Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

I should never have lent the whole Dragon Ball manga to this guy in the first place.

"Oh, I originally planned to wait at the entrance, but I got caught red-handed, so I thought I'd take the opportunity to work and earn some money." The wig answered seriously. Being a patriot to expel foreigners isn't easy these days.

"Then good luck..." Gintoki was too tired to even comment on this airhead.

The three who escaped to Fumizuki Academy encountered Takeuchi, their Chinese language teacher, who readily granted their request to summon them.

"Experimental Summoning Beast, summon!"

Although Akihisa thought that with Himeji's summoned beast, there was no possibility of defeat, Miharu had her own ideas and instantly defeated Shimada.

[Meanwhile, Miharu's own score was wiped out by Himeji's sword...] (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)

"Those who got a zero, go get remedial lessons!" The iron-willed teacher, as if catching prey, lunged forward and hoisted the two of them onto his shoulders, one in each arm.

"As long as I'm with my big sister, even the most grueling tutoring in hell is heaven for Miharu!!" Miharu exclaimed excitedly.

The Iron Man teacher, carrying the two of them halfway, suddenly stopped, his voice becoming heavy: "Yoshii... have you finally awakened?"

"Huh?" Akihisa was initially confused, but after glancing down at her maid outfit, she panicked: "You've misunderstood!!"

"Haha, teacher has a discerning eye and is a wise person. She has indeed awakened, but... what has awakened is her girlish heart."

"Miharu's move was clever; she even knew to cut into the backline for a last-minute one-for-one trade. As for Akihisa, three against one and still got killed. Do they even know how to play?"

Looking at the perfectly planned Meichun, everyone had to admit defeat. Who said that people with a love-struck mind have zero intelligence? You think she's on the fifth level, but she's actually on the atmosphere!

[At this moment, the camera focuses on Yuuji, still charred black in the movie theater, with black smoke billowing from his mouth...]

[After watching two seven-hour movies, even Shoko herself was starting to feel the strain... She leaned on Yuuji's shoulder, clutching a self-defense device, and fell asleep.]

The next day, the scene shifts to Akihisa, the "Instant Noodle Master," who is meticulously preparing his daily ration.

However, after their date, Akihisa's beloved wallet fell critically ill, making their lives increasingly difficult.

【So...】

[Click——]

[As always, Akihisa cut the instant noodles into pieces, until finally he picked up a piece of the cup noodles, cut into finger-sized pieces, with a big smile: "Breakfast..."]

[At this moment, I also recalled the voice of Mr. Fukuhara, who had switched to narration: "Very satisfied!"]

"Putting aside Yuuji, who was electrocuted and turned into a crisp... Akihisa, you're really too pitiful!!"

Everyone covered their mouths and wept upon seeing this. Was this the legendary "misery contest"? Instant noodles that used to be divided into four portions were now cut into cubes!

From eating one bowl a day, then one bowl every three days, to now only being able to eat one bite, it's truly heartbreaking to see and tearful to hear.

However, in a sense, being able to cut instant noodles into diced meat is indeed quite impressive...

There's one question that really makes me curious: if you're eating this, won't you starve to death?

Qingyin girl world

"That's... breakfast...?" Looking at the finger-sized instant noodles in Akira's hand, Daiyu glanced down at her afternoon tea cake and was somewhat stunned.

I feel like one bite would be more than what Akihisa eats in a whole day, and I feel a pang of guilt that makes me unable to bring myself to eat it...

"How can he be so satisfied with this size..." Captain Lu's eyes widened, somewhat helplessly: "I would think it's too small even as a snack."

Akiyama Mio took out her wallet, wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said in a choked voice, "It's so tragic, can I donate?"

"No, please don't think about anything negative, why would you donate money!" The lawyer quickly pressed her hand down, anxiously saying, "Didn't you hear the narrator say that he is very satisfied!"

Akihisa may seem to be in a bad situation, but it's all his own fault. He's not short of money; he just spends all his allowance on game consoles and Hideyoshi photo books!

Trust me, he'll be even happier if I buy him two loaves of bread.

The world of spring things

Hachiman's eyelids twitched, his face darkening: "Given its size—so small you barely need to chew it—boiling water is almost unnecessary..."

What amazing knife skills! You managed to cut something as simple as instant noodles into such neat squares without wasting a single grain. With such a fast knife, I would call you the best!

Yukino frowned slightly, as if she wanted to say something but hesitated: "I have a feeling that he could have cut this instant noodle into smaller pieces."

This is too tragic! What's the difference between taking a bite and not eating at all? At most, it's just a sense of ritual.

"This... it can still be cut..." Hachiman was speechless. If he kept cutting, he would really master the infinite instant noodle making technique.

Based on Akihisa's usual habits, next time he should just eat them one by one; this bite seems a bit too extravagant.

Chapter 904 1/67 of Instant Noodles, the FFF Group Makes its Appearance!

[After a heartbreaking breakfast, the scene shifts to Class F. With their stoic teacher leaving with his books, the students of Class F finally end their grueling day-off tutoring session.]

"Gurgle~~"

Just then, a rumbling sound came from Mingjiu's stomach, a low and drawn-out grumble, as if it were loudly complaining about its master's mistreatment.

"Ah... I'm so hungry. I've been called around so much today, I'm even hungrier than usual..." Mingjiu slumped weakly on the table. He hadn't eaten much that morning, and now he had to use his summoned beast to help the teacher with chores.

At this moment, Shoko also arrived at Class F and thoughtfully handed lunch to Yuuji. Normally, Class A students don't need to have extra classes on weekends because it's unnecessary.

However, Shoko never plays by the rules. She's there when Yuuji is around, and she won't come to school if Yuuji isn't.

"Haha, I thought your instant noodle meat, cut into tiny pieces, was really that good. Turns out you still get hungry."

"No, if you two are going to show affection, then go outside. I have a friend who felt very uncomfortable after seeing it."

Looking at Xiangzi's bizarre way of being, the people from other worlds twitched at the corners of their mouths. Cold dog food was being slapped haphazardly in my face.

Azure Sea World

"This stench of love is getting into my eyes." Kitahara Iori's face immediately fell, filled with envy, jealousy, and hatred.

How come this guy has a girlfriend?! And in high school no less?!

“I said, Kitahara 15…” Kohei clenched his teeth unconsciously, his eyes almost bleeding with tears: “Is Yuuji the type of girl that emotionless beauties like?”

Forget about Akihisa; it's too dangerous and might attract the attention of gay men. It can't be used as a reference. You can only use Yuuji as an example to learn from.

First, he needs to have a strong physique (at least strong enough to withstand an electric gun)... Iori shook her head repeatedly, this one is out of the question, her life is more important.

Then, superhuman endurance (being able to endure a 14-hour movie)... Iori nodded, "That's something I can train."

Finally, there's the incredibly strong spirit (the ability to walk around the streets wearing shackles that seem like a hobby)... Iori looked troubled; this was a bit difficult, but not impossible.

In a split second, the two completed the mental question and answer, then knelt on the ground, utterly defeated, suddenly realizing that there was a reason why they were still single in college.

I can't even get past the first one!

Speaking of lunch, Hideyoshi was surprised to see Akihisa pull a lunchbox out of his bag: "Akihisa, you brought your own lunch today?"

[Akihisa eagerly lifted the lid, revealing instant noodles cut into small cubes...]

"What's that?" Yuuji asked, puzzled. "It's a bento box, but where's the rice? Where are the side dishes?"

“1/67 of an instant noodle,” Akihisa explained casually for everyone. “Half, half, half, half!”

Yuuji couldn't bear to look anymore: "Akihisa, that's 1/64, okay?!"

[Under everyone's watchful eyes, Akihisa finished his lunch in one gulp: "I'm full!"]

[Even Hideyoshi couldn't help but sigh, "What a meal that brings tears to my eyes..."]

"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter! Finding a prime number from a simple bisection is amazing!"

"Pfft... Haha... This kid, life isn't easy. Under the pressure of life, he's managed to develop unparalleled knife skills."

At this moment, everyone was laughing so hard they almost choked. Cutting instant noodles into 64 pieces, you must have worked really hard.

That's right, such a perfectly square shape can only be seen in Minecraft.

When I first opened the lunchbox, someone who didn't know better might have thought there was a die inside.

Magical Girl Illya World

"Although this lunch was heartbreaking, I still want to say..." Rin slowly took a deep breath, trying to calm herself down.

"Your lunchbox seems a bit redundant, no, it's more like the lunchbox is being mistreated!"

1/67, this is no longer advanced mathematics, but advanced metaphysics. To be able to calculate a prime number from this is truly a tear-jerking display of intelligence.

"It's not easy for this guy to have lived this long," Luvia said with a twitching smile, offering a fairly objective assessment.

He seems to have truly mastered the unlimited instant noodle system. Who can cut instant noodles into 67... uh, 1/64 of a small portion?

Miyu was even more shocked, her face full of complex emotions: "I have never seen such a miserable lunch."

It's heartbreaking to see. Ever since that last date, even instant noodles have become a luxury for Akihisa!

The Disastrous World of Saiki K.

"Oh my god, does this guy have some kind of superpower too?" Qi Mu's face, which usually seemed to never change, twitched slightly at this moment.

I'm full...?

This meal wasn't just tear-jerking; it also had a self-hypnotic effect!

Do you think you can get away with this? My brain and stomach have been calculating all day and still can't figure out which part went wrong.

It turned out that the heart was falsifying its records!

Baka and Test: Summon the Beasts (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novels!)

"Jingle Bell…"