"If someone told me that shaved ice is flammable, I would definitely punch them, but here, I believe them..."
Seeing the two lying on the ground, everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't stand up straight. They had almost lost count of how many plans they had come up with, but none of them had ever succeeded.
They certainly made plenty of plans, but they also drank a lot of alcohol! And didn't they try to hide the process of making the "syrup" from others? The way they poured the alcohol was way too obvious.
Seeing that the two had been sufficiently disciplined, Senior Azusa gave a mischievous smile: "May I ask why you two wanted to get Chisa drunk?"
[The two, their little scheme exposed, instantly transformed into Super Saiyans, enveloped in golden aura: "What...what are you saying? I don't understand at all!"]
Chisa immediately hid behind Azusa-senpai, but there was one thing she was curious about: "Can't you smell alcohol?"
The two fell silent for a moment, then, after thinking seriously about it, seemed to have discovered why their plan had failed.
"I can't smell it, but lately everything I drink tastes like alcohol..."
Chisa was speechless for a moment: "I advise you to improve your lifestyle."
"Still want to change? You're too naive. What kind of club do you think they've joined, Chisa!"
It's called a diving club, but it's actually an alcoholic club where drinking from morning till night is the norm...
As for diving, it's just a side activity; drinking is the real club activity!
Gabriel DropOut
"Okay... Just keep an eye out for me, thanks." Raphael smiled gently as he finished speaking before slowly putting down his phone.
Seeing her actions, even Gabriel couldn't help but feel curious: "Was that a call from the heavens just now? What were you doing?"
Raphael waved his hand with a grin: "I felt they were probably going to heaven soon, so I used my connections to keep an eye out for them."
Lately, everything I drink tastes like alcohol... At this rate, I could die on the spot at any moment!
She just didn't know if that university was in her world, so she asked someone to check. If it was...
Raphael laughed even more at the thought of playing pranks on the two of them; it would definitely be a "fun toy," and life in heaven wouldn't be so boring then.
Detective Conan World
"Are young people these days...so fierce!" Even Uncle Mori, who couldn't live without drinking, felt like a greenhorn compared to these two college students.
No wonder they can drink strong liquor like water; look at their level of understanding and awareness!
"What's with the fierceness!" Xiaolan glared at Uncle Mori, annoyed. "Let me tell you first, Dad, you can't do this."
Not only could they not smell it, but they could even taste alcohol in other drinks! These two seniors must be completely immersed in alcohol! (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Who knows, maybe alcohol is just flowing in your veins anyway...
"Since that's the case, then we won't resort to underhanded tactics."
Having failed in both their plans, the two finally made a direct and pleading request, bowing at a perfect 90-degree angle: "Chisa, go participate in the beauty pageant!"
"don't want…"】
Seeing that sincerity wasn't working, Kohei resorted to another tactic, pleading with utmost "sincerity": "This guy will kneel down completely naked, please!"
After watching the amusement for a while, Senior Azusa finally understood why these two were behaving strangely. Oh, so that's what it was all about.
"No, you can't ask others to do that." Seeing how adorable the two juniors were, Senior Azusa didn't mind helping out: "You need to explain the reason clearly!"
"..."
"No...no reason?" Looking at the two silent students, Senior Azusa felt a sense of helplessness. These two juniors seemed more outrageous than she had imagined.
Magical Girl Illya World
"Pfft... Hahaha... If a straight shot doesn't work, you have to resort to threats, kneeling down completely naked..." Rin was laughing so hard that tears were streaming down her face. Aren't you two basically naked every day?
If it were an ordinary girl facing such a perverted threat, she might actually reluctantly agree, since it's not a difficult thing to do.
The problem is that the girl on the other side is Chisa... You're threatening her with something she's not afraid of?
You guys walk around naked in front of her every day, and she doesn't seem to feel any shame. She's just used to it!
Luvia sighed, "Truly, the diving club has thrown away all its integrity and shame..."
Of the four of them, not one was shy; their morals had long since vanished.
Even the most ruthless and monstrous kings and the most ruthless and monstrous ones couldn't do what those two did: run around naked every day and act like it's perfectly normal.
[At night, the two, their plans having all failed, slumped dejectedly on the table. Now they had no choice but to participate in the men's competition.]
[But the atmosphere quickly ignited, and the diving club's traditional striptease game began, with the two men raising their glasses and cheering for their seniors!]
"Count me in!" Senior Zi was also caught up in the tense atmosphere and couldn't wait to join in.
"But this is baseball boxing, the kind where you have to take your clothes off... Aren't you worried?" The two looked at Azusa-senpai with disbelief.
"Of course you have to take your clothes off if you lose a baseball game, but you won't take them all off, since you're a young girl."
Just as the two breathed a sigh of relief, they heard Senior Azusa give a thumbs-up: "That's why I put on a band-aid!"
"Damn it, I have to win, even if it costs me ten years of my friend's life! Iori and Kohei!!!"
"Who says striptease rock-paper-scissors is bad? This rock-paper-scissors game is amazing... I never thought there would be girls who dared to play this!"
Some gentlemen from other worlds got completely fired up, and in order to satisfy their perverse desires, they even wanted to replace the two contestants, Iori and Kohei.
Let the freak come true! Apart from Lady Luck, he's never lost a game of rock-paper-scissors, he's sure to win!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"Nani—!!!"
“As a man, I have to see this, but…” Upon hearing this, Mingjiu’s eyes sharpened instantly. What was this murderous aura that permeated the surroundings?
Minami Shimada smiled kindly, clenched her fist, making a crisp sound: "Akihisa, do you want to live?"
"Yoshii-kun!" Himeji Mizuki's eyes narrowed slightly, her face beaming with a smile, but from the glimpse through the crack, all that could be seen was bottomless darkness!
A cold sweat instantly slid down Akihisa's face, but it wasn't over yet. He still had his best friend #1. Then, without saying a word, he looked at Yuuji and said, "Please, my good brother!"
"Aaaaah—" At this moment, Yuuji was covering his eyes and wailing in pain, while Shoko next to him withdrew her hands expressionlessly.
"whispering sound…"
Mingjiu clicked his tongue inwardly, knowing that this idiot was unreliable, but it didn't matter, he still had his last trump card, and turned his gaze to the other side.
Go for it, you silent pervert! Even if I have to eat sugar water as my staple food for a month, I'll still buy the photos...
However, Akihisa's eye contact call did not go through, because the silent pervert was already lying in a pool of blood, bleeding profusely from his nose, and was unconscious.
"Silent pervert—" Mingjiu gritted his teeth inwardly. The air was thick with murderous intent, and he was at his wit's end.
Chapter 852 Beauty Pageant, Chisa, smile!
[A band-aid?! !!! Iori and Kohei cracked their necks and wrists, giving them a crisp, masculine look!]
"Let me start! I'll show you the true essence of baseball fist!" Iori's eyes burned with undisguised lust.
After a bloody battle with her seniors, Iori finally managed to reach Azusa-senpai...
“But, Kitahara…” Kohei fell silent, looking at Iori, who was covering her face with one hand and striking a seductive pose: “You have no clothes left to take off.”
"Don't worry, Kohei." Iori was still standing there in her JoJo pose, revealing the hair clip in her hair: "Just once, give me one chance, let me bet everything!"
【boom--】
[As a result, Senior Azusa easily subdued the two of them without taking off a single piece of clothing.]
However, their sacrifices weren't in vain. At Azusa's urging, Chisa agreed to participate in the competition, but only on the condition that the two of them participate too!
"Hahaha, that undisguised lustful look in your eyes... I really don't know whether to praise you as a pure, utter pervert!"
"This is truly disappointing! You two didn't even win a single game!"
In a sense, Iori's ability to pose so alluringly naked with a serious expression is quite impressive for a human being.
Gintama World
"Killer Queen??" Gintoki was startled when he saw Iori's JoJo pose. He was surprised that Iori had actually collaborated with the immortal fairy Araki.
They're no ordinary people. Do they write apology letters quickly, just like Sorachi Agasa?
Shinpachi adjusted his glasses and, after taking a closer look, couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow, the accuracy is amazing!"
Aside from not being dressed, there's practically nothing wrong with it, and to be honest, the pose is actually quite cool...
Of course, the premise is that you have to wear clothes, otherwise it would be pure perverted!
"Baka yarou!" Gintoki, his face dark, slammed Shinpachi's head down onto the table, creating a deep dent. "Is this the time for lamentation? Gintoki's mother is in a life-or-death crisis!"
Shinpachi, his face covered in blood, nonchalantly took off his glasses and wiped them with a cloth: "But Gintoki, the fact that they can collaborate with Araki-sensei means they can write apology letters quickly too. We don't have an advantage..."
Kagura raised her little hand and suggested, "We can ask the gorilla to buy more snack boxes. We can win by sheer numbers, aru!"
This suggestion hit the nail on the head. They could work together unilaterally first and then apologize. They could do whatever they wanted!
The Izu Spring Festival was held as scheduled... Everyone set up a okonomiyaki stall at the school, but Kohei, who was playing goldfish scooping with Iori, was a little puzzled.
"Hey Kitahara, why is Azusa-senpai suddenly covering for the shop for me?"
He was doing just fine with his stall when he saw Senior Azusa pushing the two of them away with an expectant look on her face, telling them to go and have fun.
"I don't know!" Iori's face remained dark throughout, and she seemed incredibly stiff. "It's just... I feel really sorry for you."
[Kouhei could tell from Iori's expression that nothing good had happened: "You bastard, what kind of trouble have you dragged me into now!"]
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