Seeing Yuuji's undisguised murderous intent, everyone's lips twitched speechlessly. It was clear that this guy was also a regular at the stake and harbored deep resentment towards the leader!
They're not even acting; this isn't baseball, it's clearly a plot to settle personal scores and seize power.
Gintama World
Watching the impending murder, Shinpachi sighed helplessly and couldn't help but complain, "He really knows everything except studying. He can just gesture a few times and spout off a bunch of stuff..."
No sooner had the words left his mouth than Gintoki's unhurried voice rang out: "Heh, if that's really what you think, you're being too naive, Shinpachi!"
"Where are you being naive? Then tell me..." Shinpachi was halfway through his sentence when he suddenly turned around and froze after seeing the other person's attire.
Gintoki, who had originally worn blue and white flowing cloud robes, had somehow changed into a black flowing cloud robe similar to those worn by the Akatsuki, and had even covered half of his face with a mask.
Moreover, Gintoki was wearing a headband with the character for "sugar" written on it and was looking at me seriously: "There's no mistake, that's a one-handed hand seal!"
"No, no, no, you're the one who's mistaken! How could it be a one-handed hand seal!" Shinpachi, his face dark, launched into a frantic rant: "And what's with that Sugar Ninja Village thing? Did that outfit with the overly familiar look wander onto the wrong set?"
"Kakashi-sensei would never wear the Akatsuki uniform!! If you keep making fun of us like this, Gintoki, you'll regret it!"
Regret? Upon hearing those two words, Gintoki seemed to have flipped a strange switch, and immediately sneered: "Shinpachi, don't forget that I'm the male protagonist of Jump!"
He then forcefully pulled open the toilet door and slammed it shut with a bang. All I can say is, it smelled like that!
Shinpachi was left standing there, stunned, with a blank look in his eyes: "..."
Gintoki, you don't have to go to this extent, do you? Although my surname is Shimura, I am not Shimura Danzo, and I am not interested in the position of Sugar Ninja.
"What are you all slacking off for?!" The iron-willed teacher sprinted towards the playground. While everyone else was busy setting up the program, they were actually slacking off by playing baseball?!
Seeing the furious, battered teacher charging out of the school building, Captain Sugawa decisively changed into his FFF team uniform, gazing innocently at the azure sky.
After a quick look around the playground, the Iron Man instantly locked onto his target: "Yoshii, are you the mastermind behind skipping class?!"
"Why do you always point the finger at me?!" Akihisa retorted irritably, "The main culprit is definitely Yuuji, the class representative."
As he spoke, Akihisa looked at Yuuji, hoping that the latter, as the class representative, would take responsibility.
[Yuuji remained silent, only making hand gestures around his neck: "Use the fork ball...target...Iron Man's crotch!"]
[Having understood the gesture, Akihisa slammed the glove on the ground in annoyance: "Are you kidding me? Doing this will only make me the only person Iron Man will ever be angry with."]
"Commander, if I may ask, where did you conjure this uniform from...?"
Seeing Sugawa transform in the blink of an eye, everyone rubbed their eyes in disbelief. They hadn't even blinked; the speed of the disguise was just too fast!
Most importantly, this whole area is an open playground, so where did they take the clothes from?
Azure Sea World
"Um, Iori..." Seeing this familiar scene, Tokita-senpai crossed his arms and said calmly, "May I ask what you think of this gesture?"
"What do you think?" Iori paused for a moment, then recalled the gesture Yuuji had just made, and pondered, "Hmm, I guess I'm going to kill Tetsujin here."
"Thinking about it carefully, could it be that Akihisa-kun made a mistake in his analysis?"
The gesture of swiping across the neck, followed by a final thumbs-down gesture... it definitely means they're going to kill someone, perfectly reasonable!
"very good."
Senior Tokita nodded solemnly, then turned to everyone without saying a word: "Everyone, remember not to make hand gestures to Iori underwater, it's too dangerous!"
"Yes……"
Hearing this, Ai Lai weakly complained, "Iori, who can think that Akihisa's analysis is wrong, is really too dangerous."
This is as absurd as Akihisa, who relies on metaphysical methods to answer questions, questioning whether the questions themselves are wrong... (For super-exciting novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)
[After being chased back to the classroom by the Iron Man, Class F could only discuss and decide on the school festival program together...]
[The lecherous man immediately raised his hand and suggested, "A photo studio!"]
"What kind of photos should we show?" Mingjiu felt a little embarrassed; after all, no one understood the art of the silent pervert better than him.
"I'll display the precious photos of my voyeuristic voyeurism on the classroom wall." As he spoke, a series of pixelated photos began to fall from behind the lecherous man.
Asking for flowers
Yuuji nodded: "It's at least a suggestion, write it on the blackboard, Akihisa."
“I understand…” Akihisa picked up the chalk, sweat pouring down his face as he wrote on the blackboard, looking quite confused: “Write… secret… spying hut.”
"Hahaha, this is hilarious! It's obvious that Akihisa's brain can't keep up at all; there's serious data loss."
"As a photography enthusiast, I agree with the opinion of the silent pervert. Although they are all pixelated, I believe they are all good photos full of art!"
Many gentlemen highly praised the suggestion from the silent pervert, saying that he dared to propose such a perverted idea in front of the whole class. This guy is something else!
[After the initial encounter with the silent pervert, Himeji suggested opening a wedding dress café.]
"It's like a maid café, except the female staff have to wear wedding dresses."
This statement immediately caused a small stir in the class. It must be said that the proposal was indeed novel, and might even be quite interesting.
[The lecherous man, who had been keeping quiet all along, stepped forward and said: "Marriage is the graveyard of life..."]
"Akihisa, write it down." Yuuji didn't care about all that; at least it was a suggestion.
"Wedding dress...life and...graveyard?" Akihisa's face was etched with confusion, but he still managed to write down the words that remained in his mind on the blackboard.
"If you say maid café, that's really cliché, but if it's bride café, then I'm not sleepy at all!"
"Wake up! There are only two girls in your class, plus Hideyoshi whose gender is ambiguous. You can't even get anything done..."
Seeing Akihisa writing on the blackboard with a completely bewildered expression, everyone fell silent. "Big brother, are you just unable to remember? Or do you not know how to write?"
Good grief, it's one thing for it to be a single-threaded processor, but the core processor seems to be covered in a thick layer of dust. It's just too laggy.
The world of spring things
"Silent Pervert, you're absolutely right." Hachiman grimaced and rubbed his still-aching stomach: "Marriage is the graveyard of life!!"
Yukino glanced at Hachiman speechlessly: "Leaving aside your absurd theory, the Bride Cafe is indeed not suitable for Class F."
First of all, there are very few girls in Class F, and wedding dresses are not durable and difficult to clean, so they are not suitable for this kind of one-time event.
"Of course I know that." Hachiman cleared his throat, his deadpan eyes gleaming, and said casually, "Wedding dresses are very expensive..."
The bridal café is just for novelty; renting a wedding dress is risky, and buying one is expensive and not cost-effective. It's completely unnecessary for a school festival.
Of the two suggestions, he was more optimistic about the pornographic film house, as it required less investment and could attract a lot of people.
However, besides the possibility of the program being banned by teachers, there is another significant risk.
From now on, the boys in Class F will be at the very bottom of the girls' social standing, with no chance of ever rising again... Again...
Chapter 958 Chinese Teahouse, Akihisa's Brain Is Smoking!
After making two suggestions in a row, Minami couldn't sit still any longer and suggested, "How about a Chinese teahouse?"
Not only can it eliminate homogenization, but its profound cultural connotations also span thousands of years, making it perfect for school festival performances.
"Akihisa, write it down!" Yuji was still the same as always; as long as the program wasn't too outrageous, he'd write it down as a backup.
“…” Standing in front of the blackboard, Akihisa panicked a little. He hadn’t understood much of Minami’s long speech, and now he didn’t even know what to write on the blackboard.
"Um...China...Europe." Never mind, let me just write down the words that are still stuck in my head.
"Although I don't know what he wrote on the blackboard, I already want to laugh... and I even seriously doubt that this guy can write!"
This guy's brain is processing data information at an ridiculously slow speed...
Looking at Akihisa standing in front of the blackboard with a completely bewildered expression, everyone was both amused and exasperated. They finally understood why... why make an idiot the secretary?
Isn't this just making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger? Look how anxious the kid is, his head is covered in sweat!
Just then, the Iron Man teacher pushed open the door to Class F and walked in: "Have you decided on the program for the school festival?"
[Akihisa turned around with a smile: "There are now three candidates on the blackboard!"]
Upon hearing this news, the iron-willed teacher slowly looked at the blackboard in front of Akihisa, where three alternative options were indeed written in a crooked and messy manner.
However, isn't there a problem with the content...?
[Candidate 1: Photo Studio ~ The Secret Peeping Tom]
[Second Alternative: Wedding Dress Cafe ~ Graveyard of Life]
[Candidate 3: Chinese Teahouse ~ Europe!]
Looking at the nonsensical alternatives on the blackboard, even the most resilient teacher felt a deep sense of helplessness: "...Perhaps it would be better to spend the time on tutoring."
"I never expected that besides that land war god Iori, there would be such a genius of summarizing..."
The crowd was stunned by the crooked handwriting on the blackboard, especially the fact that the wedding café and the graveyard of life were written together. It was truly amazing!
At first glance, it's impossible to tell whether Class F is planning a wedding or a funeral...
Detective Conan World
"Wait a minute, this scene..." Professor Agasa rested his chin on his hand, his brows furrowed slightly, his eyes fixed on the three alternative options: "Why does this feel like I've seen it somewhere before?"
Just then, Professor Agasa, who was still muttering that the face looked familiar, fixed his gaze on Conan. His eyes lit up instantly, and he remembered everything!
"I knew this looked familiar. Isn't this the classic 'choose one of three' scenario? Shinichi, what do you think?"
"Can I not choose?" Conan asked, his eyes half-moon-shaped, looking at Professor Agasa speechlessly.
What else can I do but sit and watch...
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