Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

R chuckled, "Does anyone remember that this guy was a normal person at the beginning?"

At the beginning, he was a naive college student who would blush with shame, but in half a day he was assimilated and went further and further down the path of perversion.

"Then drinking made me completely awaken..." Rin pursed her lips speechlessly. This isn't what a normal person does; this is what it means to unleash one's true nature!

"What are you doing?" Just then, Kohei, who was passing by, noticed his predicament: "Depending on the situation, it's not impossible for me to lend you a hand."

Iori was immediately moved, then explained with a serious expression: "Listen to me, Chisa not only refused to take me home, she wouldn't even take her clothes off!!"

"Security—!" Kohei stood up without hesitation and left, calling for security as he did so. A stalker combined with blatant molestation—there's nothing more to say.

"Wait, give me another chance!" Iori quickly grabbed Kohei's shoulder: "Fine, you won't listen to my explanation, but..."

"Take off your clothes!"

"Pervert—!!" Without a word, Kohei delivered a powerful right hook, and also called the police.

Iori could only flee again in panic, panting as he dodged the ever-growing number of patrol officers.

What a genius at summarizing...

Aside from this sentence, no one could think of any other words to describe Iori's extraordinary talent and her unimaginable ability to express herself!

Arakawa Under the Bridge World

"That right hook was absolutely world-class!" Zhaobingmaima exclaimed with emotion. Iori's punch was well worth it. Even if it were him, he would definitely have given him a punch in return.

Do you want to listen to what you said?

Xingxing, one of only two relatively normal people in this river, fell silent: "Has he always been so eloquent?"

This conversation summary is incredibly detailed and concise, not only confirming his perverted identity but also revealing his perverted demands to his face.

"This guy is perfect for our area." The village chief, Kappa, was quite interested, even with the plate on his head, feeling that it would bring joy to the river.

"Village chief, let's not go!" The recruiter quickly waved his hand in refusal; there were already enough abnormal people in this river valley.

Iori had no choice but to borrow clothes from other acquaintances, so she secretly hid under the recruitment booth of the upperclassmen's club.

[Senior Shou also offered to lend him clothes, but on one condition: he had to recruit a new member to the club. Iori readily agreed!]

"Leave it to me!!"

Meanwhile, on the other side, Kohei, having said goodbye to Iori, also suffered a major blow after wandering around the clubs.

"Damn it, why is this happening?!" Kohei collapsed to his knees with a thud, pounding his fists on the ground and letting out a desperate roar.

"Why isn't there a harem club for beautiful high school girls centered around me?!"

"Don't give up, Kohei!" Just then, Iori appeared behind him, patted him on the shoulder, and gazed into the distance with unwavering determination.

"As long as you don't give up, your dreams will come true—that's the principle!"

Kohei was stunned. He hadn't expected that the pervert he'd met that morning would end up comforting him: "But reality is cruel. Everyone's telling you to wake up. Where are high school girls in college?!"

"He keeps spouting nonsensical nonsense. I thought university would be a whole new world!"

"Is it possible that you also went to an all-boys high school...?"

There were so many things to complain about that everyone was at a loss for words. This guy, Kohei, who looked like a typical otaku, was even more outrageous than they had imagined.

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The Student Council's View of the World

"Everyone, look! (1) v鏾呜漆鸠留二, my harem wish was right after all! Different worlds, but the same dream."

Sugisaki Ken was so excited that tears streamed down his face. He was completely ignited and looked at the student council members with boundless passion.

"I swear I will make everyone happy, please help us achieve our harem dream!"

Hongye Zhixian crossed her legs, casually propped her chin on one hand, and smirked with a hint of cunning: "Key, so, it's our fault for not helping?"

"Uh...you can't say that." Sugisaki Ken's momentum weakened slightly. "It would be best if you could help me fulfill my dream."

Seeing this, Mafuyu confidently patted her chest and assured him, "Don't worry, I will fulfill your dream, senpai!"

"Mahoyo-chan!!" Sugisaki Ken felt a sense of relief, but unfortunately, his joy lasted only three seconds before Mafuyu's next words dragged him into the abyss.

"In BL..."

"Of course there is!" Faced with this absurd statement, Iori offered Kohei salvation like a savior.

"A new world, a dreamlike life, it's just that you haven't found the entrance yet!"

In that instant, Iori's image in Kohei's mind suddenly became much larger: "Is that so..."

Iori patted Kohei on the shoulder, extending an invitation to a new world: "How about it, come with me and step into the entrance to your dreams!"

Looking at Iori's "innocent" eyes, Kohei smiled... It seemed he had misunderstood Iori as a pervert this morning, so he offered his hand.

[The next second...]

"Welcome!" Two burly, menacing-looking senior students instantly grabbed him and held him firmly in place. This was a rare new member of the club!

"You bastard, you tricked me!!!" Kohei roared desperately at Iori.

Iori, oblivious to all that, remarked while wearing only a top, "Clothing is truly one of the pinnacles of human ingenuity."

"Hahaha...you scoundrel who schemed against me! Putting everything else aside, just look at Iori's serious expression, the Oscar is yours!"

Everyone was laughing so hard they were almost numb. This university is full of talented people, yet they actually believed that a half-naked pervert could have a so-called gateway to a new world.

Your new world of a harem of beautiful high school girls has been sold out by Iori with a piece of clothing; it's now just a bunch of muscular bros party!

Chapter 843 Flammable Oolong Tea, Flammable Water! Everything is flammable!

Qingyin girl world

"Slippery Egg~~ Slippery Egg~" After the ever-present Slippery Eggs finished their routine in the Light Music Club, the afternoon tea chat time quickly turned into a leisurely affair.

"only!"

"law!"

The two girls' eyes met, and as if by telepathy, they excitedly hugged each other, exclaiming in unison, "We've learned the club recruitment methods!!!"

The club tried to recruit new members by handing out flyers every day, but no one came. Even wearing a "mascot" costume didn't work. Now, they've opened the door to a new world.

That's just deception... cough cough, by using some linguistic artistry to package it a little, you can always fool a few people!

Miss Kotobuki Sei seemed eager to try: "It seems quite interesting."

"Absolutely not—!" Akiyama Mio refused without even thinking. Shy and timid by nature, she simply couldn't bring herself to do such a thing.

"Uh... let's discuss it later, Yui." Captain Ritsu looked away somewhat guiltily.

She had originally planned to use Mio's "blue and white bowl" celebrity status to entice a few people to join the club, but seeing how dizzy she was, she decided to give up on that idea for now.

The world of spring things

“I’ve only ever heard of the Three Kingdoms period being full of deceit and treachery, but I didn’t know college students were the same!” Yukino glanced sideways, her gaze towards Hachiman becoming complicated.

This is textbook fraud! Are boys really this cunning? It seems Ms. Heike Shizuka's request is going to be a bit difficult…

To correct this guy's twisted tendency to be lonely, it seems we also need to improve his intelligence, otherwise he might end up like Kohei-senpai, being sold out without even realizing it!

"..." Hikigaya, who could vaguely understand Yukino's expression, fell silent, feeling that if he spoke, he would be met with another sarcastic remark.

Moreover, if you ignore the last part, Iori-senpai's deception... is actually quite inspiring!

Shortly after, the diving club's welcome party officially began, with a group of people gathered around a long table laden with various drinks.

"Iori, what would you like to drink?" Senior Shou thoughtfully asked the great contributor for his opinion.

Iori, unsuspecting and still feeling the hangover from the previous night, ordered a relatively normal drink: "Give me a cup of oolong tea."

"Okay!"

[Senior Kotobuki readily agreed, and then Iori saw him pour 100ml of vodka and 100ml of whiskey into an empty glass.]

"Here, oolong tea!"

Iori pounded the table in frustration: "This isn't the oolong tea I remember!"

Just then, Senior Tokita walked over: "What are you saying? Isn't the color the same as oolong tea?!"

"And it's not just about color!" Senior Shou calmly pulled out a lighter and ignited the liquid in the glass with a whoosh: "It can also start a fire."

"Hahaha... Seniors, if you're going to try to fool us, at least do it somewhere else. Mixing drinks in front of us, that's something else."

Looking at that flammable oolong tea, the people from other worlds felt that, in addition to the common knowledge that baseball fists require taking off one's clothes, another strange piece of common knowledge had been added.

As everyone knows, oolong tea is flammable!

Emiya Family's Meal World

"Hahaha... I can't take it anymore... Please, have mercy on my stomach... I'm laughing so hard I can't live anymore, are you sure this is a diving club?"

"This is clearly a drinking club. They're not drinking, they're on their way to drinking. Even the oolong tea is flammable!"

Cú Chulainn, who was already laughing so hard he was almost spitting out tears, was somewhat relieved that this wasn't Carnival Fantasy, otherwise he might have literally died laughing (literally)...

Upon witnessing this scene, Fuyuki no Tora clicked his tongue. In all his years of drinking, he had never seen such an opponent: "Strong liquor against strong liquor, he's a ruthless one."

Vodka mixed with whiskey? Drinking that would probably cause a stomach perforation, right? You'd be knocked out after just one glass.

"I can't even look at oolong tea the same way anymore..." Rin's lips twitched slightly, and she looked to the side with a headache: "And Sakura, stop playing around, that's real oolong tea!"