Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"You're kidding, right?!"

Himeji's eyes sharpened as she scrutinized the bento box in front of her: "Such an exquisite bento box, it must have been made by either Sakamoto or Tsuchiya, right?"

"Hahaha, even their first suspect is a boy. It's hard to imagine what kind of image Akihisa has in their eyes!"

"I'm so touched, nobody would believe it if I told you, but that idiot Jiu finally got to eat normal white rice..."

Looking at the bento box filled to the brim, everyone seemed a little incredulous. They didn't know he actually had white rice at home!

I thought he only cared about calories, but I didn't expect him to actually know how to supplement protein this time.

"Think what you want..." Akihisa had given up trying; let them think what they want.

"Speaking of which, Xiaoming sent Sakamoto a text message this morning saying he didn't want to go home tonight, which also means..."

[Himeji Minami's imagination: Yuuji, wearing a naked apron, looks tenderly at Akihisa: "Today... you don't want to go home, right?"]

After ending her imagining, Himeji blushed and tears welled in her eyes: "I can't believe it!"

Minami cried and shrank back, saying, "Xiaoming, have you become so filthy?"

Kubo suddenly appeared, looking heartbroken: "I misjudged you, Yoshii-kun!"

"Wait a minute! Minami, what kind of disgusting thoughts have you had about me?" Akihisa was on the verge of tears. "And why is Kubo-kun here too?"

"Haha, please allow me to laugh for a moment, it actually managed to connect to the previous text messages! 2.9"

"This imagined scene is a bit cringeworthy, but the logic is sound... Wait, is there something strange mixed in with that group of people?"

Kubo-kun, you're toxic!

Seeing Kubo seamlessly blending in with Himeji and the others, everyone felt a bit annoyed. Are you guys from Class A and Class F really that close? Everyone can teleport.

Emiya Family's Meal World

Looking at Himeji and the other's outrageous imaginations, Shirou thought of two old friends: "This imagination... can only be said to be no less than that of Iori and Kohei, those two logical geniuses!"

Considering the previous text message about wanting to stay overnight at Yuuji's house, it seems quite possible; they could indeed get in touch.

Now he finally understands how those agonizing misunderstandings in comics came about—it all started with the phrase, "Think what you want..."

Cú Chulainn shook his head: "No, no, no, when it comes to imagination, Himeji and the others are far behind those two!"

Himeji and the others' line of thought was at least somewhat traceable, but... those two's imaginations had already gone off the rails, completely out of their league!

P.S.: I'm visiting relatives today, so updates might be late.

Chapter 934 Yoshii-kun, that bra size doesn't fit you!

Because of Akihisa's unusual behavior today, Yuuji and the others became suspicious, so they all decided to go to Akihisa's house after school.

"Huh? My house isn't working out today, it's a little... um... a bit inconvenient." Akihisa, who wasn't good at lying, started to look around nervously, still trying to get away with it.

Yuuji's eyes sharpened: "Is your place inconvenient? What happened?!"

[Akihisa looked slightly flustered, but still tried to remain calm and lied, saying, "Uh, well... actually, some decorators are coming to my house to renovate it today."]

[Yuji didn't believe a single punctuation mark of this excuse: "Don't try to fool me! We were supposed to come to your house to play games today, how could there possibly be any workers coming!"]

"Actually, my house caught fire!!" Large beads of sweat rolled down Mingjiu's forehead, and his speech became incoherent.

"Your house burned down and you still have the nerve to prepare bento boxes? How stupid can you be?" Yuuji was even more convinced that Akihisa was hiding something from them.

"Pfft... Hahaha, this is hilarious! These reasons are getting more and more outrageous, especially the fire excuse. They're really making a fool of Yuuji and the others!"

"Akihisa, let me tell you a foolproof excuse... My house had a gas explosion! This excuse never fails, it's the universal formula in Fuyuki City, and no one doubts it."

Looking at Akihisa's reasons for not even believing he was 30, everyone covered their faces and sighed. You're such a clever little devil, Akihisa!

I apologize for my previous thought that you weren't necessarily an idiot. Without a doubt, you are the king of idiots!

Using a reason like "my house caught fire"—a reason you might not even be able to get a sick leave certificate for—only you would use that...

[Akihisa tried every excuse imaginable, even claiming he had over 2000 adult books scattered around his house, but nothing could sway everyone's determination.]

[It could even be said that it had the opposite effect, as Himeji and the silent pervert were now even more determined to go... one to clean up, and the other to collect!]

On their way home, the group continued to chat about Akihisa's hidden secret.

"He actually brought his own lunch to school and even ironed his uniform neatly. I guess..."

Before Hideyoshi could finish speaking, the lecherous man muttered, "It's most likely his girlfriend who did it."

Upon hearing this, Minami excitedly grabbed Akihisa by the collar, demanding he explain himself, but thankfully Himeji managed to remain relatively calm.

"Don't worry, Yoshii-kun won't secretly date someone else behind everyone's back." Himejiro smiled warmly, but his eyes revealed an unfathomable darkness: "Right, Yoshii-kun..."

"The pinker the hair, the more ruthless the killer... It's confirmed, Himeji-kun is the real yandere, there's no smile in her eyes at all!!"

"Telling Himeji and the silent pervert that you have over 2000 adult books at home... what's the difference between that and letting monkeys watch over a peach orchard?"

Looking into the unfathomable darkness in Himeji's eyes, everyone felt a chill run down their spines. Who would have thought that the pink-haired girl with the gentlest personality was actually the most dangerous person hiding in the darkest corners!

That intense killing intent, and that warm smile—it felt like a death star was flashing above Akihisa's head. He probably only had a few days left to live!

Another World Quartet World

"Sigh, what an idiot, how could you just blurt out about having 2000 pornographic books at home..." The eccentric guy shrugged helplessly, there was no one else who could say such a thing.

Don't even mention the silent pervert; just hearing you say that makes me want to go and take a look, not for A, but out of curiosity about your amazing collection of books.

Subaru Natsuki remarked with deep feeling, "That's why cloud storage is truly the eternal god!"

This is a disaster. They've completely controlled a group of people. They might as well just admit that their older sister has come back.

Anyway, it's not something shameful. If we tell them, they won't care. The more we hide it, the more curious they'll become.

Old Bone watched this scene thoughtfully: "If this group of people meets with my sister, will Mingjiu's pitiful score be enough to deduct?"

"Not nearly enough..." Without the slightest hesitation, the monstrous genius blurted out, "Starting price: -50,000 points—"

An older sister with a severe brother complex, Himeji who harbors ambiguous feelings for Akihisa, and Minami, uh, and Yuuji...

The arena—no, the gladiatorial arena—is ready; it feels like war is about to break out!

[While chatting idly, the group arrived at the entrance of their building. Akihisa even started silently praying, for example, that her older sister would just be leaving the house...]

With this expectation, Akihisa opened the front door, only to be stunned by what he saw: "Whoa!! Suddenly something I can't explain has appeared!"

In the entryway, women's underwear, labeled "bra," was hanging conspicuously out to dry.

Minami's tone turned icy: "The most convincing evidence to protect us!"

The lecherous man gritted his teeth in hatred: "He's so jealous I want to kill him!"

Himeji's eyes lost their luster; though a smile remained on her face, her empty, dark gaze sent chills down one's spine: "This won't do, Yoshii-kun."

"This bra size...it doesn't fit you at all."

"Big sister, please don't do this, I'm scared! It feels like this movie is suddenly turning into a supernatural horror movie."

"Accept reality, girl. While we can't rule out the possibility that Akihisa has a particular fetish for cross-dressing, this... is clearly beyond the bounds."

Everyone shook their heads in pity. What a shock at the start of the day! Akihisa should just pray for good luck... After all, what kind of good person would hang their underwear out to dry in the entryway!

Azure Sea World

"..." Looking at this familiar scene, Iori, as the person involved, felt quite complicated. He seemed to understand Akihisa's feelings at this moment.

To some extent, it seems that being misunderstood as having a cross-dressing fetish by Himeji is more painful than having everyone discover that her older sister exists!

Kohei, as if he were quite experienced, shared his insights: "Don't worry, Akihisa! You don't need to smooth things over, Himeji will fill in the blanks herself."

It's just a bra; Himeji can easily fool herself, as long as nothing more outrageous comes along.

For example, women's clothing, wigs, and beauty pageants would never be misunderstood!

"Oh? That's—"

Just as Akihisa was about to explain, Minami's gaze shifted to the living room table, where a white, unidentified object lay.

“That’s… a cotton pad.” Hideyoshi, who frequently performed in the drama club, was no stranger to cotton pads.

"No, that's fish and sweet potato cake!" Himeji's eyes were vacant, still denying reality.

"Ah, this 443 is..." The sullen, lecherous man who had walked into the kitchen suddenly discovered a half-finished women's bento box.

"Waaaaah..." Himeji immediately knelt on the ground and burst into tears: "I can no longer deny it."

[Akihisa complained in a somewhat frantic tone: "Why is it okay with underwear and cotton pads, but not with bento boxes?!"]

"That's a good question! We'd like to know too. No matter how you look at it, underwear is definitely more unacceptable!"

Everyone was both amused and exasperated. Underwear and cosmetics could be explained by Akihisa's cross-dressing fetish, so why couldn't the bento boxes be explained?

Emiya Family's Meal World

"I'd rather believe that Akihisa has a girlfriend than believe that this is a bento made by that idiot Akihisa..." Rin covered her face with her hands, unable to bear to look at it.

"Himeji-san, is it really that hard for you to accept that Akihisa can cook? (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)"

This Himeji-san's thought process might be a bit off; no matter how you look at it, a bento box can't possibly be more convincing than underwear and cosmetics!

“In fact, as you said, it is indeed a bit hard for Himeji to accept…” Shirou sighed deeply: “There’s nothing we can do about it, since Akihisa has never brought a meal to school.”

The only bento box I remember was a heartbreaking 1/67 of a serving of instant noodles. Apart from that, I always looked like I was starving.

They drink either salt water or sugar water, and they don't even let salad oil go to waste; they never need to cook a single meal.