"I didn't find anything wrong with their behavior of drinking without clothes on; on the contrary..."

On the contrary, I feel that this request is a bit excessive!

After enduring it for a while, the seniors, unable to bear the restriction of their clothes any longer, quickly stripped naked and struck a bodybuilding pose.

"Ah, that makes things much easier!"

“I’ve already told you everything about the wine…” Looking at the battlefield that had instantly returned to normal, Ai Lai was exasperated: “Why do you guys always have to be completely naked?!”

"Didn't you see the horrific scene just now?" Iori and Kohei said with serious expressions, "Next time, it could be a matter of life and death!"

[Yoshihara Airai looked at the two of them speechlessly: "Wearing another layer of clothing, why are you acting like you're going to die..."]

[But upon seeing Azusa-senpai, who was also only wearing a bra, Ai Lai's last taut string snapped, and she collapsed onto the table, sobbing uncontrollably.]

"Really... just once is enough... just a regular cocktail party..." After all, this was her welcome party, and she didn't want to remember it as nothing more than a blurry mess of images.

"Is it really necessary to cry? There's really nothing we can do." Iori and Kohei were also somewhat helpless, and had no choice but to obediently put their clothes back on.

"Next time it will be a matter of life and death... Seriously, aren't your lives a little too cheap?!"

"Girl, I understand how you feel. If you don't do something about them, your future memories of youth will be unbearable, all pixelated!"

Seeing Ai Lai still struggling, everyone was a little teary-eyed. She was a rare creature who had joined the society but hadn't been assimilated yet!

Surviving among a bunch of beasts, naked men, and perverts is difficult enough, but to think that they would actually try to change the atmosphere of the club is such a noble ideal!

"Huh? No more wine..." After a few rounds of drinks, Senior Tokita looked at the bag in his hand in disbelief. This was bad; he had misjudged the quantity.

"Are there not a single bottle left?"

Kohei, somewhat incredulous, rummaged through the messy table, and after discovering there was indeed no more alcohol, he sighed in disappointment.

"How could you make such a mistake, senior?!"

"really…"】

"It's clothes, isn't it..."

"It's even affected his brain..."

The group huddled together, reviewing the situation. After all, not having enough alcohol was a major problem within the gang!

"How could that be?" Ai Lai exclaimed speechlessly, then slammed her hand on the table and stood up. "I've seen it, I'll go buy it!"

Ailai volunteered to go buy the alcohol, and Chisa decided to go with her, since these people could drink quite a lot, and one person might not be able to carry it all!

"Seriously, bro? There wasn't enough alcohol, and you're blaming it on your clothes...?"

People from other worlds were shocked. Besides being used as a weighted vest, this clothing could actually affect the brain? Such amazing clothing deserves a link!

Emiya Family's Meal World

Things are different now. Shirou knows these guys all too well: "It seems like they don't have enough alcohol, but actually the club has run out of drinking water..."

He could almost smell the alcohol through the screen just from the empty bottles on the table, but that still wasn't enough!

As expected, this club was just an alcoholic group disguised as a diving club. Diving was just a side activity; all the funds were used to buy alcohol!

Fuyuki no Tora silently gulped down a mouthful of beer, sighing, "Even drinking water can't withstand this kind of drinking!" (Read super-exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Seeing Iori's disappointment after running out of alcohol, Sakura sighed deeply: "Sigh, Iori-senpai was perfectly normal at first."

Now he's starting to resemble the two senior members of the club more and more. If it were the old Iori-senpai, he would have been happy to see that he didn't have to drink anymore!

Just as Airi ran off to buy alcohol, Kohei picked up a bag of snacks from the table: "Hey, who bought bamboo shoots instead of mushrooms?"

"Tch..." Iori turned around with an annoyed expression, as if her bottom line had been crossed: "What nonsense are you talking about? Don't people normally buy bamboo shoots?"

Kohei sneered, "Don't joke around. Only a fool who doesn't know anything about food would buy bamboo shoots!"

Then, the two got into a heated argument about whether bamboo shoots or mushrooms tasted better, and the two seniors quickly stepped in to stop them.

"Wait, we can't fight! We need to rely on games in times like this, haven't we?!"

[Neither of them had any objections, but due to Azusa-senpai's underhanded manipulation, they drew... a Pocky scene!]

"Wait, who made this game?!" Iori took the paper in disbelief, turned around, and saw Azusa-senpai with a big smile, giving her a thumbs-up.

"Sister Zi—!!!"

However, there were no Pocky sticks here, so Senior Kotobukiya thoughtfully offered another snack as a substitute: "It's a little big, but it'll do."

"..." Iori and Kohei exchanged glances, unable to refuse as their mouths were stuffed full of what they thought was a Pocky substitute.

(P.S.: Bamboo shoots and mushrooms are two types of chocolate snacks in Japan. They have different shapes and are similar to tofu pudding and sweet and savory rice dumplings, respectively. They are quite different!)

"Wow—goodness, this is the most unique Pocky scene I've ever seen, bar none, and the visuals are... kind of awful!"

"Haha, Iori, Azusa-senpai has really gone to great lengths for your development, so go for it without hesitation!"

Seeing this somewhat disastrous ending, even everyone was stunned. Putting aside whether it was a bit bizarre for two grown men to play a Pocky game...

The problem is, with that huge, amazing substitute, are you sure this is a Pocky play?

Dry things girl little buried world

"Heretical, all heretics!" When it came to the ancient war, Umaru forgot about the game and immediately took out her favorite snack, bamboo shoots.

"Bamboo shoots should be paired with potato chips, and of course, cola—that's the way to go!"

Take a bite of potato chip first, and as your mouth is filled with the salty flavor, then take a bite of bamboo shoot; the sweetness inside will create a perfectly balanced effect!

By repeating this process, one can enjoy the flavor endlessly, and even Kiryu Sento would have to shout "Best match!"

Finally, just as the bamboo shoots have drained the moisture from your mouth, take a big gulp of cola—that tangy and refreshing taste is the correct way to eat it!

Chapter 868 Diving Hand Gestures: A Hilarious and Top-Tier Understanding!

Gintama World

Seeing this, Kondo crossed his arms and said in a sarcastic tone, "Seriously~ I really don't understand why anyone would like bamboo shoots?"

"Only a fool who doesn't know anything about food would buy this. Those in the know eat the mushrooms, which contain more chocolate, so they're obviously tastier!"

"You agree, right, Sougo!" Kondo, hoping for approval, looked expectantly at his two capable assistants.

However, what answered him were two handsome faces filled with disdain...

"Ah~ here it comes, here it comes! There are always these kinds of comments! Like, too much chocolate and stuff."

"That sounds nice, but really it's just about spending the same amount of money to eat more chocolate."

Sougo calmly shook his head: "Kondo-san, although our bamboo shoot pie doesn't have much chocolate, the ratio of chocolate to biscuits is the best, that's the key!"

"Tch..." After listening to their remarks, Fourteenth Brother smirked dismissively, saying with a hint of disdain, "No, no, bamboo shoots and mushrooms are the same, the important thing is the egg yolk..."

Before he could finish speaking, there was a loud bang. Fourteen's once neat clothes were now tattered, his hair was a messy, upright mess, and wisps of smoke were rising from it.

"Fourteen—!" Kondo was startled and swallowed hard, feeling a lingering fear.

"Mr. Hijikata, you are a heretic among heretics!" After doing all this, Sougo slowly put away the bazooka. Mayonnaise is not something to be involved in factional disputes!

"Alright, ready...go!!"

[Crackling sound]

With Azusa-senpai's command, the Pocky game officially began, and the two of them, like moles, frantically gnawed at the wooden stake in their mouths.

"This scene is even worse than I imagined." Although Senior Shou had expected it, he hadn't anticipated that it would be this bad.

[As it turned out, the Pocky stick, which was about the same size as the log, wasn't a good substitute; the two of them gnawed on it for ages, and it felt like the distance between them hadn't changed at all.]

"There's no other way." Seeing this, Azusa could only rummage through her bag for her phone and send a text message to Chisa, who had gone to buy alcohol, asking her to buy a real pack of Pocky.

[Content: Iori and Kohei insist on playing a Pocky game!]

Meanwhile, Chisa, still in the store, looked at the text message in her hand with a strange expression: "What happened without me noticing?"

"Haha, the use of the word 'non' is so clever, it's simply a stroke of genius..."

"Seriously, with Pocky games being this size, blocking just one side opens up a whole new world!"

Seeing this scene, everyone almost burst out laughing, especially Senior Sister Zi's text message, which not only shifted the blame perfectly but also brought out the soul of the message!

So, when Yoshihara Airai and the others returned to the diving shop after buying drinks, they found the group engrossed in a game of baseball, their clothes long gone!

"How did it become such a horrible mess again!" Ailai involuntarily collapsed to her knees, letting out a grief-stricken cry.

Kohei stepped forward and explained, "Wait, you heavily made-up beast, there's a reason for this!"

Iori explained earnestly, "That's right, we're playing rock-paper-scissors to decide who will participate in the Pocky game."

[Ailee couldn't understand how this situation had anything to do with what they were talking about: "Is it really necessary to take off your clothes just to play rock-paper-scissors?!"]

"Of course you have to take your clothes off when playing pickup basketball!" The senior players didn't see anything wrong with this; instead, they looked at Yoshihara Aira with some curiosity.

"Can't you play a normal game of rock-paper-scissors?!"

"I'm sorry, they really don't... and Iori thought the same thing back then!"

Seeing this scene, everyone could only say that history always repeats itself in an amazing way, forming a closed loop. Ai Lai had practically experienced everything that Iori had gone through!

You'll get used to it. In this club, taking off your clothes during a baseball game is common knowledge!

Azure Sea World

"Honestly, can I really survive in that wasteland of common sense?"

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