but couldn't we have held the meeting somewhere else? Why did we have to choose the restroom?!" Gabriel complained speechlessly.
Bathroom, dining table, toilet... these are all places where you hold meetings. Can't you find a slightly nicer place?
This is putting me in a difficult position!
Gabriel stared intently at the curry rice in front of her, a hint of hesitation and resistance in her eyes, as if she were engaged in a fierce internal struggle...eatornoteat?
"Take my older sister as an example, she's a super popular, gentle beauty..." Nana-Kame didn't hold back in using her sister as a teaching example.
[Having heard of this senior's legendary beauty, Meimei smiled and nodded: "The wavy curls look very feminine."]
[After Nana-kun's opening, Suzuka also started complaining: "My older sister always likes to order me around and do chores for her, and she kicks me hard whenever things don't go her way."]
"But when he's in a good mood, he'll buy me some pudding..."
[The dragon prince was thrilled: "I understand! As long as she buys me pudding, I'll forgive her even if she breaks one or two of my hands!"]
"Quehua's older sister... is surprisingly realistic; her attitude depends entirely on her mood!"
"Good heavens, with a pudding in each hand, you're even cheaper than that armpit-baring shrine maiden who can sell herself for 100,000 yen!"
Everyone was shocked by Longzi's outrageous statement. Girl, is your body a figurine? One of your hands is only worth a pudding... Even figurines aren't as cheap as you!
Although the scene inexplicably turned into a sisterly roast session, Ilya still obediently took out paper and pen and wrote down all the characteristics that Suzuka and the others mentioned.
Finally, Ilya glanced silently at her notes: "Small wavy curls... Pudding... Tsundere contrast... Showing off one's strength... Being worried about!"
Completely mesmerized, Ilya resolutely closed her notebook: "In short, I'm going to try them all!"
[The scene then shifts, and the students who were chatting and laughing in the hallway suddenly become incredibly shocked upon seeing Ilya appear: "Wow...so amazing..."]
[With her eyes transformed into mosquito coils, Illya's appearance underwent a complete transformation.]
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