Seeing their bewildered expressions, the girl simply stood up, closed her eyes, and introduced herself: "Aina Yoshihara, a freshman at Aoyo University, I've decided to leave TB and officially join PaB."
"The Corpse-Mask Beast!!!"
Wait...you? A corpse-making beast?! The people from other worlds were all silent as they looked at the beautiful girl in front of them. Makeup skills really are one of the four great evil arts.
And, young lady! As the only normal person left, I advise you to run now while you still can...
Chapter 861 A Social Gathering Full of Memorable Scenes!
Gabriel Fallen World
"This guy actually wants to join the alcoholics club? What's wrong with him...?"
Even the brainless idiot Satania was shocked; it was the first time she had ever seen someone willingly venture into hell.
"There is definitely a problem. You know, even those two perverted seniors, Iori and Kohei, didn't join the club voluntarily; they were completely forced into it..."
Vinette also thought Satania's statement made sense. Anyone who would voluntarily join a diving club that does nothing productive all day must either be mentally challenged or have some kind of suicidal idea!
With her hair disheveled, Gabriel slumped her head and muttered listlessly, "Let's cherish these rare moments of normalcy. Iori-senpai was like this before she fell from grace!"
“You have no right to say that…” Winette couldn’t help but complain as she looked at Gabriel’s thick dark circles.
"So, which school will we be partnering with for our joint program?"
On the way to the social gathering, the two walked ahead looking guilty, with Yamamoto, dressed in a white suit and wearing thick lips, beside them. Even Nojima was dressed unusually fashionably.
Kohei also spoke frankly: "The girls who introduced us said they were all freshmen at Aoyama Girls' College."
Upon hearing that she was a student at Qingnv University, Yamamoto and Nojima became even more excited, after all, Qingnv University was famous for its stunningly beautiful students!
Yamamoto pressed on impatiently, "By the way, how is the girl herself?"
"That girl? No... " Kohei suddenly stopped. Oh no, this question is crucial!
“Let me think…” Compared to Kohei 433’s panic, Iori thought about what the other person looked like with and without makeup, and blurted out: “She’s a girl who clearly distinguishes between her on- and off-duty states!”
"Eh!!" Kohei turned around in shock, his face filled with disbelief. Could it really be interpreted that way?
"Hahaha, Iori's ability to summarize has always been quite good. She never tells a lie, yet she manages to make people misunderstand!"
Seeing this, everyone laughed even harder. With Iori's corporate-level understanding and language skills, it would be a waste of talent if she didn't go into public relations!
Not only are they all the truth, but there's nothing wrong with them either; they're all perfectly fine... except for a slight use of artistry in their language.
Hyouka World
"I……"
"Wait a minute, stop being so curious!" In the Classic Literature Club, Oreki Houtarou stretched out his hand with a headache, predicting Chitanda's ultimate move.
He needs time to calm down...
With Iori-senpai's concise and succinct summarizing ability, why bother with mechanical engineering? It seems more advantageous to abandon science and pursue literature!
Even as an energy-saving advocate, he felt that in literature, Iori-senpai was more energy-efficient than him...
A single, simple sentence encapsulates the entire content, yet its meaning is entirely different!
Or, we should let Iori-senpai be the president of the Classic Literature Club; her literary talent is unmatched!
"But she seems a little reluctant!" Iori thought, recalling her troubled expression that morning, and found it odd as well.
Kohei, being a homebody, was even more confused: "Why is she so reluctant when I'm just asking her to introduce herself?"
[In the morning, he and Iori didn't even drink any alcohol; they immediately knelt down and begged Yoshihara Airai with the highest level of courtesy.]
Even so, the other person still looked unwilling... Was it because they hadn't taken their clothes off?
Listening to Kohei's explanation, Yamamoto, with an air of knowing what he'd been through, said, "You guys really don't understand. Of course they'd be unwilling."
"If you were to introduce a pervert to your friends..."
“We would be so ashamed that we would want to commit suicide…”
Nojima and Yamamoto were talking with an irritating grin, while Iori and Kohei were practically ready to punch them. Didn't they even consider who this was for? What happened to their supposed best friends?!
"Wow, they're pretty accurate in their self-assessment... It seems even perverts attract each other!"
Everyone agreed that what these two guys said made sense. If the friends at the social gathering found out that the other side had brought a bunch of perverts, they would probably have to end their friendship immediately!
Amagi Brilliant Park: Saviors of the World
Ke'er Jiangxi was speechless: "So you guys know you're a pervert too..."
To be honest, he's quite self-aware. With such a clear sense of self, it's amazing that he can see through the perverted mentality to this extent.
Then his gaze fell on the "mascots" sitting in the massage chair, looking like thugs with fierce expressions—namely, Tiramisu and Macaron…
So when will these shameless guys realize that they're just mascots at the amusement park, there to attract customers?
[As they talked, they soon arrived at the meeting place, agreed on a secret code, and decided on their partners using chopsticks!]
If you like someone, point your chopsticks at them; if you're ready to give up, point your chopsticks at yourself. That way, things won't get chaotic.
"Are you kidding me? I don't need any secret codes!" This method seemed to leave no room for refusal, and the others looked at Yamamoto with some surprise.
"I swore a solemn oath in my heart today that no matter who the other person is, I must graduate as a virgin!"
Kohei and the others were completely stunned. His words, spoken with the air of a great general, proved he was no ordinary person!
"Let's go!"
The four of them turned their gaze to the gate ahead, like warriors embarking on a journey to the battlefield: "Towards the new world!!"
[Click, the door to a new world opens—]
"Nice to meet you..." Four heavily made-up, faceless corpse beasts appeared before the group, startling them all.
In an instant, Iori and the others pointed their chopsticks at themselves, choosing to give up without hesitation. Even a freak like them couldn't bring themselves to do it with this makeup!
"Hey everyone."
But just then, a voice rang out, shocking everyone. They all turned to look, only to realize that they had underestimated the other person's determination to shed their childlike innocence...
"It's so hot today!" Yamamoto greeted them shyly, pointing his chopsticks at the purple-haired girl.
"Big brother... there's nothing more to say, you're a role model for men, a good kid who doesn't pick and choose his food!!!"
Looking at that group of corpse-like beasts, even the gentlemen outside the video were all covering their mouths and tearing up. Yamamoto, are you the perverted Yangko star Giorno Giovanna?
Enlightenment, in essence, is about carving out a path for yourself in a dark wilderness. That's a valid point...
But this is completely a dead end!
Gintama World
"Pfft—" Upon seeing this, Gintoki and Shinpachi both spat out a mouthful of blood and leaned backward. What... what kind of crazy matchmaking is this?!
"Gin... Gin-san..." Shinpachi, lying in a pool of blood, struggled to his feet and wiped his mouth. "These aren't even regular soldiers, they're all suicide soldiers!"
Although he understood that girls wouldn't bring girls cuter than himself to a social gathering, he had never met a matchmaker who would turn him into a suicide bomber!
"Baka yarou, Shinpachi! Don't you understand?" Gintoki staggered to his feet, his face covered in cold sweat: "This is... a terrifying new world!"
"Just think about it, after Luffy entered the New World, the enemies he encountered were all equipped with Armament Haki... That's the cruelty of the New World!"
"No, no, no, Gintoki." Shinpachi shook his head, his face full of exasperation. "The new world over there is completely different."
He can't even look at the phrase "gateway to a new world" the same way anymore; it's toxic!
Baka and Test: Summoning World
"..." In Class F, the FFF group, who had just been shouting about burning a few people at the stake, fell silent. It seemed they had misunderstood their seniors; only a great general could have such magnanimity!
Frankly, in this situation, it's no less challenging than finding the edible parts among a pile of rotten apples...
The difficulty and probability are so low that it's almost like opening a blind box!
“The strong never complain about their environment.” Yuji admired him even more, and Yamamoto-senpai was even more of a heavyweight. He didn’t complain about this… well, it seems he didn’t have anything to complain about.
Looking at Yamamoto-senpai who had gone to A, even the dim-witted Akihisa showed a hint of admiration: "As expected of a real man, he dares to face everything!"
“Akihisa, think about it…” Hideyoshi pointed at Yoshihara Airai on the screen: “She’s a cute little girl after she takes off her makeup, so what about the others…”
What--!!
The FFF group, who had just been eavesdropping, were suddenly engulfed in flames, their eyes glowing red and radiating a dark aura, while they held scythes that they had pulled out from who-knows-where.
"Kill...kill him, kill him!!"
What's with all the fancy stuff about having a blind date with a bunch of cute girls?! Did you even consider how they feel?!
[Yamamoto's desperate actions even brought tears to the eyes of Iori and the others beside him. Even so, he bravely forged ahead—a true role model for virgins!]
"Cheers—!" Iori and the others raised their glasses with heavy expressions. Since their close friend had launched his attack, they had no choice but to fight to the death with Yamamoto!
“Then let me start. My name is Kamio Kiyoko…” The purple-haired girl volunteered to introduce herself first, and then Yamamoto eagerly followed up with more questions.
"Excuse me, what are your interests?"
"Hmm..." Kiyoko was startled by the other person's actions. After a moment of hesitation, she continued, "How about horse racing and pachinko?"
Yamamoto was stunned. Even Iori and the other two looked displeased, shaking their heads behind their backs. "Oyster, oyster, absolutely oyster!!"
"It was intentional, definitely intentional! If it wasn't intentional... this girl is no simpleton!"
Horse racing and pachinko... Hearing these hobbies made even the most casual observers shudder. This was no young girl; she was practically a useless middle-aged man!
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