Just then, an arm suddenly sprang from the bushes and draped over Kohei's shoulder, followed by a face that looked like a demon!

"A monster—!!" Kohei was nearly scared to death, but thankfully Iori recognized it as the corpse-like beast that had participated in the beauty pageant before.

Natsume's Book of Friends World

"It's rude to keep calling people monsters—"

The cat teacher, who was leisurely sunbathing, sat up abruptly upon hearing this, waving its paws as if it were fuming.

They have good looks too, so don't treat every ugly one as a monster. Monsters shouldn't be blamed for that!

"Okay, then forgive them, handsome cat teacher!"

Although Natsume didn't know why the other person was wearing such heavy makeup, he decided to appease the irritated cat teacher first.

"Hey, bro..." The corpse-like beast's eyes darted around, and it said shyly to Kohei, "...go with me!"

"Huh?! Wait... I don't even know your name." Kohei panicked slightly. He would have agreed to date any normal girl; this was really hard to accept.

"Yoshihara Aina, a freshman at Aoyama Girls' College, is that enough?" (Read exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

Seeing this, Iori wisely turned and left without hesitation, offering her heartfelt blessings: "Congratulations, Kohei! May you grow old together in happiness!"

"Where do you think you're going?!" Kohei, his face contorted with rage, grabbed Iori, who was trying to escape.

“I want to give you two some time…”

Upon hearing this, Kohei's expression became even more ferocious, veins bulging, and he gritted his teeth, saying, "Abandoning me in this situation, do you have no conscience at all?!"

Iori was also furious: "The person who just abandoned me so easily has the nerve to say that!"

"Never mind!" Seeing their reactions, the Corpse-Mask Beast remained silent for a moment before turning and leaving.

"Haha, congratulations Kohei! You're one step closer to your dream of joining the beautiful high school girl club!"

"You two are really good brothers, always betraying your teammates without the slightest hesitation."

Seeing the two of them making equally impressive facial expressions, everyone fell silent. As human beings, it is quite remarkable that they can make expressions that are not human!

After the corpse-makeup beast left, the two were caught red-handed by their senior and taken back to the activity room for a cocktail party!

However, feeling uneasy, Iori kept looking for a chance to slip away, until Chisa's small hand landed on his shoulder.

"No, Chisa, I was just trying to make you more charming..." Iori panicked, frantically trying to explain.

"Sigh, never mind." Looking at Iori's desperate struggle, Chisa sighed deeply. "Consider it a favor you owe me."

"Really?!" Iori exclaimed excitedly, surprised that she was forgiven so easily. "Thank you, Chisa! As a thank you gift, I'll buy you an even sexier pair of lingerie next time!"

Chisa's face instantly darkened: "..."

"Big brother, you really know how to talk!"

The people from other worlds looked at Iori with mixed feelings of amusement and exasperation. She had just jumped out of the brink of death, yet she was so reckless as to jump back in. Was she really in such a hurry to die?

Grand Carnival World

"Although there were already some clues before, he is a genius at summarizing, but I didn't expect him to be able to summarize like this!" Gudako couldn't help but exclaim.

This guy's ability to court death is no less than mine. It must be quite remarkable that he's lived this long!

"What on earth is he thinking?" Mashu was speechless. Why would he think that giving sexy clothes would be a thank-you gift?

Looking at Iori's 743 performance, which showed absolutely no will to survive, Da Vinci pondered for a moment: "Hmm... is it possible that he didn't even think about it at all?"

If I'm not mistaken, his brain must have been filled with alcohol; he didn't think before he spoke.

"Never mind, since she's already been forgiven, let's just let it go." Fortunately, her seniors stepped in to smooth things over: "Chisa, would you like something to drink?"

"Then I'll drink less," Chisa replied, then began looking around as if searching for something.

However, the senior members of the club didn't seem to care, and instead looked at the juniors who had just joined this year: "Where are Iori and Kohei?"

"I want oolong tea!"

"Me too……"】

The two looked at the oolong tea their senior had handed them, feeling something was off. They glanced at it furtively; the color was fine, but something felt off.

Then the two took a sip and were instantly utterly astonished: "It's actually real oolong tea!!!"

"How is this possible?!" Iori was even more excited than before. He hadn't had a normal drink in ages, and he certainly didn't expect to find one in this club.

To be honest, when the seniors first asked them what they wanted to drink, they weren't even looking forward to it; they figured it would be alcohol anyway.

"Why are you so shocked?" The club's senior members looked at the two, who seemed to have been rescued, with some surprise. "We were just complying with your request."

"Impossible! How can this club have normal drinks?!"

"The house has collapsed. This oolong tea wasn't even flammable after all. It was all for nothing..."

The people from other worlds were even more shocked. Aren't you the Alcoholics Society? How come two heretics have appeared? And what's with this normal oolong tea?!

Hey guys, get these two unfamiliar seniors out of here! They can't drink coconut juice… cough cough, those who can't drink alcohol must be undercover agents! What happened to the rule that drinks below 30 degrees Celsius can't be served?!

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Gintama World

"The diving club is drinking authentic oolong tea instead of alcohol? This is bad, Kondo-san!" Sougo, also looking surprised, exclaimed from the Shinsengumi's base.

"It's like the mayonnaise people turning into tomato lovers, the end of the world is coming..."

As everyone knows! A diving club can't function without drinking, and Mr. Hijikata can't function without mayonnaise!

Just as the West cannot lose Jerusalem, these are common sense facts.

“Sougo is right.” Upon hearing this, a certain gorilla crossed his arms and adopted a serious expression: “This is indeed a very serious omen.”

"To be precise, it's like Silver Tower Code has stopped complaining..."

Hijikata Toshiro lit a cigarette, his forehead veins throbbing, and grumbled through gritted teeth, "What kind of lousy examples are these? Apologize to Shinpachi, you idiot!"

Silver Tower Code isn't going to be criticized? Shinpachi is still alive... And is it really that dramatic that I'm switching from mayonnaise to ketchup?

I'm just an ordinary mayonnaise lover, believe it or not, I'll switch to tomato in a bit...

Thinking of this, Hijikata Toshiro, who was about to prove himself, fell silent. The fact that the diving club didn't drink seemed to be quite serious!

Sipping the alcohol-free oolong tea, both Iori and Kohei shed tears. It had been so long since they'd had such a normal drink; this was the kind of university cocktail party they'd always imagined.

And so things remained peaceful, the cheerful atmosphere continuing until 6 p.m., when the school loudspeakers announced: "The school's open house hours have ended!"

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As the announcement began, the previously cheerful atmosphere instantly turned eerie.

The club seniors, who had been chatting and laughing just moments before, suddenly unleashed an incredible aura, throwing aside their clothes and roaring to the sky.

"Whoosh! The restrictions are lifted!!!"

"Bring me the vodka!!!"

The drinks on the table vanished in the blink of an eye, replaced by bottles of strong liquor.

"Hahaha, this is just right... Senior is indeed a senior, with this speed of undressing, Iori and the others still have a lot to learn!"

Seeing the seniors completely let loose in the blink of an eye, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. This is what a proper "diving club" should be like.

If you don't play baseball, drink alcohol, or take your clothes off, is it still a diving club?!

【boom--】

With the lifting of the ban, Chisa placed a bottle of shochu (a 4-liter bottle of Deku-yomi, a value-for-money brand) in front of Iori, like a heartless killer.

"Drink it!"

Looking at the enormous bottle in front of her, Iori's voice softened slightly: "You're still angry about the beauty pageant, aren't you?"

Upon hearing this, Qian Sha's eyes grew even colder: "Is there any need to answer you now?"

"I'll drink..." Iori desperately grabbed the bottle and gulped it down, managing to down half of it before painfully covering her mouth with her hand: "Is... this much enough? Please, have mercy on me..."

Kohei stood up, looking at Iori with utter shock: "He actually drank more than two liters!!"

"Holy crap, bro, you're really something! By the way, how's your stomach?"

Seeing this, everyone swallowed hard in horror. Two catties of strong liquor were chugging down. Brother, stop pretending, you actually have superpowers, don't you!

It's a miracle they didn't die; this would have been a three-episode film for "Approaching Science"!

Detective Conan World

"Wait, how much was it again?" The Mori uncle, who had been drunkenly drinking from a beer bottle, suddenly woke up and slapped his face in disbelief: "Are you kidding me? Two...two liters?"

Xiao Lan remained in the same position, pouring tea, her expression blank, completely unaware that the tea had overflowed the cup: "I heard you right, Dad, it's two liters!"

Uncle Mori was stunned for a moment. As a staunch materialist, he seemed to be wavering now...

Is this scientifically sound?

This kind of strong liquor is fine for a few drinks normally, but drinking two jin (1 kg) in one go without any side dishes is something he's never seen before among college students.

Let alone two liters of strong liquor, even two liters of normal boiled water could cause water poisoning if drunk in this way!

[But Chisa clearly wasn't going to let him off the hook. She put on a cute act, clapped her hands, and read aloud emotionlessly, "A little bit left, a little bit left..."]

"Chisa-ah—!!"

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