Given what happened to 087, it would be difficult for him not to quit drinking; it's all because of drunkenness...
[So, Gintoki immediately went to find Amyo, wanting to try and find out from her what exactly happened last night.]
When Gintoki saw Amyo turn away, avoiding his gaze, he broke out in a cold sweat: "There's no mistake, this guy definitely knows something! Is it the scandal between me and the old woman?"
[Ah Miao, with her back turned, said in a complicated tone, "Let's both forget about this. It was all because of the alcohol; we were both a little out of our minds."]
These words made Gintoki even more convinced that she must know something, and he panicked: "Actually, I don't remember anything that happened yesterday."
"You say you don't remember?" Ah Miao's face darkened, then she angrily turned and delivered a powerful punch to Gin-sang's face, sending him flying dozens of meters away.
Then, tears welled in her eyes, her voice rising, filled with anger and grievance: "You stole my purity, and you say you don't remember anything?"
Seeing Amy covering her face and crying, Gintoki was clearly still in shock... What did he mean by "my purity"? What does that mean?
"Not the old woman's? That old woman, let alone pure, is filthy inside and out..." Suddenly realizing everything, Gin-sang's face broke out in a dense sweat: "Huh? Could it be..."
"Young lady, oh no, young hero! What skill! The mighty White Yaksha was sent flying 10 meters away with a single punch. That punch must have taken at least 20 years of training..."
"No way, why are you included?! But then again, if it's Ah Miao, it's not impossible."
Seeing this, everyone was both amused and exasperated. "Oh, is this what you mean? Did you sleep in the garbage dump last night too?"
It turns out that counterfeit alcohol is harmful, and drunkenness leads to mistakes, Gintoki! Just how many mistakes have you made?!
Chapter 999 2 million, you need to work hard to pay off your debt!
Gintama World
"..." Upon seeing this, the entire Yorozuya fell silent, and even the pounding of someone's heart could be heard clearly.
The dangerous aura in the air sent chills down Gintoki's spine. Before he could even turn around, his toes had barely left the ground when three sharp blades were pressed against his neck.
The icy touch sent shivers down his spine, and large beads of sweat rolled down his forehead. He forced a smile that looked worse than a grimace, his voice trembling uncontrollably.
"Um... isn't this knife a bit too close? It's a little dangerous..."
"Eh?" Kondo's eyes revealed boundless darkness, and he showed no intention of putting down the knife in his hand, exuding an eerie aura.
He then revealed a crooked smile: "Is this sword very close? We samurai all hold it like this, right, Kyubei-kun?"
“That’s right, Kondo.” Kyubei tilted his head, his expression a half-smile, but his eyes were becoming increasingly vacant: “There’s just one flaw, though, he’s prone to slipping.”
"Die, you bastard..." A flash of cold light appeared, and one of the knives, accompanied by a strong wind, slashed down. Gintoki instinctively dodged to the side, narrowly avoiding the fatal blow.
"whispering sound…"
Shinpachi clicked his tongue, but in the blink of an eye, he put on a friendly expression, his face full of a kind smile: "Sorry, Gintoki, it's easy to slip when you hold the knife like that."
"Right, hahaha..." The three of them laughed at the same time, but their eyes were empty and cold, devoid of any warmth.
Looking at the long sword in front of him, most of its blade embedded in the wooden board, Gintoki subconsciously swallowed. This didn't look like the kind of power that should come from a slip of the hand!
Also, did I hear that right, Gintoki? I think there was something like "go die" or something?
This is absolutely terrible!
Two pathological stalkers and a sister-complex, who used to dislike each other, are now working together.
This is equivalent to Sasuke suddenly returning to Team 7 during the Fourth Shinobi World War—it's practically the best match, there's no better combination...
Damn it, if we don't think of something soon, they'll definitely mistake me for an Otsutsuki and kill me. Oh right, what if we use the wig's natural...
Just then, Katsura, who had somehow changed into a formal suit, jumped off the balcony in a flash: "Gintoki, I'm going to the wedding venue to wait now."
What wedding? Whose wedding? With whom? An old woman's or that female gorilla's? Gintoki's brain was completely overloaded by the wig's actions.
Wait... where are you going to wait in the background, you idiot?!
This is a time when you need to lighten the mood, so why did you have to act up again now?!
Come back, wigs!
Realizing the seriousness of the situation, Gintoki immediately ran to the door of Kyubei's house, crying and pleading, "Please, come out quickly, please, open the door..."
At that moment, the previously closed door was suddenly opened, and Gintoki quickly got up and ran inside: "Kyubei, listen to me, what happened to the 4th place yesterday..."
Before he could finish speaking, Gintoki was stunned. He saw that all the Kyubei family's officers were dressed in formal attire, standing neatly on either side, smiling at him.
[Toujou, who stepped forward, welcomed Gintoki's arrival with tears streaming down his face: "Welcome, Gintoki-sama, the next head of the Yagyu family."]
"What—!!" Gintoki froze on the spot, his face darkening. His eye twitched; the information was overwhelming, and he hadn't quite processed it yet.
"Thank you so much. I heard that you completely severed the young master's obsession with becoming a man last night."
[Toujou, tears streaming down his face, grasped Gintoki's hands, expressing his heartfelt gratitude: "Actually, Young Master cried in his room until this morning, and just now he made up his mind to go from Young Master to Princess!"]
[Kyubei, now dressed in women's clothing, blushed slightly and shyly looked away: "After doing that to me, I can only be a woman... Gintoki, you have to take responsibility."]
"Honestly, I'm really curious about what happened last night. This is the third one already!!"
"After attending four parties last night, he still has so much energy. He truly deserves the title of White Demon; his fighting power is incredibly strong."
Seeing Gintoki marry into the family at lightning speed, everyone gave him a thumbs up with admiration. Judging from the grandeur of the Kyubei family, he can at least avoid taking detours for decades, Gintoki!
Another World Quartet World
Seeing this, the freak couldn't help but click his tongue in amazement, his mouth half-open, unable to recover for a long time. Finally, he muttered to himself, "Your circle is really complicated... they're all acquaintances."
If we ignore the somewhat cringe-worthy mother-in-law, the endings of Otose, Amy, and Kyubei could be considered harem stories.
However, given the delicate relationship between these three, if Gintoki were to leak even the slightest hint of anything, it would absolutely be a bad end.
Subaru's gaze was also somewhat dazed, and the complex emotions in his heart ultimately turned into a sigh: "He's a man... but I hope he will be in the next life too."
The Four Heavenly Kings' Granny Otose, the head of the Yagyu family, and Miss Amyo, whose punch has been honed for twenty years, are all ruthless individuals. One life might not be enough for them, Mr. Sakata.
Gintama World
Kyubei, who was surprised to find himself in a share, was filled with disbelief. Then, like a startled rabbit, he quickly sheathed his sword, hopped to the side, and stammered out his message.
"This...this...how is this possible! No, no, it's possible, there must be a mistake..."
Before Gintoki could even catch his breath, with a "whoosh," another knife appeared at his neck...
Dongcheng, gripping a long sword, gritted his teeth, finally managing to squeeze out a few words: "Do you have anything else to explain, you scumbag?"
"Yes." Gintoki swallowed subconsciously, his fingers trembling slightly as he pressed the knife against his neck lower. "Um... would you believe me if I said I'm innocent?"
Just as everyone was getting emotional, the Yorozuya door was opened, and the wig, who had just jumped off the balcony and said he was going to wait at the wedding venue, ran back.
"Um... Gintoki, should I give one gift or three gifts?"
These words immediately caused the atmosphere, which had eased somewhat, to tense up again, and Gintoki was once again enveloped by that tangible killing intent and resentment.
“One copy, please.” Kondo’s eyes were vacant and unfocused, and his words were chilling: “After all, it’s a funeral for one person…”
Upon hearing this, Gintoki's vision blurred, and he mentally screamed, "Did you have to come back at this time? Katsura, give me a break!"
Seeing this, Gintoki fled without looking back. Toujou was about to send someone after him, but Sarutobi beat him to it.
"Haha, I'll accept you as my groom. Before I even met you, we were already a phantom thief duo."
"You ask him what he stole? Is there even a question? Of course, it was my precious virginity..."
Before he could finish speaking, he was knocked down by Shit-maru. Taking advantage of the opportunity to escape, Gintoki rushed towards Yoshigen. He desperately needed someone to tell him what had happened last night!
However, when Gintoki arrived at Yoshigen, panting, he found a courtesan parade taking place, and it was a courtesan who never entertained customers.
The surrounding crowd murmured amongst themselves: "I heard she's leaving Yoshiwara soon. Such a beautiful woman, it must have cost a fortune to redeem her."
At that moment, Tsukuyo's gaze suddenly fell on Gintoki standing in the crowd, and she held up two fingers: "Two hundred million, you'd better work hard to pay off your debt..."
"Hahaha, two hundred million? You couldn't even pay that price if you sold him. Gintoki only has 300 yen in his pocket at most."
"Hey bro, even though you're the White Demon, aren't you a bit too overpowered? Counting Little Sarutobi and Tsukuyomi, that's five already!!"
Seeing this increasingly outrageous development, even people from other worlds felt a chill run down their spines. Seriously, what on earth did you do last night, Yin (Nuo Wang Zhao) Sang?! (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
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Rin Tohsaka closed her eyes as if resigned to her fate, took a deep breath, and said in a trembling voice, "Although I had a vague idea of what was going on, this is just too much... sigh."
I never imagined that someone could make such a big mistake in one night, offending not only acquaintances, but also ruthless people.
“There’s a way to get Tsukuyomi’s two hundred million.” Cú Chulainn pondered, chin in hand. “Perhaps marrying into the Yagyu family first would solve the problem.”
Upon hearing this terrible idea, Rin Tohsaka rolled her eyes speechlessly: "If Gintoki really does that, he'll be such a scumbag. Besides, the 200 million yen will probably end up as his funeral expenses."
Meanwhile, Shirou, who was standing next to him, was still a little confused after mentally calculating: "Seriously, there are already five, there shouldn't be any more!"
If there were any more, then it shouldn't be called a year-end party; it should be called a group... cough cough, anyway, a game only experts can play.
“That’s it. He basically messed with all the women at the year-end party.” R analyzed with a serious expression, “However, I think it was just a dream.”
After all, judging by the ways things work in that world, Gintoki might still be drunk after the year-end party.
Chapter 1000 MADAO: It's not so bad to fall into depravity together, that's what I think now!
"Just how much trouble did he cause last night?!" Upon hearing the ransom of two hundred million, Gintoki seemed to lose all his strength in an instant, collapsing heavily to his knees with a thud.
[His eyes widened in terror and disbelief, his mouth gaped open, and he let out a series of desperate howls: "I don't remember anything, and then it all happened to me..."]
Just as Gintoki was filled with sorrow, MADAO, with a cigarette dangling from his lips, appeared beside him, his expression somber, his stubble revealing a hint of weariness.
"Have a drink and forget about it, I'll forget too...what happened last night."
[MADAO's voice was deep and husky, his face hidden behind sunglasses, but his eyes, which were visible, seemed to be telling a story of the pain he had once endured.]
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