Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Since I can't stop my senior, I can only rely on my own efforts. I'll pretend nothing's wrong and pour some water in to bring the alcohol level down to a safe range!

"Alright, Iori, Kohei, it's your turn."

"Understood." Iori and Kohei smiled sincerely and began walking towards the sake jar.

[(Noriho) only glanced into the wine jar casually, and Iori immediately felt a burning sensation in her eyes: "My eyes!!!"]

[Pfft... Caught off guard, Iori elbowed the bespectacled upperclassman next to her, causing his nose to bleed.]

"It's nothing, a small matter." The bespectacled senior wiped his nose with a tissue.

"No one in Pab would get angry over something so trivial."

Seeing the kind and approachable seniors, Iori was deeply moved and took out a bottle of mineral water: "Then I'll pour mine in too..."

"Hey, Iori!!"

"What are you up to?!"

The once incredibly kind and approachable senior suddenly flew into a rage, grabbing Iori's arm, veins throbbing on his forehead, his face contorted in a ferocious grimace.

"Hahaha, you can elbow me, but you can't pour non-flammable water on me. Another weird trigger point has been added."

"That's hilarious! You can laugh off an injury, but daring to dilute alcohol with water... Heh, my sword is not without its flaws!"

Seeing the two seniors' expressions change in an instant, everyone became even more certain that this was an alcoholic gang; alcohol was their faith and their bottom line.

As long as it doesn't involve drinks, everything is negotiable. After all, none of us are stingy. Of course, adding water is an exception...

P.S.: The next chapter ends here, and then it'll be time for the silly FFF group test—that'll be high-energy from start to finish.

Chapter 891 Even though the wine was diluted by half, it still smoked!

[Caught red-handed by their seniors, Iori and Kohei still didn't pour water into the sake jar, but instead chose awamori sake (60%).]

"Um……"】

"Fine, it'll be passable, I guess."

Looking at the bottle of liquor, which was only around 60 proof, the two senior students, though somewhat dissatisfied, didn't want to make things difficult for their juniors in the atmosphere, so they reluctantly agreed.

Grand Carnival World

"Only 60 degrees? Who do you think you are!" Gudako frowned in dissatisfaction. "If others see this, they'll think that people from Pab can't drink alcohol."

"Another bottle of the Water of Life... no, one bottle for each of us!"

They dare to bring out a mere 60-proof liquor? Compared to the large vat full of the water of life, even pouring it in would be considered dilution. No wonder the two senior students were so dissatisfied.

"Senior, is it possible that 60-proof liquor is already scary enough, and there's more..."

At this point, Mashu said with a hint of helplessness, "When did Chaldea become part of Pab's society?"

Those people were something else! They drank beer like water, spirits like soft drinks, and only the water of life was worthy of being drunk as alcohol!

Those with poor alcohol tolerance won't even pass the freshman welcome party; the diving club doesn't tolerate idlers.

"Just now... I said it!"

"Also, is 60-proof liquor really that scary?" Gudako pouted, then said nonchalantly, "Whatever, it's not like I'm the one drinking it, so who cares?"

This wine is really potent; you might have to sign a waiver of liability before you even drink it!

One bite, and forget about summer vacation, your youthful memories, and even the memories of the first half of your life might be completely erased...

However, since it's just for fun and I'm not the one suffering, I don't care if it's strong or not.

Before pouring the drinks, there's an opening speech, but Kohei, being an otaku, panicked and cowered in a corner, seeking help from the magical girl Lala.

"..." Iori looked at Kohei speechlessly, then suggested, "How about we do another self-introduction?"

Kohei was overjoyed: "So that's how it is! There's another trick to it!"

The two quickly finalized the plan, but looking at the group of senior colleagues below, Kohei suddenly became incredibly nervous, silently repeating in his mind... name, interests, motto!

Seeing Kohei's expression, Iori didn't expect him to speak first, so she decided to take the initiative herself.

"Thanks to this club, I discovered that the person I've always disliked (Kohei Imamura) is actually quite charming!"

"Although I was hesitant at first, I'm starting to think (games and anime) are pretty good."

"I will work even harder in the future, and I hope that one day, I can say those words to you in person (Let's marry Kohei-nii-san)!"

[The sea, diving, I love the sea… Kohei’s voice always perfectly timed to capture Iori’s key words.]

[At this point, Iori, having reached her limit, elbowed Kohei: "Are you deliberately messing with me?!"]

"That's very well said!" The two senior colleagues were also somewhat surprised, not expecting him to talk about how they gradually closed the distance between them.

"Haha, perfect timing, it even flows together seamlessly, it's so harmonious."

"It's hilarious! Kohei's timing in responding was so perfect that even editing was unnecessary; it was practically a seamless transition."

The crowd burst out laughing at the sight. "It takes a hundred years of cultivation to share a boat ride, and a thousand years to achieve perfect synchronization." It's better to respond well than to say it well.

These two only need to change their clothes and set up a stage; they don't even need to rehearse. Their everyday conversations can turn into a comedy routine, and they can make a fortune in no time.

The world of spring things

"Pfft...cough cough..."

Even the usually aloof Yukinoshita couldn't help but laugh out loud, but she quickly seemed to realize her lapse in composure, a faint blush spreading across her cheeks as she turned her head away.

The sudden laughter startled Hachiman, who glanced at her casually... Oh well, he'd better pretend he didn't hear it.

"In a sense, Kohei-senpai really didn't mean it... don't you think, Yukinoshita-kun?" Hikigaya asked casually, seemingly oblivious to her unusual behavior.

"Cough...that's right." Yukinoshita coughed lightly, trying to return to normal, but a trace of a smile still lingered at the corner of her mouth.

After all, if the two of them were speaking separately, there would probably be no problem. But Kohei-senpai was so nervous that he lost his composure, which is why his words sounded so strange.

Lonely Rock World

"No, I didn't know Kohei-senpai could be nervous too!" Little Lonely peeked out from the gap in the cardboard box, cautiously looking around.

Are you kidding me? This isn't scientific...

Judging from Kohei-senpai's behavior, he doesn't seem to have any social anxiety at all. So why is he also afraid to speak up?

You should know that Kohei-senpai has made streaking a regular occurrence; that kind of courage is something only someone with social anxiety would have.

Hmm, something doesn't seem right!

To be precise, streaking... is something that even normal people might not have the courage to do.

The more Little Lonely thought about it, the more confused she became. Why did it feel so contradictory?

[As the opening remarks ended, everyone was quickly given a full glass of strong liquor. As for how full… well, let's just say it perfectly demonstrated the surface tension of the water.]

But having gone this far, and determined to protect their lives, the two tried every possible method to reduce the amount in their cups.

"We'll pretend to be drunk and spill the wine!"

[Plan One failed... because the afro-haired senior and the bespectacled senior had already slipped over and caught their glasses while they were pretending to be drunk, preventing a single drop from spilling.]

"Then find an empty glass, pour some water into it, hold the wine in your mouth as if drinking water, and secretly spit it back."

[Plan Two failed... because the two of them had just taken out two empty glasses and placed them on the table when the bald senior filled them with wine scooped from the vat.]

Just as they were dawdling, they discovered that a portion of the liquor in their hands had vanished into thin air—yes, it had simply evaporated!

The two became even more terrified upon seeing this; how could they drink this stuff? So they pulled out Plan Three!

"Let the seniors see the correct way Yutong does it. Once they see this, they won't have to drink it like this!"

Plan three also failed... because according to Yutong's rules, at least 12 cups are required, so the seniors have already started pouring more wine into the large vat.

"Hahaha, you two Crouching Dragons and Phoenix Chicks, quickly stop your magic tricks! The methods you've come up with will only make you drink more and more!"

"No, brother, don't you guys have any self-awareness about your own intelligence? When has your scheme ever succeeded?"

The same tricks these two immortals came up with to trick Qian Sha into drinking last time and this time will only ever backfire on them; they never have any chance of succeeding!

Everyone was speechless. The first two plans were understandable, since the opponent was a monster senior, and their failure was to be expected. They couldn't be blamed.

But the problem is the third strategy... Do you think the predecessors haven't seen this rule? This is digging a hole for themselves to jump into!

With their plan failing, the two simply gave up trying to figure it out and decided to rely on their incredible drinking prowess to cope!

"Alas—"

[As a result, the two, who boasted of being able to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, couldn't even make it past the first round, and were already shirtless, jumping onto the table to party.]

"The wine's gone..." Just as the atmosphere was reaching its peak, Senior Tokita stared gravely at the empty wine jar.

So he had no choice but to ask Ai Lai to make the trip, and she also dragged Iori along: "I can't carry it by myself, can you help me?"

Iori agreed, and sat in the passenger seat: "Let's go."

[Aile was speechless upon seeing this: "Wait a minute, what are you thinking about?"]

"Oh, sorry, I forgot." Iori patted herself down, then realized what she'd done and fastened her seatbelt.

"I didn't mean for you to fasten your seatbelt!!"

"Haha, you have a good sense of safety, but I still want to say something... Brother, you've got the point wrong, clothes, at least put on some clothes."

Everyone watched this scene with mixed feelings of amusement and exasperation. Even if the traffic police had come, they would probably have praised him for being so safety-conscious.