"That bastard..."

After venting his anger by stomping deep pits into the ground, he couldn't help but curse under his breath, though he didn't know whether he was cursing the spiky-haired guy or the idiot.

Gintama World

"Nani—!!" A furious roar of resentment suddenly echoed from the Shinsengumi's mansion, drawing the attention of passersby.

"They already exchanged first kisses? When did that happen?!" Kondo roared in utter despair, "No way! As a police officer, I don't condone this kind of behavior!!"

"Kids kissing is too early for me, I'm an old man... I haven't even had one yet... Waaaaaah."

Seeing the gorilla suddenly burst into tears while talking, Sougo's expression remained unchanged: "By the way, the last sentence is the key point, isn't it, Kondo-san?"

"That's great, you good-for-nothing gorilla." Hijikata Toshiro calmly lit a cigarette. "You've finally realized you're a cop."

Although the way he came to his senses was a bit strange, it's still a good thing that he was able to break free from the stalker's mindset.

"Also, don't even think about arresting Akihisa. We don't have such an outrageous setup." Hijikata Toshiro added a special reminder, fearing that Kondo would cause trouble.

A cameo role? Such a great opportunity, how could it possibly be our turn? Sorachi Gorilla doesn't even have time to draw manga, he's busy apologizing.

When Akihisa regained some consciousness, he was already bound to a cross, surrounded by hordes of cloaked FFF (Free Attack Force) soldiers.

"The inquisition for heresy shall now begin." As always, the leader, Sugawa, sat on the highest judge's bench and directly pronounced Akihisa's sentence.

"The sinner Yoshii Akihisa, for violating the blood oath, is guilty! Drag him out and behead him!!!"

[The FFF group members, exuding a thick aura of darkness, all shouted in unison: "Agreed!!"] (For thrilling novels, visit Feilu Novel Network!)

[The FFF group members, each with bloodshot eyes and filled with jealousy and resentment, began to surge towards Akihisa, followed by Akihisa's scream: "Aaaaaaahhhhhh—"]

"Brother, farewell. I can't help you this time either. You are indeed guilty. Every country has a complete set of criminal laws."

"Good heavens, the classroom was just empty a moment ago, where did this FFF group come from?"

Looking at the FFF group that seemed to refresh anytime, anywhere, everyone was full of question marks. Wait, dude? Isn't the refresh speed a bit too fast? We didn't even see a single person (Nuo Wanghao) just now!

At this rate, perhaps they really might be able to react to that bowl of spicy soup...

Emiya Family's Meal World

"So, what kind of bizarre organization is this?!" Rin Tohsaka seemed a little frustrated; she had asked this question countless times.

Why are there all these weird organizations in school? If you have so much free time, why don't you put your mind to studying?

R couldn't answer Rin's question either: "Based on the information we have so far, this is a specialty of Class F, but the members aren't limited to Class F..."

The ahoge (cowlick) on Saber King's head suddenly stood up, and he eagerly raised his little hand: "I know, it's something like the Knights of the Round Table!"

Trial? Meeting? Got it, this is just like EX Excalibur...

Sakura smiled sheepishly upon hearing this: "Saber, if you say that, the Knights of the Round Table will cry."

"It's not as exaggerated as you think," Cú Chulainn retorted speechlessly. "They're just a bunch of guys who can't get along with women, and they're just forming a group for warmth."

"..." Everyone looked at Cú Chulainn in silence. No wonder you had such a miserable life in other worlds. You really have a blunt mouth. Couldn't you have been a little more tactful?

Chapter 961 Akihisa in drag, a bottomless scheme!

[While Akihisa was being dragged out and attacked by the FFF group, Yuuji also learned from Hazuki that the reason for Class F's poor business was the rumor circulating throughout the school that Class F's shop was in terrible condition.]

Yuuji suspected that the Tokihachi duo, whom they had previously beaten up, were behind it, so he and Akihisa went to stake out location A.

"Welcome back. I can't let you go back tonight, darling~" Shoko, dressed in a maid outfit, whispered in Yuuji's ear, then handed him the menu.

“Um, I’d like…” Akihisa flipped through the menu, which was overflowing with a wide variety of pastries, mixed coffees, and even a witch’s feast.

However, when Akihisa's gaze fell on the price section, his previously upturned smile instantly froze: "A glass of water, please."

"Yuji, you actually dare to stake out Class A? You're really not afraid of death... It's no different from a lamb entering a tiger's den."

Seeing that Mingjiu had only ordered a glass of plain water, everyone was both amused and exasperated. "Brother, what kind of miserable life have you been living? Could you be any poorer?"

My sister was poor before she came back, and she's still poor now. What was the point of her coming back? She can't even afford a cup of 300 yen black tea…

It's worth noting that even the good-for-nothing old man Sakata Gintoki always carries 300 yen in his pocket.

Azure Sea World

"Wait a minute..." Chisa's eyes quickly swept over the menu, then her eye twitched, and she said speechlessly, "Is there something strange mixed in with the menu?"

What on earth is this "Witch's Feast"? Is it some kind of local specialty from a maid café?

"Something strange?" Kohei followed the gaze, resting his chin on his hand and frowning slightly. "I don't seem to have noticed anything unusual. What about you, Kitahara?"

"Heh, your eyesight is terrible, Kohei!" Iori crossed his arms and a mocking smile curled at the corner of his mouth: "You didn't even notice such an obvious place."

Chisa nodded in agreement. Kohei's eyesight really wasn't very good; he hadn't even seen the Witch's Feast so clearly on the menu...

"That menu doesn't even have oolong tea. Isn't that strange?"

"I see, no wonder something felt off." The two seniors looked at each other with approval: "We really underestimated you, Iori!"

Upon receiving the praise, Iori's face immediately lit up with a smug smile: "Hahaha, not at all, I just paid more attention to details than some people."

"Damn it!" Kohei collapsed to his knees in despair, pounding his fist on the ground in a fit of grief and rage: "How could I not have noticed something so obvious?"

"..." Chisa looked at the two of them and fell silent. I'm such an idiot for asking for your opinions.

Gabriel DropOut

The owner, who was focused on wiping the coffee cups, raised an eyebrow slightly upon seeing this, a hint of surprise flashing in his eyes: "You actually have mixed coffee on the menu? You have good taste."

It's not easy. After running this shop for so many years, I've finally met a knowledgeable student...

Then, as if triggered by something, the boss's lips unconsciously curled into a smile, and he said elegantly, "Actually, I'm interested in mixing..."

Halfway through his sentence, the boss seemed to realize something and immediately pulled out the work schedule with a wary look. He only breathed a sigh of relief after discovering that Gabriel was not working today.

"Actually, I'm quite confident in my blended coffee."

Upon hearing this, the coffee shop owner seemed to have undergone a spiritual transformation, his face filled with peace... How wonderful it is to have no one to refute you!

Meanwhile, Yuuji, holding his special menu, was trembling all over: "Shoko... what's with this menu?"

[The dish in Xiong's hand was less of a menu and more of a special arrangement prepared in advance by Xiangzi; there wasn't a single food item on it.]

"Today's recommendations: a honeymoon with a maid, an intimate date with a maid, and a sweet kiss with a maid. Limited time offer, please place your order as soon as possible!"

"..." Looking at the only three options on the paper, everyone fell into a deep silence. If you don't understand, ask: Is this a multiple-choice question?

No, in Yuuji's eyes, this was actually a multiple-choice question: either place an order, or get your eyes pierced and electrocuted... and then place an order!

Just then, the Changxia duo's mocking laughter came from the side, as if they were afraid others wouldn't hear them, loudly gossiping about the F-class teahouse.

To avoid causing more trouble, Yuuji had a sudden inspiration. He borrowed a spare maid outfit from Shoko and then took Akihisa to find Hideyoshi for help.

[So, when Akihisa returned to Class F, she was already wearing a wig and a maid outfit, her every move exuding girlish grace and shyness.]

"Is there something you need, Miss?" Seeing the beautiful girl suddenly appear before them, the Changxia duo couldn't hide their excitement: "She's quite cute."

[After remaining silent for a long time, Akira directly hugged Natsukawa, one of the members of the Tokiwa duo, from behind...]

Feeling the touch on his back, Xia Chuan was overjoyed: "Oh, you like me now?"

"Die—" With Akihisa's furious roar, the arms wrapped around his waist tightened, slamming him and the chair backward.

"Wow, so you really are a beautiful boy... oh no, a beautiful girl!"

"Haha, you've fallen for me... If you looked in the mirror more often, you wouldn't say something like that."

Seeing Akihisa in women's clothing perform a German back throw, everyone was speechless with surprise. Dude, isn't your waist bent a little too far?

The Daily Life of a High School Boy (2009)

"No, Akihisa-kun really has that kind of ability?" Hideaki looked at this scene with some surprise: "I thought he was a delinquent like Genji!"

As everyone knows, Genji, a delinquent also known as the malnourished boy, is often bullied by older girls in addition to his student council membership...

But Akihisa is different; he's truly malnourished and hasn't had a proper meal in ages! (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

That's why Hideaki was so surprised when he saw that Akihisa was such a good fighter.

A glint of wisdom flashed in Yoshitake's eyes, and he crossed his arms and said in a deep voice, "This move must have been learned while getting beaten up."

In Class F, there's a martial arts master named Minami who disdains using the same moves, and Akihisa is the martial arts master's personal punching bag. Those who know, know.

"Um, I have a question..." Tadakuni silently raised his hand: "Does Akihisa, who is dressed as a woman, wear women's underwear? What would that feel like?"

"..." Hidenori and Yoshitake fell silent. Although their focus was a bit strange, it was a good question, young man!

The two then stood up and exchanged a knowing glance. Seeing how curious Chung-pong was, as his good brothers, they naturally couldn't just stand by and do nothing.

Or, how about we let Zhongbang Women's Clothing give it a try?

Seeing that his move had failed to knock Natsukawa unconscious, Akihisa maintained the pose and shouted in a high-pitched voice, "Eek! Of course you're peeking under my skirt!!"

Upon hearing the beautiful girl's terrified scream, Customer A's gaze instantly turned in their direction, staring at the Changxia duo as if they were perverts.

Before Tsunemura could even explain, Yuuji seized the opportunity and landed a straight punch on his face, then angrily launched into a tirade against the two of them.

"How could you behave so shamelessly in public? You bunch of vile perverts!"

Taking advantage of this moment, Akihisa put the pinkish-purple women's underwear on Natsukawa's head, feigning a terrified expression: "Oh my god, this person is a pervert."

[Confused, Xia Chuan rubbed his head, saying, "What is this? I can't get it off..."]

"Hahaha, what a hardcore peep! This breathtaking maneuver is all a setup!"

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