And what the heck is this "super-Earthling"? He doesn't even remember Bardock looking this ugly!
Meanwhile, the people of the Earth God Temple were also incredibly shocked, their eyes wide and their facial muscles twitching uncontrollably.
"The once invincible Frieza... was so easily defeated in another world?"
Krillin suddenly felt that their perilous journey on Namek back then might have been a little unfair.
Even Gohan's eyes were filled with disbelief and deep curiosity: "It seems that even Future Trunks wasn't as fast as Hijikata back then."
Dog Sky's eyes lit up: "A super Earthling? Could it be some powerful guy again?"
Bick shook his head, utterly speechless: "No, that's pure nonsense they're making up."
After all, just looking at Brisa's flashbacks reveals that 350 was just an ordinary middle-aged man who was merely imitating a Saiyan and had a power level detector added to his body.
"Hmph." Vegeta crossed his arms and sneered disdainfully, "What an idiot! How many times have I told you, don't fight comical characters! That's common sense!"
Emiya Family's Meal World
“Um… Mr. Hijikata.” Looking at the increasingly imposing Hijikata, Sakura hesitated, then said, “Is it possible that Brisa really didn’t have any cigarettes on him…?”
After all, judging from Brisa's somewhat abstract appearance, it looked like he was running around naked, without even a piece of clothing on his body, so where would he get a pocket to put a cigarette in?
"Is this the anger of smokers? It's truly terrifying," Da Mao Wang exclaimed.
As a Servant descended with the Saber class, she didn't even see how many times Fourteen had just attacked...
Looking at the self-conscious Saber King, Rin Tohsaka was completely speechless: "Didn't you guys notice that they're all talking past each other?"
Mr. Hijikata was only interested in finding a cigarette, while the enigmatic King Blissa was giving completely irrelevant answers, making the exchange utterly nonsensical.
It gives the impression that they weren't actually on the same film set...
“I didn’t expect you and I were looking for the same thing. Oh well… consider it a reward for defeating me, the emperor of the universe.” Brisa pulled a wet yo-yo out of nowhere and handed it to Fourteen.
"This is totally wrong!!! I told you to hand over the cigarettes, and what the hell is this wet, sticky bead? It's disgusting."
“These are the Wet Beads,” Brisa patiently explained the origin of the ball. “Collect all seven, and you can summon the Wet Dragon.”
"It can make anything you want wet; it's a magical wishing bead."
"If you want them, go collect the other six and use them to grant your wish..." Brisa said, then immediately got killed.
Fourteen was speechless. How much trouble did he have to go through just for a cigarette? It would be much faster to just go to a vending machine on any planet and buy one.
Just as Fourteen was about to leave with these thoughts in mind, he heard a mournful cry from beside him.
"Gulin—!!" A man dressed in martial arts attire, resembling Yamcha, was seen hugging a bald man and crying, "Damn it, if only I had a wet ball..."
"Hahaha, this moral blackmail came at just the right time. Now Fourteen has no choice but to collect the wet beads; he'll be laughed to death sooner or later."
"For the sake of a cigarette, he fought against the cosmic emperor Bliss, and now he has to embark on the journey of collecting Wet Beads. What a tortuous journey it is."
Seeing this, everyone from other worlds laughed so hard they could hardly breathe. The mighty evil emperor of the universe died because Fourteen wanted to smoke.
The world of spring things
The moment Hachiman saw the four-star logo, his face darkened, and his lips twitched: "This is a complete rip-off!!!"
Namek, the evil cosmic emperor Briza, a super-Earthling, and this wet, wish-granting bead—the piracy is getting a bit too blatant...
He wanted to start complaining from the Namekians. Don't think you can get away with just replacing Dragon Balls with Wet Balls. He has read the manga, you know.
Ms. Hiratsuka, who was standing to the side, also looked a bit troubled and rubbed her forehead: "Can anyone tell me how to smoke a wet cigarette?"
She knew all too well what Hachiman meant by piracy; after all, she had a whole bookshelf full of comics herself…
It has to be said, it's really difficult for Fourteen to get a cigarette! Even if he finds the Dragon Balls and makes a wish, all he gets in the end is a damp cigarette.
Since all of Dragon Ball is a knock-off, it's normal for wishes to have some minor side effects.
[The scene shifts, and Fourteen is once again aboard the spaceship that once roamed the universe. This time, however, he brings Yamcha along.]
Seeing Hijikata Toshiro again, the uncle was quite speechless: "What are you doing?"
"Of course, we're going to revive Gulin!" Fourteen's frustration was palpable; it was a symptom of prolonged nicotine deprivation, and he was on the verge of a breakdown.
"Who is Gu Lin?! Weren't you going for a smoke? And who's that guy next to you?"
Upon hearing the other person mention him, Yamcha casually greeted them, "Hello, I'm Kobayashi, I'm so excited!"
[The middle-aged man was instantly taken aback upon hearing this title; it was a name that brought him no joy whatsoever, and besides, the look was exactly like Bulma's ex-boyfriend!]
"Ugh, this is so annoying! Gu Lin might have some cigarettes on him. I'm definitely going to get some this time, you bastard!!"
"So you still remember, you came here to smoke, huh? At this rate, it feels like you're going to challenge the entire universe!"
"This title is wrong! What do you mean by 'Quitting Smoking'? This is clearly Mr. Hijikata's wonderful adventure!"
Watching Fourteen's increasingly erratic journey, everyone couldn't help but sigh, "You're really kind. You've almost run all over the map just to have a cigarette."
This strong sense of déjà vu clearly reflects the current state of RPG game quests... an endless stream of side quests!
Gintama World
Seeing the blatant piracy, Shinpachi's eyes glazed over, and he had given up trying: "Gintoki, how many boxes of sweets do you think I need to send to settle this..."
This isn't just using a meme, this is blatant piracy! They're not even bothering to act anymore!!
To the uninitiated, it might seem like they're watching the Seven Pearls movie, which only features a small number of Gintoki's mothers; they're the ones being referenced.
"Wait, it's too early to give up hope now, what a fool I am!" Kondo crossed his arms and offered his solution: "How about we say it's a collaboration with Seven Orbs? It's a common trope in other anime."
"You'd better not make things worse now, gorilla!" Shinpachi's eyes twitched as he gritted his teeth and complained, "Don't get involved with the Hokage before we've even resolved this issue."
Obviously, this method isn't suitable for Silver Tower Mom, after all, any collaboration is a one-sided affair! (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"Keep the snacks for yourself, Shinpachi." The sadistic and fragile-hearted Gintoki had been thoroughly tormented, his eyes filled with despair: "Consider it Gintoki's farewell dinner..."
He seems to have developed a fear of phone calls, terrified that the next call will be from the publisher complaining...
That's just the adult world! It's that cruel.
Dragon Ball Super World
"Am I... dead again?" Klin stared blankly at himself, pointing to himself with a look of utter astonishment.
To be honest, he didn't even know how he suddenly appeared or how he suddenly ended up nearby. He just died so suddenly.
So, it turns out that on this Namek journey, no matter which world I'm in, I'm destined to die!
Thinking of this, Krillin looked at Yamcha with a complicated expression, his tone filled with resentment: "Are you so happy that I'm dead...?"
"Uh..." Yamcha laughed awkwardly, "That's another world, I don't know what he's so excited about!"
But why did that uncle say he couldn't be happy at all when he heard my name? Am I really that miserable?
Lost in thought, Yamcha didn't notice that Vegeta was staring at him with a rather dangerous look...
Chapter 996 What Dragon Ball? That's clearly Mahjong!
The scene shifts to a desolate land shrouded in the aura of battle. Cell stands proudly, his body surging with powerful and dangerous energy.
"I am a killer... Waaaaaahh ...
Before he could finish speaking, a scream rang out. Cell, who had just been radiating an aura of power, lay severely injured on the ground.
"Enough! I'm so annoyed!" Fourteen's forehead veins bulged, Zhou Shen's irritation was palpable, and he slowly stepped forward, knife in hand: "Hand over the bead, you have it, don't you?"
"I'm going to resurrect Gulin, and then smoke!"
"Fourteen... There are too many elements. To be honest, I'm starting to lose track of what you're here for."
"Hahaha, it proves that you should never mess with Fourteen when he's having a craving for cigarettes. This time he didn't even want to listen to anything and just killed him with a single slash."
Watching Cell vanish in an instant, everyone couldn't help but feel a sense of respect for XIV. He killed him with a single strike; what a terrifying man he was.
Some even doubted whether King Brisa's claim of a super-human was true, as the power of this nicotine addiction was simply outrageous!
The world of spring things
Hachiman seemed to have all his strength drained away, slumping into a chair, staring blankly at the ceiling, and sighing deeply: "Well, even Cell has come out."
This plot development is just too outrageous. He didn't even know where to begin complaining. I guess, will they go and persecute Majin Buu next?
“Let’s not even talk about Cell…” Hiratsuka Shizuka-sensei casually picked up a cigarette case from the table, shook out a cigarette and put it in her mouth, her expression somewhat speechless: “I wouldn’t be surprised if this Hijikata-san turned into a Super Saiyan.”
It's truly amazing how incredibly powerful Ling's father is—!
Yukino, who was cramming on Dragon Ball knowledge with a manga, rubbed her eyes wearily and sighed, "What is all this nonsense?"
Could it be that they really intend to do a speedrun of Dragon Ball Z without taking any damage, and then collect all seven Dragon Balls along the way...?
Mr. Hijikata, you've got the point wrong. With that kind of free time, the week-long smoking ban on Earth should have been lifted!
Dragon Ball Super World
Krillin stood there, stunned, staring at Cell with a look of utter disbelief. He rubbed his eyes in disbelief: "I can't believe it..."
This is Cell in his final stage! Even the Destructo Slash couldn't cut him, yet he was so easily defeated in less than three seconds, before he could even finish speaking?
Eighteen crossed her arms and pouted unhappily: "That's going too far!"
How could an ordinary Earthling addicted to cigarettes be able to defeat Cell so easily? To put it bluntly, even TV dramas wouldn't dare to portray it like that.
Bulma muttered under her breath, "It's not just excessive, it's completely unreasonable."
Within minutes, they first went to Namek... to find smoke, defeated Briza, then went to find the Dragon Balls to revive Kurin, and also defeated Cell in the process...
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