Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

It's a shame it's Iori; most people wouldn't do something like that. At least a normal person would have some shame!

R shook his head: "For anyone else, it might be considered streaking, but for Iori, it's called the restriction being lifted!"

In Yu-Gi-Oh!, this would be a high-class Quick-Play Spell Card; no wonder Iori could run so fast after taking off her underwear...

Silently, Dazai Wang picked up a cup of hot tea. Her intuition told her that things were not so simple.

[Soon after...]

[Azusa and Iori stared intently at the vodka they had just found in the villa, which Iori considered to be the most potent drug.]

Staring at the vodka in front of him, Iori said in a deep voice, "This stuff... would be perfect as medicine, wouldn't it?"

“Indeed.” Senior Azusa rested her chin on her hand, carefully examining the bottle of vodka in front of her. “It has antibacterial and sweat-inducing properties.”

"Not only that, it also helps with sleep and is rich in nutrients..."

Upon hearing Azusa-senpai's admission, Iori immediately cheered and exclaimed, "Truly worthy of being the master of all medicines!"

[We're truly saved. Barring any unforeseen circumstances, we've managed to save the chrysanthemum.]

Looking at Iori cheering, Azusa-senpai added, "Although I don't think this is something a patient should drink."

"Alcohol is indeed considered the best of all medicines in traditional Chinese medicine, as can be found in research... but clearly, it does not include vodka, because that is a foreign liquor."

"Hahaha, it's vodka! So Iori, you're also a member of the Comrades clan."

Watching Iori dance inexplicably while holding vodka, everyone fell into deep thought. This reaction made it seem like he simply wanted to drink.

No, with this much energy, why would I need medicine? My cold is already cured!

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"I won't go into detail about the sterilization and sweating aspects, but the key point is that it's very nutritious..." At this moment, even the idiot Akihisa had a skeptical attitude: "Are you serious?"

As a 1.2 apex predator that can survive on calories, Akira explores all kinds of nutritious foods, even considering inorganic substances.

But he hadn't really thought about drinking this alcohol, since he wasn't old enough to drink yet...

But if it is really nutritious, then can we say goodbye to staple foods and sugary drinks and replace them with alcohol to sustain life?

Thinking of this, Mingjiu's eyes visibly lit up. He had been getting a little tired of sweet soup lately, and it was time to change things up.

Yuuji witnessed this scene and sighed deeply: "Idiot, I advise you not to do anything foolish!"

Akihisa's eyes darted around, realizing his little scheme had been exposed, and he looked extremely flustered: "I haven't said anything yet!!!"

Seeing this, Hideyoshi put his hand to his forehead and said speechlessly, "That's because you wear your heart on your sleeve, Akihisa."

"By the way, this wine is much more expensive than your dessert." Yuuji ruthlessly shattered Akihisa's fantasy once again.

Don't assume it's cheap just because you see some of these older folks drinking it like water; it's actually quite expensive.

Chapter 889 Senior Sister Zi: Let's have some fun!

Although she found some alcohol, Iori still felt it was best not to drink it yet. If she drank and went to sleep now, she wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.

[After all, with Nanaka and Azusa sleeping next to him, it was quite a challenge for him.]

"Oh, I see. Then it's our fault," Senior Azusa muttered unconsciously, as if her mind had gone blank.

Then, pointing to himself, he added in a startling statement, "Iori, let's have sex."

"Cough cough! Cough cough!"

Iori was stunned, looking as if she'd seen a ghost. After a moment of shock, she stared at the other person, stammering, "Huh? Why are you suddenly saying that?"

[Senior Azusa smiled earnestly and said, "Will you be less nervous now?"]

"Wait! Wait! This topic is jumping around way too fast! Slow down, let me catch my breath, I can't keep up at all!"

"No, is the next scene something we can watch without paying?"

Seeing this, even the people from other worlds stood there dumbfounded, questioning their existence... Hey? Sister, this isn't a question of being nervous anymore.

This is completely not worth making dumplings just for a bottle of vinegar!

Furthermore, if Iori can't sleep at night, there's absolutely no need to worry. As an adult, he'll knock himself out!

Azure Sea World

In the dimly lit room, a few faint rays of light struggled to squeeze in through the narrow cracks in the window, barely outlining a few blurry figures.

They sat together, the atmosphere heavy and oppressive!

"What should we do next..." A deep voice broke the silence, carrying a hint of anxiety and urgency.

"Heh, is there even a question?" Someone couldn't help but raise their voice, their tone filled with anger and resentment: "That guy really does know it, doesn't he? The legendary hypnosis!!!"

Otherwise, how can you explain Azusa-senpai, who has a great figure and is very beautiful, saying such a thing? She must have been hypnotized by that pervert Iori!

"Alright, how about we grab our tools and take that pervert to the back hill for a game of hide-and-seek?"

"Oh!!!" This suggestion was instantly agreed upon, and at the same time, everyone tacitly refrained from asking why tools were needed for hide-and-seek.

After reaching a decision, the door was suddenly pulled open with a creaking sound, and Yamamoto and the others stepped out, their eyes burning with fierce determination.

The shovel in his hand gleamed coldly in the sunlight: "Heh heh, Iori-kun, you traitor to your best friend, are you hiding well now? We're coming to play hide-and-seek with you..."

Seeing that Azusa-senpai seemed serious, Iori could clearly feel her heart pounding wildly in her chest, as if it were about to break free of its fragile restraints.

[They're testing me... I'm facing a tremendous trial now!!]

Iori curled up on the bed, clutching her head tightly with both hands, her teeth clenched into the sheets. Finally, she managed to squeeze out a few words through gritted teeth: "Never mind..."

"Haha, that's a real shame." Senior Azusa laughed after being rejected. "Half of what I said was a joke, and I don't want to ruin our relationship over this."

"Seriously, bro? Have you ever been through drug rehabilitation? Your senior's really put in that much effort, how can you still hold back?!"

"Iori, you were absolutely right... This is a trial! To be able to withstand this, you're a real man!"

This time, Iori truly surprised everyone. They thought he was just a simple pervert, but it turned out he was a pervert with principles...

Seeing the painful yet conflicted expression on his face when he refused, everyone would believe he had quit drugs!

After this brief interlude, the two tacitly avoided mentioning what had just happened, and instead suddenly started talking about Tokita-senpai.

[Among these events, Iori also received a piece of news from Azusa-senpai that made him begin to question the meaning of life.]

"Iori, didn't you know? He had a girlfriend when he was little."

"Huh?..." Iori, who had been burying her face in the bed, suddenly looked up: "He has a girlfriend?"

"Yes, girlfriend."

"Same sex?"

Seeing that Iori was still unwilling to accept reality, Azusa-senpai said helplessly, "Why would you think that? I already said she's my girlfriend."

Iori didn't answer, but instead asked another question in a serious tone: "Are you a modern human?"

[This time, Azusa understood: "Are you asking about race? You are definitely human!"]

"Hahaha, really? Tokita-senpai has a girlfriend, huh?" Iori laughed heartily, then her expression instantly changed as she took a bottle of vodka: "Come on, let's have a drink!!"

"Damn it!! Why can people like that find girlfriends, but I don't?!"

"Is that even a question? Because you're not only a conversational genius, but also a pervert..."

"Hahaha, that's hilarious. He even questioned gender and species, but he just couldn't believe that Tokita-senpai really had a girlfriend."

Everyone could understand Iori's mindset. It was like drinking bitter wine down your throat and your heart aching. No matter how much you tried to escape reality, it was useless. You might as well wash up and go to sleep. You can have anything in your dreams.

Wasted Days of a Female High School Student

"Yeah, it's really strange." Tanaka, the amphibian, was also deeply curious about this: "I think Iori-senpai is a pretty nice person, so why doesn't he have a girlfriend?"

"As for character..." Tanaka was about to mention Iori-senpai's good points, but he was interrupted before he could finish speaking.

"He's an incurable pervert," Kikuchi muttered to himself, though he wasn't inherently bad, the label of pervert was always stuck to him.

"Uh... well, let's talk about eloquence..."

The robot Sagamiya replied expressionlessly, "He can summarize."

"Uh...appearance?"

Kikuchi sighed, "In this respect, he can't compare to Kohei-senpai, who's an entertainer."

Tanaka fell silent: "..."

I'm so sorry, Iori-senpai. I tried my best, but I lost completely, both inside and out!

While the two of them were drowning their sorrows in alcohol, Kohei and Airi had already successfully obtained their diving licenses!

"Then let's celebrate first—" Senior Tokita was also happy for his two juniors and planned to throw them a celebration party when they got back.

Upon returning to the villa, I was stunned by what I saw as soon as I opened the door.

[On the table in the center of the hall, wine bottles lay scattered about, and two drunken men were slumped on the sofa, fast asleep.]

[Iori still had dried wine stains on the corners of her mouth, and her clothes had long since disappeared. Besides a green onion rolling around her head, a green onion on her buttocks was even more eye-catching.]

"It seems they've already celebrated..."

[Kouhei stared in utter shock at the large green onion behind Iori's butt: "M..."] (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Seriously, this doesn't look like a celebration at all; it looks like the outcome is already decided!"