Yin Sang remained silent, then staggered to the wall and slammed his fist into it with a loud thud. His hand trembled slightly.
"It's all my fault. If I hadn't lost at pachinko..." Gintoki's tone was heavy with self-blame, and he seemed very remorseful.
"What the hell are you talking about?!" Shinpachi exploded when he saw the other person's expression: "Don't think you can get away with smashing the wall."
Kagura, on the other side, couldn't stand it anymore either. She walked up to Katsura with a serious expression, pointed at Gintoki, and said, "Hey, Katsura, how much can you sell a natural curly wig for?"
“Zirakanai, Kazurada!” Katsura responded subconsciously, then pondered seriously for a moment: “Probably worth two Super Monkey Adventure cartridges.”
"If Sadahuru-kun is sold too..." At this point, the wig took a deep breath, gritted his teeth, and with a hint of desperation in his eyes, finally managed to speak.
"I can even give you my most treasured Dragon Quest and Super Mario games. How about that, Captain? That's more than enough..."
"Sincerity—!!!" Kagura roared and kicked him, then dragged the unconscious Katsura up: "Yosh, another item to sell."
He then looked up at the Shinsengumi, his face full of sincerity: "Fourteen, the wig should be worth quite a bit of money, right?"
"Don't say that in front of the police..." Fourteen Faces instantly felt a rush of blood to his head, and he found it hard to keep his composure.
Academy City World
After watching the group finish making the debt collection call, Touma Kamijou couldn't help but exclaim, "Old Man Gengai's technology is truly amazing!"
This call went straight from 15 years in the future to the past—that's a really long distance, completely unreasonable. I wonder if it was expensive...
Now I have to say, whenever it comes to technology, just leave it to your dad, he'll never let you down!
From time machines to washing machines, as long as there's enough time, he can create them all by hand—a true conceptual genius!
The battle was about to begin. Gintoki, who had returned to the battlefield, charged into the enemy ranks like an arrow released from a bow, and in a matter of moments, a group of enemies fell before him.
Five years later, Shinpachi and Kagura are no longer the children who grew up under Gintoki's wings. Wielding their long swords, enemies fall with screams wherever they go.
Meanwhile, the Yorozuya army, composed of members of the Shinsengumi's Yoshimoto clan and others, shone brightly on the battlefield, as if the battlefield was a more suitable place for them than the peaceful Kabukicho.
"Whether it's the mastermind behind the world's destruction or the savior who saves it... no matter which side you're on, the outcome will be pretty much the same."
[With their backs to Gintoki, Tsukuyo and Sarutobi said in unison, "So this time, whether we fall or get up, we'll be with you!"]
[Faced with these incredibly touching words, Gintoki remained completely unmoved: "That's true, but you won't even let me see your faces, or have you all gotten old...?"]
Before he could even finish speaking, Gintoki was kicked away by Tsukuyo and Sarutobi. They didn't turn around, simply because they were afraid he would see their crying faces...
"Gintoki, are you also allergic to romance? Saying that in this atmosphere is just asking for a beating."
"The new Hachiko has really made something of himself in five years. He's only two times better than the average person at using vinegar kelp, yet he's so handsome."
"Damn, it's really hard to imagine what kind of crazy lives the people in Kabukicho lead. Coming to the battlefield is as comfortable as coming home."
Everyone was surprised to see the Yorozuya army cutting through everything in their path. Apart from the Shinsengumi and the anti-foreign patriots, were these ordinary people all so good at fighting?
Magical Girl Illya World
Seeing this, Rin Tohsaka's lips parted slightly, but she couldn't speak for a long time. Only one thought occupied her mind: "Wait, when did that glasses guy who's always making sarcastic remarks become such a fighter?!"
She had previously seen Shinbaji from five years later take action against the thugs. At that time, she didn't think much of it, since they were just thugs, newbie monsters that anyone could easily defeat.
But things are different now. This is a battlefield, and the enemy is full of abstract-looking aliens. Just looking at Shinpachi's performance, he seems to be almost as good as Gintoki.
The moment Luvia heard Gintoki speak, she knew he was definitely going to get beaten up again. She shook her head speechlessly: "Another one of those talking geniuses..."
The Nightmare atop the ruins of the warship also noticed the anomaly, but remained unconcerned: "Before the curse of us planet destroyers, none can escape destruction!"
[With that, he slightly raised his hand forward, and the elite members of the Nightmare Squad charged towards the battlefield below.]
Seeing the purple talismans floating around the other person, Gintoki immediately sensed something was wrong: "Damn it, it's poison!"
【boom--!!】
Just as Gintoki gripped his wooden sword, the poison attacking them was suddenly destroyed in mid-air.
“That tactic is useless now.” The wig casually tossed the time bomb in his hand, surrounded by anti-foreign patriots. “Don’t think the same thing will work on samurai.”
"No, no, no, wigs? That's a design for Saint Seiya. You guys shouldn't have that kind of ability yet. But since you're so handsome, I won't call you out on it."
"Hahaha, times have changed! This is the composure of the older generation of anti-foreign patriots, Nightmare!"
Upon seeing the wig, everyone realized that for him, the war against foreign invaders was something he had already experienced many times before, something he knew all too well.
When it comes to expelling foreigners, he's a professional!
Just then, Yamazaki, carrying a rocket launcher, led the Shinsengumi to the side: "Really, the Shinsengumi have once again become anti-foreign patriots opposing the shogunate."
"Yamazaki is right, but compared to those bastards, there are far more tempting fish crawling all over the place these days."
Sougo, Hijikata Toshiro, and Kondo pointed their blades at Gintoki's (Wang De's) head: "Don't worry, after everything's over, we'll take everyone back!"
Fourteen, a cigarette dangling from his lips, slowly spoke: "Otherwise, who would come all the way to this era just for this guy, right, Lord White Demon?"
"Wow, even if it means traveling through time, they'll still catch people. Typical police." Gintoki looked up at the distant Enma: "Just what I wanted..."
"If even after everything is over and the future has changed, you still can't forget this tragic relationship."
Sougo smiled and said, "I won't forget. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't!"
"Whether it's the deepest hell or the end of time and space, we will find you!!"
[As a rousing battle song rang out, the Shinsengumi, shielding the Yorozuya trio behind them, roared and continued their advance.]
"I have to say, this music, combined with this scene, is absolutely electrifying—give me a knife, I feel like I could chop two of them down too!!"
"Heh, after the time-traveling debt collection just now, here comes the time-traveling police again? These guys... they're really good at making people cry."
Seeing this scene and hearing the rousing background music, everyone felt goosebumps rising all over their bodies; it was incredibly exciting.
Chapter 990 JOY4 makes his debut, the two silver-clad characters appear together!
Emiya Family's Meal World
"So dedicated... so incredibly dedicated." Seeing this, Cú Chulainn couldn't help but be moved, and then he couldn't help but clap his hands.
First there was the debt-collecting old man from another era, and now there's the dedicated police officer who's been tracking us down for fifteen years. Good grief, they've all connected...
It was Gengai who called the police! After repeatedly failing to pay the debt, Gengai, having reached his limit, finally went to the Shinsengumi, which led to this scene.
Thinking this through, Cú Chulainn straightened his back confidently, believing he had seen through the truth and that his logic was flawless.
"Wang-chan, what are you muttering about?" R's lips twitched as he listened to Cú Chulainn's absurd ramblings. His thought process was really something else.
Rin Tohsaka, who hadn't heard Cú Chulainn's mutterings, assumed he was talking about professionalism and rolled her eyes in exasperation: "Professionalism my foot! They're just a bunch of tsundere tsundere."
I didn't come to this era just for this guy... Fourteen, why are you acting all tsundere like a grown man? You clearly came here for Gintoki!
"Let's put the Shinsengumi issue aside for now." Sakura looked at Katsura's outfit, seemingly hesitant to speak: "Is it really okay for Katsura to wear casual clothes and slippers on the battlefield?"
Even in a second playthrough, this level of relaxation on the battlefield is a bit excessive.
"..." As soon as these words were spoken, the surroundings fell silent instantly. Everyone looked at each other, then glanced at the wig's attire, and then fell into an eerie silence.
It seems that it was a little too much...
Gintama World
"Yosh, two big fish caught!" After handcuffing Gintoki without any hesitation, Fourteen kicked the man next to Katsura.
Seeing his fellow inmate being kicked over, the wig even raised his shackled hand and greeted him warmly: "Hello."
"You what?!" Silver 550 instantly exploded, angrily cursing, "We're going to jail, you idiots!"
Then he turned to look at the Shinsengumi, revealing innocent eyes and defending himself with a face full of guilelessness.
"Now you all know I'm a law-abiding citizen, right?! Gintoki is innocent, he's a savior!"
"That... Fourteen..." Seeing this, Kondo-san also felt it made a lot of sense, and quietly moved closer to whisper.
"After all, Yorozuya has helped us many times. Isn't it a bit inappropriate to do this?"
"It's alright, Kondo-san." Sougo grinned, making Gintoki feel uneasy: "Didn't the boss say that in the altered future, we can do whatever we want with him?"
"..." Gintoki's face was covered in beads of sweat. Did I really say that?
What does what Gintoki from the future said have to do with me now? That was clearly just polite talk to keep things in order!
The Shinsengumi trio and the Yorozuya trio roared as they charged forward, relentlessly closing in on the Nightmare atop the ruins of the warship.
As for the troublesome Gu poison, Yamazaki, leading the rocket artillery unit in the rear, is providing continuous long-range support, determined to pave a path for them.
"Gintoki..." Katsura looked at Gintoki, who was surrounded by a crowd, with a nostalgic gaze, and couldn't help but recall JOY4.
"We have lost many comrades-in-arms so far, each time a heavy blow, and we often feel that we can never go back to the way things were..."
"But you...we, in the end, still came back to this place."
Facing the wall constructed by the Nightmare Squad using magic, Katsura roared and threw the bomb in his hand: "Gintoki, we will pave your way!!"
【boom--】
The path forward opened instantly. The three Shinsengumi members exchanged glances, then stretched out their hands and bent down, until the Yorozuya trio stepped onto them.
"Whoa whoa whoa—!!" Every muscle in the three men was tense for this final burst of power. With a roar, they used all their strength to hurle the three men upwards.
"Wait a minute—Wig, your recollection seems a bit strange. Who's that guy on Joy4's left who looks like the Third Hokage?!"
"It's common knowledge that Joy4 consists of five people..."
Seeing this scene, everyone was somewhat moved. The wig truly lived up to his reputation as a second-time anti-foreign patriot; he was composed and didn't use any fancy tricks. One bomb was all it took to settle things.
Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon
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