Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Emiya Shirou and Ryudou Kazunari turned around as if on cue: "Relationship?"

[Then Shirou Emiya thought for a moment, and said with some doubt, "As for our relationship, it's probably just that of ordinary friends, right?"]

[Emiya Shirou's answer, however, displeased Ryudou Kazunari: "Hey, hey, if you just gloss over it with 'normal,' I'll still get hurt!"]

[So, it must be something special?] A certain doujinshi artist was trembling with excitement, drooling like a pervert, already imagining a spectacular scene!

[The arrogant and domineering student council president fell in love with me; of course, the main characters of the story are undoubtedly these two...]

"I don't know if it's because I'm wearing yellow-tinted glasses, but I feel like there's something off about these two!"

Through the lens of the doujinshi artist Suzume, everyone's gaze towards Shirou Emiya became increasingly strange...

After all, in a world where girls love to stick together, it's not impossible for boys to do it too!

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"Pure... same-sex love?" In Class A, Kubo instantly thought of Akihisa's cute face, and then a strange blush appeared on her face.

At the same time, Akihisa in Class F suddenly felt a chill run down his spine, involuntarily swallowed, and then nervously scanned his surroundings.

"It's alright, Akihisa! Kubo-kun isn't here." As if expressing regret, yet also as if offering comfort, Yuuji patted the latter's shoulder meaningfully.

Akihisa tilted his head, somewhat dazed, and said, "Huh?! What does this have to do with Kubo-kun?"

In an instant, Yuuji suddenly transformed into a black-and-white line drawing style, his eyes filled with a hint of pity: "Akihisa, it's okay if you don't know. Sometimes, living in ignorance is a kind of happiness!"

Seeing the two talking so "intimately" at such close range, Himeji Mizuki collapsed to the ground in defeat, her voice trembling with tears: "Although I expected it, I never thought I would lose so completely."

Minami Shimada cried out to the two of them, "Is Yuuji really that good! Akihisa!"

"???" Mingjiu was completely confused. What were they talking about?

"..." Damn, I was careless. I was so focused on teasing Akihisa that I forgot I was also a risk in other people's eyes!

After the farce, Miyu tried beach volleyball for the first time, and laughter instantly filled the sand; everything seemed so wonderful.

After a short rest, gazing at the azure ocean, Miyu and Illya arrived at the reef on the shore: "This is my second time at the beach, but my first time in the water..."

"Oh, I see. That's why I don't know how to play in the water!" Ilya seemed to understand, then asked with some confusion, "But it's strange, even though I live so close to the sea, I've never been to the beach."

"Girl, you're stabbing someone in the heart again, and with barbs at that! The pain is unparalleled!"

Hearing Ilya's question, everyone's eyes went black. She really knew how to bring up the most sensitive topic. She had dug up such a sensitive issue.

It has to be said, sometimes Ilya is even more of a straight woman than Miyu! The opportunity to resolve Miyu's inner conflict is right in front of you, and all you need to do is give her a hug and the problem is solved perfectly!

Miyu's eyes widened, and her expression dimmed: "Because not long ago I was living overseas. When I was little, I lived in Fuyuki City with my father, brother, and me."

"Want an ice pop?"

"Is that so..." Realizing she might have asked an inappropriate question, Ilya was momentarily at a loss for words to comfort Miyu.

"Want an ice pop?"

[Little Black, who had been watching this place, sighed deeply... So even the best relationships require courtesy, but without mustering the courage to take that step, some things will never be obtained.]

"Want an ice pop?"

Just as the atmosphere was getting just right, it was interrupted by a sudden burst of noisy hawking from the side. Xiao Hei's forehead veins throbbed with anger: "What the hell is going on? It's so noisy! Can't you see that we're getting into the mood here?!"

"Huh?!" 3]

The three of them were stunned, because the person selling popsicles nearby was actually Bazett, wearing a purple-black swimsuit and an apron!

"Want to buy an ice pop? Want to buy an ice pop? I'll buy your grandpa! You ice pop vendor, I've been putting up with you for ages!!! Show me some temper, you bastard."

Everyone was already quite annoyed. Who was being so unreasonable? Don't push me, I'll slap you when I'm in a good mood!

This is supposed to be a friendly, intimate atmosphere, and you're selling popsicles here? Do you think that's appropriate? Don't you have any sense of space, you idiot!

When they saw that the popsicle vendor was Bazett, everyone immediately deflated. Sorry... I admit I was a little too loud!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

"..." Cú Chulainn's lips twitched slightly as he looked at Bazett, who was hawking popsicles.

Sister, what happened...?

Where did your dashing and capable demeanor in a suit go when you first appeared? How did you fall so low in just a few days that you have to sell popsicles? The difference is enormous!

Rin's gaze towards Cú Chulainn also became subtle: "I must say, your master is quite unique!"

Bazett, who not long ago said he could bear to beat Ilya half to death, is now selling popsicles on the beach… (For super exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

You might as well say that Cú Chulainn not only fished but also ran a fish shop, which is utterly absurd!

Looking at the three elementary school students who seemed to be facing a formidable enemy, Bazett sighed, "Even I would get hurt if children reacted like this."

"Don't worry, I'm not starting a war with you. As for why, well, right now I..."

With that, Bazett raised the sign and planted it forcefully in the ground: "Just an ice cream vendor!"

Ilya and the others looked at it again, questioning their own values: "What is this...?"

[Bazett continued quietly, "The repair costs for the damage caused by the last battle, for some reason, bypassed the association and came directly at me."]

“My credit card was suspended, and I’ve run out of money for travel, but…” At this point, Bazett’s eyes blazed with fury: “These aren’t big problems. Money can be earned back by doing odd jobs!”

The footage then showed her work over the past few days: moving goods, directing traffic, helping people move, working as a customer service representative, handing out tissues on the street, and dressing up as a maid in a coffee shop, etc.

"I'll eat the grass by the roadside if I need to!"

With that, Bazett pulled three popsicles from the freezer and began his aggressive sales pitch: "That's it, 500 yen each, thank you for your patronage!"

"Extortion...extortion!"

"No, no, no, eating grass is going too far. You must have something in common with that certain musician Liang. When she was broke, she really did eat grass!"

"Hahaha, I know why I bypassed the association and blamed you. It's revenge from a certain rich young lady with a gold diamond."

"Hiss—you're the new king of wage earners, aren't you? You've completely lost all the class you had when you first appeared!"

Seeing Bazett finally succumb to her urges and extort money from the elementary school students, everyone's faces darkened. Girl, just how poor are you right now?!

Type-Moon Fifth World War

"Tsk tsk... Luvia's villa, that's quite a sum!" Rin Tohsaka clicked her tongue with a hint of schadenfreude. No wonder she was in such a sorry state.

Cú Chulainn, upon hearing this, also rubbed his forehead in exasperation: "That's just a small part; the real issue is the room full of jewels—that's the bulk of it!"

The mere mention of this caused Rin Tohsaka immense heartache; it was a whole house full of jewels, and they just exploded like that!

"The more exhilarating it was back then, the more miserable it is now," Shirou Emiya shook his head.

She took on more than a dozen short-term jobs in just a few days, all of which were physically demanding. She even took on jobs selling popsicles. However, given her fighting spirit and temperament, it seemed that selling weapons would be more suitable for her.

(Qian Lihao) Magical Girl Illya World

"..." Looking at Bazett, who was working more than a dozen jobs and was so poor that he was about to starve, Luvia's eyelids twitched, and she herself felt a sense of guilt.

It's as if the mortgage and car loan have been forcibly placed on this upright and righteous elite of the Magic Association, while I am the evil capitalist!

"More than 10 short-term jobs... She's practically a superhero!" Ilya was dumbfounded; this was beyond the comprehension of a primary school student like herself.

No wonder she was able to beat them so badly; it seems like Bazett no longer needs to sleep…

Academy City World

"As it turns out, even the most powerful and outrageous women still have to work to earn a living."

Kamijou Touma has also changed his previous perception of Tomoe's cold personality. He's just a bit stubborn, but his moral standards are quite high.

After all, with her skills, wouldn't robbing a bank earn her money much faster than doing odd jobs?

It can only be said that Bazett is indeed an elite; even though he is so poor that he is almost eating grass, he still chooses to abide by the law.

"A 500 yen popsicle... This isn't just extortion, it's ripping people off!" Mr. Kamijou silently retracted his promise to abide by the law. This popsicle is so expensive! Jay!

However, he still had a question in his mind: Did Bazett really eat this grass?!

Chapter 711 The Three Little Ones' Birthday, Shall We Buy Popsicles?

A few minutes later, the three little ones sat listlessly under the parasol, their eyes vacant and lifeless, mindlessly munching on their popsicles, the atmosphere from just moments before completely gone.

[Meimei, who had just returned from swimming in the sea, saw the three people who were completely stunned: "Huh... why is everyone so listless?!"]

Xiao Hei, weathered and worn, looked up at the sky, then sighed deeply: "It's nothing, just being forced into a sales pitch by a completely hopeless good-for-nothing..."

Mimi nodded, seemingly understanding, but thankfully, Shirou Emiya was waving at them from a distance, indicating it was time to head to the birthday party, so she didn't ask any further questions.

"No way... a popsicle priced at 500 yen, that's blatant extortion, and you actually bought it!"

"They do want to not buy, but they've already put it this way, do you think they'll leave if they don't buy?"

"No wonder you looked so utterly hopeless. How could you possibly be happy eating an ice cream that cost five times more than you did?!"

People from other worlds couldn't help but twitch their lips. They had to admit, the popsicle vendor had really found a genius at finding a job...

She could have just robbed them, but instead she gave three popsicles to a few elementary school kids. What a joke! She's clearly a super robber!

Even a combat expert as strong as Bazett, who can tear apart Shadow Servants and beat up magical girls, has fallen into depravity for the sake of making a living. He actually coerced three poor elementary school students into buying and selling them at their own expense!

As the group arrived at a small shop called "Yue Jianze Between Seas," Ilya looked at the sign and it seemed increasingly familiar: "Yue Jianze?"

Longzi nodded seriously: "Oh, yes, this is my family's shop!"

[Quehua looked at Longzi with utter astonishment: "What? Doesn't your family run a dojo?"] 343